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List of Asian Taunts Collected for Posterity (With help from JBD

Why Do So Many Azn Males Crave Acceptance From White Males? ...
Mauve Box Office Becky
  02/22/12
(rage-filled cumskin dork)
silver outnumbered mad cow disease feces
  02/26/12
...
Thriller Crusty Halford
  02/22/12
haha omg thanks! :D
Heady Faggotry Theatre
  02/22/12
No problem, taunting asians is a cause which I fully support
Mauve Box Office Becky
  02/22/12
Does it make up for the pain of being a socially isolated vi...
elite odious shitlib
  05/01/13
LOL at your MAFism, just LOL!
Dull location blood rage
  09/11/13
...
Mauve Box Office Becky
  02/22/12
OH, WHAT A TAUNT! 180
Disrespectful lodge
  02/22/12
"Why Can Asian Culture Only Succeed Through Sheer Numbe...
Vivacious bossy striped hyena school cafeteria
  02/22/12
...
azure mentally impaired stage
  02/26/12
(rage-filled cumskin dork)
silver outnumbered mad cow disease feces
  02/26/12
...
green passionate gaming laptop
  03/01/12
Heh
Aqua excitant gas station
  08/05/12
...
Naked Personal Credit Line Newt
  08/10/12
Asian With a 2.9 GPA: Suicide, Killing Spree, or Both? s...
Offensive Crotch Theater
  04/30/13
...
puce crackhouse coldplay fan
  01/22/18
...
puce crackhouse coldplay fan
  07/28/19
...
pontificating appetizing nibblets
  04/30/13
180
sinister menage
  04/30/13
...
Learning Disabled Underhanded Hall
  05/01/13
some of those are pretty fucking funny.
Amethyst Aphrodisiac Athletic Conference Church
  09/11/13
someone should really go through and distill the top 10% or ...
flatulent massive national toilet seat
  09/11/13
lol, I take it back. after not reading these for a while, 90...
flatulent massive national toilet seat
  09/11/13
some are pretty repetitive but it's kind of funny in the sen...
Amethyst Aphrodisiac Athletic Conference Church
  09/11/13
Frotteurism, Dictatorships, Disease Epidemics
Thriller Crusty Halford
  09/11/13
bro this actually made you seem really insecure, and it is s...
Startling poppy wagecucks dopamine
  09/11/13
? no real animosity toward my asian bros. the thread titl...
Amethyst Aphrodisiac Athletic Conference Church
  09/11/13
For real, I really have nothing against Asian bros, but thes...
laughsome amber partner
  09/11/13
Bigger Asian Dream: Become Robot or Chat w/ Blonde Girl?
internet-worthy mood
  09/11/13
Asian Men: Only Group Using Paxil To Loosen Up For Chat Room...
laughsome amber partner
  09/11/13
...
Sticky French Chef Gaping
  06/27/16
lol holy shit
Swashbuckling Sepia Step-uncle's House
  01/22/18
Jfc
Fluffy Senate Regret
  01/23/18
...
cruel-hearted school sandwich
  05/22/18
heh
frozen meetinghouse
  06/27/16
The Asian Dilemma: Stalking Girls Requires Leaving Your Room...
Dull location blood rage
  09/11/13
...
mind-boggling overrated bawdyhouse clown
  02/21/14
...
Wonderful haunting elastic band heaven
  08/03/14
LOL
Coral Idea He Suggested House
  08/03/14
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Wonderful haunting elastic band heaven
  06/27/16
where do these originate from? the linked thread is from 200...
lavender razzle-dazzle state
  06/27/16
...
Wonderful haunting elastic band heaven
  11/04/17
180 bump
Fluffy Senate Regret
  11/04/17
thread titles kind of sound like TT made them
Alcoholic Pozpig Shrine
  01/22/18
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erotic bistre philosopher-king office
  01/22/18
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erotic bistre philosopher-king office
  01/23/18
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Swashbuckling Sepia Step-uncle's House
  01/23/18
More masculine: Asian male or fluffy puppy ?
sienna stimulating haunted graveyard
  01/23/18
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erotic bistre philosopher-king office
  01/25/18
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erotic bistre philosopher-king office
  05/22/18
Read the thread title as Asian taints
Territorial confused really tough guy jew
  05/22/18
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Wonderful haunting elastic band heaven
  02/19/19
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puce crackhouse coldplay fan
  12/02/20
Scarier On Subway: Thug With A Gun or Asian With Hacking Cou...
cruel-hearted school sandwich
  12/02/20
The Asian Dilemma: Stalking Girls Requires Leaving Your Room...
puce crackhouse coldplay fan
  12/03/20
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puce crackhouse coldplay fan
  12/05/20
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Stirring dun garrison
  07/13/23
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my dog has shot fewer people than Dick Cheney
  10/30/25
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Darth Cheney
  10/30/25


