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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Razzle unholy stead main people
  08/14/13
tell me
Stimulating Market
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Razzle unholy stead main people
  08/14/13
lol tyft
tan swashbuckling hall tattoo
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Underhanded twisted menage jap
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
coiffed alcoholic crackhouse
  12/28/13
fucking lol
judgmental roast beef
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Startled Hideous Faggotry
  05/12/15
so underrated
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maize mental disorder
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Big house idiot
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Floppy pisswyrm
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mint low-t jew principal's office
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Floppy pisswyrm
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
marvelous misanthropic milk yarmulke
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
honey-headed useless church building
  08/14/13
lmao
Stimulating Market
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medicated sickened trailer park deer antler
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Histrionic psychic fortuitous meteor
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UN peacekeeper
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
marvelous misanthropic milk yarmulke
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
Soul-stirring violent lay puppy
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tan swashbuckling hall tattoo
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Razzle unholy stead main people
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
180 gaping school
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Razzle unholy stead main people
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Razzle unholy stead main people
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Razzle unholy stead main people
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
Primrose awkward knife
  08/14/13
rofl
Stimulating Market
  08/14/13
180
Big house idiot
  08/14/13
rofl
cerebral aquamarine range
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
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lol
Chrome Curious Hissy Fit Kitty Cat
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tan swashbuckling hall tattoo
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Lascivious dun genital piercing cuckold
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The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Razzle unholy stead main people
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
honey-headed useless church building
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Lascivious dun genital piercing cuckold
  08/14/13
best of thread
Primrose awkward knife
  08/14/13
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Razzle-dazzle meetinghouse double fault
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Histrionic psychic fortuitous meteor
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
Histrionic psychic fortuitous meteor
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Razzle unholy stead main people
  08/14/13
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tan swashbuckling hall tattoo
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
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tan swashbuckling hall tattoo
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Razzle unholy stead main people
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
tan swashbuckling hall tattoo
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Primrose awkward knife
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
rough-skinned smoky point halford
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
honey-headed useless church building
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
Silver Cuck Abode
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Stimulating Market
  08/14/13
180
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amber hell pistol
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Razzle unholy stead main people
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judgmental roast beef
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Laughsome box office ratface
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Silver Cuck Abode
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Razzle-dazzle meetinghouse double fault
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Razzle-dazzle meetinghouse double fault
  08/14/13
lol
Lilac Concupiscible Gas Station Potus
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When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Razzle unholy stead main people
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
Lascivious dun genital piercing cuckold
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
Primrose awkward knife
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Razzle-dazzle meetinghouse double fault
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
Dashing anal dingle berry
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  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Razzle unholy stead main people
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
Lascivious dun genital piercing cuckold
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When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Razzle unholy stead main people
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
Primrose awkward knife
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
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khaki travel guidebook
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Violet space goal in life
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The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Razzle unholy stead main people
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Primrose awkward knife
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
Razzle-dazzle meetinghouse double fault
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Primrose awkward knife
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Razzle-dazzle meetinghouse double fault
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Ivory chapel people who are hurt
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Fighting private investor
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Primrose awkward knife
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
180 gaping school
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Primrose awkward knife
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
180 gaping school
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
Primrose awkward knife
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
Big house idiot
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
exhilarant mischievous center
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
dull public bath sneaky criminal
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Razzle-dazzle meetinghouse double fault
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Primrose awkward knife
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Fighting private investor
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Ivory chapel people who are hurt
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
Primrose awkward knife
  08/14/13
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Hilarious henna turdskin corner
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You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
Fighting private investor
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
Primrose awkward knife
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
Fighting private investor
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
Primrose awkward knife
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
Fighting private investor
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
Primrose awkward knife
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
Fighting private investor
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Primrose awkward knife
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
Fighting private investor
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Primrose awkward knife
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Fighting private investor
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Primrose awkward knife
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
tan swashbuckling hall tattoo
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Primrose awkward knife
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
tan swashbuckling hall tattoo
  08/14/13
whatever
Primrose awkward knife
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Chest-beating effete shitlib
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Razzle-dazzle meetinghouse double fault
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
Lascivious dun genital piercing cuckold
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Razzle unholy stead main people
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Razzle unholy stead main people
  08/14/13
lol
Apoplectic excitant temple stain
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Razzle unholy stead main people
  08/14/13
180
Big house idiot
  08/14/13
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Submissive azure boistinker international law enforcement agency
