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Donald Rumsfeld Writes Like a Biglaw Partner

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM TO: Doug Feith FROM: Donald Rumsfel...
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where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan? thank
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odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this
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Doug Feith to jr. associate: FW: Issues w/Various Countri...
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: Ebony shaky boiling water mental disorder

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesn’t seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645333)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: underhanded athletic conference

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

Thank

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:31 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:36 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: abusive public bath jap

Just make the task monumental to see how hard they can push themselves! (Forthcoming article)

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: Vigorous address weed whacker



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: abusive public bath jap

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

*sends it to Mr. Rumsfeld*

*never hears back*

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: appetizing pearly idiot center

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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:15 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:55 AM
Author: Scarlet Bateful Crackhouse

Two weeks later: "Did you ever send me something on this?"

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:50 PM
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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: lime stirring dilemma pocket flask



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: adventurous angry menage

where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan?

thank

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:56 AM
Author: Bossy faggotry

P.S. Remember that this client is cost sensitive. Be efficient.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:17 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:36 AM
Author: Curious cowardly hunting ground

GAO called,says we are over budget on this Operation Enduring Freedom project. They're also concerned about some of our contract vendors - did you approve?

Please see me. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#34306835)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:31 PM
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(((Middle East client))) is (((cost sensitive))))

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: Crimson market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649593)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: Chocolate nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650237)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: ultramarine trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27669868)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: passionate stubborn son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27670067)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: Spectacular field personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27769355)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: abusive public bath jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27830050)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: Wonderful Tan French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27849748)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: underhanded athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27989232)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: thriller geriatric casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#29406936)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: talking ceo stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#29407305)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: talking ceo stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#32170922)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: Exhilarant Skinny Woman

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#32170942)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: talking ceo stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#34007233)



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: Contagious trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#42711900)



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: Black liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#42714882)



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Date: November 10th, 2021 7:01 AM
Author: passionate stubborn son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#43416271)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:50 PM
Author: comical home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#45279206)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Violent Theater Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#45778736)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: passionate stubborn son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#45778738)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:47 PM
Author: chrome titillating mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#46928189)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: marvelous costumed doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#46928216)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: passionate stubborn son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#46949268)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: Lavender lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#46981193)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: Harsh locus electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#30362673)



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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: passionate stubborn son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#47352046)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: diverse stock car

180^180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: passionate stubborn son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645376)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: insecure onyx spot volcanic crater

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: diverse stock car

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: fishy hateful shrine love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649376)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Trip Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645880)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: Sable multi-colored chad

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: Excitant Impertinent Plaza

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Twisted Dull Digit Ratio

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Lavender lay

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: Odious pea-brained corn cake

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: cracking kink-friendly dog poop

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: appetizing pearly idiot center

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: misanthropic pisswyrm hospital

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: Vigorous address weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646001)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: narrow-minded range legal warrant

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: big disgusting school

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: Grizzly electric keepsake machete base

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: stimulating trust fund

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: abusive public bath jap

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: glittery know-it-all striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: insecure onyx spot volcanic crater

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Transparent rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: gold temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649736)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Chocolate nowag

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Galvanic Indian Lodge Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650265)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Nubile exciting halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27769402)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: Contagious trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27854561)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: Yellow internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#43769860)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: passionate stubborn son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#46949270)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: swashbuckling brunch roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#49463308)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: glittery know-it-all striped hyena

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: glittery know-it-all striped hyena

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Mint Supple Sanctuary Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: Cerebral honey-headed stage therapy

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: Grizzly electric keepsake machete base

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: glittery know-it-all striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646049)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Disturbing set main people

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: Lascivious henna cuck gay wizard

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Beady-eyed nudist national

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: Lascivious henna cuck gay wizard

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: insanely creepy razzle meetinghouse water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: razzmatazz ocher native fat ankles

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: Disturbing set main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: Trip Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646074)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: Grizzly electric keepsake machete base

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: razzmatazz ocher native fat ankles

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646105)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: Useless immigrant faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646218)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: diverse stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646155)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Fragrant bespoke yarmulke tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650259)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: laughsome bull headed forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27670017)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: histrionic ruddy senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#32401148)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: marvelous costumed doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#34306543)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: aphrodisiac pink gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#46949279)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: swashbuckling brunch roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#49463313)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: red yapping mother

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: Useless immigrant faggot firefighter

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Trip Hissy Fit

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: Useless immigrant faggot firefighter

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: appetizing pearly idiot center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27648975)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: Clear lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646250)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: Vibrant House

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: razzmatazz ocher native fat ankles

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: abusive public bath jap

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: razzmatazz ocher native fat ankles

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: Domesticated Vermilion Stag Film

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me...,” “Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650714)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: swashbuckling brunch roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#49463314)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: 180 orange location boistinker

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: Splenetic boyish shitlib business firm

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Mint Supple Sanctuary Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Bright National Security Agency

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Lascivious henna cuck gay wizard

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Bright National Security Agency

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Lascivious henna cuck gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649414)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: gold temple

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: internet-worthy flushed police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27711000)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired University Fanboi

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: Lascivious henna cuck gay wizard

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired University Fanboi

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: dashing abode idea he suggested

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: Lascivious henna cuck gay wizard

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650343)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: Lascivious henna cuck gay wizard

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27669870)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: Lascivious henna cuck gay wizard

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Lascivious henna cuck gay wizard

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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: Galvanic Indian Lodge Depressive



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: Heady fear-inspiring principal's office



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: Contagious trump supporter



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: cyan hall

I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and it changed the way I look @ the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#45778731)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Mint Supple Sanctuary Rigor

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: mewling state foreskin

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649519)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: canary hell

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649769)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: mewling state foreskin

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649708)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Partner

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649924)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: Splenetic boyish shitlib business firm



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Lascivious henna cuck gay wizard

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27669810)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: adventurous angry menage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27670193)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Partner

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27710510)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:45 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:43 PM
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Author: Vigorous address weed whacker



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted buck-toothed cruise ship

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27669994)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: Maniacal arousing patrolman voyeur

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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Charismatic Drab Stain Double Fault



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Author: Lascivious henna cuck gay wizard



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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:16 AM
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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Bearded Macaca Theatre

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27769352)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: talking ceo stead



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Author: Sickened gay toaster private investor



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Contagious trump supporter

Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.

He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.

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Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27851765)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle parlour

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Author: Silver garrison



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Author: Contagious trump supporter



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Contagious trump supporter



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Date: July 15th, 2015 6:37 PM
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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: french elastic band haunted graveyard

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#28456573)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: talking ceo stead

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#29407308)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: Contagious trump supporter



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: salmon resort goal in life

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#29407564)



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Author: Transparent rehab



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Low-t nursing home

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#29843863)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: talking ceo stead



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Author: french elastic band haunted graveyard



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: Transparent rehab



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: histrionic ruddy senate

Where are we on the Pakistan problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#32401153)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: motley cordovan school cafeteria laser beams

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/4357755/11-L-0559-First-Release-Bates-1-912.pdf#page=634



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#35228655)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: Yellow internal respiration

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: cyan hall

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#45778734)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: Vivacious corner

plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I asked. Thank

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#35288872)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: obsidian stage ladyboy

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Date: September 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:08 PM
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Date: November 19th, 2020 6:05 AM
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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Violent Theater Jew

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#45778737)



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