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Date: February 22nd, 2012 5:21 PM
Author: Mauve Box Office Becky

Why Do So Many Azn Males Crave Acceptance From White Males?

More Masculine: White Teen Female Softball Player of Azn Man?

Is The Term 'Emasculated Asian Guy' Redundant?

How Many Hrs/Wk Do Azn Men Spend Masturbating To Blonde Women?

Do Asian Men Have Non-Awkward Social Interactions?

What Percentage of People Employed At Airports Are Asian?

More Essential To Asian Culture: Kill Female Children or Eat Dogs?

Which Asian Stereotypes Are Supposed To Be False?

If All Asians Dropped Out of Your LS, Would Anyone Miss Them?

Would MMORGs Be Profitable Without Asian Male Shut-ins?

Why Are Asians Most Likely To Stalk Female Classmates?

Better Odds: Winning Lotto or Asian Guy Able To Hide Shame?

Rarer: Albino or Masculine and Outgoing Asian Male?

Scarier On Subway: Thug With A Gun or Asian With Hacking Cough?

Realistically, How Many Asians Have Sex w/ Attractive Blondes?

Best Asian Cultural Contribution: Cheap Food or Kicking Things?

Asians: 1/3 of World Population, But So Few Top Athletes. Why?

More Submissive To White Men: Asian Women or Asian Guys?

Worse For Asian Productivity: Video Games or Communism?

Worst Scenario: Brain Tumor or In Post Office Line w/ 50 Asians?

Post ITT If You Have Been In A Really Clean Asian Grocery Store

How Does It Make Asian Men Feel When Their Women Reject Them?

Would An Asian Guy Ever Choose An Asian Woman Over A Blonde?

How Often Are Asian Men Able To Sustain Eye Contact w/ Whites?

50 Asian Friends or 3 White Acquaintances: Asians Choose Which?

Why Do Asian Men Make The Most Convincing Transsexuals?

Why Does So Much Asian Porn Involve Tentacles and Children?

Why Do Asians Prefer Living In Undemocratic Police States?

Can Somebody Tell Me Why Condoms Are Smaller In Asian Countries?

Bigger Tragedy To Asian: SIDS Epidemic or Lost Cell Phone Service?

Top Asian Economic Fear: Credit Crunch or City Health Inspection?

ITT - Guess The % of Asian Teens w/ Normal, Healthy Social Lives

Bigger Health Concern: Power Lines or Asian Family Next Door?

Why Is The Shame of Asian Males Always So Palpable In Class?

Ratio of Jews/Asians That Have Executed Classmates Since 2000?

Scarier To Toddlers: The Dark or Old Asian Lady On The Bus?

Why Are Evil Conspirators In Star Wars Prequels Clearly Asian?

Organ Theft, Infant Murder, Dog Eating - Asian Specialties

Natural Resources or White Acceptance: What Do Asians Want More?

Wake Up Next To Asian: Laugh or Check For Kidney Removal Wound?

More Deadly: Plague or Socially Isolated Asian Student?

Better Human Rights Record: Ted Bundy or Asian civilization ?

Can An Asian Guy Tell Me Why Their Women Routinely Reject Them?

Races Besides Asians Likely To Evolove Into Hive-Mind Society?

Do Asian Men Accept Their Emasculation or Are They Mad About It?

Better Future To White Girl: Rich Asian Husband or Cat Lady?

Better Myth: Bigfoot or Highly Sociable Asian Male?

Date: November 7th, 2008 5:09 AM

Author: Mariner, Ryan (442nd Infantry. Least sexually active US military unit ever.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=837549&forum_id=2#10337925)

Date: July 20th, 2008 4:51 PM

Author: ElitestWASPdood

ITT We List Well-Known Asian Men Who Don't Know Karate

More Attractive To Asian Man: Blonde Hair or Eels In Vagina?

