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Another Kirkland & Ellis Associate bites the dust

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  12/13/14
Anyone know cause of death? Was this a suicide?
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"For all his strengths, there was something overwhelmin...
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  12/11/14
Well it could either be suicide or some sort of drug overdos...
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It said a vulnerable moment like it was intentional
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cr. unless it was some sort of allergy or something
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Literally fucking heartbreaking
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Jesus that is so sad.
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for some reason i picture him having AVM like Nate on six fe...
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he's got gay face
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I feel bad for loling but can't help it.
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he's definitely gay
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lol
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And engaged to a chick. I think this may be the overwhelmin...
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Wait, did he killself or was it drugs?
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  12/11/14
Damn, sounds like a suicide: For all his strengths, ther...
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Did his SHATTER THE MARKET bonus clear at least first.
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KIRKLAND no longer SHATTERS. That's probably why he killed ...
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Did they at least have $17,500 first year bonuses and then s...
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Hope more details come up on this. Pretty sad that he was so...
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Thanks a lot Obama.
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LOL at 3000 per year.
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Attrition is pretty high at Kirkland, so this is not terribl...
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It sounds like he killed himself? "Something overwhelmi...
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  12/11/14
Sounds like the stress of biglaw got to him.... Dude was lik...
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Quitting after "compiling a nose-bleed GPA"?
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  12/11/14
Fucking GPA splitters. Grinders the lot of them.
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do NOT talk that way about a scholar HIGHEST DISTINCTI...
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He is currently enjoying DLA PIPER. not flame.
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"If you want to balance, you can, on balance, do so.&qu...
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  12/11/14
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her note on her fb page is sad.
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  12/11/14
this. and it doesnt seem like suicide. says he died a rar...
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uh, bro, that note and his mom's comment on the note make it...
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  12/11/14
i can't find the mom's comment. initials?
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most likely actually his dad or brother or something. 14 com...
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I laughed I'm going to hell
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The credited oh my god. OMG does not cover it.
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i was ok until "your wife"
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Bro, I think she is Jewish.
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Best post by a pumo of 2014
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On a scale of 1-20?
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Maybe he means 10 divided by 10?
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Also lives in LA making nothing as a private school teacher ...
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:(
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(reading comp masterman)
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SHATTERS your life
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he spent his whole life in school. when he was at berkeley h...
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*has net worth of -210000* *eats ramen noodles b/c of tax...
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HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP
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is that summa cum laude?
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stfu PN
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For the firm, in death as in life.
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:( Sad story for everyone involved.:(
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update: IT'S STILL THERE
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stopped reading at "nose-bleed GPA"
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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: exciting theatre dragon

http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/insidebayarea/obituary.aspx?n=jeremy-theriault-adler&pid=173405169&fhid=5486

I'm sure that his life, on balance, remained in balance.

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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: vivacious casino cumskin

I'd be pissed if I died prematurely after all this delayed gratification. Dude spend his life grinding and had nothing to show for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908682)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Irradiated Lettuce

Truly brutal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908940)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Vibrant Skinny Woman Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912370)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle friendly grandma business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472277)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:25 PM
Author: Cream liquid oxygen

Wonder if he could even get life insurance, and assuming he could if he loaded up and now his fiancee is balling out of control. Or better yet, he never changed the beneficiary and it all goes to his parents and they will use it to buy him a dope mauseleum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#40768695)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Stimulating Slimy Useless Brakes Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916283)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: Rusted really tough guy indirect expression

jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908675)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:24 AM
Author: Rusted really tough guy indirect expression

just remember all this light and life was spent on billing for the past 12+ months and then out of nowhere was gone.

it could be you. it could be you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908684)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: house-broken titillating rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922898)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: Wonderful international law enforcement agency

fuuuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922977)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: 180 jade crackhouse

Anyone know cause of death? Was this a suicide?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908693)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: exciting theatre dragon

"For all his strengths, there was something overwhelming about the world that Jeremy, in a vulnerable moment, could not quite conquer. We will never know what that something was, only that it caused Jeremy to leave us."

