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HAHAURFUCKED BACK IN THE BUILDING!!!

YEAHHH BITCHES!!! SUNDAY MORNING JAPANESE FACTORY WORKER ...
Orange narrow-minded generalized bond therapy
  06/24/12
goooooooooooooooood morning HAHAURFUCKED!!!!!!!
Erotic filthpig keepsake machete
  06/24/12
AND GOOD MORNING TO YOU!!! HERE TO DROP SOME 180S ON FOOL...
Orange narrow-minded generalized bond therapy
  06/24/12
Here's one more for now: http://money.cnn.com/2012/06/11/...
offensive garrison
  06/24/12
BROTHER I WOULD DO IT FOR FREE!!! I CONSIDER IT A PUBLIC SER...
Orange narrow-minded generalized bond therapy
  06/24/12
JUST CRACKED ANOTHER SUGAR FREE RED BULL!!! KEEP THE STOR...
Orange narrow-minded generalized bond therapy
  06/24/12
"INTERNATIONAL ENVIRONMENTAL JUSTICE ADVOCATE" ...
offensive garrison
  06/24/12
Yes! Just reading your subject lines makes me want to do jum...
offensive garrison
  06/24/12
HELL YEAH!!! LET ME CRACK OPEN A FRESH SUGAR FREE RED BUL...
Orange narrow-minded generalized bond therapy
  06/24/12
LOL WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT??? ENCOURAGING CURRENT IDI...
Orange narrow-minded generalized bond therapy
  06/24/12
What would you guess is the response rate today to job appli...
offensive garrison
  06/24/12
LOLLLL I DONT KNOW IF THIS COUNTS AS A RESPONSE RATE BUT I C...
Orange narrow-minded generalized bond therapy
  06/24/12
Unpaid student loans top $1 trillion http://www.politico....
offensive garrison
  06/24/12
Oh, and the ace in the hole: This Bright-Eyed Young Man...
offensive garrison
  06/24/12
*grabs popcorn*
Milky Dilemma
  06/24/12
OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS DUDE IS LITERALLY A FUCKING WALKIN...
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if there is a god, then this is absolutely his work - well d...
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This is fucking hilarious. Well done, sir. I like the grow...
Vengeful home
  06/24/12
I also like the allowing things to go sour with dad bit.
Vengeful home
  06/24/12
THANKS BROS!!! THE PAUPERIZATION OF THE IGNORANT MOUTHBRE...
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  06/24/12
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You should start a twitter account or something. This is kno...
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  06/24/12
THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT BROTHER!!! BUT POASTING HAS AN OPP...
Orange narrow-minded generalized bond therapy
  06/24/12
hahaha holy shit
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  06/26/12
180
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*Bad to the Bone starts playing*
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I loled rill hard
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ROCKSTAR??? MY MAN STICK WITH THE SUGARFREE RED BULL M...
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  06/24/12
lol
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sup
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SUP!!!!!! YOU GETTING SOME SITUPS IN ON THIS FINE SUNDAY?...
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  06/24/12
lol this cracked me up
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FITNESS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER!!! CALISTHENICS OR UNEMPLOY...
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Brother u are the Ubermensch lol
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ITS NOT HIS FAULT HE GREW UP LIKE A FUCKING STRAY DOG, BUT G...
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  06/24/12
Jill N. Filipovic got fired from her firm. Comments? http...
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Maybe he'll prove me wrong, but I don't think HAHAURFUCKED c...
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She fucked herself by blogging about her dildo going off in ...
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That was a dumb thing to do.
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  06/24/12
She acted stupidly.
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LOLLLLLLL EVEN ROBERT REICH AGREES: FAGGOT STRIVER POORS IN ...
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You, sir, are the reason I check in to this chat board.
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THANKS BRO!!! FIRED UP LIKE A GAS STOVE IN THIS BITCH!!! ...
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ON TOP OF A GAS STATION
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lmao
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GASOLINE FUMES ARE NO JOKE!!! BIG DEBT SUFFOCATES IN MANY...
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  06/26/12
never stop poasting.
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Who are you? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
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BROTHER I AM ON A MISSION TO SPREAD THE GOOD WORD TO THE PEO...
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the lord bless you and keep you, HAHAURFUCKED.
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Date: June 24th, 2012 10:04 AM
Author: Orange narrow-minded generalized bond therapy

YEAHHH BITCHES!!!

