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Date: March 5th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: zombie-like yellow garrison stain

i've been going there lately to do work since the b-school library is too loud.

just had an interesting convo with a 3L bro who was sitting right next to me. him and this girl were chatting about b-school and how awesome it is that their grades don't matter. i chuckled, and the guy asks "I'm assuming you're at the b-school?" (I am wearing my CBS fleece jacket). I said "yes," and then we started chatting. some of the stuff he said are below.

"I'm taking capital markets at the b-school right now and studying for CFA Level I. I badly want to break into finance eventually, but I majored in a worthless subject in college, like most people here in law school."

"I wish I could get your job, but I just don't have the right experience."

I laughed and said that we all have our dream jobs and that after a few years in law, he could jump over to finance.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2823117&forum_id=2#27434632)



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Date: March 5th, 2015 4:35 PM
Author: Beady-eyed roommate toaster



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Date: September 12th, 2015 4:06 AM
Author: provocative obsidian property ceo



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Date: October 28th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: Charismatic bronze round eye pisswyrm



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Date: December 26th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: Hot Nighttime Shrine



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Date: May 12th, 2016 10:15 AM
Author: chest-beating mother dilemma



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Date: March 5th, 2015 2:03 PM
Author: buff milk

Hiding outside the women's bathroom stroking your little yellow clitdick =/= having a conversation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2823117&forum_id=2#27434693)



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Date: March 5th, 2015 4:44 PM
Author: Stirring People Who Are Hurt Pocket Flask



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Date: March 5th, 2015 5:32 PM
Author: Cerise chapel ratface



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:59 PM
Author: coral underhanded library mad cow disease



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Date: March 5th, 2015 2:08 PM
Author: Beady-eyed roommate toaster

"So that was the famous JJC," the girl said, awestruck.

"Yes," the man said. "He was a legend in Chicago. A finance prodigy."

She twirled her hair. "I... I wonder if I'm an HB9 to him."

The man tried to laugh, but it came out as more of a sharp bark. "Keep it in your pants, whore," he snarled. "JJC would never date a girl who worked at Paul Weiss, no matter how blonde her hair was."

She hung her head. She was truly doomed to life with this aspie law dork instead of balling out in South America. And yet - and yet - a girl could hope...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2823117&forum_id=2#27434714)



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Date: March 5th, 2015 2:10 PM
Author: cerebral becky

180

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Date: March 5th, 2015 4:55 PM
Author: swashbuckling french chef



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Date: March 5th, 2015 5:04 PM
Author: Ocher galvanic roast beef



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Date: March 5th, 2015 5:04 PM
Author: autistic electric chad



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Date: March 5th, 2015 5:25 PM
Author: buck-toothed gay legal warrant candlestick maker



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Date: March 26th, 2015 9:00 PM
Author: provocative obsidian property ceo



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Date: March 26th, 2015 9:17 PM
Author: self-absorbed excitant boltzmann reading party



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Date: September 12th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: coral underhanded library mad cow disease



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:59 PM
Author: maroon rambunctious locale mental disorder

180

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Date: December 26th, 2015 1:34 PM
Author: Orange gas station



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Date: April 8th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: iridescent glittery rigpig lay



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Date: June 5th, 2016 1:36 PM
Author: iridescent glittery rigpig lay



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Date: August 3rd, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: Smoky comical spot sneaky criminal



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:41 PM
Author: titillating pink step-uncle's house juggernaut



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:45 PM
Author: stimulating water buffalo ape



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:46 PM
Author: Overrated aggressive brunch dysfunction



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Date: April 21st, 2019 9:44 PM
Author: titillating pink step-uncle's house juggernaut

still 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2823117&forum_id=2#38121457)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 9:49 PM
Author: Exhilarant incel



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Date: March 5th, 2015 4:40 PM
Author: infuriating wonderful plaza

I would literally rather be a plumber and own my own plumbing business, making 75k a year, then be some fucking loser in a cubicle at 10pm every night putting numbers into an excel chart while the best years of my life melts away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2823117&forum_id=2#27435770)



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Date: March 26th, 2015 8:50 PM
Author: swashbuckling french chef



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Date: September 12th, 2015 3:44 AM
Author: Fuchsia gay wizard twinkling uncleanness



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Date: September 12th, 2015 3:58 AM
Author: heady ticket booth trust fund

trust me dude, you dont want to be a plumber though. youd probably be better off being the finance guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2823117&forum_id=2#28739431)