What else could it be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908711)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: 180 jade crackhouse

Well it could either be suicide or some sort of drug overdose (some shit about demons, etc.), but I think that probably indicates suicide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908720)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:13 PM
Author: chest-beating nowag legal warrant

It said a vulnerable moment like it was intentional

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908863)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Rusted really tough guy indirect expression

cr. unless it was some sort of allergy or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909358)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:22 PM
Author: pale alpha

perhaps Apollo himself guided the arrow of Paris to slay young Jeremy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909681)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: Rusted really tough guy indirect expression

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909688)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: anal cheese-eating heaven

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910065)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:46 PM
Author: Seedy roommate stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472261)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: black locus laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909704)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:07 AM
Author: Salmon office hominid

Literally fucking heartbreaking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26915140)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:19 PM
Author: Umber Know-it-all Step-uncle's House Stain

Jesus that is so sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#40768662)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Topaz masturbator death wish

for some reason i picture him having AVM like Nate on six feet under. they mention a rare medical condition, but he was still going on with his life as if he was fine (engaged, biglaw, etc.).

or maybe he was just like ljl white women and checked out of here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908723)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle friendly grandma business firm

he's got gay face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908697)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: Comical translucent foreskin

I feel bad for loling but can't help it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909089)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle friendly grandma business firm

he's definitely gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909245)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Comical translucent foreskin

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909252)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: bateful wild boistinker famous landscape painting

And engaged to a chick. I think this may be the overwhelming thing he couldn't overcome despite all of his strength.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909288)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: green ungodly house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472271)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: razzmatazz brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27165468)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: Primrose Pervert Forum

Wait, did he killself or was it drugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908713)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: Tripping cowardly kitty native

Damn, sounds like a suicide:

For all his strengths, there was something overwhelming about the world that Jeremy, in a vulnerable moment, could not quite conquer. We will never know what that something was, only that it caused Jeremy to leave us. - See more at:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908717)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: out-of-control legend location

Did his SHATTER THE MARKET bonus clear at least first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908721)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Blathering public bath tank

KIRKLAND no longer SHATTERS. That's probably why he killed self.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908831)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:54 PM
Author: out-of-control legend location

Did they at least have $17,500 first year bonuses and then start trimming mid and high level to claim they do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909481)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: Laughsome kink-friendly point quadroon

Hope more details come up on this. Pretty sad that he was so insignificant to Kirkland that they still haven't taken his profile down (possible they are not even aware). I know someone who did IP lit in that office and billed 3k minimum per year. I know another person who had what can only be described as complete emotional meltdown (the kind of girl who was always positive and upbeat). Hopefully, Kirkland can be a true market leader and institute some mental health check program that will be a model for a market, however, I believe we all know that an earth shattering hush payment to the family is the most likely outcome here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908794)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: exciting theatre dragon

Thanks a lot Obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908813)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:37 PM
Author: Concupiscible rough-skinned tattoo address

LOL at 3000 per year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910684)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: Naked chrome orchestra pit twinkling uncleanness

Attrition is pretty high at Kirkland, so this is not terribly surprising.

However, associates usually wait until the New Year to transition out of the firm, so this departure before bonuses are paid out is a bit abnormal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908826)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:06 PM
Author: Blathering public bath tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908835)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: Lime Sandwich Piazza

Jesus dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908857)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:15 PM
Author: massive wagecucks bawdyhouse

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908881)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: rose filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908867)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: Irradiated Lettuce

the departing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908964)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: Vermilion Insanely Creepy Boiling Water Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909125)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: frisky water buffalo

See you hell, because I laff'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909369)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: diverse blue generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#34217533)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Maroon Marvelous Church Community Account

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909630)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:32 PM
Author: Electric sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26911076)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Vibrant Skinny Woman Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912384)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:08 PM
Author: Nighttime passionate stage regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472420)



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Date: October 16th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: house-broken titillating rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#48204667)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: chest-beating nowag legal warrant

It sounds like he killed himself? "Something overwhelming about the world he could not quite conquer"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908845)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:11 PM
Author: chest-beating nowag legal warrant

Sounds like the stress of biglaw got to him.... Dude was likely miserable in his last few years and saw nothing but bleakness going forward. Kinda sad even with being engaged. Dude should have at least tried quitting and seeing if that made him happier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908852)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:27 PM
Author: Irradiated Lettuce

