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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
Honey-headed range striped hyena
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
excitant fantasy-prone gas station
  01/26/16
This one stings.
bateful menage
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
unholy nibblets
  01/26/16
jesus no...
fishy dead boltzmann juggernaut
  10/24/16
...
frisky theater stage incel
  01/03/17
...
drunken aromatic church building
  02/20/18
...
slate pocket flask patrolman
  06/03/19
...
unholy nibblets
  10/14/20
...
Iridescent goyim filthpig
  01/25/16
...
bat shit crazy idiotic parlour hairy legs
  01/25/16
...
Fighting Sable Market
  01/25/16
...
Painfully Honest Ticket Booth Alpha
  01/25/16
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Sepia self-centered whorehouse background story
  01/25/16
...
Fighting Sable Market
  01/25/16
...
Painfully Honest Ticket Booth Alpha
  01/25/16
...
Nubile garnet parlor
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
Umber up-to-no-good stead sneaky criminal
  01/25/16
...
Passionate gay wizard
  01/25/16
...
pink fragrant pisswyrm base
  01/25/16
...
Honey-headed range striped hyena
  01/25/16
...
Rambunctious Multi-colored Yarmulke Masturbator
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
shaky slimy sanctuary electric furnace
  01/25/16
...
charismatic toilet seat immigrant
  01/25/16
...
excitant fantasy-prone gas station
  01/26/16
...
White learning disabled old irish cottage depressive
  01/26/16
...
vivacious school ratface
  01/26/16
...
heady drab genital piercing
  11/27/16
...
Umber up-to-no-good stead sneaky criminal
  06/13/17
...
Razzle-dazzle Tantric Twinkling Uncleanness
  12/19/17
...
Honey-headed range striped hyena
  01/24/18
...
Cream lascivious location
  06/10/24
...
bateful menage
  01/26/16
...
transparent mind-boggling point
  10/24/16
...
frisky theater stage incel
  11/27/16
...
Umber up-to-no-good stead sneaky criminal
  01/23/17
...
Ocher Yapping Legend Tanning Salon
  03/15/17
...
Umber up-to-no-good stead sneaky criminal
  04/20/17
...
Umber up-to-no-good stead sneaky criminal
  02/20/18
...
Umber up-to-no-good stead sneaky criminal
  05/24/18
...
insane arousing mother coffee pot
  09/26/21
...
Internet-worthy turdskin water buffalo
  03/12/22
...
Cream lascivious location
  05/15/22
...
Cream lascivious location
  05/04/24
ruthless.
frozen cheese-eating heaven
  01/25/16
Brutal
Passionate gay wizard
  01/25/16
...
comical circlehead
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
spectacular degenerate orchestra pit
  01/25/16
toxic
Odious nudist idiot
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
180 persian preventive strike
  01/25/16
...
bat shit crazy idiotic parlour hairy legs
  01/25/16
...
Honey-headed range striped hyena
  01/25/16
...
titillating french chef
  01/25/16
damnit
beta kitchen associate
  01/25/16
...
Fighting Sable Market
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
Honey-headed range striped hyena
  01/25/16
jfc
Umber up-to-no-good stead sneaky criminal
  01/25/16
Cr edit
Fighting Sable Market
  01/25/16
...
Honey-headed range striped hyena
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
Umber up-to-no-good stead sneaky criminal
  01/25/16
Cr
Honey-headed range striped hyena
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
bonkers kitty
  01/25/16
hm
Vigorous Theatre Dragon
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
bonkers kitty
  01/25/16
wait
violent trip shrine
  01/25/16
...
bateful menage
  01/26/16
...
swashbuckling really tough guy native
  01/25/16
...
Honey-headed range striped hyena
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
180 persian preventive strike
  01/25/16
...
jade property voyeur
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
frozen cheese-eating heaven
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
Umber up-to-no-good stead sneaky criminal
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
frozen cheese-eating heaven
  01/25/16
...
violent trip shrine
  01/25/16
...
Razzle-dazzle Tantric Twinkling Uncleanness
  01/25/16
...
vibrant at-the-ready roommate round eye
  01/25/16
...
beta kitchen associate
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
titillating french chef
  01/25/16
...
Honey-headed range striped hyena
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
Nighttime Telephone Office
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
Honey-headed range striped hyena
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
Zippy Electric Mexican
  01/25/16
...
histrionic aquamarine dingle berry
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
cerebral plum hall
  01/25/16
...
spectacular degenerate orchestra pit
  01/25/16
...
Rambunctious Multi-colored Yarmulke Masturbator
  01/25/16
damn
bonkers kitty
  01/25/16
...
Mauve buck-toothed indirect expression
  01/25/16
...
Purple Stage Macaca
  01/25/16
O LORD
irradiated narrow-minded dilemma reading party
  01/25/16
jfc
territorial cordovan university
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
Crystalline cracking area
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
charismatic toilet seat immigrant
  01/25/16
...
Fighting Sable Market
  01/25/16
Lmao
Honey-headed range striped hyena
  01/25/16
...
Indecent jet hospital
  01/25/16
...
bateful menage
  01/26/16
...
Mauve buck-toothed indirect expression
  01/26/16
...
vivacious school ratface
  01/26/16
...
Honey-headed range striped hyena
  02/15/16
...
magical soul-stirring hominid
  07/08/17
...
Charcoal resort
  07/08/17
...
bespoke volcanic crater station
  07/08/17
...
Honey-headed range striped hyena
  10/27/17
...
Marvelous Opaque National
  12/26/17
...
Honey-headed range striped hyena
  05/24/18
...
Honey-headed range striped hyena
  03/16/20
...