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Date: March 5th, 2015 4:44 PM
Author: Ocher galvanic roast beef

loling in my office at this

"i chuckled" "of COURSE i was wearing my biz school jacket on campus!"

r we 100%, i mean *really* 100% sure jjc isn't flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2823117&forum_id=2#27435798)



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Date: March 5th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Pungent light university halford

if jjc is real he definitely would

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2823117&forum_id=2#27435844)



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Date: March 5th, 2015 4:54 PM
Author: vermilion coldplay fan forum

"I said yes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2823117&forum_id=2#27435884)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 8:38 AM
Author: swashbuckling french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2823117&forum_id=2#27729035)



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Date: September 12th, 2015 3:31 AM
Author: swashbuckling french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2823117&forum_id=2#28739386)



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Date: March 5th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: buck-toothed gay legal warrant candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2823117&forum_id=2#27436116)



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Date: March 6th, 2015 7:10 AM
Author: Beady-eyed roommate toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2823117&forum_id=2#27439737)



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Date: March 26th, 2015 8:49 PM
Author: Beady-eyed roommate toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2823117&forum_id=2#27561388)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 8:43 AM
Author: Sickened Pit Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2823117&forum_id=2#27729043)



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Date: September 12th, 2015 3:33 AM
Author: milky soggy stead

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2823117&forum_id=2#28739388)



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Date: September 12th, 2015 3:33 AM
Author: transparent misanthropic pozpig

LOL, expected no less from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2823117&forum_id=2#28739389)



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Date: September 12th, 2015 3:47 AM
Author: Orange gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2823117&forum_id=2#28739407)



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Date: September 12th, 2015 8:17 AM
Author: infuriating wonderful plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2823117&forum_id=2#28739662)



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Date: September 12th, 2015 8:57 AM
Author: Confused hospital

(middling IQ dork who is MAF he got dinged from NYU, Columbia, and Cornell law that he had to go to TTT Fordham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2823117&forum_id=2#28739693)



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Date: September 12th, 2015 9:41 AM
Author: milky soggy stead

(Jjc, too autistic to not post the same thing under every moniker)

Thought you retired prodigy? Crushing IRL failure too much to take this weekend? DAT dancing monkey frame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2823117&forum_id=2#28739777)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: Grizzly Sinister Lettuce

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2823117&forum_id=2#28954587)



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Date: September 12th, 2015 9:45 AM
Author: vivacious meetinghouse boistinker

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2823117&forum_id=2#28739788)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:52 PM
Author: transparent misanthropic pozpig

So I guess we can reconstruct what happened here, assuming this wasn't completely made up.

JJC got decked out in his MBA gear, consisting of an assortment of CBS logo items and stereotypical, overdone pseudo-prep MBA clothing, went into the law school library, and found some unintimidating easy targets. Then, he sat down near them and started audaciously grumbling about MBA stuff or having a fake phone convo about MBA stuff. When the law student, realizing that JJC really, really wanted to talk about the business school, attempted to engage him, JJC asked him some leading questions until he got some raw material that he polished into this post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2823117&forum_id=2#28954943)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:56 PM
Author: Orange gas station



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Date: May 12th, 2016 10:05 AM
Author: Scarlet razzle elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2823117&forum_id=2#30460519)



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Date: June 5th, 2016 1:38 PM
Author: Stirring People Who Are Hurt Pocket Flask

This is probably CR, unless it was all a complete fabrication

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2823117&forum_id=2#30629218)



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Date: December 26th, 2015 1:07 PM
Author: wild jade lodge filthpig



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Date: May 12th, 2016 10:02 AM
Author: Charismatic bronze round eye pisswyrm



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 5:13 PM
Author: iridescent glittery rigpig lay



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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:39 PM
Author: Grizzly Sinister Lettuce



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Date: August 25th, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: Charismatic bronze round eye pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2823117&forum_id=2#36683033)



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Date: August 25th, 2018 10:59 AM
Author: Passionate field preventive strike

If grades don’t matter then why was he studying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2823117&forum_id=2#36683065)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: titillating pink step-uncle's house juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2823117&forum_id=2#36844365)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: swashbuckling french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2823117&forum_id=2#36844366)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:46 PM
Author: Overrated aggressive brunch dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2823117&forum_id=2#36844432)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 9:43 PM
Author: Charismatic bronze round eye pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2823117&forum_id=2#38121448)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 9:49 PM
Author: Histrionic outnumbered blood rage corn cake



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