Quitting after "compiling a nose-bleed GPA"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908972)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: exciting theatre dragon

Fucking GPA splitters. Grinders the lot of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909051)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Beady-eyed background story

do NOT talk that way about a scholar

HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909419)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: Supple Crusty Meetinghouse Pozpig

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgSJUzYCGtc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909064)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:54 PM
Author: Startling electric furnace

Never gets old. Would love to see the footage that didn't make the cut, like the cocking of the gun pointed at Robert C. Davis' head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909100)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:28 PM
Author: Mind-boggling hall

I can't believe how fast time is going..this dude wasn't born until 1985

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909282)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: demanding depressive mexican

He is currently enjoying DLA PIPER. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909296)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: out-of-control legend location

"If you want to balance, you can, on balance, do so."

What the fuck does that even mean? Aren't lawyers paid to not spout meaningless jargon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909499)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: thriller thirsty school personal credit line

i am sure whoever wrote the script thought repeating 'balance' was a clever rhetorical flourish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922970)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: house-broken titillating rehab

http://www.anitaslove.com/about/

Anita L. Schick died on August 21st, 2009, peacefully in her bed. She wasn’t sick. She was 27 weeks pregnant and in (seemingly) perfect health. To date, no cause is known for her death. She was 37 years old.

Anita’s life revolved around God and her relationships to people. She touched people with her laughter, caring and love. This site hopes to continue her love.

Writing helps me heal, so here I am with a new blog. In addition to continuing Anita’s legacy, I am working through my own feelings by examining who she was – which makes me feel closer to her. This also provides a place to gather information for our three children so they can one day understand better who their mother was.

If you have any feelings, thoughts, memories or stories about Anita, please email me at greg@anitaslove.com – I am collecting these specifically for the children. Some of them I may use on the site. If you prefer not to have your name used on the site or to have your stories shared only with the children, please let me know. But do not let that stop you from sharing with my family the love that Anita gave you.

Thank you.

Greg Schick

August 2009

Update: January 2010, the coronor finally presented us the report and issued a death certificate. The official cause of death was an enlarged heart with additional conditions being a placental abruption. Since they don’t know if the placenta detatched before or after her heart stopped, they could not say for certain that it was the cause of death. But I say for certain it was because I knew my wife. She had two natural childbirths with no medication by going into a trace-like state during labor. She had a high pain tolerance and, I believe, would have put herself into the same mental trance if she felt a lot of pain (which she did that moring, she told me). I think she was trying to resist the pain of the abruption over a period of several hours until her heart finally gave out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922907)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:30 AM
Author: cerise round eye state

the first dude's wiggling foot tic gets me every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169157)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: Magenta Adventurous Lodge

fiancee is a 10/10

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10516781_10103348535200423_3835150854588191318_n.jpg?oh=e55ff740a0d9ab6c9498410d1bb128f0&oe=550E304C&__gda__=1426702682_9461300fe953e108c538fe6678ce3d5d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909244)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle friendly grandma business firm

he's gay hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909250)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Magenta Adventurous Lodge

her note on her fb page is sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909254)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: chest-beating nowag legal warrant

Pls post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909258)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Magenta Adventurous Lodge

eh, just put her name in fb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909279)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:34 PM
Author: crawly gaping

i think I got some dust in my eye or a little mist drifted in the room or something at the second to last sentence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909324)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Magenta Adventurous Lodge

this.

and it doesnt seem like suicide. says he died a rare death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909347)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: crawly gaping

uh, bro, that note and his mom's comment on the note make it pretty obvious that it was suicide

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909354)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Magenta Adventurous Lodge

i can't find the mom's comment. initials?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909379)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: crawly gaping

most likely actually his dad or brother or something. 14 comments in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909396)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: Magenta Adventurous Lodge

holy shit, you're right.

this is sad. they could be anyone i know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909411)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:31 PM
Author: racy jet-lagged karate

jfc you guys are thorough in reviewing facebook discovery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910057)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: Olive abode coldplay fan