SUNDAY MORNING JAPANESE FACTORY WORKER CALISTHENICS!!!

PUMPED UP LIKE INFLATABLE PLAYPENS!!!

READY TO RIDE ON FOOLISH FAGGOT STRIVER POORS WHO WISH TO LIVE IN DENIAL OF THE REALITY OF AMERICA IN 2012!!!

SEND SOME STORIES!!! IVY MISSING BEHAVIOR PREFERRED!!!

LETS GET TO IT XO!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#20947201)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 10:08 AM
Author: Erotic filthpig keepsake machete

goooooooooooooooood morning HAHAURFUCKED!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#20947208)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 10:10 AM
Author: Orange narrow-minded generalized bond therapy

AND GOOD MORNING TO YOU!!!

HERE TO DROP SOME 180S ON FOOLS!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#20947215)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 10:35 AM
Author: offensive garrison

Here's one more for now:

http://money.cnn.com/2012/06/11/pf/college/student-loan-value/index.htm

School districts should pay you $500/hr to talk sense into seniors. Taxpayers would get the money back in reduced healthcare and welfare costs down the road.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#20947248)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 10:49 AM
Author: Orange narrow-minded generalized bond therapy

BROTHER I WOULD DO IT FOR FREE!!! I CONSIDER IT A PUBLIC SERVICE!!!

BUT LORD KNOWS IF I EVER OFFERED TO SHARE MY MESSAGE WITH WIDE-EYED IGNORANT 870 SAT HIGH SCHOOL SENIORS ABOUT THEIR TRUE PROSPECTS IN LIFE, FAGGOT GUIDANCE COUNSELORS WHO PLAY GOD WITH CHILDRENS LIVES WOULD HAVE ME ESCORTED OFF CAMPUS BY THE LOCAL POLICE!!!

WELDER, MINER, PLUMBER, ELECTRICIAN, POLICE OFFICER, INFANTRYMAN, MECHANIC, ROOFER, PAINTER, CARPENTER, FIREMAN, LPN, MACHINIST...ALL OF THESE CAREER PATHS ARE OPEN TO THESE KIDS!!!

BUT NO, THIS IS AMERICA, WE DON'T TELL PEOPLE THAT THEY'RE JUST NEVER GOING TO MAKE IT AS A MICHELIN RATED CHEF OR INTERNATIONAL ENVIRONMENTAL JUSTICE ADVOCATE!!!

THIS SHIT MAKES ME SO ANGRY AND SO FUCKING SAD



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#20947289)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 12:53 PM
Author: Orange narrow-minded generalized bond therapy

JUST CRACKED ANOTHER SUGAR FREE RED BULL!!!

KEEP THE STORIES COMING!!!

THIS IS PRIME TIME FOR TALES OF WOE FROM THE FAGGOT STRIVER POOR CLASSES!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#20947776)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 8:43 PM
Author: offensive garrison

"INTERNATIONAL ENVIRONMENTAL JUSTICE ADVOCATE"

ROFFLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#20951050)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 10:06 AM
Author: offensive garrison

Yes! Just reading your subject lines makes me want to do jumping jacks and push-ups.

First can you comment on this though?

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/useless--degree--awesome-job.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#20947203)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 10:11 AM
Author: Orange narrow-minded generalized bond therapy

HELL YEAH!!!

LET ME CRACK OPEN A FRESH SUGAR FREE RED BULL!!!

POASTING TAKES ENERGY!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#20947216)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 10:19 AM
Author: Orange narrow-minded generalized bond therapy

LOL WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT???

ENCOURAGING CURRENT IDIOT IVY MISSING STRIVER POORS TO CONTINUE DOWN THE PATH OF EXPONENTIALLY GROWING STUDENT LOAN DEBT FOR WORTHLESS DEGREES???

NOTE THE INDIVIDUALS PROFILED IN THE ARTICLE: NOT A SINGLE ONE OF THESE SMUG FUCKS THAT IS PROPERLY EMPLOYED GRADUATED AFTER 1999!!!

THE DREAM IS MOTHERFUCKING DEAD!!! THEIR PATHS ARE NO LONGER OPEN TO YOU IF YOU ARE A LIBERAL ARTS GRADUATE OF A NON-IVY (AND IVY DOES NOT INCLUDE CORNELL)!!!

