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Another Kirkland & Ellis Associate bites the dust

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mahogany stain
  12/11/14
I'd be pissed if I died prematurely after all this delayed g...
Citrine station
  12/11/14
Truly brutal.
frozen dashing locus antidepressant drug
  12/11/14
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Drab pea-brained feces
  12/11/14
...
Godawful church elastic band
  06/04/17
Wonder if he could even get life insurance, and assuming he ...
marvelous orchid scourge upon the earth black woman
  08/17/20
...
Amber liquid oxygen spot
  12/12/14
jesus
shimmering house-broken voyeur
  12/11/14
just remember all this light and life was spent on billing f...
shimmering house-broken voyeur
  12/11/14
...
bright office wrinkle
  12/13/14
fuuuuuuuuuuck
Zippy razzle hell mood
  12/13/14
Anyone know cause of death? Was this a suicide?
Garnet stage love of her life
  12/11/14
"For all his strengths, there was something overwhelmin...
mahogany stain
  12/11/14
Well it could either be suicide or some sort of drug overdos...
Garnet stage love of her life
  12/11/14
It said a vulnerable moment like it was intentional
Charismatic Chrome Dopamine Market
  12/11/14
cr. unless it was some sort of allergy or something
shimmering house-broken voyeur
  12/11/14
perhaps Apollo himself guided the arrow of Paris to slay you...
Excitant Slate Sandwich
  12/11/14
:(
shimmering house-broken voyeur
  12/11/14
180
Embarrassed To The Bone Church Building Marketing Idea
  12/11/14
...
slippery aphrodisiac theatre striped hyena
  06/04/17
...
Dead contagious yarmulke
  12/11/14
Literally fucking heartbreaking
diverse organic girlfriend set
  12/12/14
Jesus that is so sad.
Dull institution tattoo
  08/17/20
for some reason i picture him having AVM like Nate on six fe...
Buck-toothed demanding sneaky criminal
  12/11/14
he's got gay face
Godawful church elastic band
  12/11/14
I feel bad for loling but can't help it.
cocky incel
  12/11/14
he's definitely gay
Godawful church elastic band
  12/11/14
lol
cocky incel
  12/11/14
And engaged to a chick. I think this may be the overwhelmin...
Ungodly startling rigpig stage
  12/11/14
...
Slap-happy nowag
  06/04/17
...
appetizing narrow-minded old irish cottage deer antler
  01/22/15
Wait, did he killself or was it drugs?
Boyish toilet seat
  12/11/14
Damn, sounds like a suicide: For all his strengths, ther...
know-it-all mauve locale partner
  12/11/14
Did his SHATTER THE MARKET bonus clear at least first.
fear-inspiring rebellious trump supporter international law enforcement agency
  12/11/14
KIRKLAND no longer SHATTERS. That's probably why he killed ...
gaped native factory reset button
  12/11/14
Did they at least have $17,500 first year bonuses and then s...
fear-inspiring rebellious trump supporter international law enforcement agency
  12/11/14
Hope more details come up on this. Pretty sad that he was so...
Frisky crimson preventive strike
  12/11/14
Thanks a lot Obama.
mahogany stain
  12/11/14
LOL at 3000 per year.
angry scarlet meetinghouse
  12/11/14
Attrition is pretty high at Kirkland, so this is not terribl...
Racy hateful corner athletic conference
  12/11/14
...
gaped native factory reset button
  12/11/14
Jesus dude.
cerebral onyx indirect expression library
  12/11/14
?
provocative brunch associate
  12/11/14
...
rusted 180 friendly grandma
  12/11/14
the departing
frozen dashing locus antidepressant drug
  12/11/14
...
misunderstood disrespectful death wish
  12/11/14
See you hell, because I laff'd
Lilac Police Squad House
  12/11/14
...
Heady Background Story
  09/15/17
180
Shaky parlour
  12/11/14
...
pearly swashbuckling stag film
  12/11/14
...
Drab pea-brained feces
  12/11/14
...
walnut curious psychic
  06/04/17
...
bright office wrinkle
  10/16/24
It sounds like he killed himself? "Something overwhelmi...
Charismatic Chrome Dopamine Market
  12/11/14
Sounds like the stress of biglaw got to him.... Dude was lik...
Charismatic Chrome Dopamine Market
  12/11/14
Quitting after "compiling a nose-bleed GPA"?
frozen dashing locus antidepressant drug
  12/11/14
Fucking GPA splitters. Grinders the lot of them.
mahogany stain
  12/11/14
do NOT talk that way about a scholar HIGHEST DISTINCTI...
Indigo painfully honest headpube
  12/11/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgSJUzYCGtc
dun insanely creepy kitchen jew
  12/11/14
Never gets old. Would love to see the footage that didn't m...
wild depressive tanning salon
  12/11/14
I can't believe how fast time is going..this dude wasn't bor...
titillating azn abode
  12/11/14
He is currently enjoying DLA PIPER. not flame.
Cruel-hearted menage dragon
  12/11/14
"If you want to balance, you can, on balance, do so.&qu...
fear-inspiring rebellious trump supporter international law enforcement agency
  12/11/14
i am sure whoever wrote the script thought repeating 'balanc...
Brilliant Talented School Skinny Woman
  12/13/14
http://www.anitaslove.com/about/ Anita L. Schick died on ...
bright office wrinkle
  12/13/14
the first dude's wiggling foot tic gets me every time.
Azure Harsh Space Halford
  01/23/15
fiancee is a 10/10 https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net...
thriller heaven
  12/11/14
he's gay hth
Godawful church elastic band
  12/11/14
her note on her fb page is sad.
thriller heaven
  12/11/14
Pls post
Charismatic Chrome Dopamine Market
  12/11/14
eh, just put her name in fb
thriller heaven
  12/11/14
i think I got some dust in my eye or a little mist drifted i...
wonderful bawdyhouse sex offender
  12/11/14
this. and it doesnt seem like suicide. says he died a rar...
thriller heaven
  12/11/14
uh, bro, that note and his mom's comment on the note make it...
wonderful bawdyhouse sex offender
  12/11/14
i can't find the mom's comment. initials?
thriller heaven
  12/11/14
most likely actually his dad or brother or something. 14 com...
wonderful bawdyhouse sex offender
  12/11/14
holy shit, you're right. this is sad. they could be anyon...
thriller heaven
  12/11/14
jfc you guys are thorough in reviewing facebook discovery
Pungent potus lay
  12/11/14
When's the last time you've heard of someone hanging themsel...
yapping flushed double fault
  12/11/14
too soon, breh. too soon.
thriller heaven
  12/11/14
I laughed I'm going to hell
Charismatic Chrome Dopamine Market
  12/11/14
fuck
Cruel-hearted menage dragon
  12/11/14
Oh my God. I hope someone loves me as much as this someday: ...
cerebral onyx indirect expression library
  12/11/14
oh my god
shimmering house-broken voyeur
  12/11/14
The credited oh my god. OMG does not cover it.
cerebral onyx indirect expression library
  12/11/14
i was ok until "your wife"
shimmering house-broken voyeur
  12/11/14
Dude. How did "Wait for Me" not fucking floor you?...
cerebral onyx indirect expression library
  12/11/14
not quite sure where he i going to go- looks like he is stuc...
nubile concupiscible shrine round eye
  09/15/17
the "wait for me" got me. you can feel the love an...
