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POLL: what's your wife's body count?
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:57 PM Author: Provocative Ceo Yarmulke i'm doing research (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48947280) |
Date: May 20th, 2025 12:57 PM Author: Cerebral claret base degenerate 1 handful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48947281) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:57 PM Author: Offensive laughsome genital piercing haunted graveyard 1 guy before me. whore (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48947282) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:58 PM Author: Provocative Ceo Yarmulke 180. my wife's is allegedly 3 (only 2 before me), but according to my mistress my wife lied to me.
LMK if you want me to explain. |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:59 PM Author: Frisky generalized bond it at least 4 considering i know for a fact she has slept with one person after marrying you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48947290) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:59 PM Author: Provocative Ceo Yarmulke go away you indian turd bastard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48947296) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:00 PM Author: Frisky generalized bond if you can't keep me out of your bedroom why the fuck would you think you can keep me out of a thread? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48947301) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:00 PM Author: Provocative Ceo Yarmulke (smelly assnigger nonwhite) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48947302) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:01 PM Author: Frisky generalized bond you wife asks me not to shower. says she enjoys a musky chocobar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48947307) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:58 PM Author: green senate wife? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48947283) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:58 PM Author: Frisky generalized bond i think my gf's is around 30. my ex-wife was less than 10. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48947285) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: Offensive laughsome genital piercing haunted graveyard 30 is actually insane. is she an actual whore? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48947400) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Frisky generalized bond mines in the triple digits so i can't judge. and i don't care about body count unless it's indicative of extreme self-destructive behavior. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48947428) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:16 AM Author: Beady-eyed bronze box office lol sure it is (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48950232) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:44 PM Author: Milky stimulating piazza triple digits is prima facie indicative of extreme self-destructive behavior (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992770) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:14 PM Author: Mischievous Associate Hell ? for a 43 yo man it's 4 per year since the age of 18 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48993508) |
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Date: June 8th, 2025 12:40 PM Author: Frisky generalized bond i've mostly been in long term relationships. but there were a few periods of mindless casual sex for the sake of it. but even when dating in the hopes of something long term sex is often just an ordinary part of the dating process. plus dating a couple "bi" girls down for an occasional 3way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48996786) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:59 PM Author: Odious set reading party men older than 35 really need to take a stand and not use that term.
i hear olds like me using zoomer porn slang like "glazing" and "body count" and "gaped" and it all needs to stop
youngs should be pressured by people who actually have money to stop talking pornographically |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:00 PM Author: Provocative Ceo Yarmulke body count has been in use for a while. so has gaped.
glazed is new so i will give you that. |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:01 PM Author: Odious set reading party fair enough, and body count at least is meant to be about sex
i hear people saying glazed and gaped as metaphors all the time. wtf. this isnt a pornhub comment section, faggot, this is IRL. Have some dignity |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:03 PM Author: Provocative Ceo Yarmulke i listen to A LOT of youtube reactors who react to rap songs, so glazed sounds normal to me now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48947310) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:01 PM Author: Titillating sound barrier monthly nut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48947304) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:59 PM Author: arousing personal credit line while I watched? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48947297) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 2:18 PM Author: Angry crystalline dysfunction Are you talking shit or actual LS? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48947648) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:44 PM Author: cowardly wagecucks Lol 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48993596) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:18 PM Author: Fragrant step-uncle's house Probably over 100. She was a hot little slut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48947389) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:23 PM Author: aromatic brunch I’ve lost track since the wedding (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48947434) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:37 AM Author: territorial exciting gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48986000) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:06 AM Author: Provocative Ceo Yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48950150) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:44 AM Author: charismatic messiness She lost count but somewhere over 500
She’s not very sexual anymore tho |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:02 AM Author: excitant bonkers bbw liquid oxygen amazing poast moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48950213) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:05 AM Author: Provocative Ceo Yarmulke i think my wife may have cheated on me years ago. should i kill her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48950215) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:10 AM Author: Beady-eyed bronze box office 1 including me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48950220) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:42 AM Author: dashing knife she's had 2 bodies come out of her so far (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48950265) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:13 PM Author: Provocative Ceo Yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48953547) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:14 PM Author: Burgundy costumed stag film I dunno (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48953549) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:19 PM Author: Flushed menage 2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48953564) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:21 AM Author: Provocative Ceo Yarmulke update, i had an absolute mental meltdown that had its genesis in this question, and it turns out my wife did, in fact, only sleep with two guys before me.