When's the last time you've heard of someone hanging themselves with a telephone cord DURING a conference call?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909406)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Magenta Adventurous Lodge

too soon, breh. too soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909416)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: chest-beating nowag legal warrant

I laughed I'm going to hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909436)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: demanding depressive mexican

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909849)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Lime Sandwich Piazza

Oh my God. I hope someone loves me as much as this someday:

If anyone from LA wants to come to the funeral, but cannot afford it, please do not hesitate to ask me for funds. I can't think of anything better to put my wedding money to than celebrating Jeremy's life. I love you, Jer bear. I love you more than you will ever know. I love you, the most golden of bears. Wait for me. Your wife, Rachel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909427)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Rusted really tough guy indirect expression

oh my god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909431)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Lime Sandwich Piazza

The credited oh my god. OMG does not cover it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909469)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Rusted really tough guy indirect expression

i was ok until "your wife"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909485)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Lime Sandwich Piazza

Dude. How did "Wait for Me" not fucking floor you? I mean Jesus Fucking Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909492)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: ultramarine trip sanctuary private investor

not quite sure where he i going to go- looks like he is stuck waiting for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#34217517)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: crawly gaping

the "wait for me" got me. you can feel the love and desperation building up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909502)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Lime Sandwich Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909510)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: massive wagecucks bawdyhouse

yeah I got a boner there too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909542)



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Author: sepia unholy sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29804046)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Bonkers field cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910338)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:09 AM
Author: Salmon office hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26915148)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: chest-beating nowag legal warrant

To be fair, they probably do. You'll just have to die for them to say it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909447)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Lime Sandwich Piazza

I don't know bro. Offering to pay for people to come to a funeral is an unbelievable act of love.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909487)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: Galvanic white temple

she probably has like 40K just sitting around now that the wedding won't happen, it's an act of love, but i sure wouldn't call it "unbelievable"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909498)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: Lime Sandwich Piazza

Bro, I think she is Jewish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909515)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:26 PM
Author: arousing shivering faggotry den

From the little we know of her I'm willing to bet there's zero chance of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909709)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Galvanic white temple

So the takeaway is obviously that YOU should tell your loved ones TODAY how you feel before it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909490)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: Lime Sandwich Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909497)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Galvanic white temple

one of my friends just found out her husband was cheating on her, so that night when i got home i woke my wife up and asked her if she was happy being married to me and we just cuddled for a while as i told her the sad story and then she said no i am not happy and can you please get up, you're cutting off the circulation to tyrone's dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909511)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: Rusted really tough guy indirect expression

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909518)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Galvanic white temple

but in seriousness, she said she was very happy and so i relaxed

you don't know, but my wife is super awesome, smart, supportive, and hot - basically hit the jackpot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909632)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: Rusted really tough guy indirect expression

:) :) :) :) :) :) that makes me happy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909638)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: chest-beating nowag legal warrant

My wife would say she is not happy. Fml

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909523)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: Comical translucent foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909555)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: green ungodly house

LOL faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909629)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Electric sex offender

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26911091)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:15 PM
Author: multi-colored slippery police squad chad

Best post by a pumo of 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26923467)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: slate kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472312)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: chest-beating nowag legal warrant

That's true, but it's not the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909513)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: massive wagecucks bawdyhouse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv7w200rrcs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909526)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Startling electric furnace

jesus.

Also: *toward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909458)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Lime Sandwich Piazza

Only on xo would you have a to v. toward masterman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909505)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Magenta Adventurous Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909474)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: disturbing school cafeteria

kinda macabre, no? better have this gal on suicide watch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909534)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:28 PM
Author: light geriatric affirmative action macaca

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHhp1ICLuHE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922931)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: Comical translucent foreskin

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909541)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: Lime Sandwich Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909701)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: big mad cow disease factory reset button

oh my. what a lovely girl. so terrible. terrible. terrible. terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909622)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: Lime Sandwich Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909703)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: out-of-control legend location

This is where you reply golden bears are extinct. Too soon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909633)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: pale alpha

oh dear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909695)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:52 PM
Author: Lime Sandwich Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909836)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: purple adulterous garrison windowlicker

i feel really bad for her and his family.