wonderful bawdyhouse sex offender
  12/11/14
...
cerebral onyx indirect expression library
  12/11/14
yeah I got a boner there too
provocative brunch associate
  12/11/14
...
glassy unhinged national
  02/11/16
...
Big messiness
  12/11/14
...
diverse organic girlfriend set
  12/12/14
To be fair, they probably do. You'll just have to die for th...
Charismatic Chrome Dopamine Market
  12/11/14
I don't know bro. Offering to pay for people to come to a fu...
cerebral onyx indirect expression library
  12/11/14
she probably has like 40K just sitting around now that the w...
emerald gas station
  12/11/14
Bro, I think she is Jewish.
cerebral onyx indirect expression library
  12/11/14
From the little we know of her I'm willing to bet there's ze...
purple floppy piazza
  12/11/14
So the takeaway is obviously that YOU should tell your loved...
emerald gas station
  12/11/14
...
cerebral onyx indirect expression library
  12/11/14
one of my friends just found out her husband was cheating on...
emerald gas station
  12/11/14
lol
shimmering house-broken voyeur
  12/11/14
but in seriousness, she said she was very happy and so i rel...
emerald gas station
  12/11/14
:) :) :) :) :) :) that makes me happy
shimmering house-broken voyeur
  12/11/14
My wife would say she is not happy. Fml
Charismatic Chrome Dopamine Market
  12/11/14
...
cocky incel
  12/11/14
LOL faggot
Slap-happy nowag
  12/11/14
lol
pearly swashbuckling stag film
  12/11/14
Best post by a pumo of 2014
Territorial electric puppy resort
  12/13/14
...
motley gay volcanic crater
  06/04/17
That's true, but it's not the same
Charismatic Chrome Dopamine Market
  12/11/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv7w200rrcs
provocative brunch associate
  12/11/14
jesus. Also: *toward
wild depressive tanning salon
  12/11/14
Only on xo would you have a to v. toward masterman.
cerebral onyx indirect expression library
  12/11/14
...
thriller heaven
  12/11/14
kinda macabre, no? better have this gal on suicide watch.
French queen of the night juggernaut
  12/11/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHhp1ICLuHE
Laughsome principal's office
  12/13/14
fuck
cocky incel
  12/11/14
...
cerebral onyx indirect expression library
  12/11/14
oh my. what a lovely girl. so terrible. terrible. terrib...
bateful wagecucks
  12/11/14
...
cerebral onyx indirect expression library
  12/11/14
This is where you reply golden bears are extinct. Too soon?
fear-inspiring rebellious trump supporter international law enforcement agency
  12/11/14
oh dear
Excitant Slate Sandwich
  12/11/14
...
cerebral onyx indirect expression library
  12/11/14
i feel really bad for her and his family. i will never un...
saffron karate
  12/11/14
...
cerebral onyx indirect expression library
  12/11/14
i know what you mean. i think it's really important to keep ...
Hairless parlor
  12/11/14
she sounds guilty if you ask me. what are the odds he found ...
canary place of business dog poop
  12/11/14
95%
fluffy den idea he suggested
  12/12/14
:(
Ruby Boiling Water Hairy Legs
  12/12/14
holy shit
Drunken chestnut stead hunting ground
  12/12/14
...
mahogany stain
  02/11/16
JFC
chocolate spectacular weed whacker indian lodge
  01/17/26
On a scale of 1-20?
cocky incel
  12/11/14
Maybe he means 10 divided by 10?
wild depressive tanning salon
  12/11/14
...
Godawful church elastic band
  12/11/14
...
cerebral onyx indirect expression library
  12/11/14
Also lives in LA making nothing as a private school teacher ...
wild depressive tanning salon
  12/11/14
i'm sure she has rich parents, like all jews do.
thriller heaven
  12/11/14
7
emerald gas station
  12/11/14
:(
glassy unhinged national
  01/22/15
invalid link
Bisexual Mental Disorder Rehab
  02/11/16
Doesn't the article say he had a lifelong medical condition?...
flesh national security agency hospital
  12/11/14
It's really an odd twist. You read that up front and think o...
Charismatic Chrome Dopamine Market
  12/11/14
the family was probably obliquely referring to depression
Multi-colored whorehouse goal in life
  12/11/14
(reading comp masterman)
Ungodly startling rigpig stage
  12/11/14
gd i can't believe you had to poast this for me to realize i...
Multi-colored whorehouse goal in life
  12/11/14
that isn't "rare" though
shimmering house-broken voyeur
  12/11/14
yeah man be sure to hit them with a comment.
Indigo painfully honest headpube
  12/11/14
SHATTERS your life
Lilac Police Squad House
  12/11/14
"Six years, pumo! . . . Six years -- four hundred d...
Carnelian sweet tailpipe famous landscape painting
  12/11/14
...
fragrant magenta genital piercing
  12/11/14
good to see someone is paying attention here.
Carnelian sweet tailpipe famous landscape painting
  12/11/14
"His means were modest" LOL at that bullshit six...
emerald gas station
  12/11/14
holy fuck he only worked biglaw for a year. go to hell
shimmering house-broken voyeur
  12/11/14
he spent his whole life in school. when he was at berkeley h...
Indigo painfully honest headpube
  12/11/14
*has net worth of -210000* *eats ramen noodles b/c of tax...
Jade coldplay fan
  12/11/14
HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP
Indigo painfully honest headpube
  12/11/14
is that summa cum laude?
Vengeful codepig hall
  12/12/14
bro looks fat as fuck in his firm bio compared to the other ...
Indigo painfully honest headpube
  12/11/14
stfu PN
provocative brunch associate
  12/11/14
120 :(
Ruby Boiling Water Hairy Legs
  12/11/14
I wonder what the mood is like at the Kirkland sf office tod...
irradiated sapphire personal credit line
  12/11/14
BIGLAW assicaticates are too boring and robotic to have any ...
fear-inspiring rebellious trump supporter international law enforcement agency
  12/11/14
...
Drunken chestnut stead hunting ground
  12/12/14
...
bright office wrinkle
  12/13/14
especially true in SF
Laughsome principal's office
  12/13/14
"Look at what they make us give," one associate sa...
yapping flushed double fault
  12/11/14
...
puce son of senegal roommate
  12/11/14
What's the source of this?
rusted 180 friendly grandma
  12/11/14
Jason Bourne movie. Bourne kills another assassin while with...
Pink bat-shit-crazy range private investor
  12/12/14
...
Laughsome principal's office
  12/13/14
...
Drunken chestnut stead hunting ground
  01/22/15
unjustifiably underrated poast
Laughsome principal's office
  01/22/15
"You eat what you kill." I would say they're 10...
mahogany stain
  12/11/14
This sounds right. Jfc
irradiated sapphire personal credit line
  12/11/14
christ on a stick
Glittery Well-lubricated People Who Are Hurt Point
  12/11/14
The cold hard truth is its business as usual. Associates way...
Charismatic Chrome Dopamine Market
  12/11/14
A mid-level at my firm at one of our smaller offices killed ...
cerebral onyx indirect expression library
  12/11/14
Someone died in my biglaw firm and literally the day everyon...
stubborn olive property
  12/11/14
lmao
cracking school cafeteria boltzmann
  12/11/14
"Let's push to get this doc production out early for Je...