also, i'm back on antidepressants! |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:23 AM Author: nudist cerise market she lied because she knows you’re a gay jewish psycho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48985948) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:42 AM Author: Provocative Ceo Yarmulke no she didn't.
you are really a sad and pathetic person. much like i was when i was an active addict. |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:48 AM Author: nudist cerise market You’re still a drug addicted kike fag. Your children will laugh when you inevitably kill yourself, and they’ll give your whore wife a high five for it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48986038) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:25 PM Author: Frisky generalized bond even in that bleak scenario he still would have had a wife and children whereas you will always be a NEET incel lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992721) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Provocative Ceo Yarmulke i'm high on various class A narcotics rn and getting sucked by a tranny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992734) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:02 PM Author: self-centered ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992829) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: nudist cerise market You’re a loser and so is this kike
Lmao @ having gay kids w some nigger fucking jew whore |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:41 PM Author: Provocative Ceo Yarmulke woah look out guys, he said nigger! and then jew and kike. wild man alert. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992757) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:42 PM Author: nudist cerise market You’re a jew and you get fucked by men
lol @ you, faggot |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:44 PM Author: Provocative Ceo Yarmulke oh man, what will this guy say next! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992768) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:47 PM Author: nudist cerise market “Hey guyth is thith punk rock?”
*gets buttfucked by a nigger*
What a cool kike! |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:48 PM Author: Provocative Ceo Yarmulke how much do the truckers pay you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992783) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:49 PM Author: nudist cerise market kike faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992794) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:44 PM Author: Frisky generalized bond excuse me he's one of ARE top antisemites and all the people he's been fucked by were identifying as women at the time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992769) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:47 PM Author: Provocative Ceo Yarmulke isn't bp confirmed to have sucked dicks for money at new england truck stops? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992781) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:49 PM Author: nudist cerise market “I do it for free!”
-Zurich, proud Jewish “man” |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:50 PM Author: Provocative Ceo Yarmulke (totally not jewish but bragging that HE got paid for dicksucks whereas i did it for nothing) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992798) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:54 PM Author: nudist cerise market You’re spiraling
and jewish
shameful |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:54 PM Author: Provocative Ceo Yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992812) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:57 PM Author: Frisky generalized bond you're spiraling dude. boner police (chill fratty hinged tuft chad) said so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992819) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:14 PM Author: nudist cerise market simp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992854) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:48 AM Author: Peach Affirmative Action Skinny Woman 0 before me, 1 since marriage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48986037) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:09 PM Author: Provocative Ceo Yarmulke what's yours?
