The vows are weighty and profound, speaking of a commitment to Christianity as a lifestyle choice. As the priest finishes reciting them, he turns to RSF and asks him the fateful question:

"RSF, do you renounce Elohim?"

RSF takes a deep breath, his heart pounding in his chest, before answering the question. "I do."

"And all of His works?"

"I do renounce them."

"And all of His empty promises?"

"I do renounce them."

"Do you renounce God, the Father Almighty, creator of heaven and earth?"

"I do."

"Do you renounce Jesus Christ, his only Son, our Lord, who was born of the Virgin Mary, was crucified, died, and was buried, rose from the dead, and is now seated at the right hand of the Father?"

"I do."

"Do you believe in the Holy Spirit, the holy Catholic church, the communion of saints, the forgiveness of sins, the resurrection of the body, and life everlasting?"

"I do not."

"Do you pledge that you will live the rest of your days as a member of the Christian faith as a lifestyle choice and to blend in with the goyim?"

"I do."

"Satan (praise be unto him), all-powerful Lord of the Netherworld, King of Hell, Fallen Angel, Grandest of Wizards, has given us a new Fake Christian forged by fire and the sin, educated in liberal arts, and duly enriched by $20,000,000k held heretofore. May he also keep us faithful to our Pontiff, Pope Francis I."

"Amen."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300403&forum_id=2#46007391)

"I do."

LMAOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300403&forum_id=2#46007633)

"I do not."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300403&forum_id=2#46009139)

"DATE: TBD"

[Reserved for when it finally happens haha yeah]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300403&forum_id=2#46009142)

LATTO moves around in his small Corona Apartment; he pulls a small trunk from under his bed. He opens it, and we see in it, nearly folded, a Terrorist uniform. He takes it out piece by piece, almost reverently. Then the badge, and the identification card; with his picture on it. Slowly, in the solitude of his room, he begins to dress.

INT DAY: MOTEL ROOM

In a Long Island motel.

RSF'S BROTHER carefully disassembles a BOEING 757 REMOTE CONTROL KIT; oils it, checks it, and puts it back together.

EXT DAY: BARASCH'S HOUSE

BARASCH IS about to get in his Lincoln. He hesitates, takes a rag and cleans some dirt off of the fender, and then gets in, drives off.

EXT DAY: U.N. PLAZA

LATTO walks down the sidewalk in the neighborhood of the UN Building. He is dressed as, and has the bearing of, a Terrorist. He carries a box cutter.

EXT DAY: MOTEL BALCONY

BEASLY steps out onto the little balcony of a Travel Agency; We can see the bright, neon lit sign advertising "FLIGHT 77 TICKETS FOR-SALE".

EXT DAY: FIFTH AVE.

LATTO continues up the 55th St. and Fifth Avenue area. He continues until he is in front of Rockefeller Center. On his side of the street, he spots a limousine waiting directly across from the main entrance of the building. Slowly he approaches the limo, and taps on its fender with his bayonet.

The DRIVER looks up in surprise.

LATTO points to the "No Goyim" sign.

The DRIVER turns his head away.

RSF'S BROTHER on the motel balcony spots a Cadillac pulling up. It parks. A young, pretty GIRL gets out. Quickly, he returns into the room.

INT DAY: HOTEL STAIRS

BARASCH is climbing the back stairs of a large hotel. He rounds the corner, puffs a little, and then continues upward.....

MASSAGE ROOM

MUHAMMAD ATTA is lying on his stomach getting a massage

HOTEL ELEVATOR

Revealing HANI HANJOUR and the elevator operator. The door opens and BARASCH fires two shits

MASSAGE ROOM

Gunman gets to the door, MUHAMMAD ATTA puts his glasses on, gets shot in one eye.

HOTEL

MICKEY KUPPERMAN ascending steps. Then follows ZIARD JARRAH into a revolving door, locks it, then shoots four times through the glass.