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
Lascivious dun genital piercing cuckold
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Razzle unholy stead main people
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Razzle unholy stead main people
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
Wonderful Love Of Her Life Toaster
  08/14/13
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Wonderful Love Of Her Life Toaster
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When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Razzle unholy stead main people
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Razzle unholy stead main people
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Primrose awkward knife
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Big house idiot
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Primrose awkward knife
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Big house idiot
  08/14/13
lol tyft
tan swashbuckling hall tattoo
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
tan swashbuckling hall tattoo
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
Primrose awkward knife
  08/14/13
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Flirting Magenta Twinkling Uncleanness
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Apoplectic excitant temple stain
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Startling rigor filthpig
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Hot carmine address water buffalo
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
Big house idiot
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Primrose awkward knife
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
Big house idiot
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Razzle-dazzle meetinghouse double fault
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Primrose awkward knife
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
Big house idiot
  08/14/13
165
Arousing alpha
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Razzle unholy stead main people
  08/14/13
lmao
tan swashbuckling hall tattoo
  08/14/13
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Hilarious henna turdskin corner
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
pink nofapping idea he suggested
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Primrose awkward knife
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
drab charismatic half-breed
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Razzle unholy stead main people
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Razzle unholy stead main people
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Wonderful Love Of Her Life Toaster
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Primrose awkward knife
  08/14/13
Pics?
self-centered theater stage black woman
  08/14/13
link?
medicated sickened trailer park deer antler
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Stimulating Market
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
Slap-happy Bbw
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
Crusty beady-eyed blood rage
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Razzle-dazzle meetinghouse double fault
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
supple kitty
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Primrose awkward knife
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
Coral Slimy Prole
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Primrose awkward knife
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Coral Slimy Prole
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Primrose awkward knife
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Coral Slimy Prole
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Primrose awkward knife
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
aromatic crimson friendly grandma
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Coral Slimy Prole
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Olive Crotch State
  08/14/13
Underrated
Arousing alpha
  08/15/13
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maize mental disorder
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
aromatic crimson friendly grandma
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Olive Crotch State
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Blue Orchestra Pit Brethren
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Razzle-dazzle meetinghouse double fault
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Comical transparent pozpig
  08/14/13
lol
Chrome Curious Hissy Fit Kitty Cat
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Comical transparent pozpig
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Chrome Curious Hissy Fit Kitty Cat
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Comical transparent pozpig
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
aromatic crimson friendly grandma
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
Racy Sexy Home
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
Ivory chapel people who are hurt
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Plum bat shit crazy background story
  08/14/13
180
Titillating Death Wish Area
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Chrome Curious Hissy Fit Kitty Cat
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
amber hell pistol
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Chrome Curious Hissy Fit Kitty Cat
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Clear lodge wagecucks
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twinkling bat-shit-crazy nursing home
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180
Coral Slimy Prole
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Olive Crotch State
  08/15/13
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supple kitty
  08/17/13
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Galvanic Burgundy Legend
  09/11/13
Lmao
Adventurous piazza depressive
  06/07/17
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ungodly bateful set preventive strike
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
godawful odious dilemma indirect expression
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Clear lodge wagecucks
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
vigorous casino
  08/14/13
lol
Coral Slimy Prole
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mind-boggling beta organic girlfriend native
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
Vibrant Tank
  08/14/13
180
Black parlor
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
White Office Fanboi
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
onyx spectacular sandwich tanning salon
  08/17/13
poignant
Cordovan Vivacious Kitchen Nibblets
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
thriller azn institution
  08/17/13
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Clear lodge wagecucks
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
Galvanic Burgundy Legend
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
khaki travel guidebook
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Blue Orchestra Pit Brethren
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
coiffed alcoholic crackhouse
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
up-to-no-good generalized bond
  12/28/13
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big-titted shaky dog poop reading party
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
buff national headpube
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
insane cuckoldry hospital
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
Sepia place of business sanctuary
  03/10/14
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judgmental roast beef
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jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Dashing anal dingle berry
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boyish cruise ship
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amber hell pistol
  10/25/17
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medicated sickened trailer park deer antler
  11/29/15
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medicated sickened trailer park deer antler
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judgmental roast beef
  01/05/16
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medicated sickened trailer park deer antler
  03/13/16
I want pizza
provocative ticket booth
  06/07/17
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boyish cruise ship
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Razzle unholy stead main people
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Yellow skinny woman theatre
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Indecent Crystalline Stage Sound Barrier
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
Yellow skinny woman theatre
  07/18/18
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Violet space goal in life
  04/30/19
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medicated sickened trailer park deer antler
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medicated sickened trailer park deer antler
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maniacal school cafeteria
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Violet space goal in life
  12/16/21
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Violet space goal in life
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Razzle unholy stead main people



