Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528876&forum_id=2#47664430)

But lmao anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528876&forum_id=2#47664496)

Wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528876&forum_id=2#47664438)

He's a 1980s new yorker at his very core. no fucking wonder he loves cats.

He's the most "new york" phenomenon, probably ever. The puffery, the fuck-me?-No-fuck-you attitude, the snake oil, the flash.

The man is forever (in his heart) climbing out of a 1986 stretch Lincoln Town Car for a night at "Cats" followed by a late night at Elaine's on East 88th with some models with a lot of hairspray, followed by an even later night somewhere downtown without a name.

He's ordering his driver to push a squeegee man out of the way, while at the same time giving a crisp $100 to some other homeless person, while taking perfect note of who is sitting at which table.

Yes, Bret Easton Ellis satirized all this and got a lot of it into AP, and that's the last point of reference for millennials, but there were a million guys living this life for an entire decade, and ten million more aspiring to it, and Trump was its king.

I don't know much about LaGuardia and maybe the case could be made for him, but I think Trump is the most New York New Yorker in the history of the city.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528876&forum_id=2#47664497)

There was a time when NY was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528876&forum_id=2#47664545)

Immigrants? He doesnt actually hate them, but he does have a Staten Island or Queens knee-jerk "there's too many of dese people, not speaking English, what da fuck". But he definitely likes that Manhattan restaurants have exotic food, and would look down his nose on some Alabama racist.

Sexual morality? He doesnt gaf. The gays are great. Yeah, they should stay in their own neighborhood, but we love the gays. Women in the workplace are a great development, esp if they have nice tits.

Crime? This city is turning into a dump! Execute the thugs! Hang 'em up! Hang 'em high!

Jews? Love 'em, gotta keep 'em doing my taxes

Foreign policy? A middle finger to everyone, even allies. Im from New Yawk, fuuuckk you!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528876&forum_id=2#47664577)

with trump as a dem donor, I bet they definitely interacted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528876&forum_id=2#47664598)

their brain literally stiffens up and they can't take in new information, their worldview stagnates

same thing happened with jk rowling and why she loves 2nd wave feminism but hates trannies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528876&forum_id=2#47665208)

in that context orange retard doesn't look too bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528876&forum_id=2#47665212)

This worked for my grandpa too, btw. For him it was Buffett.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528876&forum_id=2#47665213)

what was the song he kept telling some staffer or reporter they "had to listen to" on his iPad and it turned out to be some early 90's hair metal ballad or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528876&forum_id=2#47664532)

and it was the music video, a GOAT one even though I got sick of the song

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528876&forum_id=2#47664546)

I truly didn't think it was possible that reading any article in the world could make me even more virulently antisemitic than I already was, but here we are.

Goddammit, Jews. Why are you such completely hysterical feminine gay fucking little faggot queers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528876&forum_id=2#47664540)