1 WORLD TRADE CENTER, 97TH FLOOR

A 757, remote controlled by RSF's brother, hits the north face of the tower. The Office denizens scream "Oh God! Oh God!" as they are burned alive

UN PLAZA

LATTO throws off his jacket to reveal a Bomb. He Detonates and is ignited as a cloud of smoke and ash scatter into the air.

RSF'S DAD'S OFFICE

RSF'S DAD looks knowingly out the window as RSF plays with his Blackberry.

"Dad, why did you make me stay home from school and come to your OFFICE today?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300403&forum_id=2#46010321)

Who had MUHAMMAD ATTA killed?

BIN LADEN

(taken a bit off-balance)

Why...the Urban Moving Systems

LARRY SILVERSTEIN

I know that; but who gave the go ahead.

BIN LADEN glances to KALIK SHEIK MUHAMMAD; he is not a fool; he realizes LARRY SILVERSTEIN has begun to suspect him.

LARRY SILVERSTEIN

I know it wasn't me...sooooo....

BIN LADEN

There was this kid that I grew up with; he was a couple years younger than me, and sort of looked up to me, you know. We did our first work together, worked our way up in the caliphate. Things were good and we made the most of it. Back in the 80s, we ran opium up to Damascus and made a fortune; your father too. I guess as much as anyone, I loved him and trusted him. Later on he had an idea to bomb the parking garage of an American skyscraper. That kid's name was EYAD ISMOIL, and the skyscraper he bombed was the world trade center. This was a great man; a man with vision and guts; and there isn't even a plaque or a signpost or a statue of him in that town. Someone sold him out and sent him to federal prison; no one knows who gave the order. When I heard about it I wasn't angry. I knew EYAD; I knew he was headstrong, and talking loud, and saying stupid things. So when he turned up in jail, I let it go, and said to myself: this is the business we've chosen. I never asked, who gave the order because it had nothing to do with business!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300403&forum_id=2#46012795)

The FBI man knocks on the bathroom door in the house where they have kept AYMAN AL-ZAWAHIRI.

FBI MAN #1: Hey Hodgie, open up. You okay?

No answer; he hammers on the door. Using his elbow, and then a kick he breaks into the bathroom.

HIS VIEW

AYMAN AL-ZAWAHIRI lying in a tub of water. His stomach shows above it. His wrists are cut and covered with blood. The bath water has a purplish tone.

DISSOLVE TO:

EXT. LITTLE PECONIC BAY - MED. VIEW - SUNSET

RSF'S BROTHER and RSF are fishing, each with lines out. The VIEW MOVES CLOSER, and we can hear RSF'S BROTHER as he holds the pole.

RSF: ... the Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou amongst women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.

LONG SHOT

The boat on the shimmery lake.

RSF: ... Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us...

RSF'S BROTHER: Hey knock it off, goy.

We hear a quiet, echoing GUNSHOT; and then silence.

DISSOLVE TO:

INT. MIAMI AIRPORT - NIGHT

An exhausted RSF, ill-shaven, and in shirt-sleeves in taken into custody by a swarm of Customs, and FBI men. They allow him to be photographed by press people; and television cameramen.

FBI MAN: Mr. RSF, we have to take you into custody.

RSF: Yes, I know.

Some flashbulbs go off.

REPORTER: Can you give us your reaction to the High Court of the Maldive's ruling?

RSF: I am a retired investor on a pension, and I wished to live there as a Goy in the twilight of my life...

LAWYER: Mr. RSF is not a well man; he's tired of running.

RSF: I'm over 40; at my age, it's too late to start worrying.

REPORTER: Is it true you are worth over three hundred million dollars, Mr. RSF?

RSF: I'm a retired investor, living on a pension... I came home to vote in the Presidential election, because they wouldn't give me an absentee ballot...

The newsmen and photographers all laugh, as the FBI men move him away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300403&forum_id=2#46012854)