Turquoise adulterous forum nibblets
  12/12/14
...
Very tactful temple
  12/12/14
...
Laughsome principal's office
  01/22/15
For the firm, in death as in life.
dun insanely creepy kitchen jew
  06/04/17
*Fish SPRINTING to mail a lateral application*
Exciting plum sanctuary
  12/11/14
:( Sad story for everyone involved.:(
mildly autistic dingle berry
  12/11/14
As much as i've thought about going out like this, the thing...
bateful wagecucks
  12/11/14
TITCR. I saw so many people toil away in abject misery. It...
transparent hominid mother
  12/11/14
He should have taken the NYS DOCCS exam this upcoming Januar...
talking mexican philosopher-king
  12/11/14
or even NYSAN MAN test.
fragrant magenta genital piercing
  12/11/14
Ti, OC, tcr. I can't understand people who wouldn't try just...
Charismatic Chrome Dopamine Market
  12/11/14
what can a 30 year old reasonably restart at though. esp as...
mustard beady-eyed casino
  12/12/14
Sure but you'd rather kill yourself than just run away? Coul...
Charismatic Chrome Dopamine Market
  12/12/14
yeah but when you've spent your whole life striving, strivin...
massive medicated reading party ticket booth
  12/11/14
this stuff happens in house too my friend http://abovethe...
motley gay volcanic crater
  12/11/14
...
bright office wrinkle
  12/13/14
earl-bot says: what a selfish asshole. Feel horrible for...
Stirring Alcoholic Public Bath Foreskin
  12/11/14
To be fair, you know nothing about the fiance. She could hav...
Charismatic Chrome Dopamine Market
  12/11/14
Hits close to home.
Mind-boggling Orchestra Pit
  12/11/14
You killed yourself too?
Charismatic Chrome Dopamine Market
  12/11/14
agreed
motley gay volcanic crater
  12/11/14
Partner didn't give attention To the fact that client didn'...
Confused Brindle University
  12/11/14
Clearly I remember Nit-picking on the boy Seamless each ni...
vibrant gaping
  12/12/14
How could I forget When I caught him sleeping under his des...
vibrant gaping
  12/12/14
damn, you guys.
Big messiness
  12/12/14
...
vibrant gaping
  12/12/14
most underrated subthread itt
Laughsome principal's office
  12/13/14
ty
vibrant gaping
  12/13/14
...
Confused Brindle University
  12/13/14
this is great
hyperactive odious turdskin
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...
Confused Brindle University
  12/13/14
...
nofapping hairraiser ape business firm
  12/12/14
...
Laughsome principal's office
  12/13/14
...
vibrant gaping
  03/05/17
so where can I send my app
chocolate spectacular weed whacker indian lodge
  12/11/14
His profile is still up on Kirkland.com. You think anyone th...
Zippy razzle hell mood
  12/11/14
...
yapping flushed double fault
  12/11/14
...
Confused Brindle University
  12/11/14
harsh
thriller heaven
  12/11/14
...
Turquoise adulterous forum nibblets
  12/11/14
Wouldn't surprise me if he's still being copied on shit
Charismatic Chrome Dopamine Market
  12/11/14
lolol
fluffy den idea he suggested
  12/12/14
...
Drab pea-brained feces
  12/11/14
jfc
burgundy kitty
  12/12/14
...
histrionic corn cake
  12/12/14
...
nofapping hairraiser ape business firm
  12/12/14
He may be gone, but he shall live on forever in the calendar...
cheese-eating garrison pervert
  12/12/14
...
puce son of senegal roommate
  12/12/14
still
razzmatazz party of the first part area
  12/12/14
...
Drunken chestnut stead hunting ground
  12/12/14
someone seriously needs to make a movie about biglaw includi...
Laughsome principal's office
  12/13/14
Business idea:
Confused Brindle University
  12/13/14
fuck
Exhilarant grizzly telephone windowlicker
  12/13/14
oh god oh -
Brilliant Talented School Skinny Woman
  12/13/14
...
Trip state keepsake machete
  12/22/14
...
misunderstood disrespectful death wish
  01/23/15
...
walnut curious psychic
  06/04/17
Pretty sad. I remember reading about a female kirkland asso...
mustard beady-eyed casino
  12/12/14
Mourn for colleague, prepare and deliver poignant anecdote r...
cheese-eating garrison pervert
  12/12/14
jfc 180
chest-beating passionate gunner travel guidebook
  12/12/14
...
Confused Brindle University
  12/12/14
...
Racy hateful corner athletic conference
  12/12/14
padded as usual
vibrant gaping
  12/12/14
...
Drunken chestnut stead hunting ground
  01/22/15
...
misunderstood disrespectful death wish
  01/23/15
Mid-level offed herself at my old firm. They sent around a ...
frozen dashing locus antidepressant drug
  12/12/14
"grinding tons of hours" pic? *gets out lotion*
provocative brunch associate
  12/13/14
if suicide, LOL if not, sucks terribly
Bipolar Address Community Account
  12/13/14
JESUS CHRIST....how is this dude's profile still up on K&...
Amethyst theater crotch
  12/22/14
Jesus. He's been in the ground for weeks now. Mr. Hammes, te...
cheese-eating garrison pervert
  12/22/14
Sick
rusted 180 friendly grandma
  12/22/14
Gotta keep him up there until Dec 2014 bills clear.
frozen dashing locus antidepressant drug
  12/22/14
This is really depressing. It's not like they left it as a t...
Amethyst theater crotch
  12/23/14
update: IT'S STILL THERE
Zippy razzle hell mood
  12/28/14
stopped reading at "nose-bleed GPA"
Startled insane trailer park milk
  12/22/14
email from partner to deceased: "In the future, please ...
Laughsome principal's office
  01/22/15
...
Up-to-no-good pit
  01/23/15
Hilarious that his brutal, savage suicide is repeatedly call...
stimulating crackhouse
  01/23/15
uvt actually
hyperactive odious turdskin
  01/23/15
https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jeremy-adler/4a/a08/5ba His ...
mahogany stain
  01/23/15
...
stimulating crackhouse
  01/23/15
brutal
frozen dashing locus antidepressant drug
  01/23/15
2.5 years away from copping non-equity partner!
mahogany stain
  02/11/16
http://www.theknot.com/wedding/Pringle-Adler
histrionic corn cake
  02/11/16
Oh. That's horrible with the honeymoon date calculation.
glassy unhinged national
  02/11/16
holy shit still there.
sadistic trust fund
  03/05/17
Coming soon to a LinkedIn Inbox: Jeremy Adler is celebrating...
mahogany stain
  09/15/17
...
White arousing cruise ship
  04/25/15
:(
Drunken chestnut stead hunting ground
  02/11/16
this handsome bro had no wife or kids right? why did he kill...
Drunken chestnut stead hunting ground
  02/11/16
:(
glassy unhinged national
  02/11/16
...
Lascivious Crawly Center Ladyboy
  06/04/17
the fucked up thing about this thread is it's the 2nd hit on...
aggressive mediation
  06/04/17
...
slippery aphrodisiac theatre striped hyena
  08/02/17
...
bespoke shitlib
  09/15/17
im just gonna ask the q everyone wants to know but is 2 scar...
Heady Background Story
  09/15/17
I hope she found a less selfish bro to devote herself to.
mahogany stain
  09/15/17
they sounded like true lovers.
Heady Background Story
  09/15/17
did anyone check her FB
bespoke shitlib
  09/15/17
Of course I am sure she did. I doubt she even thinks of thi...
Magical razzle-dazzle fanboi
  08/17/20
...
comical crystalline chapel
  08/17/20
great bump
soul-stirring senate
  08/17/20


