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im clearly getting pushed out of tech

too dumb/lazy to level up beyond mid level skills. too aspie...
Histrionic area travel guidebook
  05/03/22
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph61771dc268e...
Plum Lascivious Stead Mood
  05/03/22
🤔
Provocative chest-beating senate
  05/03/22
cr fucking white women is the only thing im qualified for
Histrionic area travel guidebook
  05/03/22
What will you do
orchid corn cake
  05/03/22
househusband
Histrionic area travel guidebook
  05/03/22
i have an interview with a Russian dude today who i already ...
Histrionic area travel guidebook
  05/03/22
why not do some contract work and work part time
Carmine very tactful location partner
  05/03/22
thats what im doing, but thats not a long term solution. ver...
Histrionic area travel guidebook
  05/03/22
why not apply for a gov job or something
Carmine very tactful location partner
  05/03/22
software jobs in gov are through contracting agencies
Histrionic area travel guidebook
  05/03/22
still seems credited. if u help build some stupid app for th...
Carmine very tactful location partner
  05/03/22
...
Blathering violent rigor
  05/03/22
uh huh and how am i supposed to get this job when i cant pas...
Histrionic area travel guidebook
  05/07/22
How much do you make? I'm told that experienced programmers ...
glassy mind-boggling new version roast beef
  05/03/22
$150k. yeah good programmers are in-demand, but im actual tr...
Histrionic area travel guidebook
  05/03/22
Ungh I need to find something like this
embarrassed to the bone adventurous milk laser beams
  05/03/22
Is it 150k “all in”? Do you get bonu$
orchid corn cake
  05/03/22
yeah bonus and a nice match
Histrionic area travel guidebook
  05/03/22
That’s not so bad then. I know everyone on xo makes 80...
orchid corn cake
  05/03/22
never said money is the problem. issue is that i loathe the...
Histrionic area travel guidebook
  05/03/22
Yeah I don’t know the answer to that. Life is a Nightm...
orchid corn cake
  05/03/22
...
Blathering violent rigor
  05/03/22
what kind of bonus?
Blathering violent rigor
  05/03/22
10%+ depending on performance (personal and firm)
Histrionic area travel guidebook
  05/03/22
why don't you join the xoxo leetcode study group
Blathering violent rigor
  05/03/22
leetcode isnt enough for someone at my "level". th...
Histrionic area travel guidebook
  05/03/22
but you only make 150k
Blathering violent rigor
  05/03/22
ok explain that to the hiring managers
Histrionic area travel guidebook
  05/03/22
Like what? It's really not that much.
Amber offensive shrine
  05/03/22
yeah you dont know what you're talking about
Histrionic area travel guidebook
  05/03/22
You can't talk about system design for an hour?
Amber offensive shrine
  05/03/22
say something useful
Histrionic area travel guidebook
  05/03/22
Read interview prep material on system design and implement ...
Amber offensive shrine
  05/03/22
oh wow
Histrionic area travel guidebook
  05/03/22
You're being defeatist because you're afraid of applying you...
Amber offensive shrine
  05/03/22
ok that was helpful
Histrionic area travel guidebook
  05/03/22
...
Amber offensive shrine
  05/03/22
example?
aromatic wrinkle
  05/03/22
read this https://github.com/donnemartin/system-design-pr...
Blathering violent rigor
  05/03/22
can I join
aromatic wrinkle
  05/03/22
sure
Blathering violent rigor
  05/03/22
link
aromatic wrinkle
  05/07/22
doubt it
gay unholy range
  05/03/22
wrong. im overqualified for anything i have the skills to do...
Histrionic area travel guidebook
  05/07/22
MSFT interviews are not even hard and you get 200k for L61 w...
Blathering violent rigor
  05/03/22
OP is using "pushed out" to mean "I hate codi...
Provocative chest-beating senate
  05/03/22
oh ok, then in that case i totally understand. i'm a FAANG c...
Blathering violent rigor
  05/03/22
tyft
Histrionic area travel guidebook
  05/03/22
Just Do Sales, bro
Provocative chest-beating senate
  05/03/22
leave Amazon, your mental health will improve
Marvelous Gaming Laptop
  05/03/22
...
federal ape sound barrier
  05/17/22
thousands of pajeets scam their way into tech management, yo...
Marvelous Gaming Laptop
  05/03/22
you dont know how this works. prajeets help each other scam ...
Histrionic area travel guidebook
  05/07/22
Teach black kids and single mothers to "code", sta...
glassy mind-boggling new version roast beef
  05/03/22
have you looked into cloud stuff? take a workday or salesfor...
Snowy ungodly crackhouse
  05/03/22
...
Blathering violent rigor
