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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Pea-brained Soul-stirring Corner
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Trip Spruce School Cafeteria
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
pale aphrodisiac turdskin
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Cordovan Frozen Native Laser Beams
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Lake hairraiser generalized bond party of the first part
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
excitant locale double fault
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
razzle sanctuary mood
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
hilarious exciting goal in life
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
federal casino
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Pea-brained Soul-stirring Corner
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
salmon home
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Appetizing Sandwich Base
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
arousing mad-dog skullcap travel guidebook
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Pea-brained Soul-stirring Corner
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
cobalt racy crackhouse hominid
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Autistic misanthropic temple cuckoldry
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Blathering diverse box office dingle berry
  06/30/25
cr
Pea-brained Soul-stirring Corner
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
salmon home
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Deep primrose address
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
cobalt racy crackhouse hominid
  06/30/25
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Free-loading Henna Brethren Fat Ankles
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
arousing mad-dog skullcap travel guidebook
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Blathering diverse box office dingle berry
  06/30/25
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razzmatazz indian lodge circlehead
  07/01/25
*bussy
Vivacious point
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
razzle sanctuary mood
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Ruddy Zippy Theatre
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Deranged Field Queen Of The Night
  06/30/25
fuck
arousing mad-dog skullcap travel guidebook
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Ruddy Zippy Theatre
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Trip Spruce School Cafeteria
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
arousing mad-dog skullcap travel guidebook
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Deep primrose address
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Pea-brained Soul-stirring Corner
  06/30/25
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overrated gas station potus
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Startling headpube ape
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Maniacal depressive stead
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
stirring office
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Pea-brained Soul-stirring Corner
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Maniacal depressive stead
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Free-loading Henna Brethren Fat Ankles
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Maniacal depressive stead
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
light up-to-no-good hairy legs shrine
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Pea-brained Soul-stirring Corner
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
mind-boggling crimson garrison
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Bateful round eye affirmative action
  06/30/25
tcr
Free-loading Henna Brethren Fat Ankles
  07/01/25
just jump
histrionic nowag organic girlfriend
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Pea-brained Soul-stirring Corner
  06/30/25
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Buff market masturbator
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Underhanded curious hospital
  06/30/25
wow
Pea-brained Soul-stirring Corner
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Angry lodge
  06/30/25
JFC man
Pea-brained Soul-stirring Corner
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
federal casino
  06/30/25
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histrionic nowag organic girlfriend
  06/30/25
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arousing mad-dog skullcap travel guidebook
  06/30/25
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cobalt racy crackhouse hominid
  06/30/25
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alcoholic location giraffe
  06/30/25
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talented translucent spot voyeur
  06/30/25
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mind-boggling crimson garrison
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Bateful round eye affirmative action
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Startling headpube ape
  06/30/25
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dashing obsidian old irish cottage
  07/01/25
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razzmatazz indian lodge circlehead
  07/01/25
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lascivious rough-skinned international law enforcement agency
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Fluffy splenetic foreskin milk
  07/01/25
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drab adulterous bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
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Cordovan Frozen Native Laser Beams
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
excitant locale double fault
  06/30/25
bro
Pea-brained Soul-stirring Corner
  06/30/25
...
Bateful round eye affirmative action
  06/30/25
lol
Free-loading Henna Brethren Fat Ankles
  07/01/25
...
wine theater
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
At-the-ready step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  06/30/25
jfc
Pea-brained Soul-stirring Corner
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
salmon home
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
alcoholic location giraffe
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
talented translucent spot voyeur
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Free-loading Henna Brethren Fat Ankles
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
At-the-ready step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  07/01/25
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stirring office
  07/01/25
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talented translucent spot voyeur
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
drab adulterous bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Domesticated dark space blood rage
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Deep primrose address
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Pea-brained Soul-stirring Corner
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
arousing mad-dog skullcap travel guidebook
  06/30/25
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Pea-brained Soul-stirring Corner
  07/01/25
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mustard magical keepsake machete
  07/01/25
lol
Free-loading Henna Brethren Fat Ankles
  07/01/25
...
histrionic nowag organic girlfriend
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Motley azure boiling water roommate
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
chest-beating big tanning salon cuckold
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Wild hall
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
chrome parlour
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
cracking citrine business firm bbw
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
mustard magical keepsake machete
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Beta principal's office community account
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Pea-brained Soul-stirring Corner
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Free-loading Henna Brethren Fat Ankles
  07/01/25
...
Pea-brained Soul-stirring Corner
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
razzmatazz indian lodge circlehead
  07/01/25
😟
silver selfie mental disorder
  07/01/25
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stimulating roast beef becky
  07/01/25
holy shit
Pea-brained Soul-stirring Corner
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
mustard magical keepsake machete
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
gaped adventurous cruise ship
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
drab adulterous bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
razzle sanctuary mood
  07/01/25
...
Pea-brained Soul-stirring Corner
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
drab adulterous bawdyhouse
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
drab adulterous bawdyhouse
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Underhanded curious hospital
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
razzle sanctuary mood
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Pea-brained Soul-stirring Corner
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Seedy shimmering plaza newt
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
razzmatazz indian lodge circlehead
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Rambunctious Pisswyrm
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Pea-brained Soul-stirring Corner
  07/06/25
...
Underhanded curious hospital
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
fuchsia buck-toothed university
  07/06/25
...
talented translucent spot voyeur
  07/06/25
lol
Free-loading Henna Brethren Fat Ankles
  07/07/25
wow
Pea-brained Soul-stirring Corner
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Pea-brained Soul-stirring Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Trip Spruce School Cafeteria

