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POLL: what's your wife's body count?
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:57 PM Author: Umber corner i'm doing research (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48947280) |
Date: May 20th, 2025 12:57 PM Author: hairraiser green theater keepsake machete 1 handful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48947281) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:57 PM Author: topaz locus 1 guy before me. whore (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48947282) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:58 PM Author: Umber corner 180. my wife's is allegedly 3 (only 2 before me), but according to my mistress my wife lied to me.
LMK if you want me to explain. |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:59 PM Author: violent autistic theater stage it at least 4 considering i know for a fact she has slept with one person after marrying you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48947290) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:59 PM Author: Umber corner go away you indian turd bastard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48947296) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:00 PM Author: violent autistic theater stage if you can't keep me out of your bedroom why the fuck would you think you can keep me out of a thread? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48947301) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:00 PM Author: Umber corner (smelly assnigger nonwhite) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48947302) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:01 PM Author: violent autistic theater stage you wife asks me not to shower. says she enjoys a musky chocobar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48947307) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:58 PM Author: Galvanic Silver Water Buffalo wife? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48947283) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:58 PM Author: violent autistic theater stage i think my gf's is around 30. my ex-wife was less than 10. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48947285) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: topaz locus 30 is actually insane. is she an actual whore? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48947400) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: violent autistic theater stage mines in the triple digits so i can't judge. and i don't care about body count unless it's indicative of extreme self-destructive behavior. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48947428) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:16 AM Author: Ruby stage lol sure it is (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48950232) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:44 PM Author: Diamond Dallas Trump triple digits is prima facie indicative of extreme self-destructive behavior (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992770) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:14 PM Author: Kenneth Play ? for a 43 yo man it's 4 per year since the age of 18 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48993508) |
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Date: June 8th, 2025 12:40 PM Author: rape laserdisc (gunneratttt) i've mostly been in long term relationships. but there were a few periods of mindless casual sex for the sake of it. but even when dating in the hopes of something long term sex is often just an ordinary part of the dating process. plus dating a couple "bi" girls down for an occasional 3way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48996786) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:59 PM Author: lemon lettuce men older than 35 really need to take a stand and not use that term.
i hear olds like me using zoomer porn slang like "glazing" and "body count" and "gaped" and it all needs to stop
youngs should be pressured by people who actually have money to stop talking pornographically |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:00 PM Author: Umber corner body count has been in use for a while. so has gaped.
glazed is new so i will give you that. |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:01 PM Author: lemon lettuce fair enough, and body count at least is meant to be about sex
i hear people saying glazed and gaped as metaphors all the time. wtf. this isnt a pornhub comment section, faggot, this is IRL. Have some dignity |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:03 PM Author: Umber corner i listen to A LOT of youtube reactors who react to rap songs, so glazed sounds normal to me now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48947310) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:01 PM Author: Yellow lascivious hairy legs menage monthly nut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48947304) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:59 PM Author: jet son of senegal garrison while I watched? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48947297) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 2:18 PM Author: Heady Insecure Stead Half-breed Are you talking shit or actual LS? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48947648) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:44 PM Author: Restless Penis Syndrome Lol 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48993596) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:18 PM Author: Fuchsia center mother Probably over 100. She was a hot little slut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48947389) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:23 PM Author: aquamarine soggy rigor pistol I’ve lost track since the wedding (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48947434) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:37 AM Author: Alcoholic university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48986000) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:06 AM Author: Umber corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48950150) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:44 AM Author: Sepia thirsty fanboi She lost count but somewhere over 500
She’s not very sexual anymore tho |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:02 AM Author: Brilliant School Double Fault amazing poast moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48950213) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:05 AM Author: Umber corner i think my wife may have cheated on me years ago. should i kill her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48950215) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:10 AM Author: Ruby stage 1 including me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48950220) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:42 AM Author: Wine Charismatic Mood she's had 2 bodies come out of her so far (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48950265) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:13 PM Author: Umber corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48953547) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:14 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Dead Pit I dunno (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48953549) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:19 PM Author: maroon provocative kitchen 2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48953564) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:21 AM Author: Umber corner update, i had an absolute mental meltdown that had its genesis in this question, and it turns out my wife did, in fact, only sleep with two guys before me.
also, i'm back on antidepressants! |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:23 AM Author: supple milk she lied because she knows you’re a gay jewish psycho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48985948) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:42 AM Author: Umber corner no she didn't.
you are really a sad and pathetic person. much like i was when i was an active addict. |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:48 AM Author: supple milk You’re still a drug addicted kike fag. Your children will laugh when you inevitably kill yourself, and they’ll give your whore wife a high five for it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48986038) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:25 PM Author: rape laserdisc (gunneratttt) even in that bleak scenario he still would have had a wife and children whereas you will always be a NEET incel lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992721) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: spit on a stranger ((zurich is stained)) i'm high on various class A narcotics rn and getting sucked by a tranny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992734) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:02 PM Author: ISRAEL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992829) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: blow off some steam You’re a loser and so is this kike
Lmao @ having gay kids w some nigger fucking jew whore |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:41 PM Author: spit on a stranger ((zurich is stained)) woah look out guys, he said nigger! and then jew and kike. wild man alert. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992757) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:42 PM Author: blow off some steam You’re a jew and you get fucked by men
lol @ you, faggot |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:44 PM Author: spit on a stranger ((zurich is stained)) oh man, what will this guy say next! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992768) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:47 PM Author: blow off some steam “Hey guyth is thith punk rock?”