  05/03/22
yeah uhh just move into a new field when I cant even get a j...
Histrionic area travel guidebook
  05/07/22
literally 0/7 with final round interviews. havent gotten a s...
Histrionic area travel guidebook
  05/07/22
They can smell the gay depression on you
Provocative chest-beating senate
  05/07/22
they all say "culture fit is great, but seems more mid ...
Histrionic area travel guidebook
  05/07/22
What does “getting pushed out” feel like btw? I ...
Onyx site
  05/07/22
It feels like OP just hates coding and is doing mental gymna...
Provocative chest-beating senate
  05/07/22
"mental gymnastics" including not being able to ge...
Histrionic area travel guidebook
  05/07/22
You're full of shit and everyone has called you out for it. ...
Provocative chest-beating senate
  05/07/22
dude jusr stfu. ive been interviewing for weeks and literall...
Histrionic area travel guidebook
  05/07/22
Yeah I'm being an asshole because you're a whiny little cunt...
Provocative chest-beating senate
  05/07/22
how dare I complain about not being able to find a job! why ...
Histrionic area travel guidebook
  05/07/22
What is actually happening that makes you think you’re...
Onyx site
  05/07/22
HR and manager rounds all go well. I get dinged by team lead...
Histrionic area travel guidebook
  05/07/22
He asked why you think you are getting pushed out of your cu...
Provocative chest-beating senate
  05/07/22
because they fired me a year ago
Histrionic area travel guidebook
  05/07/22
And then hired you back?
Onyx site
  05/07/22
this thread is about my career in the industry not one parti...
Histrionic area travel guidebook
  05/07/22
You might be in a good spot then. I’m constantly makin...
Onyx site
  05/07/22
i think this might be right. i just need to keep interviewin...
Histrionic area travel guidebook
  05/07/22
I’ve bombed hundreds of job interviews, albeit non-tec...
Onyx site
  05/07/22
this might be it. i really suck at explaining what Ive worke...
Histrionic area travel guidebook
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Topic sentence. Elevator speech. Model yourself after faggot...
Onyx site
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...
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My wisdom has been forged in hundreds of bombed interviews. ...
Onyx site
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if this works i will propagate your teachings through the in...
Histrionic area travel guidebook
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Don’t let out my Job Interview teachings. Those are fo...
Onyx site
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🙏
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it sucks because i need a job. i dont really care about any ...
Histrionic area travel guidebook
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What is your tech stack and what projects have you worked on...
Beady-eyed menage
  05/07/22
From the sound if it, HTML/excel macros
Onyx site
  05/07/22
Absolutely devastating
hairraiser sickened box office
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...
Histrionic area travel guidebook
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What do you loathe about the work exactly? Are there any asp...
hairraiser sickened box office
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Sounds like interviewers expect more out of you given your y...
Marvelous Gaming Laptop
  05/07/22
What do you mean it'll be your last? That sounds so ominous...
sadistic black piazza immigrant
  05/17/22
Reprogram ur mindset, it’s the only way
vivacious turdskin space
  05/17/22
i would take a job coding asm...any machine, I dont care
Exhilarant ruddy striped hyena
  05/17/22
u have the skillset, but something is blocking u rewrite ...
vivacious turdskin space
  05/17/22
i prolly need more fiber
Exhilarant ruddy striped hyena
  05/17/22
apply for a job u r clearly overqualified, accept offer, ris...
vivacious turdskin space
  05/17/22
I tried this once and ended up working at Sur la Table for l...
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  06/19/25
OP of this thread said he would Remunerate me. Please send c...
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  12/17/22
please send crypto
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Date: May 3rd, 2022 12:59 PM
Author: Histrionic area travel guidebook

too dumb/lazy to level up beyond mid level skills. too aspie/immature for "management"

thank god this next gig will almost certainly be my last

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44447303)



