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Swiped younger sister right on Tinder as a joke. She matched &

before I could message her "Haha" or something, sh...
razzle-dazzle mauve set
  10/09/14
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avocado fiercely-loyal range
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cerise office
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crawly saffron business firm
  10/09/14
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ivory stage
  10/09/14
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French hairless lodge clown
  10/09/14
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Bateful deer antler headpube
  10/09/14
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Salmon Nowag
  10/09/14
its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I wa...
razzle-dazzle mauve set
  10/09/14
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avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/09/14
HOW much younger
crawly saffron business firm
  10/09/14
11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the...
razzle-dazzle mauve set
  10/09/14
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avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/09/14
Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade
razzle-dazzle mauve set
  10/09/14
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avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/09/14
Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?
Alcoholic main people rehab
  10/09/14
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Fantasy-prone sapphire mediation goyim
  10/09/14
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avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/09/14
send her a dick pic
Bateful deer antler headpube
  10/09/14
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Fantasy-prone sapphire mediation goyim
  10/09/14
she's flaming u back u autistic wizard
Bistre Racy Chapel Telephone
  10/09/14
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avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/09/14
fuck her, and society, right in the ass
Peach field faggotry
  10/08/16
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Alcoholic main people rehab
  10/09/14
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Provocative Vermilion Spot
  10/09/14
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mint boiling water tattoo
  10/09/14
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High-end Amber Ticket Booth International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/09/14
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motley keepsake machete
  10/09/14
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Judgmental university
  10/09/14
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odious sanctuary brethren
  10/09/14
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Concupiscible crimson crotch
  10/10/14
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Hyperventilating mother nursing home
  10/10/14
laughing so hard at this
Bonkers public bath
  10/18/14
what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it
Hairraiser Gold School Cafeteria Incel
  10/08/16
https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z
goy orbison
  10/06/25
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contagious therapy senate
  05/15/22
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High-end Amber Ticket Booth International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/27/14
Depends. How attractive is she?
Shimmering vibrant point ratface
  10/09/14
not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. ...
Razzmatazz house
  10/11/14
?
Kink-friendly church doctorate
  10/11/14
imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.
Razzmatazz house
  10/11/14
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heady tanning salon
  10/27/14
bump for columbus day
bespoke roommate knife
  10/06/15
At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl
pontificating disrespectful church building
  12/25/15
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exciting crackhouse
  02/05/17
lol
Ruby multi-billionaire
  10/09/14
Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your p...
beta dopamine forum
  10/09/14
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avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/09/14
brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone ...
crawly saffron business firm
  10/09/14
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High-end Amber Ticket Booth International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/09/14
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nudist deep piazza
  10/10/14
He speaks for all of us
Pungent Corner Pisswyrm
  10/09/14
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Supple giraffe plaza
  10/09/14
Sounds like Festivus
Alcoholic main people rehab
  10/09/14
Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to me...
Silver cerebral locus messiness
  10/09/14
Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather tha...
trip free-loading idiot
  10/09/14
yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interp...
razzle-dazzle mauve set
  10/09/14
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avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/09/14
lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day cele...
Rebellious affirmative action meetinghouse
  10/09/14
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avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/09/14
cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped toppin...
Bistre Racy Chapel Telephone
  10/09/14
...
Glittery out-of-control shrine sound barrier
  10/09/14
could send her a "rate this line" and then send th...
Beady-eyed Mentally Impaired Circlehead
  10/09/14
Shrewd
very tactful sinister institution personal credit line
  10/09/14
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avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/09/14
Twist: She already sent him the lick message.
Rebellious affirmative action meetinghouse
  10/09/14
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Bistre Racy Chapel Telephone
  10/09/14
180
laughsome gaping pocket flask
  10/09/14
180
sable reading party
  10/09/14
180^180
Provocative Vermilion Spot
  10/09/14
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mint boiling water tattoo
  10/09/14
what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you w...
Provocative Vermilion Spot
  10/09/14
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avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/09/14
how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying aroun...
Provocative Vermilion Spot
  10/09/14
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avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/09/14
"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh
crawly saffron business firm
  10/09/14
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avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/09/14
seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality
Beady-eyed Mentally Impaired Circlehead
  10/09/14
...
Provocative Vermilion Spot
  10/09/14
How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.
cerise office
  10/09/14
second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty s...
Bistre Racy Chapel Telephone
  10/09/14
...
Kink-friendly church doctorate
  10/09/14
No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.
umber temple community account
  10/09/14
wildly underrated
Rose step-uncle's house
  10/09/14
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Milky Stock Car
  12/06/14
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ungodly henna brunch
  10/10/20
You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you...
Sick Thirsty Jap Azn
  10/09/14
describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face
Hairraiser Gold School Cafeteria Incel
  10/09/14
i have no recollection of posting in this thread
Hairraiser Gold School Cafeteria Incel
  10/08/16
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Federal Hell Milk
  10/31/16
OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?
Kink-friendly church doctorate
  10/09/14
?
navy partner home
  10/09/14
it's a serious issue bro
Kink-friendly church doctorate
  10/09/14
(xo 2014)
Abnormal Base
  10/09/14
or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004
Fragrant Green Garrison
  10/09/14
a damning indictment.
Charismatic roast beef friendly grandma
  10/11/14
180
talented ebony marketing idea
  10/09/14
if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have jus...
Diverse hyperactive lettuce
  10/09/14
cr. swiping overrides biology
Kink-friendly church doctorate
  10/09/14
...
Provocative Vermilion Spot
  10/09/14
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nudist deep piazza
  10/09/14
Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist...
Supple giraffe plaza
  10/09/14
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avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/09/14
Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ...
Supple giraffe plaza
  10/09/14
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avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/09/14
1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)
Diverse hyperactive lettuce
  10/09/14
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avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/09/14
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avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/09/14
honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin...
Beady-eyed Mentally Impaired Circlehead
  10/09/14
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avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/09/14
And 10/10 xo women
Judgmental university
  10/10/14
Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/09/14
Titcr Occam's razor bro
Judgmental university
  10/09/14
It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/09/14
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yellow turdskin pit
  10/11/14
you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime ...
ivory stage
  10/09/14
...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/09/14
exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to m...
ivory stage
  10/09/14
...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/09/14
...
High-end Amber Ticket Booth International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/09/14
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ivory stage
  10/09/14
message back "well, at least one of us is hard."
Claret indian lodge cumskin
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro...
razzle-dazzle mauve set
  10/09/14
lol
cerise office
  10/09/14
180
Kink-friendly church doctorate
  10/09/14
lmao
motley keepsake machete
  10/09/14
tyft
Provocative Vermilion Spot
  10/09/14
Lol
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/09/14
...
Slap-happy nibblets
  10/09/14
This is good.
submissive electric furnace
  10/09/14
180 billion
Diverse hyperactive lettuce
  10/09/14
well. fucking. played.
Bistre Racy Chapel Telephone
  10/09/14
very well executed, flame or not
Fighting Principal's Office
  10/09/14
...
nudist deep piazza
  10/09/14
180 this is great
Big-titted codepig
  10/10/14
...
mint boiling water tattoo
  10/11/14
The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&...
Crystalline Hateful Den
  10/09/14
yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP
Pink Cocky Parlor Gunner
  10/09/14
Stfu we need this, badly.
Judgmental university
  10/09/14
(no fun guy)
lascivious location
  10/09/14
...
Multi-colored translucent kitty cat
  06/05/18
(Guy who needs to STFU)
spruce hot theatre masturbator
  10/09/14
Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014
Provocative Vermilion Spot
  10/09/14
UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te...
razzle-dazzle mauve set
  10/09/14
LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pant...
Fluffy orchestra pit
  10/09/14
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avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/09/14
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spruce hot theatre masturbator
  10/09/14
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High-end Amber Ticket Booth International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/27/14
...
Bistre Racy Chapel Telephone
  10/09/14
oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?
swollen kitchen
  10/09/14
brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up...
Curious Slate Skinny Woman
  10/09/14
u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and...
Hairraiser Gold School Cafeteria Incel
  10/09/14
I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.
submissive electric furnace
  10/09/14
titcr
spruce hot theatre masturbator
  10/09/14
...
submissive electric furnace
  10/09/14
why is she nervous?
Provocative Vermilion Spot
  10/09/14
Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.
cerise office
  10/09/14
...
mint boiling water tattoo
  10/11/14
EDM sluts too YNY..
ivory stage
  10/09/14
this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide...
twisted digit ratio
  10/09/14
get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone t...
Fragrant Green Garrison
  10/10/14
Looks like a double date to me.
aromatic dark stain
  10/11/21
The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?...
razzle-dazzle mauve set
  10/09/14
Easy neg, just say she's your sister.
cerise office
  10/09/14
Post a pic of sis
Pungent Corner Pisswyrm
  10/09/14
fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f...
Provocative Vermilion Spot
  10/09/14
nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi...
swollen kitchen
  10/09/14
yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she re...
Provocative Vermilion Spot
  10/09/14
MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/09/14
I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.
submissive electric furnace
  10/09/14
"MUCH more likely" tyft
Concupiscible crimson crotch
  10/11/14
well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ...
swollen kitchen
  10/09/14
nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on...
Concupiscible crimson crotch
  10/11/14
box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not...