my wife and i both had only two before we met each other. i ruined that when i went off the rails a few years ago. i hate myself for that. |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:02 PM Author: Peach Affirmative Action Skinny Woman around 15, she knew a few of them before we married and they still keep in touch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992642) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:10 PM Author: Bespoke Parlour Queen Of The Night I’m assuming a lot because she always goes to South America for a month and stays at hostels (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992677) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:11 PM Author: Wine fortuitous meteor 7 before me. I got her at age 21. 5 of the 7 were when she was 15-16. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992683) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:12 PM Author: Flushed menage How many after? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992686) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: Wine fortuitous meteor zero so far, but I’m doing my best to make it an integer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992727) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:51 PM Author: plum talented rigpig site Did she have a busy sophomore year? Getting passed around by cool juniors and seniors? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48993765) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:23 PM Author: Pontificating Plaza Internal Respiration Ex-wife was somewhere in the 60-70 range. As part of the 4th Step in AA you have to make a list, and I accidentally saw hers and was like wtf. Had plenty entries like “airline pilot in Denver” and stuff, lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992718) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: Mischievous Associate Hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992725) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: comical jade spot mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992732) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:45 PM Author: appetizing hissy fit garrison 180 if true. 180 if flame. Well done, sir. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992772) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:50 PM Author: Pontificating Plaza Internal Respiration True. A bit of a surprise because when we started dating she has clearly said it was “under 50.” I felt a bit deceived later, NGL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48993038) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:07 PM Author: Mischievous Associate Hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48993489) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:58 PM Author: crimson den mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992821) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:02 PM Author: pungent vigorous native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992831) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:47 PM Author: cowardly wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48993604) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:59 PM Author: aromatic brunch My 4th step is sitting in the garage. My birdbrain wife has never bothered reading. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48993789) |
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Date: June 7th, 2025 12:22 AM Author: Pontificating Plaza Internal Respiration That’s best. I didn’t seek it out, just stumbled across it in an untitled notebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48993956) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:28 PM Author: Burgundy costumed stag film No idea. I hope it's a ton (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992729) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: comical jade spot mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992733) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:48 PM Author: Hairless Business Firm Fanboi Including me, zero (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992784) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:48 PM Author: appetizing hissy fit garrison I'm virtually certain I am the only one. She was religious and wanted to save herself for marriage. And she had only one serious boyfriend before me, and I know the fact that she refused to fuck him was a point of contention in their relationship. And I am pretty sure she hasn't fucked anyone after marriage, because I have given her permission to do so, so I would assume she would tell me if she did. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992789) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:54 PM Author: Milky stimulating piazza "And I am pretty sure she hasn't fucked anyone after marriage, because I have given her permission to do so"
Strange "marriage" you've got there |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:12 PM Author: Internet-worthy Erotic Theatre French Chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48993504) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:53 PM Author: plum talented rigpig site Yeah, how did that come about? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48993770) |
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Date: June 8th, 2025 12:08 PM Author: appetizing hissy fit garrison I'm a cheatmo and I barely hide it. I can't tell if the wife just tolerates it or if she is in denial about the fact that I am fucking some of the women I hang around with. I figured it was only fair if I let her do the same thing. Plus I was hoping that we could just do a full open marriage and I wouldn't have to keep pretending like I don't fuck my side pieces. She didn't bite, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48996732) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:52 PM Author: Mustard domesticated church roommate 3 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992804) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: Milky stimulating piazza this girl I was fucking and really liked told me her number was around 75 and it left me sort of in shock. I kept dating and fucking her for a while after that, but I couldn't take her seriously as a marriage prospect anymore so I always had one foot out the door.
current wife has 3 before me.
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:59 PM Author: comical jade spot mad cow disease THat's insane, it's good you found another girl who loves wrestling, horror movies and video games (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992822) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:17 PM Author: Milky stimulating piazza she loves horror movies, used to occasionally go to or watch a wrestling event but isn't really a fan, and basically the same for video games. she used to play story-based games like Detroit Become Human and Dark Pictures Anthology with me but hasn't since we've had kids. she is too tired and doesn't have time. She is still very fuckable despite being 40 and having produced 2 children so it's fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992860) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:05 PM Author: Provocative Ceo Yarmulke that's disgusting, wtf. shocked she admitted to that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992839) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:18 PM Author: self-centered ladyboy lots of cope and delusion itt lmaoooooo
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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:20 PM Author: comical jade spot mad cow disease My roastie isn't like the others, she only fucked 1-2 guys before she chose me, I have the Best Life Ever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992874) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:30 PM Author: self-centered ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992894) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:33 PM Author: Slippery pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48993551) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 7:44 PM Author: Slippery pocket flask 1 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48993265) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:45 PM Author: garnet thriller half-breed doing research for a research boner tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48993598) |