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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: mahogany stain

http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/insidebayarea/obituary.aspx?n=jeremy-theriault-adler&pid=173405169&fhid=5486

I'm sure that his life, on balance, remained in balance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908659)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: Citrine station

I'd be pissed if I died prematurely after all this delayed gratification. Dude spend his life grinding and had nothing to show for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908682)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: frozen dashing locus antidepressant drug

Truly brutal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908940)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Drab pea-brained feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912370)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: Godawful church elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472277)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:25 PM
Author: marvelous orchid scourge upon the earth black woman

Wonder if he could even get life insurance, and assuming he could if he loaded up and now his fiancee is balling out of control. Or better yet, he never changed the beneficiary and it all goes to his parents and they will use it to buy him a dope mauseleum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#40768695)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Amber liquid oxygen spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916283)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: shimmering house-broken voyeur

jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908675)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:24 AM
Author: shimmering house-broken voyeur

just remember all this light and life was spent on billing for the past 12+ months and then out of nowhere was gone.

it could be you. it could be you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908684)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: bright office wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922898)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: Zippy razzle hell mood

fuuuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922977)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: Garnet stage love of her life

Anyone know cause of death? Was this a suicide?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908693)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: mahogany stain

"For all his strengths, there was something overwhelming about the world that Jeremy, in a vulnerable moment, could not quite conquer. We will never know what that something was, only that it caused Jeremy to leave us."

What else could it be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908711)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: Garnet stage love of her life

Well it could either be suicide or some sort of drug overdose (some shit about demons, etc.), but I think that probably indicates suicide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908720)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:13 PM
Author: Charismatic Chrome Dopamine Market

It said a vulnerable moment like it was intentional

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908863)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: shimmering house-broken voyeur

cr. unless it was some sort of allergy or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909358)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:22 PM
Author: Excitant Slate Sandwich

perhaps Apollo himself guided the arrow of Paris to slay young Jeremy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909681)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: shimmering house-broken voyeur

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909688)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Church Building Marketing Idea

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910065)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:46 PM
Author: slippery aphrodisiac theatre striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472261)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: Dead contagious yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909704)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:07 AM
Author: diverse organic girlfriend set

Literally fucking heartbreaking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26915140)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:19 PM
Author: Dull institution tattoo

Jesus that is so sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#40768662)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Buck-toothed demanding sneaky criminal

for some reason i picture him having AVM like Nate on six feet under. they mention a rare medical condition, but he was still going on with his life as if he was fine (engaged, biglaw, etc.).

or maybe he was just like ljl white women and checked out of here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908723)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: Godawful church elastic band

he's got gay face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908697)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: cocky incel

I feel bad for loling but can't help it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909089)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Godawful church elastic band

he's definitely gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909245)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: cocky incel

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909252)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Ungodly startling rigpig stage

And engaged to a chick. I think this may be the overwhelming thing he couldn't overcome despite all of his strength.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909288)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: Slap-happy nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472271)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: appetizing narrow-minded old irish cottage deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27165468)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: Boyish toilet seat

Wait, did he killself or was it drugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908713)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: know-it-all mauve locale partner

Damn, sounds like a suicide:

For all his strengths, there was something overwhelming about the world that Jeremy, in a vulnerable moment, could not quite conquer. We will never know what that something was, only that it caused Jeremy to leave us. - See more at:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908717)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: fear-inspiring rebellious trump supporter international law enforcement agency

Did his SHATTER THE MARKET bonus clear at least first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908721)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: gaped native factory reset button

KIRKLAND no longer SHATTERS. That's probably why he killed self.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908831)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:54 PM
Author: fear-inspiring rebellious trump supporter international law enforcement agency

Did they at least have $17,500 first year bonuses and then start trimming mid and high level to claim they do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909481)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: Frisky crimson preventive strike

Hope more details come up on this. Pretty sad that he was so insignificant to Kirkland that they still haven't taken his profile down (possible they are not even aware). I know someone who did IP lit in that office and billed 3k minimum per year. I know another person who had what can only be described as complete emotional meltdown (the kind of girl who was always positive and upbeat). Hopefully, Kirkland can be a true market leader and institute some mental health check program that will be a model for a market, however, I believe we all know that an earth shattering hush payment to the family is the most likely outcome here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908794)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: mahogany stain

Thanks a lot Obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908813)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:37 PM
Author: angry scarlet meetinghouse

LOL at 3000 per year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910684)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: Racy hateful corner athletic conference

Attrition is pretty high at Kirkland, so this is not terribly surprising.