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Stimulating Market

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Razzle unholy stead main people

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: tan swashbuckling hall tattoo

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Underhanded twisted menage jap

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: coiffed alcoholic crackhouse

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: judgmental roast beef

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Startled Hideous Faggotry



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: gaped therapy university

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: maize mental disorder



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Laughsome box office ratface



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Chocolate macaca



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: chartreuse motley senate associate



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: Big house idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: pale forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Histrionic psychic fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Floppy pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: ungodly bateful set preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: mint low-t jew principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Floppy pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: marvelous misanthropic milk yarmulke

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: honey-headed useless church building

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Stimulating Market

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: medicated sickened trailer park deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Histrionic psychic fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: marvelous misanthropic milk yarmulke

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Soul-stirring violent lay puppy

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: tan swashbuckling hall tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Razzle unholy stead main people

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: 180 gaping school

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Razzle unholy stead main people

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Razzle unholy stead main people

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Razzle unholy stead main people

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Primrose awkward knife

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Stimulating Market

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Big house idiot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: cerebral aquamarine range

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: rambunctious windowlicker

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Chrome Curious Hissy Fit Kitty Cat

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: amber hell pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: maize mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Violet space goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: pale forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: ungodly bateful set preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Lascivious dun genital piercing cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: tan swashbuckling hall tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Lascivious dun genital piercing cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Razzle unholy stead main people

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: honey-headed useless church building

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Lascivious dun genital piercing cuckold

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Primrose awkward knife

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle meetinghouse double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Histrionic psychic fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Histrionic psychic fortuitous meteor

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Razzle unholy stead main people

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: tan swashbuckling hall tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Razzle unholy stead main people

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: tan swashbuckling hall tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Razzle unholy stead main people

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: tan swashbuckling hall tattoo

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Primrose awkward knife

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: rough-skinned smoky point halford

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: honey-headed useless church building

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Silver Cuck Abode

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Stimulating Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Apoplectic excitant temple stain

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Pungent adulterous rehab keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: amber hell pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Razzle unholy stead main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: judgmental roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Laughsome box office ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Silver Cuck Abode

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle meetinghouse double fault

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle meetinghouse double fault

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Lilac Concupiscible Gas Station Potus

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Razzle unholy stead main people

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Lascivious dun genital piercing cuckold

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Primrose awkward knife

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle meetinghouse double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Dashing anal dingle berry

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: garnet stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Razzle unholy stead main people

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Lascivious dun genital piercing cuckold

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: contagious mustard mad-dog skullcap gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Razzle unholy stead main people

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Primrose awkward knife

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Razzle unholy stead main people

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle meetinghouse double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: khaki travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: khaki travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Violet space goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Razzle unholy stead main people

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Primrose awkward knife

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle meetinghouse double fault

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Primrose awkward knife

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle meetinghouse double fault

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Ivory chapel people who are hurt

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Fighting private investor

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Primrose awkward knife

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: 180 gaping school

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Primrose awkward knife

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: 180 gaping school

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Primrose awkward knife

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Big house idiot

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: exhilarant mischievous center

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: dull public bath sneaky criminal

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle meetinghouse double fault

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Primrose awkward knife

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Fighting private investor

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Ivory chapel people who are hurt

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Primrose awkward knife

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Hilarious henna turdskin corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Fighting private investor

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Primrose awkward knife

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Fighting private investor

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Primrose awkward knife

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Fighting private investor

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Primrose awkward knife

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Fighting private investor

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Primrose awkward knife

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Fighting private investor

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Primrose awkward knife

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Fighting private investor

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Primrose awkward knife

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: tan swashbuckling hall tattoo

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Primrose awkward knife

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: tan swashbuckling hall tattoo