More Paranoid and Insular: The KGB or Asian Neighborhoods?

Why Do Asian Cartoon Characters Have Big Western Eyes?

More Common: Asian Male Shut-In or Overcast Weather?

Bigger Asian Dream: Become Robot or Chat w/ Blonde Girl?

More Likely To Snap At Any Moment: Dry Wood or Asian Student?

ITT: We List Times Asians Are Polite When Not Serving You Food

Is Asian Shyness Best Described By 'Painful' or 'Crippling?'

Why Don't More Asians Play Professional Sports?

What Level of Wealth Could Make An Asian Appealing To Wht Girls?

More Shamed: Man Caught Shoplifting or Asian With A 2.9 GPA?

Aspects of Asian Culture We Like Besides Food, Karate, Gizmos?

Reasons Why Most Hot Asian Women Prefer White Men?

Why Is Rape-Themed Pornography So Much More Common In Asia?

Reminder: Asians Are The World's Best Female Impersonators

Are Asians Still Socially Awkward When In Their Own Nations?

Could 5 Asian Guys Beat 5 Black Teen Girls over 5'10" At Basketball?

Do Asian Men Buy Childern's Sized Gloves For Their Little Hands?

Why Do Hospitals Employ So Many Asians When They Spread Disease?

More Dangerous: Al Qaeda or Asian That Just Got A C- In Biology?

Best Part of Being Asian: Servile Nature or Slight Stature?

How Do Asians Breed So Fast When The Men Are So Sexless?

Will Asian Men and Women's Desire For Whites Slow Asian Growth?

How Many More Asians Would You See On The Street w/out MMORPGs?

Frotteurism, Dictatorships, Disease Epidemics - Asian Specialties

Why Do Asian Cultures Have Special Terms For Adult Male Shut-Ins?

More Likely To Eat Their Young: Komodo Dragon or Asian?

Asians Countries Are Always Quick To Defend Allies, Right?

Hotter To Asian Male: Cyborg Vagina or Pre-Teen w/ Blue Hair?

It's Weird How Easily Asians Turn Red With Shame

Tougher For Asians: Eye Contact or Regular Hygiene?

Better Driver: Guy On PCP Who Drove Tank On Highway or Asian Guy?

What Can Asian Men Do To Be More Desirable To Asian Women?

Asian Men: Why Does Everybody Flock To You In Social Situations?

Win/Lose Odds: Black 14 Year Old vs. 25 year old Asian Man w/ Bat

Do Some Asians Look Facially Similar To A Cat When It Shits?

Last Time You Saw Jocular And Built Asian Picking Up A Girl?

How Long Does Blizzard Ent. Stay In Business w/out Asians?

Do Asians Keep Pets or Do They Always End Up Getting Eaten?

More Shameful To Asian Male: Academic Failure or Being Asian?

Scarier: Mugging or Riding Train w/ Asian Family In Flu Season?

Saki and Opium: Ultimate Shame-Relief Combo

Do Asian Men Try To Discuss Video Games w/ White Women?

Asian Men: More Socially Inept When Drunk or Sober?

ITT: We Talk About How Much Fun It Is To Be Around Asians

More Dangerous: Pit Viper or Asian w/ Gun Permit and No Paxil Rx

Why Is WGWAG Such A Rare Thing?

Remind Me: Did Asians Evolve From Insects or Lizards?

Why Aren't There More Popular and Successful Asian Politicians?

Asians: Better At Making Cheap Toys or Spreading Diseases?

Asian Medicine Is Herbs and Needle Poking: Prestigious?

Why Can Asian Culture Only Succeed Through Sheer Numbers?

Bigger Asian Priority: Human Rights or Dragonball Z Highscore?

Somebody Explain To Me Why There Aren't More Asian Porn Actors

Asians: For Twin Girls, Kill Both At Same Time or Separately?

Best Part of Asia: Crowded Squalor or Devastating Pollution?

Asian Market: Smells Mysterious or Like Burning Cat Litter Box?

Two Adult Asian Males vs. One Athletic Black Woman: Winner?

Do Asians Build Their Economies On The Backs of Peasants?