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Date: May 3rd, 2022 3:06 PM
Author: Plum Lascivious Stead Mood

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph61771dc268e36

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44448218)



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Date: May 3rd, 2022 3:07 PM
Author: Provocative chest-beating senate

🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44448233)



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Date: May 3rd, 2022 4:01 PM
Author: Histrionic area travel guidebook

cr fucking white women is the only thing im qualified for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44448647)



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Date: May 3rd, 2022 1:00 PM
Author: orchid corn cake

What will you do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44447308)



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Date: May 3rd, 2022 1:00 PM
Author: Histrionic area travel guidebook

househusband

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44447317)



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Date: May 3rd, 2022 1:13 PM
Author: Histrionic area travel guidebook

i have an interview with a Russian dude today who i already know is going to slaughter me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44447386)



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Date: May 3rd, 2022 1:00 PM
Author: Carmine very tactful location partner

why not do some contract work and work part time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44447309)



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Date: May 3rd, 2022 1:01 PM
Author: Histrionic area travel guidebook

thats what im doing, but thats not a long term solution. very insecure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44447321)



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Date: May 3rd, 2022 1:02 PM
Author: Carmine very tactful location partner

why not apply for a gov job or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44447322)



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Date: May 3rd, 2022 1:03 PM
Author: Histrionic area travel guidebook

software jobs in gov are through contracting agencies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44447327)



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Date: May 3rd, 2022 2:30 PM
Author: Carmine very tactful location partner

still seems credited. if u help build some stupid app for the gov, you can just switch over to whatever contractor wins the contract the following year etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44447904)



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Date: May 3rd, 2022 2:43 PM
Author: Blathering violent rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44448034)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 11:59 AM
Author: Histrionic area travel guidebook

uh huh and how am i supposed to get this job when i cant pass interviews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44469742)



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Date: May 3rd, 2022 1:07 PM
Author: glassy mind-boggling new version roast beef

How much do you make? I'm told that experienced programmers are in perennially high demand. Are those jobs not high paying enough?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44447353)



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Date: May 3rd, 2022 1:11 PM
Author: Histrionic area travel guidebook

$150k. yeah good programmers are in-demand, but im actual trash. all my experience has been doing internal shit at zombie companies, so i dont have any experience working at scale. making me basically an overgrown recent graduate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44447373)



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Date: May 3rd, 2022 1:15 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone adventurous milk laser beams

Ungh I need to find something like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44447390)



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Date: May 3rd, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: orchid corn cake

Is it 150k “all in”? Do you get bonu$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44447915)



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Date: May 3rd, 2022 2:33 PM
Author: Histrionic area travel guidebook

yeah bonus and a nice match

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44447927)



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Date: May 3rd, 2022 2:33 PM
Author: orchid corn cake

That’s not so bad then. I know everyone on xo makes 800k a year somehow but we can’t all be pumos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44447934)



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Date: May 3rd, 2022 2:36 PM
Author: Histrionic area travel guidebook

never said money is the problem. issue is that i loathe the work. hence why i wont spend free time to improve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44447959)



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Date: May 3rd, 2022 2:38 PM
Author: orchid corn cake

Yeah I don’t know the answer to that. Life is a Nightmare imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44447973)



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Date: May 3rd, 2022 2:40 PM
Author: Blathering violent rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44447993)



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Date: May 3rd, 2022 2:34 PM
Author: Blathering violent rigor

what kind of bonus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44447942)