THE SCULPTURE MAJOR THAT GRADUATED IN 2009 RECEIVES A "STEADY PAYCHECK AND HEALTH INSURANCE" AFTER MAKING 12 FUCKING BUCKS AN HOUR - IN AMERICA IN 2012 THATS CODE FOR A 30K SALARY WITH SOME FUCKED UP HSA HIGH DEDUCTIBLE HEALTH INSURANCE PLAN THAT HITS YOU WITH A 2000 DOLLAR BILL FOR AN ER VISIT

IM SURE THAT WHEN HE WENT TO "UNIVERSITY", HE AND HIS FAMILY CONSIDERED A POVERTY-LEVEL WAGE BARELY ABLE TO COVER THE RENT ON SOME SHITHOLE IN FUCKING BUSHWICK AN IDEAL OUTCOME

STAY ON THE LOOKOUT KIDS!!! DONT BE FOOLED!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#20947225)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 10:24 AM
Author: offensive garrison

What would you guess is the response rate today to job applications from Class of 2011 WUSTL "Popular Culture" majors?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#20947229)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 11:05 AM
Author: Orange narrow-minded generalized bond therapy

LOLLLL I DONT KNOW IF THIS COUNTS AS A RESPONSE RATE BUT I CAN SEE THE EMPLOYER SENDING OFF AN MP3 OF HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER TO WHATEVER PATHETIC STRIVER POOR DEIGNED TO APPLY WITH SUCH UNDERWHELMING CREDENTIALS!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#20947341)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 10:09 AM
Author: offensive garrison

Unpaid student loans top $1 trillion

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1011/66347.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#20947212)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 10:15 AM
Author: offensive garrison

Oh, and the ace in the hole:

This Bright-Eyed Young Man Was Utterly Demolished By Student Loans

Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/nick-keiths-student-loan-horror-story-2012-3?op=1#ixzz1yii8nwFG

http://www.businessinsider.com/nick-keiths-student-loan-horror-story-2012-3?op=1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#20947220)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 10:37 AM
Author: Milky Dilemma

*grabs popcorn*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#20947251)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 10:41 AM
Author: Orange narrow-minded generalized bond therapy

OH MY FUCKING GOD

THIS DUDE IS LITERALLY A FUCKING WALKING, TALKING EXAMPLE OF HOW NOT TO LIVE YOUR LIFE

LET US BEGIN WITH KEY TAKEAWAYS FROM HIS TRULY PATHETIC AND HORRIFYING STORY

1) "Keith's father only agreed to co-sign a student loan if he stuck with an engineering degree at Iowa State University, but even with decent grades, he knew it wasn't a right fit. He dropped out sophomore year and later turned to the California Culinary Academy–without his dad as a safety net–hoping to put his love for healthy eating to use."

WHAT THE FUCK DUDE??? YOU HAD A COSIGNER WITH GOOD CREDIT READY TO GO TO GIVE YOU AN OPPORTUNITY TO STUDY SOMETHING USEFUL AND IN DEMAND AND YOU FUCKING DROPPED IT??? THIS DUDE IS A MEDIOCRE FUCK AS ILLUSTRATED BY HIS MATRICULATION AT THE WORLD-RENOWNED IOWA MOTHERFUCKING STATE UNIVERSITY. AN ENGINEERING DEGREE FROM THIS PLACE WAS HIS ONLY SHOT AT SOMETHING APPROACHING A MIDDLE-CLASS LIFE IN THIS AMERICA OF 2012 AND HE FUCKING REJECTED IT TO PURSUE SOME IDIOTIC WILD-EYED DREAMS OF BECOMING A MICHELIN RATED CHEF!!!

2) "The culinary academy commercials were on the Food Network every 15 minutes"

LOLLLLL IF ANY OF YOU NEEDED ANY EVIDENCE FOR JUST HOW MUCH OF A MOUTHBREATHING FUCK THIS GUY IS, HERE IT IS!!! THIS IS A GUY THAT THINKS GOING TO A SCHOOL FUCKING ADVERTISING ON TELEVISION WILL CHANGE HIS LIFE!!! LISTEN BRO, YOU AREN'T A HOT CHICK OR A GAY, AND YOURE FROM FUCKING MIDDLE AMERICA WHICH MEANS YOU HAVE ZERO CULINARY TASTE AND PROBABLY SUBSISTED ON MACARONI AND CHEESE AND SLOPPY JOES GROWING UP. NOBODY AT A RESPECTABLE CABLE CHANNEL IS LOOKING TO HIRE YOUR ASS!!! ITS NOT HIS FAULT HE GREW UP LIKE A FUCKING STRAY DOG, BUT GIVEN THAT HE DID, THERE ARE JUST CERTAIN DREAMS THAT WILL NEVER BE REALIZABLE!!!