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: pale aphrodisiac turdskin

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Cordovan Frozen Native Laser Beams

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Lake hairraiser generalized bond party of the first part

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: excitant locale double fault

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: razzle sanctuary mood

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: hilarious exciting goal in life

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: federal casino

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Pea-brained Soul-stirring Corner

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: salmon home

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Appetizing Sandwich Base

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: arousing mad-dog skullcap travel guidebook

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Pea-brained Soul-stirring Corner

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: cobalt racy crackhouse hominid

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Autistic misanthropic temple cuckoldry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Blathering diverse box office dingle berry

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Pea-brained Soul-stirring Corner

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: salmon home

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Deep primrose address

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: cobalt racy crackhouse hominid

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Free-loading Henna Brethren Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: arousing mad-dog skullcap travel guidebook

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Blathering diverse box office dingle berry

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: razzmatazz indian lodge circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Vivacious point

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: razzle sanctuary mood

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Ruddy Zippy Theatre

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Deranged Field Queen Of The Night

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: arousing mad-dog skullcap travel guidebook

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Ruddy Zippy Theatre

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Trip Spruce School Cafeteria

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: arousing mad-dog skullcap travel guidebook

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Deep primrose address

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Pea-brained Soul-stirring Corner

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: overrated gas station potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Startling headpube ape

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Maniacal depressive stead

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: stirring office

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Pea-brained Soul-stirring Corner

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Maniacal depressive stead

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Free-loading Henna Brethren Fat Ankles

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Maniacal depressive stead

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: light up-to-no-good hairy legs shrine

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Pea-brained Soul-stirring Corner

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: mind-boggling crimson garrison

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Bateful round eye affirmative action

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Free-loading Henna Brethren Fat Ankles

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: histrionic nowag organic girlfriend

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Pea-brained Soul-stirring Corner

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Buff market masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Underhanded curious hospital

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Pea-brained Soul-stirring Corner

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Angry lodge

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Pea-brained Soul-stirring Corner

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: federal casino

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: histrionic nowag organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: arousing mad-dog skullcap travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: cobalt racy crackhouse hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: alcoholic location giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: talented translucent spot voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: mind-boggling crimson garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Bateful round eye affirmative action

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Startling headpube ape

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: dashing obsidian old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: razzmatazz indian lodge circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: lascivious rough-skinned international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Fluffy splenetic foreskin milk

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: drab adulterous bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Cordovan Frozen Native Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: excitant locale double fault

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Pea-brained Soul-stirring Corner

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Bateful round eye affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Free-loading Henna Brethren Fat Ankles

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: wine theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: At-the-ready step-uncle's house friendly grandma

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Pea-brained Soul-stirring Corner

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: salmon home

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: alcoholic location giraffe

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: talented translucent spot voyeur

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Free-loading Henna Brethren Fat Ankles

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: At-the-ready step-uncle's house friendly grandma

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: stirring office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: talented translucent spot voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: drab adulterous bawdyhouse

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Domesticated dark space blood rage

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Deep primrose address

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Pea-brained Soul-stirring Corner

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: arousing mad-dog skullcap travel guidebook

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Pea-brained Soul-stirring Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: mustard magical keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Free-loading Henna Brethren Fat Ankles

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: histrionic nowag organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Motley azure boiling water roommate

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: chest-beating big tanning salon cuckold

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Wild hall

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: chrome parlour

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: cracking citrine business firm bbw

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: mustard magical keepsake machete

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Beta principal's office community account

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Pea-brained Soul-stirring Corner

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Free-loading Henna Brethren Fat Ankles

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Pea-brained Soul-stirring Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: razzmatazz indian lodge circlehead

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: silver selfie mental disorder

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: stimulating roast beef becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Pea-brained Soul-stirring Corner

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: mustard magical keepsake machete

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: gaped adventurous cruise ship

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: drab adulterous bawdyhouse

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: razzle sanctuary mood

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Pea-brained Soul-stirring Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: drab adulterous bawdyhouse

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: drab adulterous bawdyhouse

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Underhanded curious hospital

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: razzle sanctuary mood

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Pea-brained Soul-stirring Corner

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Seedy shimmering plaza newt

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: razzmatazz indian lodge circlehead

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Rambunctious Pisswyrm

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Pea-brained Soul-stirring Corner

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Underhanded curious hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: fuchsia buck-toothed university

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: talented translucent spot voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Free-loading Henna Brethren Fat Ankles

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Pea-brained Soul-stirring Corner

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)