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Date: May 3rd, 2022 2:37 PM
Author: Histrionic area travel guidebook

10%+ depending on performance (personal and firm)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44447967)



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Date: May 3rd, 2022 1:14 PM
Author: Blathering violent rigor

why don't you join the xoxo leetcode study group

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44447389)



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Date: May 3rd, 2022 1:16 PM
Author: Histrionic area travel guidebook

leetcode isnt enough for someone at my "level". theres a lot more that they expect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44447398)



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Date: May 3rd, 2022 1:19 PM
Author: Blathering violent rigor

but you only make 150k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44447417)



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Date: May 3rd, 2022 1:21 PM
Author: Histrionic area travel guidebook

ok explain that to the hiring managers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44447429)



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Date: May 3rd, 2022 2:31 PM
Author: Amber offensive shrine

Like what? It's really not that much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44447911)



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Date: May 3rd, 2022 2:35 PM
Author: Histrionic area travel guidebook

yeah you dont know what you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44447947)



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Date: May 3rd, 2022 2:37 PM
Author: Amber offensive shrine

You can't talk about system design for an hour?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44447965)



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Date: May 3rd, 2022 2:38 PM
Author: Histrionic area travel guidebook

say something useful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44447976)



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Date: May 3rd, 2022 2:39 PM
Author: Amber offensive shrine

Read interview prep material on system design and implement a toy project that uses all the pieces you don't have experience with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44447988)



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Date: May 3rd, 2022 2:40 PM
Author: Histrionic area travel guidebook

oh wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44447992)



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Date: May 3rd, 2022 2:41 PM
Author: Amber offensive shrine

You're being defeatist because you're afraid of applying yourself, and you misjudge the effort needed because the upside is so large. Very common in this business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44448007)



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Date: May 3rd, 2022 2:43 PM
Author: Histrionic area travel guidebook

ok that was helpful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44448030)



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Date: May 3rd, 2022 2:52 PM
Author: Amber offensive shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44448099)



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Date: May 3rd, 2022 2:59 PM
Author: aromatic wrinkle

example?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44448158)



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Date: May 3rd, 2022 5:55 PM
Author: Blathering violent rigor

read this

https://github.com/donnemartin/system-design-primer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44449335)



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Date: May 3rd, 2022 2:52 PM
Author: aromatic wrinkle

can I join

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44448094)



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Date: May 3rd, 2022 5:55 PM
Author: Blathering violent rigor

sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44449336)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:48 PM
Author: aromatic wrinkle

link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44471661)



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Date: May 3rd, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: gay unholy range

doubt it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44447913)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 12:00 PM
Author: Histrionic area travel guidebook

wrong. im overqualified for anything i have the skills to do. if i luck into another role this is literally it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44469744)



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Date: May 3rd, 2022 2:40 PM
Author: Blathering violent rigor

MSFT interviews are not even hard and you get 200k for L61 working remotely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44448001)



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Date: May 3rd, 2022 2:41 PM
Author: Provocative chest-beating senate

OP is using "pushed out" to mean "I hate coding and don't want to do it anymore"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44448009)



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Date: May 3rd, 2022 2:42 PM
Author: Blathering violent rigor

oh ok, then in that case i totally understand. i'm a FAANG coder and i spend 4 hours per day reading about alternative careers or thinking about killself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44448016)



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Date: May 3rd, 2022 2:42 PM
Author: Histrionic area travel guidebook

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44448021)



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Date: May 3rd, 2022 2:50 PM
Author: Provocative chest-beating senate

Just Do Sales, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44448082)



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Date: May 3rd, 2022 2:53 PM
Author: Marvelous Gaming Laptop

leave Amazon, your mental health will improve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44448105)



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Date: May 17th, 2022 2:35 AM
Author: federal ape sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44525089)



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Date: May 3rd, 2022 2:50 PM
Author: Marvelous Gaming Laptop

thousands of pajeets scam their way into tech management, you can too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44448085)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 12:01 PM
Author: Histrionic area travel guidebook

you dont know how this works. prajeets help each other scam their way into roles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44469749)