3) "I was lied to about the terms of the private student loan," Keith says. "And after completing the program, my first job in the culinary field (working on a meal assembly line) paid $10 per hour."

BROTHER WHO LIED TO YOU ABOUT THE TERMS OF THE FUCKING STUDENT LOAN??? YOU DIDNT HAVE ANY MONEY, RIGHT??? AND YOU NEEDED TO PAY FOR SCHOOL, RIGHT??? AND YOUR FATHER, IN HIS (IN HINDSIGHT) TRULY ASTOUNDING WISDOM AND APPRAISAL OF YOUR LIFE PROSPECTS, REFUSED TO COSIGN ANY LOANS, RIGHT??? SO HOW THE FUCK DID YOU THINK YOU WERE GOING TO ATTEND THIS SHITBOX CULINARY SCHOOL??? AND YOU NEVER DID ANY RESEARCH AS TO THE FUCKING OUTCOMES OF GRADUATES FROM CULINARY SCHOOLS??? THIS HAS BEEN MIDDLE AND LOWER-MIDDLE CLASS COMMON KNOWLEDGE FOR THE PAST 15 YEARS AT LEAST. THESE PLACES ARE FUCKING SCAMS, AND YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT. ZERO FUCKING SYMPATHY.

4) "He was also paying a 19% variable interest rate – nearly triple the capped interest rate on federal unsubsidized loans"

LOLLLLLLL I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO THIS. ASSHOLES WITH SUB 500 CREDIT SCORES PAY LESS THAN THIS ON THEIR FUCKING 500 DOLLAR LIMIT VISA SIGNATURE CARDS!!!

5) "Keith camped out in his dad's heated garage for the better part of 2011, hoping he'd be able to either find a job or sell enough of his belongings to afford to move back West for work.

When we caught up with him in late May, Keith said things with his father turned sour and he used the $2,500 or so he raised on hotel stays instead. As of last week, with the rest of his savings dried up, Keith officially joined the ranks of the homeless.

He's living out of an aged minivan, taking advantage of Salvation Army for meals and groceries. At night, he crashes at highway truck stops, where he says he's rarely bothered."

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS SOME TOM JOAD LEVEL POVERTY!!! HOW THE FUCK DO YOU ALLOW "THINGS TO GO SOUR" WITH THE ONE PERSON THAT HAS STOOD BY YOU THROUGH YOUR IDIOTIC WANDERINGS!!! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THIS IS DISGUSTING!!!

LISTEN UP KIDS, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE HERE IN AMERICA ALLOW THOSE WITH MEDIOCRE TALENTS TO DREAM ABOVE THEIR STATION IN LIFE. THIS PATHETIC INDIVIDUAL COULD HAVE BEEN A MIDDLE-CLASS ENGINEER IN FLYOVER COUNTRY, WITH A 50% PAID OFF MORTGAGE, WIFE AND MAYBE A KID OR TWO BY NOW. INSTEAD, BECAUSE OUR SOCIETY ALLOWED HIM TO DREAM ABOVE HIS STATION IN LIFE, AND THEN PROVIDED HIM THE ACCESS TO A SIGNIFICANT QUANTUM OF DEBT FINANCING WHOLLY UNMOORED FROM ANY REASONABLE ESTIMATE OF HIS ABILITY TO REPAY SAID DEBT, HE IS LIVING OUT OF A FUCKING VAN, COLLECTING DISABILITY, AND EATING THREE-WEEKS EXPIRED CHICKEN SOUP FROM A CAN PROVIDED BY HIS LOCAL FOOD BANK!!!

AMERICA IN 2012!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#20947264)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 11:05 AM
Author: Beady-eyed saffron telephone



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Date: June 24th, 2012 11:39 AM
Author: drab lettuce son of senegal



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Date: June 24th, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: glassy costumed bawdyhouse

if there is a god, then this is absolutely his work - well done brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#20947449)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: charismatic topaz fat ankles



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Date: June 24th, 2012 11:44 AM
Author: Vengeful home

This is fucking hilarious. Well done, sir. I like the growing up like a stray dog business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#20947462)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 11:49 AM
Author: Vengeful home

I also like the allowing things to go sour with dad bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#20947480)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: Orange narrow-minded generalized bond therapy

THANKS BROS!!!

