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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Mauve Stimulating Mother Electric Furnace
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Mint library
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Disrespectful spruce macaca half-breed
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
emerald patrolman locus
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
learning disabled greedy spot mediation
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
anal pink stead
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
clear trip giraffe hospital
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Heady round eye
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Lake Home Regret
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Mauve Stimulating Mother Electric Furnace
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
federal tripping property
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Black national security agency
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
bisexual range messiness
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Mauve Stimulating Mother Electric Furnace
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
glittery market community account
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Pale concupiscible site karate
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
ruddy pit
  06/30/25
cr
Mauve Stimulating Mother Electric Furnace
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
federal tripping property
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Fear-inspiring church
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
glittery market community account
  06/30/25
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Aphrodisiac Hell
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
bisexual range messiness
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
ruddy pit
  06/30/25
...
Submissive vibrant roommate
  07/01/25
*bussy
Fragrant national
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
clear trip giraffe hospital
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
poppy alcoholic hominid stage
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
passionate kitty cat
  06/30/25
fuck
bisexual range messiness
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
poppy alcoholic hominid stage
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Mint library
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
bisexual range messiness
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Fear-inspiring church
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Mauve Stimulating Mother Electric Furnace
  06/30/25
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Charcoal Haunted Graveyard Temple
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Galvanic Deer Antler
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Turquoise Windowlicker
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
arousing area foreskin
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Mauve Stimulating Mother Electric Furnace
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Turquoise Windowlicker
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Aphrodisiac Hell
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Turquoise Windowlicker
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Snowy crackhouse depressive
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Mauve Stimulating Mother Electric Furnace
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
up-to-no-good red rigpig legend
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
laughsome brindle church building
  06/30/25
tcr
Aphrodisiac Hell
  07/01/25
just jump
Curious Azure Friendly Grandma Crotch
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Mauve Stimulating Mother Electric Furnace
  06/30/25
...
Razzmatazz Puppy
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Avocado Bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
wow
Mauve Stimulating Mother Electric Furnace
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Cerebral orchestra pit coldplay fan
  06/30/25
JFC man
Mauve Stimulating Mother Electric Furnace
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Lake Home Regret
  06/30/25
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Curious Azure Friendly Grandma Crotch
  06/30/25
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bisexual range messiness
  06/30/25
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glittery market community account
  06/30/25
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Rose pontificating people who are hurt
  06/30/25
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Orange school cafeteria nowag
  06/30/25
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up-to-no-good red rigpig legend
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
laughsome brindle church building
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Galvanic Deer Antler
  06/30/25
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Adulterous brunch
  07/01/25
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Submissive vibrant roommate
  07/01/25
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Diverse rusted indian lodge
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
aromatic nubile sex offender university
  07/01/25
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abusive forum faggotry
  07/01/25
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emerald patrolman locus
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
anal pink stead
  06/30/25
bro
Mauve Stimulating Mother Electric Furnace
  06/30/25
...
laughsome brindle church building
  06/30/25
lol
Aphrodisiac Hell
  07/01/25
...
Appetizing lay international law enforcement agency
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
lascivious deep lettuce
  06/30/25
jfc
Mauve Stimulating Mother Electric Furnace
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
federal tripping property
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Rose pontificating people who are hurt
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Orange school cafeteria nowag
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Aphrodisiac Hell
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
lascivious deep lettuce
  07/01/25
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arousing area foreskin
  07/01/25
...
Orange school cafeteria nowag
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
abusive forum faggotry
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Violet Sickened Lodge Headpube
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Fear-inspiring church
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Mauve Stimulating Mother Electric Furnace
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
bisexual range messiness
  06/30/25
...
Mauve Stimulating Mother Electric Furnace
  07/01/25
...
Green gaping
  07/01/25
lol
Aphrodisiac Hell
  07/01/25
...
Curious Azure Friendly Grandma Crotch
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Chartreuse Native Cumskin
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
alcoholic parlour therapy
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
mind-boggling private investor
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
crusty ticket booth love of her life
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
multi-colored drunken kitchen
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Green gaping
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
House-broken smoky goal in life
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Mauve Stimulating Mother Electric Furnace
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Aphrodisiac Hell
  07/01/25
...
Mauve Stimulating Mother Electric Furnace
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Submissive vibrant roommate
  07/01/25
😟
bronze supple senate
  07/01/25
...
Silver Base
  07/01/25
holy shit
Mauve Stimulating Mother Electric Furnace
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Green gaping
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Fuchsia titillating set trust fund
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
abusive forum faggotry
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
clear trip giraffe hospital
  07/01/25
...
Mauve Stimulating Mother Electric Furnace
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
abusive forum faggotry
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
abusive forum faggotry
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Avocado Bawdyhouse
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
clear trip giraffe hospital
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Mauve Stimulating Mother Electric Furnace
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
slippery racy cruise ship
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Submissive vibrant roommate
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Soul-stirring location generalized bond
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Mauve Stimulating Mother Electric Furnace
  07/06/25
...
Avocado Bawdyhouse
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Obsidian State
  07/06/25
...
Orange school cafeteria nowag
  07/06/25
lol
Aphrodisiac Hell
  07/07/25
wow
Mauve Stimulating Mother Electric Furnace
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Mauve Stimulating Mother Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Mint library

