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Proles earn "points" they can "redeem" for garbage (evan39)

My company offers this stupid nonsense where you can get &qu...
slimy brilliant messiness
  06/25/25
Did you tell them that you poast on a website where you can ...
Grizzly Faggotry Parlor
  06/25/25
A 1000 blank bump thread is more prestigious than an OBE (an...
frozen volcanic crater
  06/26/25
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Supple Splenetic Site Electric Furnace
  06/26/25
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ocher mischievous point
  06/28/25
Underrated
arrogant crystalline kitty cat
  06/28/25
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Bespoke Poppy Range Crotch
  06/28/25
a ritual offering to the Mahchine™..a microtransaction...
Motley primrose ticket booth
  06/25/25
is this benefit offered by employer to employee or business ...
swollen magenta striped hyena
  06/28/25
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Soul-stirring Library
  06/25/25
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slimy brilliant messiness
  06/25/25
Bring it up at the next partnership retreat, this isn't real...
Bespoke Poppy Range Crotch
  06/26/25
?
slimy brilliant messiness
  06/26/25
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Motley primrose ticket booth
  06/26/25
I really want a Perkins Coie Yeti tumbler.
confused frum den
  06/26/25
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Motley primrose ticket booth
  06/26/25
You know, I know this Perkins Coie Yeti tumbler doesn’...
confused frum den
  06/26/25
Hehe ;)
Motley primrose ticket booth
  06/26/25
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greedy zombie-like stead boltzmann
  06/28/25
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Ebony Adulterous Weed Whacker Wagecucks
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painfully honest turquoise center pocket flask
  06/26/25
https://media.craiyon.com/2025-06-26/2aGdRPKdSKq0zuGvrnjbAg....
slimy brilliant messiness
  06/26/25
lol disco fries, just lol
painfully honest turquoise center pocket flask
  06/26/25
enjoy not getting free coffee mugs from your gc overlords wh...
sooty generalized bond
  06/26/25
the argument is that the cost of these "free" disb...
trip school cafeteria stain
  06/26/25
sounds like the bitter musings of a man with no coffee mug
sooty generalized bond
  06/26/25
let's see paul allen's zyn rewards level
trip school cafeteria stain
  06/26/25
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Cheese-eating Navy Jap
  06/28/25
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ocher mischievous point
  06/28/25
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Supple Splenetic Site Electric Furnace
  06/26/25
Is this in reference to credit card points all the people in...
Ebony Adulterous Weed Whacker Wagecucks
  06/26/25
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slimy brilliant messiness
  06/28/25
TMF keying his Safeway points into Mint.com
Appetizing House-broken Selfie
  06/28/25
train going by, shakes whole house
greedy zombie-like stead boltzmann
  06/28/25
lol'd You've been cattier and funnier than usual lately
arrogant crystalline kitty cat
  06/28/25


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Date: June 25th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: slimy brilliant messiness

My company offers this stupid nonsense where you can get "points" for certain things and then "redeem" them for crap like t-shirts, free drinks, and other "swag" items. I think it's absurd and refuse to participate in the charade. But some of my co-workers take it really seriously and think it's a big deal to get a gift card. One guy -- heavyset in his forties with a wife and three kids -- excitedly told me that he was going to redeem 500 points this week. Apparently that will get him a coffee mug or something equally retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2#49049531)



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Date: June 25th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Grizzly Faggotry Parlor

Did you tell them that you poast on a website where you can get "blank bumps" for certain things, and that if you get enough blank bumps you can get seeded to participate in an annual six round "mega poaster madness" bracket tournament and that if you win said tournament you actually get nothing, because rach is too cheap to even pay for a retarded coffee mug?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2#49049548)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: frozen volcanic crater

A 1000 blank bump thread is more prestigious than an OBE (and it's not even close)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2#49050844)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 9:20 PM
Author: Supple Splenetic Site Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2#49052646)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: ocher mischievous point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2#49055674)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 7:24 AM
Author: arrogant crystalline kitty cat

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2#49055707)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: Bespoke Poppy Range Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2#49056019)



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Date: June 25th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Motley primrose ticket booth

a ritual offering to the Mahchine™..a microtransaction to stave off despair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2#49049558)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: swollen magenta striped hyena

is this benefit offered by employer to employee or business to customer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2#49055593)



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Date: June 25th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2#49049537)



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Date: June 25th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: slimy brilliant messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2#49050471)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: Bespoke Poppy Range Crotch

Bring it up at the next partnership retreat, this isn't really something a prestigious firm should be doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2#49050577)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: slimy brilliant messiness

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2#49050579)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Motley primrose ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2#49052389)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: confused frum den

I really want a Perkins Coie Yeti tumbler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2#49050587)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Motley primrose ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2#49052390)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: confused frum den

You know, I know this Perkins Coie Yeti tumbler doesn’t exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize? Ignorance is bliss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2#49052474)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Motley primrose ticket booth

Hehe ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2#49052607)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 6:32 AM
Author: greedy zombie-like stead boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2#49055668)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 6:45 AM
Author: Ebony Adulterous Weed Whacker Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2#49050829)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: painfully honest turquoise center pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2#49052615)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 12:36 AM
Author: slimy brilliant messiness

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-06-26/2aGdRPKdSKq0zuGvrnjbAg.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2#49050603)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: painfully honest turquoise center pocket flask

lol disco fries, just lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2#49052616)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 12:37 AM
Author: sooty generalized bond

enjoy not getting free coffee mugs from your gc overlords who fuck you exactly as bad but give you NO COFFEE MUGS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2#49050605)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: trip school cafeteria stain

the argument is that the cost of these "free" disbursements is then baked in to the market value of the goods on offer and that you're effectively being penalized via a "stealth tax" for not having the energy or care to engage with these sorts of psuedoludic systems for consumer engagement

this, while true, picks at a thread about what's desirable w/r/t economic efficiency that should make any situation-conscious lawyer start to squirm. some chaucer bit about sleeping dogs comes to mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2#49050612)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: sooty generalized bond

sounds like the bitter musings of a man with no coffee mug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2#49050651)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 1:22 AM
Author: trip school cafeteria stain

let's see paul allen's zyn rewards level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2#49050654)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 2:28 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Navy Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2#49055587)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: ocher mischievous point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2#49055676)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 9:20 PM
Author: Supple Splenetic Site Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2#49052647)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 7:13 AM
Author: Ebony Adulterous Weed Whacker Wagecucks

Is this in reference to credit card points all the people in your biglaw firm try to game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2#49050847)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: slimy brilliant messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2#49055542)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 3:28 AM
Author: Appetizing House-broken Selfie

TMF keying his Safeway points into Mint.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2#49055607)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 7:16 AM
Author: greedy zombie-like stead boltzmann

train going by, shakes whole house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2#49055702)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 7:27 AM
Author: arrogant crystalline kitty cat

lol'd

You've been cattier and funnier than usual lately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2#49055711)