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Date: May 3rd, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: glassy mind-boggling new version roast beef

Teach black kids and single mothers to "code", start a nonprofit, run programs in the hood and charge it to the "government" (while drawing $600k CEO salary)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44448111)



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Date: May 3rd, 2022 6:54 PM
Author: Snowy ungodly crackhouse

have you looked into cloud stuff? take a workday or salesforce class and do integration dev.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44449698)



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Date: May 3rd, 2022 11:20 PM
Author: Blathering violent rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44451540)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 11:57 AM
Author: Histrionic area travel guidebook

yeah uhh just move into a new field when I cant even get a job in what ive been doing for the better part of a decade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44469736)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: Histrionic area travel guidebook

literally 0/7 with final round interviews. havent gotten a single leetcode question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44469737)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 12:01 PM
Author: Provocative chest-beating senate

They can smell the gay depression on you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44469750)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 12:07 PM
Author: Histrionic area travel guidebook

they all say "culture fit is great, but seems more mid than senior level"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44469781)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 12:01 PM
Author: Onyx site

What does “getting pushed out” feel like btw? I feel like it’s constantly happening to me at a low level. And I do a 5645x better job than Lesser Losers and with an exemplary attitude but nobody cares.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44469755)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 12:02 PM
Author: Provocative chest-beating senate

It feels like OP just hates coding and is doing mental gymnastics to get around that simple fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44469761)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 12:05 PM
Author: Histrionic area travel guidebook

"mental gymnastics" including not being able to get a job. very valuable insight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44469770)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 12:06 PM
Author: Provocative chest-beating senate

You're full of shit and everyone has called you out for it. Unless you're actually 70 nobody gives a fuck, tech is hiring like crazy, and all you do is constantly bitch and moan about how much you hate coding. It's almost certain your faggot attitude carries over into interviews.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44469773)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 12:07 PM
Author: Histrionic area travel guidebook

dude jusr stfu. ive been interviewing for weeks and literally CANNOT GET A JOB. none of you know shit about my situation. youre just being an asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44469777)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 12:07 PM
Author: Provocative chest-beating senate

Yeah I'm being an asshole because you're a whiny little cunt faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44469780)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 12:08 PM
Author: Histrionic area travel guidebook

how dare I complain about not being able to find a job! why the fuck would i listen to some callous know-nothing asshole. fucking kill yourself you evil piece of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44469785)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 12:07 PM
Author: Onyx site

What is actually happening that makes you think you’re getting pushed out? Are managers/HR Women asking you, “soooo, what do you want to DO, champ?” That’s one of those things that they seem to do for Losers they hate and for Winners but not to the masses of NPCs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44469782)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 12:10 PM
Author: Histrionic area travel guidebook

HR and manager rounds all go well. I get dinged by team leads bc they expect more domain knowledge for someone with my experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44469790)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 12:11 PM
Author: Provocative chest-beating senate

He asked why you think you are getting pushed out of your current job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44469794)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 12:12 PM
Author: Histrionic area travel guidebook

because they fired me a year ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44469796)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 12:12 PM
Author: Onyx site

And then hired you back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44469799)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author: Histrionic area travel guidebook

this thread is about my career in the industry not one particular job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44469811)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 12:12 PM
Author: Onyx site

You might be in a good spot then. I’m constantly making Losers look bad in my Loser jobs so they gang up to destroy me. People actually like incompetent supplicants for some reason. Just keep it up and stop caring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44469798)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 12:17 PM
Author: Histrionic area travel guidebook

i think this might be right. i just need to keep interviewing and hope for a desperate enough company

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44469814)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 12:21 PM
Author: Onyx site

I’ve bombed hundreds of job interviews, albeit non-tech. You have to be able to explain what you do in a compelling way. The first part of the interview matters a lot. The rest is just filler. If you have an elevator speech or Topic Sentence that grabs the interviewer, things go better. If you just expect people to be smart and “get” you, you’re going to be let down.