However, associates usually wait until the New Year to transition out of the firm, so this departure before bonuses are paid out is a bit abnormal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908826)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:06 PM
Author: gaped native factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908835)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: cerebral onyx indirect expression library

Jesus dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908857)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:15 PM
Author: provocative brunch associate

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908881)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: rusted 180 friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908867)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: frozen dashing locus antidepressant drug

the departing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908964)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: misunderstood disrespectful death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909125)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Lilac Police Squad House

See you hell, because I laff'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909369)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: Heady Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#34217533)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Shaky parlour

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909630)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:32 PM
Author: pearly swashbuckling stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26911076)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Drab pea-brained feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912384)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:08 PM
Author: walnut curious psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472420)



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Date: October 16th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: bright office wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#48204667)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: Charismatic Chrome Dopamine Market

It sounds like he killed himself? "Something overwhelming about the world he could not quite conquer"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908845)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:11 PM
Author: Charismatic Chrome Dopamine Market

Sounds like the stress of biglaw got to him.... Dude was likely miserable in his last few years and saw nothing but bleakness going forward. Kinda sad even with being engaged. Dude should have at least tried quitting and seeing if that made him happier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908852)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:27 PM
Author: frozen dashing locus antidepressant drug

Quitting after "compiling a nose-bleed GPA"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26908972)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: mahogany stain

Fucking GPA splitters. Grinders the lot of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909051)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Indigo painfully honest headpube

do NOT talk that way about a scholar

HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909419)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: dun insanely creepy kitchen jew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgSJUzYCGtc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909064)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:54 PM
Author: wild depressive tanning salon

Never gets old. Would love to see the footage that didn't make the cut, like the cocking of the gun pointed at Robert C. Davis' head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909100)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:28 PM
Author: titillating azn abode

I can't believe how fast time is going..this dude wasn't born until 1985

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909282)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted menage dragon

He is currently enjoying DLA PIPER. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909296)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: fear-inspiring rebellious trump supporter international law enforcement agency

"If you want to balance, you can, on balance, do so."

What the fuck does that even mean? Aren't lawyers paid to not spout meaningless jargon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909499)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Brilliant Talented School Skinny Woman

i am sure whoever wrote the script thought repeating 'balance' was a clever rhetorical flourish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922970)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: bright office wrinkle

http://www.anitaslove.com/about/

Anita L. Schick died on August 21st, 2009, peacefully in her bed. She wasn’t sick. She was 27 weeks pregnant and in (seemingly) perfect health. To date, no cause is known for her death. She was 37 years old.

Anita’s life revolved around God and her relationships to people. She touched people with her laughter, caring and love. This site hopes to continue her love.

Writing helps me heal, so here I am with a new blog. In addition to continuing Anita’s legacy, I am working through my own feelings by examining who she was – which makes me feel closer to her. This also provides a place to gather information for our three children so they can one day understand better who their mother was.

If you have any feelings, thoughts, memories or stories about Anita, please email me at greg@anitaslove.com – I am collecting these specifically for the children. Some of them I may use on the site. If you prefer not to have your name used on the site or to have your stories shared only with the children, please let me know. But do not let that stop you from sharing with my family the love that Anita gave you.

Thank you.

Greg Schick

August 2009

Update: January 2010, the coronor finally presented us the report and issued a death certificate. The official cause of death was an enlarged heart with additional conditions being a placental abruption. Since they don’t know if the placenta detatched before or after her heart stopped, they could not say for certain that it was the cause of death. But I say for certain it was because I knew my wife. She had two natural childbirths with no medication by going into a trace-like state during labor. She had a high pain tolerance and, I believe, would have put herself into the same mental trance if she felt a lot of pain (which she did that moring, she told me). I think she was trying to resist the pain of the abruption over a period of several hours until her heart finally gave out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922907)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:30 AM
Author: Azure Harsh Space Halford

the first dude's wiggling foot tic gets me every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169157)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: thriller heaven

fiancee is a 10/10

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10516781_10103348535200423_3835150854588191318_n.jpg?oh=e55ff740a0d9ab6c9498410d1bb128f0&oe=550E304C&__gda__=1426702682_9461300fe953e108c538fe6678ce3d5d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909244)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Godawful church elastic band

he's gay hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909250)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: thriller heaven

her note on her fb page is sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909254)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Charismatic Chrome Dopamine Market

Pls post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909258)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: thriller heaven

eh, just put her name in fb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909279)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:34 PM
Author: wonderful bawdyhouse sex offender

i think I got some dust in my eye or a little mist drifted in the room or something at the second to last sentence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909324)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: thriller heaven

this.

and it doesnt seem like suicide. says he died a rare death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909347)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: wonderful bawdyhouse sex offender

uh, bro, that note and his mom's comment on the note make it pretty obvious that it was suicide

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909354)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: thriller heaven

i can't find the mom's comment. initials?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909379)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: wonderful bawdyhouse sex offender

most likely actually his dad or brother or something. 14 comments in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909396)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: thriller heaven

holy shit, you're right.

this is sad. they could be anyone i know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909411)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:31 PM
Author: Pungent potus lay

jfc you guys are thorough in reviewing facebook discovery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910057)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: yapping flushed double fault

When's the last time you've heard of someone hanging themselves with a telephone cord DURING a conference call?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909406)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: thriller heaven

too soon, breh. too soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909416)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Charismatic Chrome Dopamine Market

I laughed I'm going to hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909436)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted menage dragon

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909849)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: cerebral onyx indirect expression library

Oh my God. I hope someone loves me as much as this someday:

If anyone from LA wants to come to the funeral, but cannot afford it, please do not hesitate to ask me for funds. I can't think of anything better to put my wedding money to than celebrating Jeremy's life. I love you, Jer bear. I love you more than you will ever know. I love you, the most golden of bears. Wait for me. Your wife, Rachel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909427)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: shimmering house-broken voyeur

oh my god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909431)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: cerebral onyx indirect expression library

The credited oh my god. OMG does not cover it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909469)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: shimmering house-broken voyeur

i was ok until "your wife"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909485)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: cerebral onyx indirect expression library