*gets buttfucked by a nigger*
What a cool kike! |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:48 PM Author: spit on a stranger ((zurich is stained)) how much do the truckers pay you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992783) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:49 PM Author: blow off some steam kike faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992794) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:44 PM Author: rape laserdisc (gunneratttt) excuse me he's one of ARE top antisemites and all the people he's been fucked by were identifying as women at the time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992769) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:47 PM Author: spit on a stranger ((zurich is stained)) isn't bp confirmed to have sucked dicks for money at new england truck stops? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992781) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:49 PM Author: blow off some steam “I do it for free!”
-Zurich, proud Jewish “man” |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:50 PM Author: spit on a stranger ((zurich is stained)) (totally not jewish but bragging that HE got paid for dicksucks whereas i did it for nothing) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992798) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:54 PM Author: blow off some steam You’re spiraling
and jewish
shameful |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:54 PM Author: spit on a stranger ((zurich is stained)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992812) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:57 PM Author: rape laserdisc (gunneratttt) you're spiraling dude. boner police (chill fratty hinged tuft chad) said so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992819) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:14 PM Author: blow off some steam simp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992854) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:48 AM Author: Gaped know-it-all chapel legend 0 before me, 1 since marriage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48986037) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:09 PM Author: spit on a stranger ((zurich is stained)) what's yours?
my wife and i both had only two before we met each other. i ruined that when i went off the rails a few years ago. i hate myself for that. |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:02 PM Author: Dunedain cowboy (πΎπ£) around 15, she knew a few of them before we married and they still keep in touch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992642) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:10 PM Author: male infertility tp I’m assuming a lot because she always goes to South America for a month and stays at hostels (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992677) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:11 PM Author: ''"'"''"" 7 before me. I got her at age 21. 5 of the 7 were when she was 15-16. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992683) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:12 PM Author: gibberish (?) How many after? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992686) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: ''"'"''"" zero so far, but I’m doing my best to make it an integer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992727) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:51 PM Author: When I grow up I want to be a pumo Did she have a busy sophomore year? Getting passed around by cool juniors and seniors? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48993765) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:23 PM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband Ex-wife was somewhere in the 60-70 range. As part of the 4th Step in AA you have to make a list, and I accidentally saw hers and was like wtf. Had plenty entries like “airline pilot in Denver” and stuff, lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992718) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: Kenneth Play (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992725) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Faggottini (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992732) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:45 PM Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,... 180 if true. 180 if flame. Well done, sir. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992772) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:50 PM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband True. A bit of a surprise because when we started dating she has clearly said it was “under 50.” I felt a bit deceived later, NGL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48993038) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:07 PM Author: Kenneth Play (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48993489) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:58 PM Author: Fyre festival founder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992821) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:02 PM Author: internet g0y (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992831) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:47 PM Author: Restless Penis Syndrome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48993604) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:59 PM Author: Pierbattista Pizzaballa My 4th step is sitting in the garage. My birdbrain wife has never bothered reading. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48993789) |
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Date: June 7th, 2025 12:22 AM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband That’s best. I didn’t seek it out, just stumbled across it in an untitled notebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48993956) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:28 PM Author: tarrifs No idea. I hope it's a ton (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992729) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Faggottini (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992733) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:48 PM Author: Electrikike Including me, zero (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992784) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:48 PM Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,... I'm virtually certain I am the only one. She was religious and wanted to save herself for marriage. And she had only one serious boyfriend before me, and I know the fact that she refused to fuck him was a point of contention in their relationship. And I am pretty sure she hasn't fucked anyone after marriage, because I have given her permission to do so, so I would assume she would tell me if she did. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992789) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:54 PM Author: Diamond Dallas Trump "And I am pretty sure she hasn't fucked anyone after marriage, because I have given her permission to do so"
Strange "marriage" you've got there |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:12 PM Author: STEPHEN MILLER (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48993504) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:53 PM Author: When I grow up I want to be a pumo Yeah, how did that come about? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48993770) |
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Date: June 8th, 2025 12:08 PM Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,... I'm a cheatmo and I barely hide it. I can't tell if the wife just tolerates it or if she is in denial about the fact that I am fucking some of the women I hang around with. I figured it was only fair if I let her do the same thing. Plus I was hoping that we could just do a full open marriage and I wouldn't have to keep pretending like I don't fuck my side pieces. She didn't bite, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48996732) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:52 PM Author: space kike 3 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992804) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: Diamond Dallas Trump this girl I was fucking and really liked told me her number was around 75 and it left me sort of in shock. I kept dating and fucking her for a while after that, but I couldn't take her seriously as a marriage prospect anymore so I always had one foot out the door.
current wife has 3 before me.
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:59 PM Author: Faggottini THat's insane, it's good you found another girl who loves wrestling, horror movies and video games (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992822) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:17 PM Author: Diamond Dallas Trump she loves horror movies, used to occasionally go to or watch a wrestling event but isn't really a fan, and basically the same for video games. she used to play story-based games like Detroit Become Human and Dark Pictures Anthology with me but hasn't since we've had kids. she is too tired and doesn't have time. She is still very fuckable despite being 40 and having produced 2 children so it's fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992860) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:05 PM Author: spit on a stranger ((zurich is stained)) that's disgusting, wtf. shocked she admitted to that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992839) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:18 PM Author: ISRAEL lots of cope and delusion itt lmaoooooo
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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:20 PM Author: Faggottini My roastie isn't like the others, she only fucked 1-2 guys before she chose me, I have the Best Life Ever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992874) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:30 PM Author: ISRAEL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48992894) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:33 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48993551) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 7:44 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::, 1 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48993265) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:45 PM Author: we have such sights to show you doing research for a research boner tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2#48993598) |