You may be rubbish at your job and a Loser etc but some people want that. They want a Loser to worship them more than they want a competent Nerd. Practice worshiping Nerds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44469823)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: Histrionic area travel guidebook

this might be it. i really suck at explaining what Ive worked on and feel like im playing catch up for the rest of the interview

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44469831)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: Onyx site

Topic sentence. Elevator speech. Model yourself after faggots who you probably hate. “Enterprise software is my passion!” or, “I started out in in the Back End, but moved to the Front End and have been there ever since! Haha,” Sounds better than “I’ve been Coding for several years, using various Languages.” If you weren’t a faggot you’d be doing legit Engineering and not writing gay code, otherwise you’d be in the special forces, a CEO, or a criminal. They know you’re a fag, and they want you to show them you’re a fag. Don’t try to just be a Normal Bro like its 1958. Pick a Clique and stick with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44469869)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 12:31 PM
Author: Histrionic area travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44469875)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 12:32 PM
Author: Onyx site

My wisdom has been forged in hundreds of bombed interviews. I also have the Wisdom of Age, for I am Old. My advice is worth its weight in gold probably. Please become a disciple henceforth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44469885)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 12:34 PM
Author: Histrionic area travel guidebook

if this works i will propagate your teachings through the interwebs. ill spam clique theory gems into the FFXIV guild chats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44469898)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 12:37 PM
Author: Onyx site

Don’t let out my Job Interview teachings. Those are for numbered disciples only.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44469909)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 12:37 PM
Author: Histrionic area travel guidebook

🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44469913)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 12:06 PM
Author: Histrionic area travel guidebook

it sucks because i need a job. i dont really care about any other aspects bc ive never taken "pride" in code monkey work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44469774)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 12:25 PM
Author: Beady-eyed menage

What is your tech stack and what projects have you worked on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44469833)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 12:37 PM
Author: Onyx site

From the sound if it, HTML/excel macros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44469914)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 12:39 PM
Author: hairraiser sickened box office

Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44469918)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: Histrionic area travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44469936)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 12:27 PM
Author: hairraiser sickened box office

What do you loathe about the work exactly? Are there any aspects you like? Maybe you can mentally reframe things to make some aspects enjoyable or at least less unpleasant. This might sound like flame but can actually be quit helpful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44469846)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 12:50 PM
Author: Marvelous Gaming Laptop

Sounds like interviewers expect more out of you given your years of experience. What tier companies are you applying? Maybe go a tier below where expectations aren't as high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44469955)



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Date: May 17th, 2022 6:18 AM
Author: sadistic black piazza immigrant

What do you mean it'll be your last? That sounds so ominous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44525272)



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Date: May 17th, 2022 6:35 AM
Author: vivacious turdskin space

Reprogram ur mindset, it’s the only way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44525287)



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Date: May 17th, 2022 7:44 AM
Author: Exhilarant ruddy striped hyena

i would take a job coding asm...any machine, I dont care

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44525375)



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Date: May 17th, 2022 7:47 AM
Author: vivacious turdskin space

u have the skillset, but something is blocking u

rewrite ur mindset, the offers will follow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44525378)



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Date: May 17th, 2022 7:53 AM
Author: Exhilarant ruddy striped hyena

i prolly need more fiber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44525387)



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Date: May 17th, 2022 7:59 AM
Author: vivacious turdskin space

apply for a job u r clearly overqualified, accept offer, rise the ranks-- run program

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#44525397)



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Date: June 19th, 2025 10:57 AM
Author: Onyx site

I tried this once and ended up working at Sur la Table for like 5 years 😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#49031845)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 10:29 PM
Author: Onyx site

OP of this thread said he would Remunerate me. Please send crypto

—cowgod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#45648530)



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Date: January 2nd, 2023 12:01 PM
Author: Onyx site

please send crypto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5100294&forum_id=2#45729594)