spectacular flushed puppy theater
  10/09/14
underrated suggestion
Violet indirect expression
  10/11/14
selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre...
magenta station scourge upon the earth
  10/09/14
This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.
Brindle wonderful blood rage
  10/09/14
There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/09/14
ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too...
ivory stage
  10/09/14
DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWA...
Fluffy orchestra pit
  10/09/14
i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that...
ivory stage
  10/09/14
...
Beady-eyed Mentally Impaired Circlehead
  10/10/14
...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/09/14
...
spruce hot theatre masturbator
  10/09/14
I've literally never been more excited in my life.
Judgmental university
  10/09/14
...
Soggy Buck-toothed Psychic Toilet Seat
  10/09/14
...
Carnelian police squad space
  10/12/14
1800000000
Insane sadistic corn cake wrinkle
  10/09/14
I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.
Kink-friendly church doctorate
  10/09/14
life is hard as shit they should fuck
Soggy Buck-toothed Psychic Toilet Seat
  10/09/14
I really like this as just a general motto.
cerise office
  10/09/14
...
nudist deep piazza
  10/10/14
You need to fuck her right in the pussy.
Kink-friendly church doctorate
  10/09/14
Loling hard
submissive electric furnace
  10/09/14
Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/09/14
homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread
yellow turdskin pit
  10/11/14
can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding...
twinkling property ceo
  10/09/14
...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/09/14
there's prime real estate for sale further up.
magenta station scourge upon the earth
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ...
razzle-dazzle mauve set
  10/09/14
backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz
Kink-friendly church doctorate
  10/09/14
fuckk me
razzle-dazzle mauve set
  10/09/14
you have to fuck her now, it's done
Kink-friendly church doctorate
  10/09/14
i know u IRL
Hairraiser Gold School Cafeteria Incel
  10/09/14
god's work, friend OP- dem titties
ivory stage
  10/09/14
...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/09/14
unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her
Shimmering vibrant point ratface
  10/09/14
*unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
spruce hot theatre masturbator
  10/09/14
WTF NOOOOOO
mind-boggling coral area
  10/10/14
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again
Abnormal Base
  10/10/14
fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!
yellow turdskin pit
  10/11/14
Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall
cerise office
  10/09/14
...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/09/14
multiple lols from reading this thread
Fighting Principal's Office
  10/09/14
discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ...
Hairraiser Gold School Cafeteria Incel
  10/09/14
...
Hairraiser Gold School Cafeteria Incel
  10/10/14
...
Diverse hyperactive lettuce
  10/09/14
i could see it
Kink-friendly church doctorate
  10/09/14
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
topaz bisexual old irish cottage sweet tailpipe
  10/09/14
BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s
Provocative Vermilion Spot
  10/09/14
...
nudist deep piazza
  10/09/14
*ZOZO
magical marvelous gas station
  06/27/16
...
ultramarine massive cuckold
  10/09/14
OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.
ivory stage
  10/09/14
The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive
up-to-no-good pale fanboi dilemma
  10/10/14
gunna need to see that pic again
sienna sandwich faggot firefighter
  10/10/14
WTF?
motley keepsake machete
  10/10/14
UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an...
razzle-dazzle mauve set
  10/10/14
listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ...
motley keepsake machete
  10/10/14
...
Kink-friendly church doctorate
  10/10/14
120
Insane sadistic corn cake wrinkle
  10/10/14
post the pic again
Abnormal Base
  10/10/14
...
submissive electric furnace
  10/10/14
Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/10/14
...
ivory stage
  10/10/14
Do it for yourself, do it for each other.
Judgmental university
  10/10/14
Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu...
Pungent Corner Pisswyrm
  10/10/14
TY, brother. That was deep.
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/10/14
Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread
Pungent Corner Pisswyrm
  10/10/14
...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/10/14
180 thread have a great weekend bro
White irradiated school hissy fit
  10/10/14
UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ...
razzle-dazzle mauve set
  10/10/14
your mom knows and she is very proud
Fragrant Green Garrison
  10/10/14
This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl ...
Rebellious affirmative action meetinghouse
  10/10/14
...
Maize dashing background story
  10/11/14
so rong, so rite
Titillating brass center cuckoldry
  10/11/14
give in to nature, brother.
Kink-friendly church doctorate
  10/10/14
...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/10/14
...
submissive electric furnace
  10/10/14
take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home....
Histrionic Feces
  10/10/14
work out first, then skip the shower.
Kink-friendly church doctorate
  10/10/14
...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/10/14
Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unloc...
submissive electric furnace
  10/10/14
...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/10/14
What's for dinner?
Startled lay
  10/10/14
Jack off in the shampoo bottle
Pungent Corner Pisswyrm
  10/10/14
Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it...
Sick Thirsty Jap Azn
  10/10/14
180
Alcoholic idea he suggested internal respiration
  10/10/14
Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he...
sticky metal cruise ship elastic band
  10/10/14
This can be their Columbus Day thing.
nudist deep piazza
  10/10/14
she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she...
Shimmering vibrant point ratface
  10/10/14
she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him...
Sick Thirsty Jap Azn
  10/10/14
...
nudist deep piazza
  10/10/14
why would u go to jail bro
Provocative Vermilion Spot
  10/10/14
even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.
Excitant light site
  10/10/14
She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,...
cerise office
  10/10/14
wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ...
Provocative Vermilion Spot
  10/10/14
...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/11/14
This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre...
Provocative Vermilion Spot
  10/10/14
...
nudist deep piazza
  10/10/14
it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj...
Titillating brass center cuckoldry
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not hom...
razzle-dazzle mauve set
  10/11/14
*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning...
Sepia stage
  10/11/14
Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.
fuchsia exhilarant jew
  10/11/14
And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childho...
razzle-dazzle mauve set
  10/11/14
omg
Shimmering vibrant point ratface
  10/11/14
wtfffff, this cannot be real
Bat-shit-crazy fishy native
  10/11/14
HAHAHAHAHA
thriller pea-brained potus
  10/11/14
Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your...
ultramarine massive cuckold
  10/11/14
...
Kink-friendly church doctorate
  10/11/14
...
thriller pea-brained potus
  10/11/14
this isn't box but otherwise cr
brilliant hairy legs abode
  10/11/14
...
nudist deep piazza
  10/11/14
honored but this isn't my work
Bonkers public bath
  10/18/14
...
Godawful fat ankles french chef
  04/01/22
I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love...
flesh vigorous menage son of senegal
  10/11/14
oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.
geriatric adventurous alpha
  10/11/14
...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/11/14
...
High-end Amber Ticket Booth International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/27/14
agreed, best thread of 2014 already
Slippery Talking Stead
  10/11/14
Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi...
thriller pea-brained potus
  10/11/14
Creampie pics
Shimmering vibrant point ratface
  10/11/14
...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/11/14
Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position
Slippery Talking Stead
  10/11/14
...
Hairraiser Gold School Cafeteria Incel
  10/11/14
ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut
Bistre Racy Chapel Telephone
  10/11/14
Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful
Pungent Corner Pisswyrm
  10/11/14
...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/11/14
...
umber temple community account
  11/21/15
ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/11/14
...
Maize dashing background story
  10/11/14
...
nudist deep piazza
  10/11/14
...
Bistre Racy Chapel Telephone
  10/11/14
*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*
High-end Amber Ticket Booth International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/27/14
lmfao
Silver cerebral locus messiness
  10/11/14
amazing
orange organic girlfriend halford
  10/11/14
Holy shit, can't stop LOLing
submissive electric furnace
  10/11/14
180
cerise office
  10/11/14
...
Beady-eyed Mentally Impaired Circlehead
  10/11/14
...
nudist deep piazza
  10/11/14
OH GOD, OH-
High-end Amber Ticket Booth International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/27/14
OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu...
internet-worthy antidepressant drug stag film
  10/11/14
Not the point you turd
flesh vigorous menage son of senegal
  10/11/14
FUCKING DOOBS
thriller pea-brained potus
  10/11/14
nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l...
Bistre Racy Chapel Telephone
  10/11/14
Seriously.
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/11/14
did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you...
geriatric adventurous alpha
  10/11/14
...
brilliant hairy legs abode
  10/11/14
180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.
wine theater stage dysfunction
  10/11/14
long overdue 180 to this one
laughsome gaping pocket flask
  03/28/16
...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/11/14
...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/11/14
...
Provocative Vermilion Spot
  10/11/14
fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch ...
rusted stirring national
  10/11/14
...
razzle double fault candlestick maker
  10/11/14
...
Provocative Vermilion Spot
  10/11/14
plz poast
aquamarine generalized bond
  10/11/14
must need fap soon.
razzle double fault candlestick maker
  10/11/14
co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS
yellow turdskin pit
  10/11/14
Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/11/14
short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerle...
trip free-loading idiot
  10/11/14
somebody pls respond
Violet indirect expression
  10/11/14
For the love of god
submissive electric furnace
  10/11/14
...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/11/14
lol the loving detail that went into this description, man
Bistre Racy Chapel Telephone
  10/11/14
you're a good dood
Violet indirect expression
  10/11/14
I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea...
razzle-dazzle mauve set
  10/11/14
good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast
Pungent Corner Pisswyrm
  10/11/14
180 this thread is delivering.
arousing hospital mad-dog skullcap
  10/11/14
I BELIEVE
obsidian autistic market dog poop
  10/11/14
describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls i...
Hairraiser Gold School Cafeteria Incel
  10/11/14
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again
yellow turdskin pit
  10/11/14
1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin...
Judgmental university
  10/11/14
...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/11/14
THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL
submissive electric furnace
  10/11/14
FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
Maize dashing background story
  10/11/14
...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/11/14
lol 180
Bistre Racy Chapel Telephone
  10/11/14
OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand...
trip free-loading idiot
  10/11/14
(NOT a Lannister fan)
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/11/14
...
Embarrassed to the bone travel guidebook
  10/11/14
poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity
Judgmental university
  10/11/14
please delete. Let him write the story.
Chartreuse hall gaming laptop
  10/11/14
lol at people ITT believing the OP well done
cracking cowardly rigpig
  10/11/14
...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/11/14
never claimed to be a flame scholar
cracking cowardly rigpig
  10/11/14
uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180
crawly saffron business firm
  10/11/14
this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla...
primrose trailer park
  10/11/14
(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation...
Judgmental university
  10/11/14
(evan39)
Insane sadistic corn cake wrinkle
  10/11/14
you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X...
Shimmering vibrant point ratface
  10/11/14
it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa...
primrose trailer park
  10/11/14
http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg
stimulating fear-inspiring locale
  10/11/14
keeping it real
Chartreuse hall gaming laptop
  10/11/14
...
yellow turdskin pit
  10/11/14
cr
Poppy Library
  10/11/14
Amen.
impertinent pozpig
  10/11/14
lol cr
Milky Stock Car
  10/11/14
...
Concupiscible crimson crotch
  10/11/14
...
Bistre Racy Chapel Telephone
  10/11/14
...
nudist deep piazza
  10/11/14
...
High-end Amber Ticket Booth International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/27/14
i can't see how this could end badly
Violet indirect expression
  10/11/14
...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/11/14
it's fucking awesome
Soggy Buck-toothed Psychic Toilet Seat
  10/11/14