ITT We List Things We Like About Asians More Than Kung-Fu Movies

Noisier Neighbors: Death Metal Band or Asian Family of Five?

Asian Skills: Food Delivery, Dry Cleaning, Emotional Breakdowns

How Many White Women Exploit Free Tutoring From Hopeful Asians?

Are Asian Women Angry If They Get Stuck Dating Asian Men?

Safer Behind The Wheel: Max Cleland or Asian Male?

Is It Possible To Diagnose Autism In Asian Children?

Higher Cause of Mortality: Gang Warfare or Asian Loners?

Redder Face: Shamed Asian or Drunken Asian?

Asian Agenda: Slaughter Infant, Contract Animal-Born Pathogen

Asian Men: Lives Defined By Timidity or Humiliation?

Do Asians Hold Human Life or Robotic Toys In Higher Regard?

Why Do Western Children See Asians As Synonymous w/ Villains?

Why Is It So Easy To Purchase A Slave In Many Asian Countries?

# of Asian Men Shamefully Thinking About Blondes Right Now?

Why Do People Love Going To School w/ Lots of Asians?

How Many Asian Men Experience Joy w/out Video Games?

Tell Me Again Why Quiet Asians Are The Most Frightening Students

Adjectives For Asians Besides Small, Yellow, Sinister, Boring?

More Relaxing Noise: Rabid Howler Monkey or Crying Asian Kid?

Last Option For Uncomely White Girl: Lesbianism or Asian Guy?

Why Are Asians Always So Quick To Assist Others?

Worse For White Guy: Disfiguring Accident or Become Asian?

Sociable Asian - Oxymoron or Impossibility?

Why Is The Asian Part of A City Always So Nice and Well Kept?

ITT We List Potential Doomsday Epidemics From Asia

Why Can't Asians Turn Numerical Advantage Into Tech/Econ Advantage?

More Lovable: Asian LS Student or Hissing Tree Lizard?

More Coveted By Asians: White Friends or Online Gaming Friends?

White Girls: # of Friendly Asians You Know Who Do Not Stalk You?

Functional Differences Between Asian LS Students and Autistics?

Asians: House Is On Fire, Wake-Up Roommate or Save Playstation 3?

Asian With a 2.9 GPA: Suicide, Killing Spree, or Both?

If Asian Females and Whites Don't Want Asian Men, Then Who Does?

Bigger #: Whites Who Want To Be Asian, Or The Reverse?

Why Are Asian Teenagers So Cheerful and Funny?

Asians: Timid When Solo, Squabbling Mess of Humanity In Groups

Asian Men: Only Group Using Paxil To Loosen Up For Chat Rooms

The Asian Dilemma: Stalking Girls Requires Leaving Your Room A Lot

Asian Guys: Social Outsiders or Sexual Failures?

Why So Few Masculine Asian Men In Any Media?

Most Likely To Dig Through Your Trash: Raccoon or Asian Neighbor?

Asians: Most Likely To Buy Used Lexus, Wreck 15 Mins. Later

% of Asians Who Only Have Sexual Experiences Through Computers?

ITT We List Reasons Why Everyone Loves Having Asians Around

Tell Me The Percentage of White Women Who Prefer Asian Men

Why Don't We Have More Asian CEOs?

Are Asians Are Good At Thriving Without Exploiting Their Own People?

Asians: 1/3 of World Pop. But Still Hungrily Importing Western Culture

More Rare: Snow Leopard or Physically Imposing Asian Man?

Asians: Smallest Cars, Smallest Penises, or Both?

Are All Asian Men Self-Loathing or Just The Majority?

Asians: Most Evil or Least Good Race of People?

Asian Law Students: Can Turds Be Polished?

Are Asian Students Maleviolent Loners or Isolated Sociopaths?

Asians Pioneered Suicide Attacks, Still Lost

Bigger Deathwish: No Seatbelt or Blocking Asian Kid On AIM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=837549&forum_id=2#9992793)

Date: July 20th, 2008 5:25 PM

Author: Bubba Sparxxx (How else can I say it? I don't speak no other languages.)

My favorites, in no particular order ...

Worst Scenario: Brain Tumor or In Post Office Line w/ 50 Asians?

Can Somebody Tell Me Why Condoms Are Smaller In Asian Countries?

