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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:43 AM Author: cerebral dog poop ed} {senior partner} "Did you say, 'Deal Team Six?'"
{first year} "Yeah. Hilarious, right? Like some sort of military"
{senior partner} {softly} "Shut the fuck up. Do you realize what you've done?"
{frantically moving to the phone} "Marcia, I need the chairman. Now."
'Yes ... yes Mr. Johnson. Please hold.'
{moment's pause}
{chairman} 'Bob, this better be good.'
"Define 'good.' My asshole associate tweaked our counterparty on the deal. They're sending in Deal Team Six."
{sound of the receiver dropping; clanging against the desk; being picked up; a draw of breath over the line; panic tinging his voice} 'Okay. Okay. Got it. We're going to need everyone we've got.'
"Agreed"
'I'll call up the reserves. How long do we have?'
"I'd guess less than an hour."
'Fuck.' |
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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:52 AM Author: clear roommate "And I want the rapid reaction force in the copier, on station."
"Sir, they're gonna burn toner pretty quick."
"No choice. Do it." |
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Date: May 1st, 2015 1:51 PM Author: cerebral dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868892&forum_id=2#27801545) |
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Date: May 16th, 2015 6:22 PM Author: clear roommate most days when I come to xo I just look to see if this thread has been updated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868892&forum_id=2#27904768) |
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Date: May 16th, 2015 6:25 PM Author: cerebral dog poop lol I'm sorry for disappointing you brother. I got kind of swept up in the fervor of the monkey ancestor thing the last few days
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2880567&mc=19&forum_id=2
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881431&mc=10&forum_id=2
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2880640&mc=11&forum_id=2
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2880861&mc=11&forum_id=2
I will try to update this
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Date: May 16th, 2015 9:06 PM Author: clear roommate No no, thank you for doing it in the first place. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868892&forum_id=2#27905808) |
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Date: June 17th, 2015 8:16 PM Author: cerebral dog poop I haven't forgotten. Please be patient and my apologies for the delay.
Hank,
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