Dude. How did "Wait for Me" not fucking floor you? I mean Jesus Fucking Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909492)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: nubile concupiscible shrine round eye

not quite sure where he i going to go- looks like he is stuck waiting for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#34217517)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: wonderful bawdyhouse sex offender

the "wait for me" got me. you can feel the love and desperation building up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909502)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: cerebral onyx indirect expression library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909510)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: provocative brunch associate

yeah I got a boner there too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909542)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: glassy unhinged national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29804046)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Big messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910338)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:09 AM
Author: diverse organic girlfriend set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26915148)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: Charismatic Chrome Dopamine Market

To be fair, they probably do. You'll just have to die for them to say it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909447)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: cerebral onyx indirect expression library

I don't know bro. Offering to pay for people to come to a funeral is an unbelievable act of love.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909487)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: emerald gas station

she probably has like 40K just sitting around now that the wedding won't happen, it's an act of love, but i sure wouldn't call it "unbelievable"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909498)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: cerebral onyx indirect expression library

Bro, I think she is Jewish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909515)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:26 PM
Author: purple floppy piazza

From the little we know of her I'm willing to bet there's zero chance of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909709)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: emerald gas station

So the takeaway is obviously that YOU should tell your loved ones TODAY how you feel before it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909490)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: cerebral onyx indirect expression library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909497)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: emerald gas station

one of my friends just found out her husband was cheating on her, so that night when i got home i woke my wife up and asked her if she was happy being married to me and we just cuddled for a while as i told her the sad story and then she said no i am not happy and can you please get up, you're cutting off the circulation to tyrone's dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909511)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: shimmering house-broken voyeur

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909518)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: emerald gas station

but in seriousness, she said she was very happy and so i relaxed

you don't know, but my wife is super awesome, smart, supportive, and hot - basically hit the jackpot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909632)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: shimmering house-broken voyeur

:) :) :) :) :) :) that makes me happy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909638)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: Charismatic Chrome Dopamine Market

My wife would say she is not happy. Fml

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909523)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: cocky incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909555)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Slap-happy nowag

LOL faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909629)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: pearly swashbuckling stag film

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26911091)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:15 PM
Author: Territorial electric puppy resort

Best post by a pumo of 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26923467)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: motley gay volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472312)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Charismatic Chrome Dopamine Market

That's true, but it's not the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909513)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: provocative brunch associate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv7w200rrcs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909526)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: wild depressive tanning salon

jesus.

Also: *toward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909458)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: cerebral onyx indirect expression library

Only on xo would you have a to v. toward masterman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909505)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: thriller heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909474)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: French queen of the night juggernaut

kinda macabre, no? better have this gal on suicide watch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909534)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:28 PM
Author: Laughsome principal's office

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHhp1ICLuHE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922931)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: cocky incel

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909541)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: cerebral onyx indirect expression library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909701)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: bateful wagecucks

oh my. what a lovely girl. so terrible. terrible. terrible. terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909622)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: cerebral onyx indirect expression library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909703)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: fear-inspiring rebellious trump supporter international law enforcement agency

This is where you reply golden bears are extinct. Too soon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909633)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Excitant Slate Sandwich

oh dear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909695)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:52 PM
Author: cerebral onyx indirect expression library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909836)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: saffron karate

i feel really bad for her and his family.

i will never understand how dark a place somebody has to be in to think it's ok to allow loved ones to suffer through a suicide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909728)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:52 PM
Author: cerebral onyx indirect expression library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909843)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:15 PM
Author: Hairless parlor

i know what you mean. i think it's really important to keep those things separate though - that it's in no way a referendum on how much they love their family.

speaking from experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909976)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:18 PM
Author: canary place of business dog poop

she sounds guilty if you ask me. what are the odds he found out she was banging another dude and that's why he offed himself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909997)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: fluffy den idea he suggested

95%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26913788)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:50 AM
Author: Ruby Boiling Water Hairy Legs

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26915212)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Drunken chestnut stead hunting ground

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916853)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: mahogany stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29804038)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: chocolate spectacular weed whacker indian lodge

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#49596842)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: cocky incel

On a scale of 1-20?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909261)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:34 PM
Author: wild depressive tanning salon

Maybe he means 10 divided by 10?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909325)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: Godawful church elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909391)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: cerebral onyx indirect expression library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909705)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: wild depressive tanning salon

Also lives in LA making nothing as a private school teacher while he was billing 280/month at K&E. Sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909350)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: thriller heaven

i'm sure she has rich parents, like all jews do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909385)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:54 PM
Author: emerald gas station

7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909478)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: glassy unhinged national

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27165350)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Bisexual Mental Disorder Rehab

invalid link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29809391)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:25 PM
Author: flesh national security agency hospital

Doesn't the article say he had a lifelong medical condition? Maybe he died from that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909266)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:26 PM
Author: Charismatic Chrome Dopamine Market

It's really an odd twist. You read that up front and think oh he got got from a heart attack or something, but then it's like bam one moment of weakness!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909276)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Multi-colored whorehouse goal in life

the family was probably obliquely referring to depression

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909364)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Ungodly startling rigpig stage

(reading comp masterman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909439)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Multi-colored whorehouse goal in life

gd i can't believe you had to poast this for me to realize i was responding to flaem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909533)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: shimmering house-broken voyeur

that isn't "rare" though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909450)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: Indigo painfully honest headpube

yeah man be sure to hit them with a comment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909517)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Lilac Police Squad House

SHATTERS your life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909366)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Carnelian sweet tailpipe famous landscape painting

"Six years, pumo! . . .

Six years -- four hundred depositions --

a hundred motions -- five changes of venue --

eighty-four thousand documents in discovery!

...Six years I steered this beast, pumo --

six years of stalling and screaming and scheming . . "



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909368)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: fragrant magenta genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910115)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:24 PM
Author: Carnelian sweet tailpipe famous landscape painting

good to see someone is paying attention here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910287)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: emerald gas station

"His means were modest"

LOL at that bullshit

six figure income is not "modest means"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909402)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: shimmering house-broken voyeur

holy fuck he only worked biglaw for a year. go to hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909413)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Indigo painfully honest headpube

he spent his whole life in school. when he was at berkeley he worked at in-n-out burger what the fuck do you want?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909430)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Jade coldplay fan

*has net worth of -210000*

*eats ramen noodles b/c of taxes & debt service*

*gets shat on for being a 1%er by racist internet posters*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912290)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Indigo painfully honest headpube

HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909425)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 6:34 AM
Author: Vengeful codepig hall

is that summa cum laude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26915274)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Indigo painfully honest headpube

bro looks fat as fuck in his firm bio compared to the other pics. too much seamless faggot. maybe if he went to the gym and squatted once in a while he wouldn't be a depressed faggot .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909457)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: provocative brunch associate

stfu PN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909551)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Ruby Boiling Water Hairy Legs

120 :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909491)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: irradiated sapphire personal credit line

I wonder what the mood is like at the Kirkland sf office today.