it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th...
Violet indirect expression
  10/11/14
" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap...
Shimmering vibrant point ratface
  10/11/14
this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure...
Violet indirect expression
  10/11/14
what makes you an expert on consensual incest?
Shimmering vibrant point ratface
  10/11/14
i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee...
Violet indirect expression
  10/11/14
i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ...
Soggy Buck-toothed Psychic Toilet Seat
  10/11/14
180
Doobsian Mexican Hunting Ground
  10/11/14
if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir...
Violet indirect expression
  10/11/14
...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/11/14
Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ...
Flatulent casino
  10/11/14
...
Soggy Buck-toothed Psychic Toilet Seat
  10/11/14
(Really gullible person)
Provocative Vermilion Spot
  10/11/14
On the other hand....YOLO!
trip free-loading idiot
  10/11/14
counterpoint: they should do it
Soggy Buck-toothed Psychic Toilet Seat
  10/11/14
fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou...
Violet indirect expression
  10/11/14
...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/11/14
We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year...
submissive electric furnace
  10/11/14
...
Judgmental university
  10/11/14
there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ...
Insane sadistic corn cake wrinkle
  10/11/14
...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/11/14
i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid...
Hairraiser Gold School Cafeteria Incel
  10/11/14
lol
Chocolate self-absorbed mood state
  10/11/14
underrated
swollen kitchen
  10/11/14
...
Apoplectic volcanic crater whorehouse
  10/12/14
...
High-end Amber Ticket Booth International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/27/14
itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters
twisted digit ratio
  10/11/14
So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/11/14
...
submissive electric furnace
  10/11/14
hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi...
twisted digit ratio
  10/11/14
...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/11/14
been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight
twisted digit ratio
  10/11/14
...
High-end Amber Ticket Booth International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/27/14
lol
demanding people who are hurt
  10/11/14
If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology
ultramarine massive cuckold
  10/11/14
Can I please have my dildo back?
flirting floppy sex offender
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious dingle berry
  10/11/14
180
arousing hospital mad-dog skullcap
  10/11/14
180
crawly saffron business firm
  10/11/14
180
Bistre Racy Chapel Telephone
  10/11/14
...
Concupiscible crimson crotch
  10/11/14
This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu...
Aggressive jade bawdyhouse legend
  10/11/14
...
Harsh Ape Resort
  10/11/14
that was a good thread
Bistre Racy Chapel Telephone
  10/11/14
This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt.
pontificating disrespectful church building
  10/12/14
UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw...
razzle-dazzle mauve set
  10/11/14
Nicely slow-played, OP.
trip free-loading idiot
  10/11/14
...
Kink-friendly church doctorate
  10/11/14
...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/11/14
180
arousing hospital mad-dog skullcap
  10/11/14
OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni...
trip free-loading idiot
  10/11/14
...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/11/14
I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ...
trip free-loading idiot
  10/11/14
I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/11/14
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f...
spectacular flushed puppy theater
  10/11/14
Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d...
Swashbuckling parlour trust fund
  10/11/14
Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/11/14
u sir are the stockton to OP's malone
Judgmental university
  10/11/14
...
Pungent Corner Pisswyrm
  10/11/14
I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/11/14
...
Provocative Vermilion Spot
  10/11/14
...
High-end Amber Ticket Booth International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/27/14
This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr...
Provocative Vermilion Spot
  10/11/14
This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/11/14
Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on...
Provocative Vermilion Spot
  10/11/14
Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/11/14
Go on...
High-end Amber Ticket Booth International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/27/14
...
spectacular flushed puppy theater
  10/11/14
Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight
Pungent Corner Pisswyrm
  10/11/14
"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai...
comical box office degenerate
  10/11/14
...
Pungent Corner Pisswyrm
  10/11/14
Brother, it was like you were actually there.
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/11/14
gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com...
Swashbuckling parlour trust fund
  10/11/14
Yessir.
comical box office degenerate
  10/11/14
Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don...
Hairraiser Gold School Cafeteria Incel
  10/11/14
...
brilliant hairy legs abode
  10/11/14
...
nudist deep piazza
  10/11/14
Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.
Big lemon prole
  10/12/14
...
High-end Amber Ticket Booth International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/27/14
...
Apoplectic volcanic crater whorehouse
  10/12/14
...
High-end Amber Ticket Booth International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/27/14
Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ...
Provocative Vermilion Spot
  10/11/14
...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/11/14
lol incestmos
Bat-shit-crazy fishy native
  10/11/14
Greatest flame thread in XO history?
Concupiscible crimson crotch
  10/11/14
...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/11/14
Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti...
Provocative Vermilion Spot
  10/11/14
...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/11/14
Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t...
Provocative Vermilion Spot
  10/11/14
TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people
Swashbuckling parlour trust fund
  10/11/14
Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr...
Provocative Vermilion Spot
  10/11/14
the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h...
Bistre Racy Chapel Telephone
  10/11/14
JFC, that was a great thread
High-end Amber Ticket Booth International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/27/14
op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?
crawly saffron business firm
  10/11/14
...
lake heaven place of business
  10/11/14
How has no one reposted the pic
180 gaped
  10/11/14
...
lake heaven place of business
  10/11/14
Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker
Provocative Vermilion Spot
  10/11/14
...
Kink-friendly church doctorate
  10/11/14
Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?...
Provocative Vermilion Spot
  10/11/14
God fucking dammit
Slap-happy nibblets
  10/11/14
What the fuck - it's doobs!!
flesh vigorous menage son of senegal
  10/11/14
anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo...
Bat-shit-crazy fishy native
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off...
razzle-dazzle mauve set
  10/11/14
cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa...
Bistre Racy Chapel Telephone
  10/11/14
lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap...
spectacular flushed puppy theater
  10/11/14
Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to...
Judgmental university
  10/11/14
...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/11/14
...
Curious Slate Skinny Woman
  10/11/14
Get help Doobs/Box
Balding philosopher-king mental disorder
  10/11/14
more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this....
rusted stirring national
  10/11/14
motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust...
rusted stirring national
  10/11/14
UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ...
razzle-dazzle mauve set
  10/11/14
in on epic thread
Underhanded associate
  10/11/14
...
Abnormal Base
  10/11/14
...
nudist deep piazza
  10/11/14
Oh my
Pungent Corner Pisswyrm
  10/11/14
omg
Glassy Duck-like Becky Queen Of The Night
  10/11/14
...
Cobalt
  10/11/14
delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ...
Bistre Racy Chapel Telephone
  10/11/14
seriously. the man has a family, after all.
trip free-loading idiot
  10/11/14
BAW GAWD
Pungent Corner Pisswyrm
  10/11/14
...
nudist deep piazza
  10/11/14
Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/11/14
What the fuck is going on
cerise office
  10/11/14
there's to be a fuck going on alright
Glassy Duck-like Becky Queen Of The Night
  10/11/14
WHAT IN THE 180
infuriating sickened
  10/11/14
GOOD LUCK, BROTHER
Passionate striped hyena
  10/11/14
what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone...
Sick Thirsty Jap Azn
  10/11/14
Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a...
Underhanded associate
  10/11/14
By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th...
citrine water buffalo
  10/11/14
...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/11/14
fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin...
Sepia stage
  10/11/14
...
twisted digit ratio
  10/11/14
Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/11/14
...
Carnelian police squad space
  10/12/14
thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.
sticky metal cruise ship elastic band
  10/11/14
i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there...
lime hominid
  10/11/14
...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/11/14
...
Concupiscible crimson crotch
  10/11/14
ungh so hard now.
Charismatic roast beef friendly grandma
  10/11/14
wtf
Unholy mildly autistic regret
  10/11/14
Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI...
Galvanic Learning Disabled National Security Agency
  10/11/14
bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ...
Sepia stage
  10/11/14
Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait...
Galvanic Learning Disabled National Security Agency
  10/11/14
Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'...
flirting floppy sex offender
  10/11/14
...
Bistre Racy Chapel Telephone
  10/11/14
...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/11/14
iwanttobelieve.jpg
Bistre Racy Chapel Telephone
  10/11/14
http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_...
Sick Thirsty Jap Azn
  10/11/14
Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin...
Swashbuckling parlour trust fund
  10/11/14
was the Lucio moniker doobs?
Alcoholic idea he suggested internal respiration
  10/11/14
That's what I thought
Swashbuckling parlour trust fund
  10/11/14
what lucio moniker? wat poast?
Sepia stage
  10/11/14
I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ...
infuriating sickened
  10/11/14
Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.
Swashbuckling parlour trust fund
  10/11/14
...
Bistre Racy Chapel Telephone
  10/11/14
The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac...
spectacular flushed puppy theater
  10/11/14
Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G...
infuriating sickened
  10/11/14
...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/11/14
...
Provocative Vermilion Spot
  10/11/14
Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so...
flirting floppy sex offender
  10/11/14
Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you.
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/11/14
...
Bistre Racy Chapel Telephone
  10/11/14
You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof...
bronze preventive strike
  10/11/14
CRIMINALLY underrated poast
Soul-stirring
  11/21/15
...
comical box office degenerate
  10/11/14
...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/11/14
gtfo
yellow turdskin pit
  10/12/14
...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/11/14
To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ...
jet-lagged patrolman dragon
  10/11/14
Holy shit
flesh vigorous menage son of senegal
  10/11/14
?
Fluffy orchestra pit
  10/11/14
...
electric
  10/11/14
180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ...
Mischievous yapping new version
  10/11/14
i think it is :(
Insane sadistic corn cake wrinkle
  10/11/14
If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ...
Mischievous yapping new version
  10/11/14
good self deprecation
Glassy Duck-like Becky Queen Of The Night
  10/11/14
...
electric
  10/11/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU
Aphrodisiac Copper
  10/11/14
lol
Bistre Racy Chapel Telephone
  10/12/14
180, this is a goat thread
Concupiscible crimson crotch
  10/12/14
180
pearl sneaky criminal
  10/12/14
update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie...
razzle-dazzle mauve set
  10/11/14
120
beta dopamine forum
  10/11/14
Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ...
Pungent Corner Pisswyrm
  10/11/14
Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li...
Concupiscible crimson crotch
  10/11/14
...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/11/14
what song is playing?
Concupiscible crimson crotch
  10/11/14
Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u
Judgmental university
  10/11/14
dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick...
azure coffee pot
  10/12/14
...
thriller pea-brained potus
  10/12/14
being too drunk is going to ruin this
Fighting Principal's Office
  10/12/14
u need to fuck ur sister u owe us
Soggy Buck-toothed Psychic Toilet Seat
  10/12/14
...
rusted stirring national
  12/06/14
...
thriller pea-brained potus
  10/12/14
shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her...
bright private investor
  10/12/14
Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht...
angry blue rigor
  10/12/14
...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/12/14
Holy shit holy shit
razzle-dazzle mauve set
  10/12/14
Well!?
Slap-happy nibblets
  10/12/14
...
thriller pea-brained potus