THE PAUPERIZATION OF THE IGNORANT MOUTHBREATHING YET SOMEHOW STRIVING CLASSES CONTINUES!!!

AMERICA IN 2012!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#20947595)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 3:04 PM
Author: passionate mexican lay



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Date: June 24th, 2012 4:25 PM
Author: hyperactive stage

You should start a twitter account or something. This is knowledge deserving of a wider audience bro. KEEP IT UP!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#20949103)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 4:59 PM
Author: Orange narrow-minded generalized bond therapy

THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT BROTHER!!!

BUT POASTING HAS AN OPPORTUNITY COST!!!

REMEMBER THAT!!!

TIME SPENT ON TWITTER CAN LEAVE YOUR CAREER IN THE SHITTER!!!

AMERICA IN 2012!!! XO OR BUST!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#20949360)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 9:33 AM
Author: Drunken national

hahaha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#20960505)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 5:35 PM
Author: Filthy point people who are hurt

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#20963150)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 5:43 PM
Author: Curious native



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Date: June 26th, 2012 5:59 PM
Author: Plum appetizing casino french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#20963299)



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Date: September 5th, 2012 7:06 AM
Author: Avocado Multi-billionaire State



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Date: September 21st, 2015 1:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling lake twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#28804658)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 2:49 AM
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Date: June 24th, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: Splenetic tantric box office selfie

*Bad to the Bone starts playing*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#20947448)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 11:51 AM
Author: mentally impaired base dysfunction

I loled rill hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#20947488)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: Orange narrow-minded generalized bond therapy

ROCKSTAR???

MY MAN STICK WITH THE SUGARFREE RED BULL

MINIMAL LIQUID VOLUME FOR MAXIMUM ENERGY BOOST!!!

DONT WANNA CATCH A STOMACH CRAMP WHEN YOURE PERFORMING YOUR DAILY CALISTHENICS!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#20947600)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 4:25 PM
Author: hyperactive stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#20949106)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: cream marketing idea

sup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#20947602)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 12:25 PM
Author: Orange narrow-minded generalized bond therapy

SUP!!!!!!

YOU GETTING SOME SITUPS IN ON THIS FINE SUNDAY???

GOTTA KEEP FIT!!! ELITE JOBS ARE UNAVAILABLE TO THE OBESE!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#20947644)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 2:47 PM
Author: underhanded piazza

lol this cracked me up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#20948485)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: Orange narrow-minded generalized bond therapy

FITNESS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER!!!

CALISTHENICS OR UNEMPLOYMENT!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#20948937)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 5:44 PM
Author: Curious native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#20963196)



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Date: September 5th, 2012 8:03 AM
Author: Mischievous party of the first part

Brother u are the Ubermensch lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#21501054)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 2:49 PM
Author: Milky Dilemma

ITS NOT HIS FAULT HE GREW UP LIKE A FUCKING STRAY DOG, BUT GIVEN THAT HE DID, THERE ARE JUST CERTAIN DREAMS THAT WILL NEVER BE REALIZABLE!!!

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I made it w/o laughing until this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#20948496)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: lascivious factory reset button

Jill N. Filipovic got fired from her firm. Comments?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978123&mc=26&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#20948946)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 4:17 PM
Author: offensive garrison

Maybe he'll prove me wrong, but I don't think HAHAURFUCKED cares about the lawyers/law students XO and ATL love to hate, unless they've specifically fucked themselves with loans or terrible school choices.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#20949078)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 4:21 PM
Author: lascivious factory reset button

She fucked herself by blogging about her dildo going off in her luggage.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1790955&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#20949092)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 4:25 PM
Author: offensive garrison

That was a dumb thing to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#20949105)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 4:41 PM
Author: Milky Dilemma

She acted stupidly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#20949224)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: Orange narrow-minded generalized bond therapy

LOLLLLLLL EVEN ROBERT REICH AGREES: FAGGOT STRIVER POORS IN 2012 = HAHAURFUCKED!!!

"As a former secretary of labor and current professor, I feel I owe it to you to tell you the truth about the pieces of parchment you’re picking up today.