Must be weird to be in his associate class and think, "someone else preferred death over my everyday routine."

Though in sure his job wasn't the only thing that contributed to this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909535)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: fear-inspiring rebellious trump supporter international law enforcement agency

BIGLAW assicaticates are too boring and robotic to have any kind of self reflection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909559)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Drunken chestnut stead hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916840)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: bright office wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922917)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: Laughsome principal's office

especially true in SF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922939)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: yapping flushed double fault

"Look at what they make us give," one associate says to another while waiting in the Keurig line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909562)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: puce son of senegal roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909953)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: rusted 180 friendly grandma

What's the source of this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910342)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 2:50 AM
Author: Pink bat-shit-crazy range private investor

Jason Bourne movie. Bourne kills another assassin while with Marie's brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26914828)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: Laughsome principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922944)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Drunken chestnut stead hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27165460)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: Laughsome principal's office

unjustifiably underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27165470)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: mahogany stain

"You eat what you kill."

I would say they're 10% shocked/sad at his death, 40% jealous that he doesn't have to work in biglaw anymore, and 50% masochistically happy that they can grab his hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909642)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:20 PM
Author: irradiated sapphire personal credit line

This sounds right. Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909666)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:25 PM
Author: Glittery Well-lubricated People Who Are Hurt Point

christ on a stick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910032)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:19 PM
Author: Charismatic Chrome Dopamine Market

The cold hard truth is its business as usual. Associates way too slammed to think about shit like this. They only have the piles and piles of work that people wanted a week ago to think about breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909663)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: cerebral onyx indirect expression library

A mid-level at my firm at one of our smaller offices killed self (I did some research for him in our state once) and while the firm did a nice tribute to him on the website and in some internal emails, nothing else was done other than going to his funeral (people from his office). I don't think the entire thing infringed more than 5 minutes out of my billables.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909689)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: stubborn olive property

Someone died in my biglaw firm and literally the day everyone found out a partner told me and another associate that it wasn't going to be easy for anyone, but there were matters that needed to be attended to, so we'd have to soldier on with heavy hearts or some crap like that. unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910605)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: cracking school cafeteria boltzmann

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910611)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:15 AM
Author: Turquoise adulterous forum nibblets

"Let's push to get this doc production out early for Jeremy. He would have wanted it that way."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26915752)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Very tactful temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916645)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: Laughsome principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27165482)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:00 PM
Author: dun insanely creepy kitchen jew

For the firm, in death as in life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472363)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: Exciting plum sanctuary

*Fish SPRINTING to mail a lateral application*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26909962)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:19 PM
Author: mildly autistic dingle berry

:( Sad story for everyone involved.:(



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910011)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: bateful wagecucks

As much as i've thought about going out like this, the thing about biglaw is that you have a great first option--quitting. Or even just taking an official leave. Or just calling in sick for 2 weeks. Any of those steps would be a very material change. In other words, in biglaw, you have something so big to unload that you can reasonably expect it to render an immediate and drastic life change--so first move should be ringing the bell. In a way its comforting--there is an intermediate step short of this. Sure, it might not work, but it's there and easy. Fuck peer pressure or keeping up appearances when the alternative is this.

I wish i could have talked to the guy. His fiance sounds so sweet and caring and it is just terrible. And fuck K&E and this fucking industry by the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910018)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:27 PM
Author: transparent hominid mother

TITCR. I saw so many people toil away in abject misery. It erodes their personality, changes their behaviors, ruins lives. I have nothing but unadulterated hatred for every partner in my former law firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910039)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: talking mexican philosopher-king

He should have taken the NYS DOCCS exam this upcoming January 2015. Great benefits. Great pay. As much or as little overtime as you want. You get to carry an off duty gun and I'm sure he had a shitton saved.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910059)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: fragrant magenta genital piercing

or even NYSAN MAN test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910124)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:18 PM
Author: Charismatic Chrome Dopamine Market

Ti, OC, tcr. I can't understand people who wouldn't try just escaping all responsibility and restarting somewhere else vs killing themselves. When I'm depressed I fantasize about quitting my job and doing nothing for a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910255)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: mustard beady-eyed casino

what can a 30 year old reasonably restart at though. esp as a man chained to society's and his wife's expectations. living in SF surrounded by strivers, women with high expectations, etc.... it sucks but it's not acceptable to just quit your well paying job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916107)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:59 AM
Author: Charismatic Chrome Dopamine Market

Sure but you'd rather kill yourself than just run away? Could just drop off the planet man if you are so worried about the shame of facing expectations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916268)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: massive medicated reading party ticket booth

yeah but when you've spent your whole life striving, striving, striving, calling it quits just doesn't seem like the easy way out.

What a fucked up mindset we lawyers have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910986)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:04 PM
Author: motley gay volcanic crater

this stuff happens in house too my friend

http://abovethelaw.com/2014/10/big-banks-associate-gc-hangs-himself-following-legal-troubles/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912078)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: bright office wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922913)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: Stirring Alcoholic Public Bath Foreskin

earl-bot says:

what a selfish asshole. Feel horrible for his poor fiance. Who the fuck does that?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910120)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:19 PM
Author: Charismatic Chrome Dopamine Market

To be fair, you know nothing about the fiance. She could have treated him like dogs it for all you know. I'm sure she really did love him but that doesn't mean she was a good gf. She could have been cheating on him or whatever. Who knows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910265)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:30 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Orchestra Pit

Hits close to home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26910314)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: Charismatic Chrome Dopamine Market

You killed yourself too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26911698)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:03 PM
Author: motley gay volcanic crater

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912070)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Confused Brindle University

Partner didn't give attention

To the fact that client didn't care

King Jeremy the wicked

Billed his hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912199)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:47 AM
Author: vibrant gaping

Clearly I remember

Nit-picking on the boy

Seamless each night, lunch a taco truck

But we ignored his cryin

Trashed his brief

And shit on the new draft he'd submit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26915919)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: vibrant gaping

How could I forget

When I caught him sleeping under his desk

I saw him hurting

Westlaw left open

Just like the day

Like the day I heard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916277)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: Big messiness

damn, you guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916309)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:26 PM
Author: vibrant gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26920103)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:39 PM
Author: Laughsome principal's office

most underrated subthread itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922999)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: vibrant gaping