  10/12/14
plz respond
Soggy Buck-toothed Psychic Toilet Seat
  10/12/14
I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the...
navy partner home
  10/12/14
just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.
brilliant hairy legs abode
  10/12/14
Well?
sticky metal cruise ship elastic band
  10/12/14
It is the clutch situation of the season. ...
appetizing slimy jewess
  10/12/14
what's it gonna be boy
Fluffy orchestra pit
  10/12/14
180000000
arousing hospital mad-dog skullcap
  10/12/14
??
motley keepsake machete
  10/12/14
??? ! ???
nudist deep piazza
  10/12/14
Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/12/14
more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th...
  10/12/14
Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as...
cerise office
  10/12/14
...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/12/14
K, ty.
cerise office
  10/12/14
Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/12/14
Double post, sorry.
cerise office
  10/12/14
My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe...
razzle-dazzle mauve set
  10/12/14
...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/12/14
...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/12/14
...this is getting dark
yellow turdskin pit
  10/12/14
right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given...
Fluffy orchestra pit
  10/12/14
As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/12/14
...
Pungent Corner Pisswyrm
  10/12/14
...
citrine water buffalo
  10/12/14
She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d...
comical box office degenerate
  10/12/14
please proceed. tyia
Chartreuse hall gaming laptop
  10/12/14
Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ...
Fighting Principal's Office
  10/12/14
yeah, and after everyone warned him!!
Violet indirect expression
  10/12/14
she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180
Insane sadistic corn cake wrinkle
  10/12/14
please continue
Apoplectic volcanic crater whorehouse
  10/12/14
"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think...
Soggy Buck-toothed Psychic Toilet Seat
  10/12/14
"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th...
comical box office degenerate
  10/12/14
I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro
Vengeful Chad
  10/12/14
(Lannister Fan)
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/12/14
...
Provocative Vermilion Spot
  10/12/14
go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg...
Shimmering vibrant point ratface
  10/12/14
...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/12/14
link for research poirposes?
Provocative Vermilion Spot
  10/12/14
UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'...
Abusive ladyboy really tough guy
  10/12/14
(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ...
razzle-dazzle mauve set
  10/12/14
(guy taking his flame way too seriously)
Abusive ladyboy really tough guy
  10/12/14
sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma...
razzle-dazzle mauve set
  10/12/14
WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!
Slippery Talking Stead
  10/12/14
I don't know what to think anymore
Vengeful Chad
  10/12/14
ty
Hairraiser Gold School Cafeteria Incel
  10/12/14
Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th...
Vengeful Chad
  10/12/14
To get the deets on the Columbus day thing
Abusive ladyboy really tough guy
  10/12/14
And scene.
Concupiscible crimson crotch
  10/12/14
nigger
Hairraiser Gold School Cafeteria Incel
  10/12/14
Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.
Concupiscible crimson crotch
  10/12/14
This post is NON-CANNON
Concupiscible crimson crotch
  10/12/14
It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened
Abusive ladyboy really tough guy
  10/12/14
...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/12/14
...
cracking cowardly rigpig
  10/12/14
...
Concupiscible crimson crotch
  10/12/14
Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/12/14
...
Sepia stage
  10/12/14
real update, plz?
Violet indirect expression
  10/12/14
Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ...
olive voyeur
  10/12/14
...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/12/14
Post 600!
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/12/14
you guys realize this is all flame, right?
idiotic impressive
  10/12/14
they wall want to fuck their sisters tho
Unholy mildly autistic regret
  10/12/14
You don't?
very tactful sinister institution personal credit line
  10/12/14
...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/12/14
FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung...
razzle-dazzle mauve set
  10/12/14
...
comical box office degenerate
  10/12/14
wtf
Provocative Vermilion Spot
  10/12/14
youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu...
twisted digit ratio
  10/12/14
need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ...
Provocative Vermilion Spot
  10/12/14
that stupid shit screamed tbf to me
twisted digit ratio
  10/12/14
...
azure coffee pot
  10/12/14
cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica...
internet-worthy antidepressant drug stag film
  10/12/14
also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so...
twisted digit ratio
  10/12/14
Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like...
infuriating sickened
  10/12/14
sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ...
twisted digit ratio
  10/12/14
def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere
internet-worthy antidepressant drug stag film
  10/12/14
this ending isn't very satisfying
Shimmering vibrant point ratface
  10/12/14
cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o...
Kink-friendly church doctorate
  10/12/14
it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and...
Fragrant Green Garrison
  10/12/14
...
pontificating disrespectful church building
  10/12/14
gross man thats ur sister
magenta station scourge upon the earth
  10/12/14
did u fuck or not
Hairraiser Gold School Cafeteria Incel
  10/12/14
...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/12/14
180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we...
Provocative Vermilion Spot
  10/12/14
...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/12/14
120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa...
bronze preventive strike
  10/12/14
OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to...
lime hominid
  10/12/14
The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th...
trip free-loading idiot
  10/12/14
Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti...
Vengeful Chad
  10/12/14
...
Soul-stirring
  11/21/15
...
gabagool brazhole
  10/06/25
I like it. Good luck brother.
Concupiscible crimson crotch
  10/12/14
You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl...
ultramarine massive cuckold
  10/12/14
This is a great guess.
nudist deep piazza
  10/13/14
180, ty.
cerise office
  10/12/14
brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for...
Erotic
  10/12/14
180
lavender
  10/08/16
This conclusion has aged surprisingly well
indecent laser beams shitlib
  10/31/16
...
Soul-stirring
  10/09/18
Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m...
self-centered round eye
  10/11/21
i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a...
Clear chest-beating
  10/12/14
"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world...
Harsh Ape Resort
  10/12/14
Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or...
infuriating sickened
  10/12/14
love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t...
Fragrant Green Garrison
  10/12/14
titc analysis
Bonkers public bath
  10/18/14
...
Soul-stirring
  10/09/18
well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ...
sticky metal cruise ship elastic band
  10/12/14
A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de...
yellow turdskin pit
  10/13/14
OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns...
Carnelian police squad space
  10/13/14
Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ...
flirting floppy sex offender
  10/13/14
?
Carnelian police squad space
  10/13/14
...
avocado fiercely-loyal range
  10/27/14
...
Vengeful Chad
  12/06/14
The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho...
Judgmental university
  12/06/14
no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T...
Sick Thirsty Jap Azn
  12/06/14
...
Provocative Vermilion Spot
  04/07/15
...
Harsh Ape Resort
  04/11/15
http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz...
burgundy zombie-like genital piercing
  04/22/15
...
motley keepsake machete
  05/17/15
...
Transparent Fortuitous Meteor Toaster
  06/04/15
Not flame.
Judgmental university
  08/18/15
update?
pistol
  10/06/15
...
honey-headed depressive
  10/11/15
How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?
Vengeful Chad
  10/11/15
...
Glassy Duck-like Becky Queen Of The Night
  10/12/15
Columbus day bump.
house-broken territorial karate
  10/12/15
bump
Fluffy orchestra pit
  11/21/15
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
Cream cuck
  11/25/15
...
Provocative Vermilion Spot
  12/24/15
Much better sistr thrras
Provocative Vermilion Spot
  12/27/15
...
Transparent Fortuitous Meteor Toaster
  03/10/16
the beginning of the degenerate era
naked mahogany half-breed
  03/10/16
...
Multi-colored translucent kitty cat
  03/28/16
...
Boyish address macaca
  06/27/16
PotY 2014
tan
  06/27/16
...
Carnelian police squad space
  08/21/16
...
nighttime flickering
  08/22/16
god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening...
Provocative Vermilion Spot
  08/22/16
...
red kitty
  09/13/16
fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck
Insecure Juggernaut
  09/13/16
I;ve been here too long.
rough-skinned filthpig
  09/13/16
this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa...
Insecure Juggernaut
  09/13/16
reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit...
red kitty
  09/13/16
...
High-end Amber Ticket Booth International Law Enforcement Agency
  09/13/16
so who was the author, TBF?
red kitty
  09/13/16
Game of ""
cordovan
  09/13/16
i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?
red kitty
  09/13/16
...
wild
  09/13/16
the author is definitely tbtp
nighttime flickering
  09/13/16
...
honey-headed depressive
  10/08/16
The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve...
Peach field faggotry
  10/08/16
did they have a midget sibling, too?
Fragrant Green Garrison
  10/31/16
:-)
party of the first part yarmulke
  10/08/16
still GOAT POTUS thread
Provocative Vermilion Spot
  10/31/16
The POTUS of XODUS
party of the first part yarmulke
  10/31/16
you never know what could happen on that golden day that the...
black blathering
  10/31/16
...
Soul-stirring
  10/09/18
...
pontificating disrespectful church building
  11/21/16
...
Provocative Vermilion Spot
  01/10/17
...
bearded
  02/04/17
...
pontificating disrespectful church building
  02/04/17
...
party of the first part yarmulke
  02/04/17
Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen
Aqua goal in life liquid oxygen
  02/04/17
...
party of the first part yarmulke
  02/04/17
...
party of the first part yarmulke
  02/04/17
...
black blathering
  02/05/17
...
party of the first part yarmulke
  02/08/17
...
amethyst haunted graveyard
  06/28/17
...
Persian
  08/24/17
San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In...
Chestnut useless brakes
  09/01/17
how has this not been bumped yet today
Drab Pervert
  10/09/17
I can never remember the title keywords ty
Aqua goal in life liquid oxygen
  10/09/17
Columbus Day BUMP
Bat-shit-crazy fishy native
  10/09/17
There should be a Christmas episode of this story.
purple windowlicker
  12/18/17
...
maroon black woman
  01/06/18
Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much
maniacal factory reset button
  01/06/18
...
wild
  02/06/18
...
orange organic girlfriend halford
  06/12/18
pre-columbus day bump
black blathering
  10/06/18
4 year bump
Chestnut useless brakes
  10/09/18
Happy Columbus Day!
Walnut quadroon
  10/09/18
...
sable reading party
  10/17/18
...
sooty gay wizard
  05/19/19
...
Godawful fat ankles french chef
  05/19/19
...
infuriating sickened
  10/14/19
...
Provocative Vermilion Spot
  05/05/20
...
Bearded trump supporter
  06/28/20
...
costumed scarlet boltzmann
  06/29/20
...
infuriating sickened
  07/10/20
...
ungodly henna brunch
  10/10/20
Happy early Columbus Day to you too
violent emerald twinkling uncleanness
  10/10/20
where are we on this?
Drunken
  10/10/20
TITCR
bbw
  02/17/21
...
Walnut quadroon
  10/08/21
...
khaki bossy boistinker
  02/17/21
...
infuriating sickened
  10/11/21
So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu...
aromatic dark stain
  10/11/21
The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi...
Charcoal
  10/11/21
Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum...
Charcoal
  10/11/21
...
Walnut quadroon
  10/07/22
...
Disgusting stubborn mad cow disease
  12/02/21
...
dun wagecucks athletic conference
  10/07/22
fuck we missed Columbus Day
nofapping
  10/07/22
Man this makes me feel old
Insecure Juggernaut
  10/07/22
Happy Columbus Day!
weed whacker
  10/10/22
...
Disgusting stubborn mad cow disease
  10/10/22
One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ...
Disgusting stubborn mad cow disease
  11/23/22
...
Curious Slate Skinny Woman
  05/06/23
...
jet love of her life death wish
  05/06/23
Time flies
Outnumbered offensive coldplay fan selfie
  05/06/23
This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's...
house-broken territorial karate
  05/06/23
...
dun wagecucks athletic conference
  10/09/23
best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ...
nofapping
  10/09/23
...
goy orbison
  10/06/25
My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis...
Canary Tank
  10/09/23
...
black blathering
  10/10/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI
Zippy Immigrant
  10/20/23
...
black blathering
  10/20/23
...
party of the first part yarmulke
  10/20/23
DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME
Low-t legal warrant
  10/20/23
...
Disgusting stubborn mad cow disease
  10/20/23
...
Walnut quadroon
  10/20/23
...
Gay foreskin famous landscape painting
  10/13/24
I was thinking about this thread earlier today
dull
  10/13/24
I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/
razzle-dazzle mauve set
  10/13/24
good work, i remember this thread
Curious Slate Skinny Woman
  10/13/24
Almost that time of year again ⛵️
gabagool brazhole
  10/06/25