i will never understand how dark a place somebody has to be in to think it's ok to allow loved ones to suffer through a suicide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909728)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:52 PM
Author: Lime Sandwich Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909843)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:15 PM
Author: spruce violent senate milk

i know what you mean. i think it's really important to keep those things separate though - that it's in no way a referendum on how much they love their family.

speaking from experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909976)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:18 PM
Author: carnelian site roast beef

she sounds guilty if you ask me. what are the odds he found out she was banging another dude and that's why he offed himself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909997)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: twinkling resort becky

95%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26913788)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:50 AM
Author: Domesticated Dingle Berry Mother

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26915212)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: painfully honest whorehouse

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916853)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: exciting theatre dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29804038)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: fragrant claret spot

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#49596842)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Comical translucent foreskin

On a scale of 1-20?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909261)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:34 PM
Author: Startling electric furnace

Maybe he means 10 divided by 10?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909325)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle friendly grandma business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909391)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: Lime Sandwich Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909705)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Startling electric furnace

Also lives in LA making nothing as a private school teacher while he was billing 280/month at K&E. Sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909350)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Magenta Adventurous Lodge

i'm sure she has rich parents, like all jews do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909385)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:54 PM
Author: Galvanic white temple

7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909478)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: sepia unholy sound barrier

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27165350)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: swashbuckling gay wizard

invalid link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29809391)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:25 PM
Author: Walnut national

Doesn't the article say he had a lifelong medical condition? Maybe he died from that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909266)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:26 PM
Author: chest-beating nowag legal warrant

It's really an odd twist. You read that up front and think oh he got got from a heart attack or something, but then it's like bam one moment of weakness!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909276)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: sticky azn

the family was probably obliquely referring to depression

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909364)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: bateful wild boistinker famous landscape painting

(reading comp masterman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909439)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: sticky azn

gd i can't believe you had to poast this for me to realize i was responding to flaem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909533)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: Rusted really tough guy indirect expression

that isn't "rare" though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909450)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: Beady-eyed background story

yeah man be sure to hit them with a comment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909517)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: frisky water buffalo

SHATTERS your life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909366)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Cerebral sneaky criminal

"Six years, pumo! . . .

Six years -- four hundred depositions --

a hundred motions -- five changes of venue --

eighty-four thousand documents in discovery!

...Six years I steered this beast, pumo --

six years of stalling and screaming and scheming . . "



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909368)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: sooty dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910115)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:24 PM
Author: Cerebral sneaky criminal

good to see someone is paying attention here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910287)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Galvanic white temple

"His means were modest"

LOL at that bullshit

six figure income is not "modest means"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909402)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: Rusted really tough guy indirect expression

holy fuck he only worked biglaw for a year. go to hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909413)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Beady-eyed background story

he spent his whole life in school. when he was at berkeley he worked at in-n-out burger what the fuck do you want?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909430)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: odious reading party son of senegal

*has net worth of -210000*

*eats ramen noodles b/c of taxes & debt service*

*gets shat on for being a 1%er by racist internet posters*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912290)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Beady-eyed background story

HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909425)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 6:34 AM
Author: at-the-ready space giraffe

is that summa cum laude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26915274)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Beady-eyed background story

bro looks fat as fuck in his firm bio compared to the other pics. too much seamless faggot. maybe if he went to the gym and squatted once in a while he wouldn't be a depressed faggot .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909457)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: massive wagecucks bawdyhouse

stfu PN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909551)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Domesticated Dingle Berry Mother

120 :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909491)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: floppy brindle range

I wonder what the mood is like at the Kirkland sf office today.

Must be weird to be in his associate class and think, "someone else preferred death over my everyday routine."

Though in sure his job wasn't the only thing that contributed to this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909535)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: out-of-control legend location

BIGLAW assicaticates are too boring and robotic to have any kind of self reflection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909559)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: painfully honest whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916840)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: house-broken titillating rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922917)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: light geriatric affirmative action macaca

especially true in SF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922939)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: Olive abode coldplay fan

"Look at what they make us give," one associate says to another while waiting in the Keurig line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909562)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: Snowy ratface dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909953)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: rose filthpig

What's the source of this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910342)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 2:50 AM
Author: greedy gas station

Jason Bourne movie. Bourne kills another assassin while with Marie's brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26914828)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: light geriatric affirmative action macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922944)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: painfully honest whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27165460)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: light geriatric affirmative action macaca

unjustifiably underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27165470)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: exciting theatre dragon

"You eat what you kill."