You’re f*cked."

http://robertreich.org/post/23301640941

THE DREAM IS DEAD!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#20951379)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: Motley Regret Public Bath

You, sir, are the reason I check in to this chat board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#20951521)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: Orange narrow-minded generalized bond therapy

THANKS BRO!!!

FIRED UP LIKE A GAS STOVE IN THIS BITCH!!!

HARD HITTING POASTS BRINGIN THE TRUTH LIKE PAUL PIERCE!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#20957657)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 10:34 PM
Author: Self-absorbed location

ON TOP OF A GAS STATION

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#20957984)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 10:38 PM
Author: drab lettuce son of senegal

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#20958021)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:02 AM
Author: Orange narrow-minded generalized bond therapy

GASOLINE FUMES ARE NO JOKE!!!

BIG DEBT SUFFOCATES IN MANY WAYS!!!

AMERICA IN 2012!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#20959077)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 8:55 AM
Author: Lemon hospital

never stop poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#20960444)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 10:15 PM
Author: Pea-brained carnelian sanctuary

Who are you? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#20957842)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:06 AM
Author: Orange narrow-minded generalized bond therapy

BROTHER I AM ON A MISSION TO SPREAD THE GOOD WORD TO THE PEOPLE OF THESE HERE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!

IT IS A NEW AGE OF AUSTERITY!!!

IF YOU ARENT ELITE, GET YOUR HEAD DOWN AND GET TO WORK!!!

OPPORTUNITIES FOR ADVANCEMENT WILL NOT BE FORTHCOMING TO THOSE THAT LACK HIGH LEVELS OF SOCIAL, FINANCIAL AND INTELLECTUAL CAPITAL!!!

DONT GET FOOLED BY THE AMERICAN DREAM!!! SHES DEAD IN 2012!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#20959117)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 10:40 AM
Author: Multi-colored Brindle Legend Senate

the lord bless you and keep you, HAHAURFUCKED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#20960677)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 1:38 AM
Author: cream marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#20959787)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 11:56 AM
Author: Filthy point people who are hurt

thank god you're back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#20961041)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 6:05 PM
Author: Angry abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#20963325)



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Date: September 5th, 2012 8:05 AM
Author: Mischievous party of the first part

I dunno if this is enough but 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#21501055)



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Date: July 27th, 2015 11:02 PM
Author: titillating legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#28425033)



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Date: July 27th, 2015 11:20 PM
Author: Hateful Kitchen Old Irish Cottage

Cruel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#28425142)



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Date: July 27th, 2015 11:06 PM
Author: nofapping scarlet spot tattoo

Got my hopes up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#28425059)



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Date: July 27th, 2015 11:08 PM
Author: carmine tank weed whacker

i held my breath from the moment i read the thread title until the thread loaded, displayed, and i read the date of the His last poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#28425071)



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Date: October 18th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: Racy nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#28995310)



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Date: July 27th, 2015 11:21 PM
Author: Soggy indecent field cumskin

We continue our watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#28425148)



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Date: July 28th, 2015 7:37 PM
Author: Purple startling famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#28430680)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 1:12 PM
Author: Purple startling famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#28804635)



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Date: October 18th, 2015 7:59 PM
Author: Sable Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#28995283)



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Date: May 21st, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Henna cheese-eating idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#30526359)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:16 AM
Author: walnut stirring persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#35504279)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:18 AM
Author: Sexy Navy Address

The cruelest blankbump. I thought he really was back in the motherfucking building.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#35504280)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:22 AM
Author: walnut stirring persian

sorry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#35504284)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:24 AM
Author: Racy nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#35504287)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:21 AM
Author: nubile disturbing house

ty for bumping but c'mon, don't get our hopes up like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#35504283)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:22 AM
Author: walnut stirring persian

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#35504285)



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Date: March 4th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: Sexy Navy Address

Suck it fags, he's not back in the building, I just wanted you to feel my pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#35532161)



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Date: March 4th, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: effete love of her life

You're an asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#35532164)



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Date: March 5th, 2020 8:36 PM
Author: opaque pervert cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#39703217)



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Date: March 5th, 2020 8:49 PM
Author: Concupiscible cyan church

go back to reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#39703281)



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Date: March 23rd, 2023 2:21 AM
Author: blathering awkward crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978248&forum_id=2#46086708)