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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mauve set

before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too"

Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26485946)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26485970)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: cerise office



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: crawly saffron business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26485983)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: ivory stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26485985)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: French hairless lodge clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26485989)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Bateful deer antler headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Salmon Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486010)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mauve set

its cliche to say "not flame" but its not.

I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs.

Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid.

But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message.

conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro

xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486020)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486040)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: crawly saffron business firm

HOW much younger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486042)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mauve set

11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486075)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486140)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mauve set

Im 28 bro.

When I left home she was in the 2nd grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Alcoholic main people rehab

Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone sapphire mediation goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486154)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Bateful deer antler headpube

send her a dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486043)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone sapphire mediation goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Bistre Racy Chapel Telephone

she's flaming u back u autistic wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486452)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488686)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: Peach field faggotry

fuck her, and society, right in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31586932)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Alcoholic main people rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Provocative Vermilion Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486352)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: mint boiling water tattoo



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: High-end Amber Ticket Booth International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487209)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: motley keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487269)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Judgmental university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487676)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: odious sanctuary brethren



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: Concupiscible crimson crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491512)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Hyperventilating mother nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491577)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: Bonkers public bath

laughing so hard at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26544107)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Hairraiser Gold School Cafeteria Incel

what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31586902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: goy orbison

https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#49330090)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: contagious therapy senate



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: High-end Amber Ticket Booth International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597183)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Shimmering vibrant point ratface

Depends. How attractive is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26485987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: Razzmatazz house

not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread.

Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498484)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: Kink-friendly church doctorate

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Razzmatazz house

imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498511)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: heady tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26596047)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: bespoke roommate knife

bump for columbus day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28910132)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: pontificating disrespectful church building

At Christmas

http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#29451893)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: exciting crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32548874)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Ruby multi-billionaire

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26485991)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: beta dopamine forum

Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486011)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486029)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: crawly saffron business firm

brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486045)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: High-end Amber Ticket Booth International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487216)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: nudist deep piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26490057)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Pungent Corner Pisswyrm

He speaks for all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486218)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: Supple giraffe plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Alcoholic main people rehab

Sounds like Festivus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486074)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Silver cerebral locus messiness

Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition

not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: trip free-loading idiot

Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"?

EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486168)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mauve set

yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486174)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486184)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Rebellious affirmative action meetinghouse

lolol.

Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486177)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: Bistre Racy Chapel Telephone

cr

try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486465)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Glittery out-of-control shrine sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487207)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Mentally Impaired Circlehead

could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486217)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: very tactful sinister institution personal credit line

Shrewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486267)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486292)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: Rebellious affirmative action meetinghouse

Twist: She already sent him the lick message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486312)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: Bistre Racy Chapel Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486470)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: laughsome gaping pocket flask

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486222)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: sable reading party

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Provocative Vermilion Spot

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486350)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: mint boiling water tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: Provocative Vermilion Spot

what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486374)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Provocative Vermilion Spot

how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486648)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486859)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: crawly saffron business firm

"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486868)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486882)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Mentally Impaired Circlehead

seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486513)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: Provocative Vermilion Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486657)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: cerise office

How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM
Author: Bistre Racy Chapel Telephone

second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486480)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: Kink-friendly church doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486572)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: umber temple community account

No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486829)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: Rose step-uncle's house

wildly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489396)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Milky Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26870990)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: ungodly henna brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#41084605)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: Sick Thirsty Jap Azn

You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486670)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: Hairraiser Gold School Cafeteria Incel

describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486699)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: Hairraiser Gold School Cafeteria Incel

i have no recollection of posting in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31586916)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Federal Hell Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31768001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Kink-friendly church doctorate

OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486811)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: navy partner home

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489124)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Kink-friendly church doctorate

it's a serious issue bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: Abnormal Base

(xo 2014)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486824)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Fragrant Green Garrison

or 2013

or 2012

...

or 2004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486869)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Charismatic roast beef friendly grandma

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500280)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: talented ebony marketing idea

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486887)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: Diverse hyperactive lettuce

if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487106)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Kink-friendly church doctorate

cr. swiping overrides biology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487109)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Provocative Vermilion Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487131)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: nudist deep piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Supple giraffe plaza

Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487115)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487130)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: Supple giraffe plaza

Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder.

Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her.

Now, what don't you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487266)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Diverse hyperactive lettuce

1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487243)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487272)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487283)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Mentally Impaired Circlehead

honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487705)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM
Author: Judgmental university

And 10/10 xo women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26492431)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range

Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now...

...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487120)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Judgmental university

Titcr Occam's razor bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487127)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range

It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487139)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: yellow turdskin pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: ivory stage

you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487137)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: ivory stage

exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487167)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487204)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: High-end Amber Ticket Booth International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487226)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: ivory stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487257)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Claret indian lodge cumskin

message back "well, at least one of us is hard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487147)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mauve set

UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city.

At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not".

This is getting awkward as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487321)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: cerise office

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487332)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Kink-friendly church doctorate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487334)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: motley keepsake machete

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: Provocative Vermilion Spot

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487379)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487397)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Slap-happy nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487709)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: submissive electric furnace

This is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487762)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Diverse hyperactive lettuce

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487767)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: Bistre Racy Chapel Telephone

well. fucking. played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488450)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Fighting Principal's Office

very well executed, flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488987)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: nudist deep piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489326)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: Big-titted codepig

180 this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495347)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: mint boiling water tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Crystalline Hateful Den

The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487322)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Pink Cocky Parlor Gunner

yeah, this flame fucking sucks.

diaf OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Judgmental university

Stfu we need this, badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487419)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: lascivious location

(no fun guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487680)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: Multi-colored translucent kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36187371)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: spruce hot theatre masturbator

(Guy who needs to STFU)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489501)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Provocative Vermilion Spot

Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mauve set

UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about.

http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488015)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: Fluffy orchestra pit

LOL

homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488378)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: spruce hot theatre masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489504)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: High-end Amber Ticket Booth International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Bistre Racy Chapel Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488455)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: swollen kitchen

oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488091)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Curious Slate Skinny Woman

brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: Hairraiser Gold School Cafeteria Incel

u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: submissive electric furnace

I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488157)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: spruce hot theatre masturbator

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489507)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: submissive electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488151)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Provocative Vermilion Spot

why is she nervous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488159)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: cerise office

Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488269)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: mint boiling water tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496366)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: ivory stage

EDM sluts too YNY..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: twisted digit ratio

this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488741)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: Fragrant Green Garrison

get your phone charged, idiot

you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26492507)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: aromatic dark stain

Looks like a double date to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43254482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mauve set

The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488201)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: cerise office

Easy neg, just say she's your sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Pungent Corner Pisswyrm

Post a pic of sis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488282)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: Provocative Vermilion Spot

fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489387)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: swollen kitchen

nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: Provocative Vermilion Spot

yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489665)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range

MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange.