Organ Theft, Infant Murder, Dog Eating - Asian Specialties

ITT: We List Times Asians Are Polite When Not Serving You Food

How Many More Asians Would You See On The Street w/out MMORPGs?

Do Some Asians Look Facially Similar To A Cat When It Shits?

Asians: For Twin Girls, Kill Both At Same Time or Separately?

Asian Skills: Food Delivery, Dry Cleaning, Emotional Breakdowns

Adjectives For Asians Besides Small, Yellow, Sinister, Boring?

Asian With a 2.9 GPA: Suicide, Killing Spree, or Both?

Asians: Most Likely To Buy Used Lexus, Wreck 15 Mins. Later

And the best ...

Is It Possible To Diagnose Autism In Asian Children?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=837549&forum_id=2#9992837)

Date: July 20th, 2008 5:32 PM

Author: WhitePride

The Asian Dilemma: Stalking Girls Requires Leaving Your Room A Lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=837549&forum_id=2#9992855)

Date: October 22nd, 2008 5:44 PM

Author: WhitePride

The Asian Dilemma: Stalking WhitePride Requires Leaving Your Room And Going Inside Public Places

Date: July 20th, 2008 5:36 PM

Author: Fat Guy In A Little Coat

Underrated Taunts:

Scarier On Subway: Thug With A Gun or Asian With Hacking Cough?

More Common: Asian Male Shut-In or Overcast Weather?

Hotter To Asian Male: Cyborg Vagina or Pre-Teen w/ Blue Hair?

Win/Lose Odds: Black 14 Year Old vs. 25 year old Asian Man w/ Bat

Asian Medicine Is Herbs and Needle Poking: Prestigious?

Asian Men: Only Group Using Paxil To Loosen Up For Chat Rooms



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#20029337)



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Date: February 26th, 2012 2:28 PM
Author: silver outnumbered mad cow disease feces

(rage-filled cumskin dork)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#20058521)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 5:22 PM
Author: Thriller Crusty Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#20029341)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 5:22 PM
Author: Heady Faggotry Theatre

haha omg thanks! :D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#20029344)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 5:24 PM
Author: Mauve Box Office Becky

No problem, taunting asians is a cause which I fully support

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#20029358)



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Date: May 1st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: elite odious shitlib

Does it make up for the pain of being a socially isolated virgin neckbeard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#23114151)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Dull location blood rage

LOL at your MAFism, just LOL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#24032150)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 5:34 PM
Author: Mauve Box Office Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#20029417)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 5:36 PM
Author: Disrespectful lodge

OH, WHAT A TAUNT!

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#20029428)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 6:20 PM
Author: Vivacious bossy striped hyena school cafeteria

"Why Can Asian Culture Only Succeed Through Sheer Numbers?"

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#20029849)



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Date: February 26th, 2012 2:28 PM
Author: azure mentally impaired stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#20058519)



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Date: February 26th, 2012 2:28 PM
Author: silver outnumbered mad cow disease feces

(rage-filled cumskin dork)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#20058520)



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Date: March 1st, 2012 4:59 PM
Author: green passionate gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#20100118)



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Date: August 5th, 2012 8:26 PM
Author: Aqua excitant gas station

Heh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#21267221)



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Date: August 10th, 2012 5:51 PM
Author: Naked Personal Credit Line Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#21307297)



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Date: April 30th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Offensive Crotch Theater

Asian With a 2.9 GPA: Suicide, Killing Spree, or Both?

seriously lol'ed at this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#23110429)



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Date: January 22nd, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: puce crackhouse coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#35207849)



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Date: July 28th, 2019 12:28 PM
Author: puce crackhouse coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#38600844)



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Date: April 30th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: pontificating appetizing nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#23110519)



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Date: April 30th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: sinister menage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#23110564)



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Date: May 1st, 2013 1:54 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Underhanded Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#23114148)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Amethyst Aphrodisiac Athletic Conference Church

some of those are pretty fucking funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#24031627)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: flatulent massive national toilet seat

someone should really go through and distill the top 10% or so out of these and post them somewhere. I think an abridged version would have more impact.