I would say they're 10% shocked/sad at his death, 40% jealous that he doesn't have to work in biglaw anymore, and 50% masochistically happy that they can grab his hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909642)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:20 PM
Author: floppy brindle range

This sounds right. Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909666)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:25 PM
Author: shimmering ticket booth

christ on a stick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910032)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:19 PM
Author: chest-beating nowag legal warrant

The cold hard truth is its business as usual. Associates way too slammed to think about shit like this. They only have the piles and piles of work that people wanted a week ago to think about breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909663)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: Lime Sandwich Piazza

A mid-level at my firm at one of our smaller offices killed self (I did some research for him in our state once) and while the firm did a nice tribute to him on the website and in some internal emails, nothing else was done other than going to his funeral (people from his office). I don't think the entire thing infringed more than 5 minutes out of my billables.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909689)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: Cobalt flirting principal's office

Someone died in my biglaw firm and literally the day everyone found out a partner told me and another associate that it wasn't going to be easy for anyone, but there were matters that needed to be attended to, so we'd have to soldier on with heavy hearts or some crap like that. unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910605)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: Garnet Motley Faggot Firefighter Trump Supporter

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910611)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:15 AM
Author: erotic parlour

"Let's push to get this doc production out early for Jeremy. He would have wanted it that way."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26915752)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: apoplectic flesh toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916645)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: light geriatric affirmative action macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27165482)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:00 PM
Author: Supple Crusty Meetinghouse Pozpig

For the firm, in death as in life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472363)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: Orange hospital

*Fish SPRINTING to mail a lateral application*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909962)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:19 PM
Author: curious church building coffee pot

:( Sad story for everyone involved.:(



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910011)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: big mad cow disease factory reset button

As much as i've thought about going out like this, the thing about biglaw is that you have a great first option--quitting. Or even just taking an official leave. Or just calling in sick for 2 weeks. Any of those steps would be a very material change. In other words, in biglaw, you have something so big to unload that you can reasonably expect it to render an immediate and drastic life change--so first move should be ringing the bell. In a way its comforting--there is an intermediate step short of this. Sure, it might not work, but it's there and easy. Fuck peer pressure or keeping up appearances when the alternative is this.

I wish i could have talked to the guy. His fiance sounds so sweet and caring and it is just terrible. And fuck K&E and this fucking industry by the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910018)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:27 PM
Author: Ivory property mediation

TITCR. I saw so many people toil away in abject misery. It erodes their personality, changes their behaviors, ruins lives. I have nothing but unadulterated hatred for every partner in my former law firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910039)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: Boyish Sexy Set

He should have taken the NYS DOCCS exam this upcoming January 2015. Great benefits. Great pay. As much or as little overtime as you want. You get to carry an off duty gun and I'm sure he had a shitton saved.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910059)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: sooty dog poop

or even NYSAN MAN test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910124)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:18 PM
Author: chest-beating nowag legal warrant

Ti, OC, tcr. I can't understand people who wouldn't try just escaping all responsibility and restarting somewhere else vs killing themselves. When I'm depressed I fantasize about quitting my job and doing nothing for a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910255)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: Judgmental hell queen of the night

what can a 30 year old reasonably restart at though. esp as a man chained to society's and his wife's expectations. living in SF surrounded by strivers, women with high expectations, etc.... it sucks but it's not acceptable to just quit your well paying job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916107)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:59 AM
Author: chest-beating nowag legal warrant

Sure but you'd rather kill yourself than just run away? Could just drop off the planet man if you are so worried about the shame of facing expectations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916268)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Sadistic Locale

yeah but when you've spent your whole life striving, striving, striving, calling it quits just doesn't seem like the easy way out.