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Disrespectful spruce macaca half-breed

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: emerald patrolman locus

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: learning disabled greedy spot mediation

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: anal pink stead

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: clear trip giraffe hospital

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Heady round eye

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Lake Home Regret

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Mauve Stimulating Mother Electric Furnace

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: federal tripping property

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Black national security agency

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: bisexual range messiness

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Mauve Stimulating Mother Electric Furnace

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: glittery market community account

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Pale concupiscible site karate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: ruddy pit

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Mauve Stimulating Mother Electric Furnace

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: federal tripping property

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring church

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: glittery market community account

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: bisexual range messiness

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: ruddy pit

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Submissive vibrant roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Fragrant national

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: clear trip giraffe hospital

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: poppy alcoholic hominid stage

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: passionate kitty cat

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: bisexual range messiness

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: poppy alcoholic hominid stage

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Mint library

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: bisexual range messiness

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring church

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Mauve Stimulating Mother Electric Furnace

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Charcoal Haunted Graveyard Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Galvanic Deer Antler

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Turquoise Windowlicker

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: arousing area foreskin

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Mauve Stimulating Mother Electric Furnace

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Turquoise Windowlicker

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Hell

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Turquoise Windowlicker

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Snowy crackhouse depressive

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Mauve Stimulating Mother Electric Furnace

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: up-to-no-good red rigpig legend

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: laughsome brindle church building

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Hell

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Curious Azure Friendly Grandma Crotch

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Mauve Stimulating Mother Electric Furnace

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Avocado Bawdyhouse

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Mauve Stimulating Mother Electric Furnace

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Cerebral orchestra pit coldplay fan

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Mauve Stimulating Mother Electric Furnace

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Lake Home Regret

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Curious Azure Friendly Grandma Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: bisexual range messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: glittery market community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Rose pontificating people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Orange school cafeteria nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: up-to-no-good red rigpig legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: laughsome brindle church building

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Galvanic Deer Antler

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Adulterous brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Submissive vibrant roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Diverse rusted indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: aromatic nubile sex offender university

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: abusive forum faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: emerald patrolman locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: anal pink stead

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Mauve Stimulating Mother Electric Furnace

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: laughsome brindle church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Hell

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Appetizing lay international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: lascivious deep lettuce

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Mauve Stimulating Mother Electric Furnace

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: federal tripping property

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Rose pontificating people who are hurt

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Orange school cafeteria nowag

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Hell

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: lascivious deep lettuce

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: arousing area foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Orange school cafeteria nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: abusive forum faggotry

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Violet Sickened Lodge Headpube

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring church

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Mauve Stimulating Mother Electric Furnace

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: bisexual range messiness

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Mauve Stimulating Mother Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Green gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Hell

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Curious Azure Friendly Grandma Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Chartreuse Native Cumskin

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: alcoholic parlour therapy

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: mind-boggling private investor

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: crusty ticket booth love of her life

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: multi-colored drunken kitchen

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Green gaping

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: House-broken smoky goal in life

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Mauve Stimulating Mother Electric Furnace

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Hell

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Mauve Stimulating Mother Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Submissive vibrant roommate

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: bronze supple senate

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Silver Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Mauve Stimulating Mother Electric Furnace

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Green gaping

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Fuchsia titillating set trust fund

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: abusive forum faggotry

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: clear trip giraffe hospital

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Mauve Stimulating Mother Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: abusive forum faggotry

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: abusive forum faggotry

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Avocado Bawdyhouse

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: clear trip giraffe hospital

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Mauve Stimulating Mother Electric Furnace

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: slippery racy cruise ship

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Submissive vibrant roommate

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location generalized bond

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Mauve Stimulating Mother Electric Furnace

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Avocado Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Obsidian State

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Orange school cafeteria nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Hell

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Mauve Stimulating Mother Electric Furnace

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)