there is some fucking 180 shit in that wall of text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#24031640)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: flatulent massive national toilet seat

lol, I take it back. after not reading these for a while, 90% of them are funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#24031644)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Amethyst Aphrodisiac Athletic Conference Church

some are pretty repetitive but it's kind of funny in the sense that you can see the idea being refined as it's repeated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#24031654)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 3:57 AM
Author: Thriller Crusty Halford

Frotteurism, Dictatorships, Disease Epidemics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#24031738)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Startling poppy wagecucks dopamine

bro this actually made you seem really insecure, and it is said, g'nite!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#24031646)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Amethyst Aphrodisiac Athletic Conference Church

?

no real animosity toward my asian bros. the thread titles are still funny just from a general humor perspective.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#24031650)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 10:23 AM
Author: laughsome amber partner

For real, I really have nothing against Asian bros, but these are pretty damn creative and well done. Writer should consider pursuing comedy writing professionally imho. Would be a shame if this wit is only limited to obsessively taunting Asians for xo's amusement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#24032173)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: internet-worthy mood

Bigger Asian Dream: Become Robot or Chat w/ Blonde Girl?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#24032191)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 10:35 AM
Author: laughsome amber partner

Asian Men: Only Group Using Paxil To Loosen Up For Chat Rooms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#24032201)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 5:38 AM
Author: Sticky French Chef Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#30800001)



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Date: January 22nd, 2018 5:43 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Sepia Step-uncle's House

lol holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#35208012)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 7:21 AM
Author: Fluffy Senate Regret

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#35215925)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 7:27 AM
Author: cruel-hearted school sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#36102956)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 5:56 AM
Author: frozen meetinghouse

heh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#30800008)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 10:33 AM
Author: Dull location blood rage

The Asian Dilemma: Stalking Girls Requires Leaving Your Room A Lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#24032195)



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Date: February 21st, 2014 8:01 PM
Author: mind-boggling overrated bawdyhouse clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#25062212)



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Date: August 3rd, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: Wonderful haunting elastic band heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#26052075)



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Date: August 3rd, 2014 12:47 PM
Author: Coral Idea He Suggested House

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#26052079)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 5:33 AM
Author: Wonderful haunting elastic band heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#30799998)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 6:03 AM
Author: lavender razzle-dazzle state

where do these originate from? the linked thread is from 2008 but are they older?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#30800016)



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Date: November 4th, 2017 3:49 PM
Author: Wonderful haunting elastic band heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#34603722)



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Date: November 4th, 2017 4:40 PM
Author: Fluffy Senate Regret

180 bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#34603968)



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Date: January 22nd, 2018 3:55 AM
Author: Alcoholic Pozpig Shrine

thread titles kind of sound like TT made them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#35207856)



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Date: January 22nd, 2018 5:31 AM
Author: erotic bistre philosopher-king office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#35207988)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 12:26 AM
Author: erotic bistre philosopher-king office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#35215253)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 9:45 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Sepia Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#35216457)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 9:55 AM
Author: sienna stimulating haunted graveyard

More masculine: Asian male or fluffy puppy ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#35216499)



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Date: January 25th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: erotic bistre philosopher-king office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#35233516)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 7:13 AM
Author: erotic bistre philosopher-king office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#36102919)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 7:32 AM
Author: Territorial confused really tough guy jew

Read the thread title as Asian taints

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#36102970)



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Date: February 19th, 2019 5:04 PM
Author: Wonderful haunting elastic band heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#37809601)



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Date: December 2nd, 2020 1:34 PM
Author: puce crackhouse coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#41473699)



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Date: December 2nd, 2020 1:37 PM
Author: cruel-hearted school sandwich

Scarier On Subway: Thug With A Gun or Asian With Hacking Cough?

Asians: Better At Making Cheap Toys or Spreading Diseases?

Frotteurism, Dictatorships, Disease Epidemics - Asian Specialties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#41473715)



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Date: December 3rd, 2020 12:28 PM
Author: puce crackhouse coldplay fan

The Asian Dilemma: Stalking Girls Requires Leaving Your Room A Lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#41478932)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: puce crackhouse coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#41488820)



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Date: July 13th, 2023 1:40 AM
Author: Stirring dun garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#46542038)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: my dog has shot fewer people than Dick Cheney (Fight! Fight! Fight!)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#49386842)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 1:03 AM
Author: Darth Cheney (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880635&forum_id=2#49386845)