She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth.

Easily the most rational explanation.

What exactly are you driving at, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: submissive electric furnace

I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Concupiscible crimson crotch

"MUCH more likely"

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499062)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: swollen kitchen

well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489861)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Concupiscible crimson crotch

nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499058)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: spectacular flushed puppy theater

box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: Violet indirect expression

underrated suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497893)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: magenta station scourge upon the earth

selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488370)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Brindle wonderful blood rage

This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488383)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range

There is some next level shit happening here.

In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488392)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: ivory stage

ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488399)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: Fluffy orchestra pit

DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488412)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: ivory stage

i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Mentally Impaired Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488475)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: spruce hot theatre masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489555)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: Judgmental university

I've literally never been more excited in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488502)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Soggy Buck-toothed Psychic Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: Carnelian police squad space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502997)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: Insane sadistic corn cake wrinkle

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488541)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Kink-friendly church doctorate

I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488557)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Soggy Buck-toothed Psychic Toilet Seat

life is hard as shit they should fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488570)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: cerise office

I really like this as just a general motto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488580)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: nudist deep piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495578)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Kink-friendly church doctorate

You need to fuck her right in the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488701)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: submissive electric furnace

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489838)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range

Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping.

I make no apologies, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488712)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: yellow turdskin pit

homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: twinkling property ceo

can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488747)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488761)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: magenta station scourge upon the earth

there's prime real estate for sale further up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488837)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mauve set

UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me

Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488806)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Kink-friendly church doctorate

backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488817)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mauve set

fuckk me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488825)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Kink-friendly church doctorate

you have to fuck her now, it's done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488831)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: Hairraiser Gold School Cafeteria Incel

i know u IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: ivory stage

god's work, friend

OP- dem titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488988)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489114)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: Shimmering vibrant point ratface

unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: spruce hot theatre masturbator

*unzips pants*

RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489565)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: mind-boggling coral area

WTF NOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491508)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: Abnormal Base

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: yellow turdskin pit

fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497524)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: cerise office

Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489289)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Fighting Principal's Office

multiple lols from reading this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489033)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Hairraiser Gold School Cafeteria Incel

discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489069)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Hairraiser Gold School Cafeteria Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26490008)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Diverse hyperactive lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489185)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Kink-friendly church doctorate

i could see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489211)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: topaz bisexual old irish cottage sweet tailpipe

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489544)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Provocative Vermilion Spot

BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489295)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: nudist deep piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489569)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: magical marvelous gas station

*ZOZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#30804700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: ultramarine massive cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489820)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: ivory stage

OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: up-to-no-good pale fanboi dilemma

The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489991)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: sienna sandwich faggot firefighter

gunna need to see that pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26490004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM
Author: motley keepsake machete

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491121)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle mauve set

UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad

I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491617)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: motley keepsake machete

listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491646)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: Kink-friendly church doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491657)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Insane sadistic corn cake wrinkle

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: Abnormal Base

post the pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491664)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: submissive electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494388)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range

Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness.

Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies

You've come this far... See where it goes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491732)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: ivory stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26492491)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Judgmental university

Do it for yourself, do it for each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26492767)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Pungent Corner Pisswyrm

Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26492831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range

TY, brother. That was deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26493192)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: Pungent Corner Pisswyrm

Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26493438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494371)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: White irradiated school hissy fit

180 thread have a great weekend bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26493421)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mauve set

UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell.

When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?"

I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?"

"Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie.

I sort of shrugged and died inside.

So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494278)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Fragrant Green Garrison

your mom knows

and she is very proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494284)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Rebellious affirmative action meetinghouse

This bro.

Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie.

*dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl.

Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Maize dashing background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Titillating brass center cuckoldry

so rong, so rite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Kink-friendly church doctorate

give in to nature, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494318)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: submissive electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494397)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Histrionic Feces

take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494432)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Kink-friendly church doctorate

work out first, then skip the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494435)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: submissive electric furnace

Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494507)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494587)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: Startled lay

What's for dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494485)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: Pungent Corner Pisswyrm

Jack off in the shampoo bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494861)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: Sick Thirsty Jap Azn

Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Alcoholic idea he suggested internal respiration

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495335)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: sticky metal cruise ship elastic band

Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495337)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: nudist deep piazza

This can be their Columbus Day thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495592)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Shimmering vibrant point ratface

she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495341)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Sick Thirsty Jap Azn

she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it

she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions

honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495430)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: nudist deep piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495589)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Provocative Vermilion Spot

why would u go to jail bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495433)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Excitant light site

even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495456)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: cerise office

She can't handle how much she wants the dick.

No, though, this is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495448)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Provocative Vermilion Spot

wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495512)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496843)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: Provocative Vermilion Spot

This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495568)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: nudist deep piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Titillating brass center cuckoldry

it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle mauve set

UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages

http://imgur.com/4NSihYS

Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496289)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Sepia stage

*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496310)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: fuchsia exhilarant jew

Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497849)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle mauve set

And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant.

Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do

http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB

http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc

http://imgur.com/JssgoKC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: Shimmering vibrant point ratface

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496318)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy fishy native

wtfffff, this cannot be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496320)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: thriller pea-brained potus

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496328)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: ultramarine massive cuckold

Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496345)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Kink-friendly church doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496352)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: thriller pea-brained potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496359)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: brilliant hairy legs abode

this isn't box but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: nudist deep piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500279)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Bonkers public bath

honored but this isn't my work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26544177)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: Godawful fat ankles french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#44262399)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: flesh vigorous menage son of senegal

I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496368)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: geriatric adventurous alpha

oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496834)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: High-end Amber Ticket Booth International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597571)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Slippery Talking Stead

agreed, best thread of 2014 already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496380)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: thriller pea-brained potus

Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496387)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Shimmering vibrant point ratface

Creampie pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Slippery Talking Stead

Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496389)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: Hairraiser Gold School Cafeteria Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496396)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Bistre Racy Chapel Telephone

ROFL

mr wubbly u fuckin slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496403)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Pungent Corner Pisswyrm

Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496405)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498779)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: umber temple community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#29224039)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range

ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496820)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Maize dashing background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498388)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: nudist deep piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500288)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: Bistre Racy Chapel Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500336)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: High-end Amber Ticket Booth International Law Enforcement Agency

*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597573)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Silver cerebral locus messiness

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497644)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: orange organic girlfriend halford

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498221)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: submissive electric furnace

Holy shit, can't stop LOLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498308)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: cerise office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498537)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Mentally Impaired Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498899)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: nudist deep piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500285)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: High-end Amber Ticket Booth International Law Enforcement Agency

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597570)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: internet-worthy antidepressant drug stag film

OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2

So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt.

But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496417)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: flesh vigorous menage son of senegal

Not the point you turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496425)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: thriller pea-brained potus

FUCKING DOOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496428)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: Bistre Racy Chapel Telephone

nice work, ape detective

doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496433)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range

Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496829)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: geriatric adventurous alpha

did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money.

now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously?

don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496456)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: brilliant hairy legs abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496469)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: wine theater stage dysfunction

180.

And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496578)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: laughsome gaping pocket flask

long overdue 180 to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#30156643)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496823)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: Provocative Vermilion Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496986)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author: rusted stirring national

fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch

imgur that shit now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: razzle double fault candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: Provocative Vermilion Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author: aquamarine generalized bond

plz poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497016)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: razzle double fault candlestick maker

must need fap soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497019)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: yellow turdskin pit

co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497528)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range

Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted.

This is his sister, after all.

Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497569)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: trip free-loading idiot

short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497579)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: Violet indirect expression

somebody pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: submissive electric furnace

For the love of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498321)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498565)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: Bistre Racy Chapel Telephone

lol

the loving detail that went into this description, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499449)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: Violet indirect expression

you're a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499554)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle mauve set

I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff.

But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically.

And no Im not Box.

I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine.

What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it.

My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497431)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: Pungent Corner Pisswyrm

good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497438)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author: arousing hospital mad-dog skullcap

180 this thread is delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM
Author: obsidian autistic market dog poop

I BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497503)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: Hairraiser Gold School Cafeteria Incel

describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497516)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: yellow turdskin pit

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497530)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: Judgmental university

1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497534)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: submissive electric furnace

THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498331)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Maize dashing background story

FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498430)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498913)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: Bistre Racy Chapel Telephone

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499453)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: trip free-loading idiot

OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range

(NOT a Lannister fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497553)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497700)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: Judgmental university

poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497582)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: Chartreuse hall gaming laptop

please delete. Let him write the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497622)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: cracking cowardly rigpig

lol at people ITT believing the OP

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497593)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497728)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: cracking cowardly rigpig

never claimed to be a flame scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497740)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: crawly saffron business firm

uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497597)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: primrose trailer park

this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497652)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: Judgmental university

(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497663)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Insane sadistic corn cake wrinkle

(evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497667)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: Shimmering vibrant point ratface

you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: primrose trailer park

it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497713)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: stimulating fear-inspiring locale

http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497668)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: Chartreuse hall gaming laptop

keeping it real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: yellow turdskin pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: Poppy Library

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497706)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: impertinent pozpig

Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498325)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Milky Stock Car

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: Concupiscible crimson crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499065)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Bistre Racy Chapel Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: nudist deep piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500290)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: High-end Amber Ticket Booth International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: Violet indirect expression

i can't see how this could end badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497721)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497726)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: Soggy Buck-toothed Psychic Toilet Seat

it's fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497737)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: Violet indirect expression

it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497757)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: Shimmering vibrant point ratface

" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts"

you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level.

stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497797)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: Violet indirect expression

this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different.

i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497811)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Shimmering vibrant point ratface

what makes you an expert on consensual incest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497837)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: Violet indirect expression

i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497845)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Soggy Buck-toothed Psychic Toilet Seat

i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497858)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: Doobsian Mexican Hunting Ground

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: Violet indirect expression

if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497915)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Flatulent casino

Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498248)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: Soggy Buck-toothed Psychic Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498525)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Provocative Vermilion Spot

(Really gullible person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497839)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: trip free-loading idiot

On the other hand....YOLO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497848)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Soggy Buck-toothed Psychic Toilet Seat

counterpoint: they should do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497854)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Violet indirect expression

fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497860)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: submissive electric furnace

We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Judgmental university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498967)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: Insane sadistic corn cake wrinkle

there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497745)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497936)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: Hairraiser Gold School Cafeteria Incel

i agree.

one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her.

the baby?

ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498296)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: Chocolate self-absorbed mood state

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498311)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: swollen kitchen

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499834)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: Apoplectic volcanic crater whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503001)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: High-end Amber Ticket Booth International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597595)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: twisted digit ratio

itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498397)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range

So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498496)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: submissive electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: twisted digit ratio

hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498716)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498807)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: twisted digit ratio

been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499051)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: High-end Amber Ticket Booth International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597598)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: demanding people who are hurt

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: ultramarine massive cuckold

If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498514)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: flirting floppy sex offender

Can I please have my dildo back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author: Vivacious dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498578)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: arousing hospital mad-dog skullcap

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498661)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: crawly saffron business firm

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Bistre Racy Chapel Telephone

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499459)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Concupiscible crimson crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM
Author: Aggressive jade bawdyhouse legend

This is how I envision this thread going down:

http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Harsh Ape Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Bistre Racy Chapel Telephone

that was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: pontificating disrespectful church building

This link is incredibly accurate.

Sister in vid is hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502266)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mauve set

UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow.

My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!"

She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch.

"Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me.

I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc.

She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit.

And she ran off upstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498881)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: trip free-loading idiot

Nicely slow-played, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498888)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Kink-friendly church doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498900)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498934)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: arousing hospital mad-dog skullcap

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498939)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: trip free-loading idiot

OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit?

Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498993)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499009)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: trip free-loading idiot

I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499025)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range

I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499041)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: spectacular flushed puppy theater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499133)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Swashbuckling parlour trust fund

Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?"

Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498943)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range

Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking.

Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue.

Me: ironclad logic

You: not understanding teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498954)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Judgmental university

u sir are the stockton to OP's malone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498964)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: Pungent Corner Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498972)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range

I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499028)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Provocative Vermilion Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499030)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: High-end Amber Ticket Booth International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597618)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Provocative Vermilion Spot

This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range

This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499002)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Provocative Vermilion Spot

Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499021)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range

Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499033)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: High-end Amber Ticket Booth International Law Enforcement Agency

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: spectacular flushed puppy theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Pungent Corner Pisswyrm

Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498944)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: comical box office degenerate

"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet.

"Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging.

"Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty.

"Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced.

"Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time."

"Yeah."

The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499013)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Pungent Corner Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499040)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range

Brother, it was like you were actually there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499061)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: Swashbuckling parlour trust fund

gotta be this commercial, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499103)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: comical box office degenerate

Yessir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Hairraiser Gold School Cafeteria Incel

Sister: You're my present this year

Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up

Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had*

Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world

Sister: Best Christmas EVER.

**background music begins**

"The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499158)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: brilliant hairy legs abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500183)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: nudist deep piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500296)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM
Author: Big lemon prole

Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502147)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: High-end Amber Ticket Booth International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597630)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: Apoplectic volcanic crater whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503083)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: High-end Amber Ticket Booth International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597624)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Provocative Vermilion Spot

Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499038)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499047)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy fishy native

lol incestmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499073)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: Concupiscible crimson crotch

Greatest flame thread in XO history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499082)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499094)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Provocative Vermilion Spot

Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499121)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499150)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Provocative Vermilion Spot

Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499114)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: Swashbuckling parlour trust fund

TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499146)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM
Author: Provocative Vermilion Spot

Doesn't change what I said

This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499170)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: Bistre Racy Chapel Telephone

the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499473)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: High-end Amber Ticket Booth International Law Enforcement Agency

JFC, that was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: crawly saffron business firm

op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499153)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: lake heaven place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author: 180 gaped

How has no one reposted the pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: lake heaven place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499404)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: Provocative Vermilion Spot

Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499411)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: Kink-friendly church doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499415)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Provocative Vermilion Spot

Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499423)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Slap-happy nibblets

God fucking dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: flesh vigorous menage son of senegal

What the fuck - it's doobs!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499422)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy fishy native

anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499445)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mauve set

UPDATE:

Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors.

My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier.

If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499458)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Bistre Racy Chapel Telephone

cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499480)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: spectacular flushed puppy theater

lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Judgmental university

Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked).

We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499497)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Curious Slate Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499515)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author: Balding philosopher-king mental disorder

Get help Doobs/Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499894)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author: rusted stirring national

more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499911)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: rusted stirring national

motherfucker give us the goddamn pic

I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499897)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mauve set

UPDATE:

maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone

http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP

http://imgur.com/v85MYKO

Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500210)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Underhanded associate

in on epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500256)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Abnormal Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500258)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: nudist deep piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500271)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Pungent Corner Pisswyrm

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500272)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Glassy Duck-like Becky Queen Of The Night

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500274)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Cobalt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500282)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Bistre Racy Chapel Telephone

delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500286)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: trip free-loading idiot

seriously. the man has a family, after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500313)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Pungent Corner Pisswyrm

BAW GAWD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: nudist deep piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500420)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range

Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500609)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: cerise office

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500304)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM
Author: Glassy Duck-like Becky Queen Of The Night

there's to be a fuck going on alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500340)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: infuriating sickened

WHAT IN THE 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500367)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author: Passionate striped hyena

GOOD LUCK, BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500369)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: Sick Thirsty Jap Azn

what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500432)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Underhanded associate

Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500638)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author: citrine water buffalo

By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500443)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: Sepia stage

fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500477)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: twisted digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500548)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range

Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500598)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: Carnelian police squad space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503043)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: sticky metal cruise ship elastic band

thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: lime hominid

i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500606)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: Concupiscible crimson crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500691)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Charismatic roast beef friendly grandma

ungh so hard now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500287)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: Unholy mildly autistic regret

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500475)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: Galvanic Learning Disabled National Security Agency

Xo 2014: this is believable

Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500535)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: Sepia stage

bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500542)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM
Author: Galvanic Learning Disabled National Security Agency

Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: flirting floppy sex offender

Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500590)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Bistre Racy Chapel Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500601)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Bistre Racy Chapel Telephone

iwanttobelieve.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500637)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: Sick Thirsty Jap Azn

http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500655)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author: Swashbuckling parlour trust fund

Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker?

This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500653)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: Alcoholic idea he suggested internal respiration

was the Lucio moniker doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500659)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Swashbuckling parlour trust fund

That's what I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: Sepia stage

what lucio moniker? wat poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500874)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: infuriating sickened

I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500694)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Swashbuckling parlour trust fund

Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500720)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Bistre Racy Chapel Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500722)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: spectacular flushed puppy theater

The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros:

"If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author: infuriating sickened

Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500847)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Provocative Vermilion Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501437)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: flirting floppy sex offender

Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500896)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range

Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy

We salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: Bistre Racy Chapel Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500922)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author: bronze preventive strike

You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501023)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Soul-stirring

CRIMINALLY underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#29224020)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: comical box office degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500914)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: yellow turdskin pit

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502766)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500917)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: jet-lagged patrolman dragon

To be fair,

Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501046)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: flesh vigorous menage son of senegal

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501100)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: Fluffy orchestra pit

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501127)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: electric



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501247)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author: Mischievous yapping new version

180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501111)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Insane sadistic corn cake wrinkle

i think it is :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501118)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Mischievous yapping new version

If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Glassy Duck-like Becky Queen Of The Night

good self deprecation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501122)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: electric



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501244)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Copper

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501459)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Bistre Racy Chapel Telephone

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501784)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: Concupiscible crimson crotch

180, this is a goat thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501804)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: pearl sneaky criminal

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503168)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mauve set

update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501346)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: beta dopamine forum

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501357)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Pungent Corner Pisswyrm

Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501398)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Concupiscible crimson crotch

Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501409)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501390)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Concupiscible crimson crotch

what song is playing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501406)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Judgmental university

Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: azure coffee pot

dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501751)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: thriller pea-brained potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501825)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Fighting Principal's Office

being too drunk is going to ruin this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501781)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: Soggy Buck-toothed Psychic Toilet Seat

u need to fuck ur sister u owe us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501808)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: rusted stirring national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26871037)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: thriller pea-brained potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502005)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author: bright private investor

shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502007)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author: angry blue rigor

Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502013)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502136)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle mauve set

Holy shit holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502038)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM
Author: Slap-happy nibblets

Well!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502044)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: thriller pea-brained potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502073)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: Soggy Buck-toothed Psychic Toilet Seat

plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502103)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: navy partner home

I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM
Author: brilliant hairy legs abode

just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: sticky metal cruise ship elastic band

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502278)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author: appetizing slimy jewess

It is the clutch situation of the season.

They say The Jet's lost a step or two,

but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here.

The Jet's got a suicide lead and--

And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it!

- He's stealing home!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502290)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: Fluffy orchestra pit

what's it gonna be boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502482)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: arousing hospital mad-dog skullcap

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502314)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: motley keepsake machete

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502410)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: nudist deep piazza

??? ! ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502560)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range

Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED

Give him some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502780)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: 

more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502818)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: cerise office

Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502860)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502869)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: cerise office

K, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502872)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range

Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502874)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: cerise office

Double post, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502895)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle mauve set

My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember.