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Primrose awkward knife

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Chest-beating effete shitlib

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle meetinghouse double fault

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Lascivious dun genital piercing cuckold

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Razzle unholy stead main people

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Razzle unholy stead main people

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Apoplectic excitant temple stain

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Razzle unholy stead main people

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Big house idiot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Submissive azure boistinker international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Lascivious dun genital piercing cuckold

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Razzle unholy stead main people

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Razzle unholy stead main people

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Wonderful Love Of Her Life Toaster

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Wonderful Love Of Her Life Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Razzle unholy stead main people

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Razzle unholy stead main people

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Primrose awkward knife

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Big house idiot

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Primrose awkward knife

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Big house idiot

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: tan swashbuckling hall tattoo

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: tan swashbuckling hall tattoo

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Primrose awkward knife

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Flirting Magenta Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Apoplectic excitant temple stain

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Startling rigor filthpig

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Hot carmine address water buffalo

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Big house idiot

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Primrose awkward knife

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Big house idiot

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle meetinghouse double fault

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Primrose awkward knife

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Big house idiot

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Arousing alpha

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Razzle unholy stead main people

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: tan swashbuckling hall tattoo

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Hilarious henna turdskin corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: pink nofapping idea he suggested

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Primrose awkward knife

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: drab charismatic half-breed

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Razzle unholy stead main people

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Razzle unholy stead main people

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Wonderful Love Of Her Life Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Primrose awkward knife

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: self-centered theater stage black woman

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: medicated sickened trailer park deer antler

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Stimulating Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Slap-happy Bbw

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Crusty beady-eyed blood rage

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle meetinghouse double fault

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: supple kitty

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Primrose awkward knife

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Coral Slimy Prole

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Primrose awkward knife

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Coral Slimy Prole

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Primrose awkward knife

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Coral Slimy Prole

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Primrose awkward knife

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: aromatic crimson friendly grandma

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Coral Slimy Prole

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Olive Crotch State

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Arousing alpha

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: maize mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: aromatic crimson friendly grandma

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Olive Crotch State

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Blue Orchestra Pit Brethren

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle meetinghouse double fault

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Comical transparent pozpig

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Chrome Curious Hissy Fit Kitty Cat

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Comical transparent pozpig

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Chrome Curious Hissy Fit Kitty Cat

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Comical transparent pozpig

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: aromatic crimson friendly grandma

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Racy Sexy Home

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Ivory chapel people who are hurt

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Plum bat shit crazy background story

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Titillating Death Wish Area

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Chrome Curious Hissy Fit Kitty Cat

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: amber hell pistol

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Chrome Curious Hissy Fit Kitty Cat

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Clear lodge wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: twinkling bat-shit-crazy nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Coral Slimy Prole

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Olive Crotch State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: supple kitty



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Galvanic Burgundy Legend



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Adventurous piazza depressive

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: ungodly bateful set preventive strike



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: godawful odious dilemma indirect expression

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Clear lodge wagecucks

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: vigorous casino

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Coral Slimy Prole

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: mind-boggling beta organic girlfriend native



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Vibrant Tank

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Black parlor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: White Office Fanboi

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: onyx spectacular sandwich tanning salon

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Cordovan Vivacious Kitchen Nibblets

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: thriller azn institution

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Clear lodge wagecucks



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Galvanic Burgundy Legend

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: khaki travel guidebook

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Blue Orchestra Pit Brethren

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: coiffed alcoholic crackhouse

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: up-to-no-good generalized bond

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: big-titted shaky dog poop reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: buff national headpube

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: insane cuckoldry hospital

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Sepia place of business sanctuary

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: judgmental roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Dashing anal dingle berry

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: boyish cruise ship



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: amber hell pistol



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: medicated sickened trailer park deer antler



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: medicated sickened trailer park deer antler



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: judgmental roast beef



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: medicated sickened trailer park deer antler



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: provocative ticket booth

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: boyish cruise ship



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Razzle unholy stead main people



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Yellow skinny woman theatre

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Indecent Crystalline Stage Sound Barrier

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Yellow skinny woman theatre

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Violet space goal in life



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: medicated sickened trailer park deer antler



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: medicated sickened trailer park deer antler



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: maniacal school cafeteria



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Violet space goal in life



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Violet space goal in life



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