What a fucked up mindset we lawyers have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910986)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:04 PM
Author: slate kitchen

this stuff happens in house too my friend

http://abovethelaw.com/2014/10/big-banks-associate-gc-hangs-himself-following-legal-troubles/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912078)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: house-broken titillating rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922913)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: maize nudist circlehead

earl-bot says:

what a selfish asshole. Feel horrible for his poor fiance. Who the fuck does that?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910120)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:19 PM
Author: chest-beating nowag legal warrant

To be fair, you know nothing about the fiance. She could have treated him like dogs it for all you know. I'm sure she really did love him but that doesn't mean she was a good gf. She could have been cheating on him or whatever. Who knows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910265)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:30 PM
Author: offensive plaza

Hits close to home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910314)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: chest-beating nowag legal warrant

You killed yourself too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26911698)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:03 PM
Author: slate kitchen

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912070)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: awkward box office keepsake machete

Partner didn't give attention

To the fact that client didn't care

King Jeremy the wicked

Billed his hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912199)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:47 AM
Author: Bull Headed Mildly Autistic Pocket Flask Menage

Clearly I remember

Nit-picking on the boy

Seamless each night, lunch a taco truck

But we ignored his cryin

Trashed his brief

And shit on the new draft he'd submit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26915919)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Bull Headed Mildly Autistic Pocket Flask Menage

How could I forget

When I caught him sleeping under his desk

I saw him hurting

Westlaw left open

Just like the day

Like the day I heard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916277)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: Bonkers field cuck

damn, you guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916309)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:26 PM
Author: Bull Headed Mildly Autistic Pocket Flask Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26920103)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:39 PM
Author: light geriatric affirmative action macaca

most underrated subthread itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922999)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Bull Headed Mildly Autistic Pocket Flask Menage

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26923015)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:29 PM
Author: awkward box office keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26923548)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: Exhilarant henna hissy fit

this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922834)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:29 PM
Author: awkward box office keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26923549)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: talented pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916042)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:40 PM
Author: light geriatric affirmative action macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26923000)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 9:29 PM
Author: Bull Headed Mildly Autistic Pocket Flask Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#32761811)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: fragrant claret spot

so where can I send my app

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912201)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Wonderful international law enforcement agency

His profile is still up on Kirkland.com. You think anyone there has realized he's gone yet? I picture his phone still vibrating in a drawer somewhere zzzzzt zzzt zzzzt zzzt "where are you?" "where is the motion to compel draft?" "are you out of the office all week? why didn't you tell us in advance?" zzzzt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912273)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Olive abode coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912280)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: awkward box office keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912284)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Magenta Adventurous Lodge

harsh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912292)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: erotic parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912304)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:38 PM
Author: chest-beating nowag legal warrant

Wouldn't surprise me if he's still being copied on shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912341)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: twinkling resort becky

lolol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26913834)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Vibrant Skinny Woman Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912379)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:59 AM
Author: canary trailer park black woman

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26915224)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:19 AM
Author: fear-inspiring theater stage halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26915783)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: talented pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916043)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: Useless knife

He may be gone, but he shall live on forever in the calendar invites for the weekly team calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916078)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: Snowy ratface dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916362)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Genital Piercing

still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916664)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: painfully honest whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916862)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: light geriatric affirmative action macaca

someone seriously needs to make a movie about biglaw including this scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922948)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: awkward box office keepsake machete

Business idea:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26924877)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: Opaque corner

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26923005)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 3:00 PM
Author: thriller thirsty school personal credit line

oh god oh -

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26923097)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: Drab cocky institution preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26979462)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Vermilion Insanely Creepy Boiling Water Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169011)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: Nighttime passionate stage regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472423)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: Judgmental hell queen of the night

Pretty sad. I remember reading about a female kirkland associate who offed herself a few years ago;.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916058)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:30 AM
Author: Useless knife

Mourn for colleague, prepare and deliver poignant anecdote re memory of deceased. (0.3)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916086)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: stirring library turdskin

jfc

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916232)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: awkward box office keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916275)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Naked chrome orchestra pit twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916278)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:05 PM
Author: Bull Headed Mildly Autistic Pocket Flask Menage

padded as usual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916292)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: painfully honest whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27165463)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Vermilion Insanely Creepy Boiling Water Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169018)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Irradiated Lettuce