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26923015)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:29 PM
Author: Confused Brindle University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26923548)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: hyperactive odious turdskin

this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922834)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:29 PM
Author: Confused Brindle University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26923549)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: nofapping hairraiser ape business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916042)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:40 PM
Author: Laughsome principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26923000)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 9:29 PM
Author: vibrant gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#32761811)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: chocolate spectacular weed whacker indian lodge

so where can I send my app

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912201)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Zippy razzle hell mood

His profile is still up on Kirkland.com. You think anyone there has realized he's gone yet? I picture his phone still vibrating in a drawer somewhere zzzzzt zzzt zzzzt zzzt "where are you?" "where is the motion to compel draft?" "are you out of the office all week? why didn't you tell us in advance?" zzzzt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912273)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: yapping flushed double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912280)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: Confused Brindle University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912284)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: thriller heaven

harsh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912292)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Turquoise adulterous forum nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912304)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:38 PM
Author: Charismatic Chrome Dopamine Market

Wouldn't surprise me if he's still being copied on shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912341)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: fluffy den idea he suggested

lolol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26913834)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Drab pea-brained feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26912379)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:59 AM
Author: burgundy kitty

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26915224)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:19 AM
Author: histrionic corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26915783)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: nofapping hairraiser ape business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916043)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: cheese-eating garrison pervert

He may be gone, but he shall live on forever in the calendar invites for the weekly team calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916078)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: puce son of senegal roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916362)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: razzmatazz party of the first part area

still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916664)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Drunken chestnut stead hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916862)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Laughsome principal's office

someone seriously needs to make a movie about biglaw including this scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922948)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: Confused Brindle University

Business idea:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26924877)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: Exhilarant grizzly telephone windowlicker

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26923005)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 3:00 PM
Author: Brilliant Talented School Skinny Woman

oh god oh -

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26923097)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: Trip state keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26979462)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: misunderstood disrespectful death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169011)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: walnut curious psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472423)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: mustard beady-eyed casino

Pretty sad. I remember reading about a female kirkland associate who offed herself a few years ago;.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916058)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:30 AM
Author: cheese-eating garrison pervert

Mourn for colleague, prepare and deliver poignant anecdote re memory of deceased. (0.3)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916086)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: chest-beating passionate gunner travel guidebook

jfc

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916232)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Confused Brindle University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916275)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Racy hateful corner athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916278)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:05 PM
Author: vibrant gaping

padded as usual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26916292)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: Drunken chestnut stead hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27165463)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: misunderstood disrespectful death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169018)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: frozen dashing locus antidepressant drug

Mid-level offed herself at my old firm. They sent around a very cryptic RIP email. Wasn't at all clear what happened until you scrolled down and saw the option to donate to the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention. She was gone from the website within an hour of the email being sent. Cute girl, known for grinding tons of hours, really a shame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26917055)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:20 PM
Author: provocative brunch associate

"grinding tons of hours" pic? *gets out lotion*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26922894)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Bipolar Address Community Account

if suicide, LOL

if not, sucks terribly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26924912)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:06 AM
Author: Amethyst theater crotch

JESUS CHRIST....how is this dude's profile still up on K&E's website?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26978895)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:52 AM
Author: cheese-eating garrison pervert

Jesus. He's been in the ground for weeks now. Mr. Hammes, tear down this profile!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26979009)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:18 AM
Author: rusted 180 friendly grandma

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26979417)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:22 AM
Author: frozen dashing locus antidepressant drug

Gotta keep him up there until Dec 2014 bills clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26979424)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 7:26 PM
Author: Amethyst theater crotch

This is really depressing. It's not like they left it as a tribute to him or something since there's nothing even noting that he passed away.

Pretty depressing that an associate can die and it's like no one at Kirkland has even noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26988486)



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Date: December 28th, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: Zippy razzle hell mood

update: IT'S STILL THERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27014605)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: Startled insane trailer park milk

stopped reading at "nose-bleed GPA"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#26979437)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: Laughsome principal's office

email from partner to deceased: "In the future, please let us know in advance when you will be committing suicide so that we can make adequate staffing adjustments for your matters. Thanks,"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27165504)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:34 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169170)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:15 AM
Author: stimulating crackhouse

Hilarious that his brutal, savage suicide is repeatedly called his "passing" on his scholarship website, completely obscuring the fact that he was miserable due to his life choices of pursuing BigFlaw.

http://jeremyadlerscholarship.org/#firstPage

Also, can't tell if the long haired asian behind him in the banner photo is a NOWAG or just a typical Berkeley moonface dame that turned into his gf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169041)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: hyperactive odious turdskin

uvt actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169186)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:15 AM
Author: mahogany stain

https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jeremy-adler/4a/a08/5ba

His time at K&E will increase and people will wonder why he hasn't copped breakfast after 16-20 years as an associate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169043)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: stimulating crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169053)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: frozen dashing locus antidepressant drug

brutal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27169103)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: mahogany stain

2.5 years away from copping non-equity partner!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29804052)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: histrionic corn cake

http://www.theknot.com/wedding/Pringle-Adler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29804134)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: glassy unhinged national

Oh. That's horrible with the honeymoon date calculation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29804148)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 9:31 PM
Author: sadistic trust fund

holy shit still there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#32761827)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: mahogany stain

Coming soon to a LinkedIn Inbox: Jeremy Adler is celebrating a 4-year work anniversary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#34217506)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 7:02 AM
Author: White arousing cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#27756203)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: Drunken chestnut stead hunting ground

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29804042)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: Drunken chestnut stead hunting ground

this handsome bro had no wife or kids right? why did he kill himself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29804053)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: glassy unhinged national

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#29804069)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Lascivious Crawly Center Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472252)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:08 PM
Author: aggressive mediation

the fucked up thing about this thread is it's the 2nd hit on google (via a blog)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33472417)



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Date: August 2nd, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: slippery aphrodisiac theatre striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#33903100)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: bespoke shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#34217483)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: Heady Background Story

im just gonna ask the q everyone wants to know but is 2 scared to ask: did his fiance remarry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#34217493)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: mahogany stain

I hope she found a less selfish bro to devote herself to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#34217514)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: Heady Background Story

they sounded like true lovers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#34217536)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:59 PM
Author: bespoke shitlib

did anyone check her FB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#34217869)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 2:07 PM
Author: Magical razzle-dazzle fanboi

Of course I am sure she did. I doubt she even thinks of this dude anymore. It was 6 years ago. This is why you don’t commit suicide. You become a footnote unfortunately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#40768910)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:04 PM
Author: comical crystalline chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#40768599)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:06 PM
Author: soul-stirring senate

great bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2#40768609)