I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly.

After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different."

There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel."

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502885)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502889)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502913)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: yellow turdskin pit

...this is getting dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502891)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Fluffy orchestra pit

right?

really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503424)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range

As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Pungent Corner Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502900)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author: citrine water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502973)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: comical box office degenerate

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

HOLY SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502982)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: Chartreuse hall gaming laptop

please proceed. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503006)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: Fighting Principal's Office

Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503048)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: Violet indirect expression

yeah, and after everyone warned him!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503061)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: Insane sadistic corn cake wrinkle

she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503059)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: Apoplectic volcanic crater whorehouse

please continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503097)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Soggy Buck-toothed Psychic Toilet Seat

"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."

pretty sure that's rape bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503240)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author: comical box office degenerate

"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace."

TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503578)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author:  Vengeful Chad

I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503004)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range

(Lannister Fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503024)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: Provocative Vermilion Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503027)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Shimmering vibrant point ratface

go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503206)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503209)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Provocative Vermilion Spot

link for research poirposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503213)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author: Abusive ladyboy really tough guy

UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503105)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mauve set

(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.)

fuck off

if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: Abusive ladyboy really tough guy

(guy taking his flame way too seriously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503123)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mauve set

sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503129)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Slippery Talking Stead

WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503270)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author:  Vengeful Chad

I don't know what to think anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503126)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: Hairraiser Gold School Cafeteria Incel

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503133)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author:  Vengeful Chad

Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503116)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Abusive ladyboy really tough guy

To get the deets on the Columbus day thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503132)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: Concupiscible crimson crotch

And scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503117)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Hairraiser Gold School Cafeteria Incel

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503131)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: Concupiscible crimson crotch

Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503138)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: Concupiscible crimson crotch

This post is NON-CANNON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503141)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Abusive ladyboy really tough guy

It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503148)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503185)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: cracking cowardly rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503203)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Concupiscible crimson crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503266)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range

Shameful display, brother.

Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503160)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: Sepia stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503537)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Violet indirect expression

real update, plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503170)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author:  olive voyeur

Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503323)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503473)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range

Post 600!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503478)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: idiotic impressive

you guys realize this is all flame, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503875)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: Unholy mildly autistic regret

they wall want to fuck their sisters tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503879)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: very tactful sinister institution personal credit line

You don't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504317)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mauve set

FINAL UPDATE:

The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta.

And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car.

She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her.

I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at.

So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight.

I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days.

We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves.

At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me.

The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach.

I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake.

But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him.

So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world."

Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on.

http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author: comical box office degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504162)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Provocative Vermilion Spot

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504166)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: twisted digit ratio

youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504180)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Provocative Vermilion Spot

need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504182)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: twisted digit ratio

that stupid shit screamed tbf to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504184)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: azure coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504265)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: internet-worthy antidepressant drug stag film

cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504204)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: twisted digit ratio

also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style

editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504210)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: infuriating sickened

Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504215)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: twisted digit ratio

sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504218)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: internet-worthy antidepressant drug stag film

def owns dildo

but he's just using pics from elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504216)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: Shimmering vibrant point ratface

this ending isn't very satisfying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504189)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Kink-friendly church doctorate

cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504201)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Fragrant Green Garrison

it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames.

it reminded me of this:

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504269)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: pontificating disrespectful church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504300)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: magenta station scourge upon the earth

gross man thats ur sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504212)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: Hairraiser Gold School Cafeteria Incel

did u fuck or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504256)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504312)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: Provocative Vermilion Spot

180

Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504325)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504336)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: bronze preventive strike

120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504346)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: lime hominid

OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504398)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: trip free-loading idiot

The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504436)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author:  Vengeful Chad

Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due.

A true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504579)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: Soul-stirring



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#29224043)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: gabagool brazhole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#49330102)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: Concupiscible crimson crotch

I like it. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504689)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: ultramarine massive cuckold

You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26505288)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: nudist deep piazza

This is a great guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26512423)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: cerise office

180, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26505357)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author:  Erotic

brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26505500)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM
Author: lavender

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31586951)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: indecent laser beams shitlib

This conclusion has aged surprisingly well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31767945)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: Soul-stirring



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36990661)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author: self-centered round eye

Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43254552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: Clear chest-beating

i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love.

if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net.

the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504444)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: Harsh Ape Resort

"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504594)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author: infuriating sickened

Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504668)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Fragrant Green Garrison

love? he didn't know her

your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504683)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Bonkers public bath

titc analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26544302)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: Soul-stirring



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36990680)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: sticky metal cruise ship elastic band

well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26505321)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: yellow turdskin pit

A+++++

i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26507722)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: Carnelian police squad space

OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26507734)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: flirting floppy sex offender

Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26507746)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: Carnelian police squad space

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26508482)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597580)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author:  Vengeful Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26870960)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Judgmental university

The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26870979)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Sick Thirsty Jap Azn

no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26870989)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: Provocative Vermilion Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#27637414)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author: Harsh Ape Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#27669956)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: burgundy zombie-like genital piercing

http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#27737048)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: motley keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#27910458)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author: Transparent Fortuitous Meteor Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28043046)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Judgmental university

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28575862)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author:  pistol

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28910271)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author:  honey-headed depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28945152)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author:  Vengeful Chad

How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28945193)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: Glassy Duck-like Becky Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28951145)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: house-broken territorial karate

Columbus day bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28952263)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: Fluffy orchestra pit

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#29223927)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author: Cream cuck

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#29251784)



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Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Provocative Vermilion Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#29447209)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Provocative Vermilion Spot

Much better sistr thrras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#29460236)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: Transparent Fortuitous Meteor Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#30027707)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author: naked mahogany half-breed

the beginning of the degenerate era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#30027721)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Multi-colored translucent kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#30156360)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Boyish address macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#30804651)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: tan

PotY 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#30804670)



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Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Carnelian police squad space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31238170)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM
Author: nighttime flickering



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31240080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: Provocative Vermilion Spot

god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31240111)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author:  red kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398074)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Insecure Juggernaut

fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398080)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: rough-skinned filthpig

I;ve been here too long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398112)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Insecure Juggernaut

this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398118)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author:  red kitty

reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398121)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: High-end Amber Ticket Booth International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398922)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author:  red kitty

so who was the author, TBF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398132)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author:  cordovan

Game of ""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398927)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author:  red kitty

i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398967)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: wild



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31401436)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author: nighttime flickering

the author is definitely tbtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31401520)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author:  honey-headed depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31586812)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: Peach field faggotry

The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31586925)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: Fragrant Green Garrison

did they have a midget sibling, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31767975)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author:  party of the first part yarmulke

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31591197)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Provocative Vermilion Spot

still GOAT POTUS thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31767987)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author:  party of the first part yarmulke

The POTUS of XODUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31768006)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM
Author: black blathering

you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31771970)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: Soul-stirring



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36990701)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: pontificating disrespectful church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31961309)



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Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: Provocative Vermilion Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32343499)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author:  bearded



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32545952)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: pontificating disrespectful church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32545957)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author:  party of the first part yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32545995)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: Aqua goal in life liquid oxygen

Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32546004)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author:  party of the first part yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32546783)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author:  party of the first part yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32547714)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM
Author: black blathering



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32548870)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author:  party of the first part yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32573656)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: amethyst haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#33664076)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author:  Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#34062570)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM
Author: Chestnut useless brakes

San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#34116947)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author: Drab Pervert

how has this not been bumped yet today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#34401929)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: Aqua goal in life liquid oxygen

I can never remember the title keywords

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#34401973)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy fishy native

Columbus Day BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#34404981)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author:  purple windowlicker

There should be a Christmas episode of this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#34949769)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author: maroon black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#35093674)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: maniacal factory reset button

Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#35093676)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: wild



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#35338428)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: orange organic girlfriend halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36233122)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: black blathering

pre-columbus day bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36976356)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: Chestnut useless brakes

4 year bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36989761)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: Walnut quadroon

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36989822)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: sable reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#37046584)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author: sooty gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#38256413)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Godawful fat ankles french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#38257003)



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Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: infuriating sickened



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#38974406)



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Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: Provocative Vermilion Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#40152879)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: Bearded trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#40510638)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: costumed scarlet boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#40518112)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: infuriating sickened



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#40582879)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: ungodly henna brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#41084600)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author: violent emerald twinkling uncleanness

Happy early Columbus Day to you too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#41084634)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM
Author:  Drunken

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#41084602)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author:  bbw

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#41963692)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM
Author: Walnut quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43244384)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author: khaki bossy boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#41963677)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author: infuriating sickened



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43254123)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: aromatic dark stain

So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43254567)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author: Charcoal

The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43254662)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author: Charcoal

Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43254899)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: Walnut quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#45297237)



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Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM
Author: Disgusting stubborn mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43544409)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: dun wagecucks athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#45297068)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: nofapping

fuck we missed Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#45297072)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: Insecure Juggernaut

Man this makes me feel old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#45297247)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author:  weed whacker

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#45309119)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author: Disgusting stubborn mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#45309181)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM
Author: Disgusting stubborn mad cow disease

One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#45536449)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: Curious Slate Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46276193)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author: jet love of her life death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46276167)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author: Outnumbered offensive coldplay fan selfie

Time flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46276172)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM
Author: house-broken territorial karate

This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46276492)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM
Author: dun wagecucks athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46905907)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: nofapping

best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46905917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: goy orbison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#49330100)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author: Canary Tank

My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46905960)



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Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: black blathering



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46911844)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: Zippy Immigrant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46962930)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM
Author: black blathering



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46962948)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM
Author:  party of the first part yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46962972)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: Low-t legal warrant

DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46962933)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: Disgusting stubborn mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46962936)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author: Walnut quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46963013)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Gay foreskin famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#48193545)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author: dull

I was thinking about this thread earlier today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#48193551)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mauve set

I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO

:/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#48194098)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Curious Slate Skinny Woman

good work, i remember this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#48194099)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: gabagool brazhole

Almost that time of year again ⛵️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#49330062)