Mid-level offed herself at my old firm. They sent around a very cryptic RIP email. Wasn't at all clear what happened until you scrolled down and saw the option to donate to the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention. She was gone from the website within an hour of the email being sent. Cute girl, known for grinding tons of hours, really a shame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26917055)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:20 PM
Author: massive wagecucks bawdyhouse

"grinding tons of hours" pic? *gets out lotion*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922894)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: hateful stead

if suicide, LOL

if not, sucks terribly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26924912)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:06 AM
Author: cracking new version

JESUS CHRIST....how is this dude's profile still up on K&E's website?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26978895)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:52 AM
Author: Useless knife

Jesus. He's been in the ground for weeks now. Mr. Hammes, tear down this profile!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26979009)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:18 AM
Author: rose filthpig

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26979417)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:22 AM
Author: Irradiated Lettuce

Gotta keep him up there until Dec 2014 bills clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26979424)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 7:26 PM
Author: cracking new version

This is really depressing. It's not like they left it as a tribute to him or something since there's nothing even noting that he passed away.

Pretty depressing that an associate can die and it's like no one at Kirkland has even noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26988486)



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Date: December 28th, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: Wonderful international law enforcement agency

update: IT'S STILL THERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27014605)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: hyperventilating center striped hyena

stopped reading at "nose-bleed GPA"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26979437)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: light geriatric affirmative action macaca

email from partner to deceased: "In the future, please let us know in advance when you will be committing suicide so that we can make adequate staffing adjustments for your matters. Thanks,"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27165504)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:34 AM
Author: Hot home pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169170)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:15 AM
Author: Aromatic ceo

Hilarious that his brutal, savage suicide is repeatedly called his "passing" on his scholarship website, completely obscuring the fact that he was miserable due to his life choices of pursuing BigFlaw.

http://jeremyadlerscholarship.org/#firstPage

Also, can't tell if the long haired asian behind him in the banner photo is a NOWAG or just a typical Berkeley moonface dame that turned into his gf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169041)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: Exhilarant henna hissy fit

uvt actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169186)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:15 AM
Author: exciting theatre dragon

https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jeremy-adler/4a/a08/5ba

His time at K&E will increase and people will wonder why he hasn't copped breakfast after 16-20 years as an associate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169043)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: Aromatic ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169053)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: Irradiated Lettuce

brutal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169103)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: exciting theatre dragon

2.5 years away from copping non-equity partner!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29804052)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: fear-inspiring theater stage halford

http://www.theknot.com/wedding/Pringle-Adler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29804134)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: sepia unholy sound barrier

Oh. That's horrible with the honeymoon date calculation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29804148)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 9:31 PM
Author: ocher abusive brethren

holy shit still there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#32761827)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: exciting theatre dragon

Coming soon to a LinkedIn Inbox: Jeremy Adler is celebrating a 4-year work anniversary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#34217506)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 7:02 AM
Author: Chocolate telephone lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27756203)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: painfully honest whorehouse

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29804042)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: painfully honest whorehouse

this handsome bro had no wife or kids right? why did he kill himself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29804053)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: sepia unholy sound barrier

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29804069)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: azure very tactful potus base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472252)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:08 PM
Author: Swollen station jew

the fucked up thing about this thread is it's the 2nd hit on google (via a blog)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472417)



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Date: August 2nd, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: Seedy roommate stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33903100)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: silver provocative bbw rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#34217483)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: diverse blue generalized bond

im just gonna ask the q everyone wants to know but is 2 scared to ask: did his fiance remarry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#34217493)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: exciting theatre dragon

I hope she found a less selfish bro to devote herself to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#34217514)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: diverse blue generalized bond

they sounded like true lovers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#34217536)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:59 PM
Author: silver provocative bbw rigor

did anyone check her FB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#34217869)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 2:07 PM
Author: impressive doctorate

Of course I am sure she did. I doubt she even thinks of this dude anymore. It was 6 years ago. This is why you don’t commit suicide. You become a footnote unfortunately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#40768910)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:04 PM
Author: Fighting chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#40768599)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:06 PM
Author: Chestnut boltzmann university

great bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#40768609)