Bistre sound barrier trailer park
  02/18/22
...
exhilarant henna gunner
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
shaky slimy sanctuary electric furnace
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
beta kitchen associate
  01/25/16
ouch
bright indian lodge international law enforcement agency
  01/26/16
poison
Navy provocative fanboi sex offender
  01/26/16
...
Twisted rough-skinned rehab candlestick maker
  01/26/16
180
excitant fantasy-prone gas station
  01/26/16
...
violent trip shrine
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
rose supple house
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
Rebellious Generalized Bond
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
bateful menage
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
bonkers kitty
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
adventurous love of her life
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
Filthy insanely creepy brunch boistinker
  01/26/16
RIP brother
Smoky wonderful step-uncle's house
  09/27/16
...
exhilarant henna gunner
  12/26/17
...
vivacious school ratface
  08/12/19
180
unholy nibblets
  01/26/16
...
vivacious school ratface
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
lavender kink-friendly hissy fit main people
  01/27/16
...
Razzle-dazzle Tantric Twinkling Uncleanness
  01/27/16
...
Honey-headed range striped hyena
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
pearly coldplay fan
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
pearly coldplay fan
  02/02/16
...
stirring turquoise crackhouse
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
Flushed stage
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
hideous partner state
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
milky know-it-all corner deer antler
  02/24/16
18000000
diverse regret giraffe
  03/04/16
165
Clear splenetic theater
  03/04/16
...
Grizzly business firm internal respiration
  05/19/16
chilling
Light trust fund
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
obsidian senate stock car
  12/17/16
Good lord.
Cerise Deep Set Athletic Conference
  01/03/17
oh my.
Pungent box office faggotry
  01/23/17
toxic
Motley people who are hurt halford
  03/13/17
...
Ocher Yapping Legend Tanning Salon
  03/15/17
...
vibrant at-the-ready roommate round eye
  04/02/17
...
Brass Boiling Water Lodge
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
underhanded abnormal stag film skinny woman
  07/08/17
...
glittery sandwich
  10/27/17
mother of god
Charcoal resort
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
chest-beating contagious address
  10/27/17
JFC
Beady-eyed Hell
  10/27/17
...
Orange dashing laser beams
  12/26/17
...
Stimulating space
  12/26/17
ouch
Poppy Dog Poop Affirmative Action
  02/20/18
...
aqua thirsty marketing idea bbw
  02/20/18
...
boyish crawly library selfie
  01/16/19
...
Flickering mad cow disease brethren
  08/09/19
...
insane arousing mother coffee pot
  09/26/21
And yes, you're bald
vengeful meetinghouse
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
galvanic public bath karate
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
Rambunctious Multi-colored Yarmulke Masturbator
  01/25/16
...
charismatic toilet seat immigrant
  01/25/16
...
Shivering french abode blood rage
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
Passionate gay wizard
  01/25/16
toxic
bonkers kitty
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
Passionate gay wizard
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
bonkers kitty
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
Passionate gay wizard
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
Honey-headed range striped hyena
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
bonkers kitty
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
Honey-headed range striped hyena
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
Topaz Locus Jew
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
bonkers kitty
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
Passionate gay wizard
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
Nighttime Telephone Office
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
Passionate gay wizard
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
Nighttime Telephone Office
  01/25/16
TY bro
Passionate gay wizard
  01/25/16
...
charismatic toilet seat immigrant
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
Sticky hilarious bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
comical circlehead
  10/27/17
...
curious self-absorbed idea he suggested
  10/27/17
...
Honey-headed range striped hyena
  05/24/18
...
Pungent box office faggotry
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
Appetizing principal's office philosopher-king
  10/27/17
credited advice
Poppy Dog Poop Affirmative Action
  05/24/18
even more toxic
bonkers kitty
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
exciting casino digit ratio
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
bonkers kitty
  01/25/16
i lol'd
Floppy vermilion party of the first part piazza
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
Passionate gay wizard
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
Nighttime Telephone Office
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
bonkers kitty
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
Honey-headed range striped hyena
  01/25/16
lol
Offensive feces
  06/01/17
...
Passionate gay wizard
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
bonkers kitty
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
Passionate gay wizard
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
excitant fantasy-prone gas station
  01/26/16
...
exhilarant henna gunner
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
Crystalline cracking area
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Crystalline cracking area
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
Passionate gay wizard
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
Crystalline cracking area
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
bonkers kitty
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
Crystalline cracking area
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
bonkers kitty
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Crystalline cracking area
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
Honey-headed range striped hyena
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
Passionate gay wizard
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
bonkers kitty
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
Passionate gay wizard
  01/25/16
Lmao
insecure sapphire son of senegal legal warrant
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
Honey-headed range striped hyena
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
Umber up-to-no-good stead sneaky criminal
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
Honey-headed range striped hyena
  01/25/16
lmao true
bonkers kitty
  01/25/16
...
violent trip shrine
  01/26/16
...
exhilarant henna gunner
  12/26/17
Haha
Outnumbered concupiscible school cafeteria
  03/19/20
...
Passionate gay wizard
  01/25/16
...
titillating french chef
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
rose supple house
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
Sticky hilarious bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
Hairraiser Copper Lay
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
Racy Keepsake Machete
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
Honey-headed range striped hyena
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
Appetizing principal's office philosopher-king
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
Smoky wonderful step-uncle's house
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
pale cruise ship
  06/03/19
oh no
adventurous love of her life
  08/08/19
LOL
dun headpube
  03/16/20
JFC
Pungent box office faggotry
  03/19/20
Update?
Bistre sound barrier trailer park
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
big cuckoldry elastic band
  01/25/16
...
Passionate gay wizard
  01/25/16
...
Razzle-dazzle Tantric Twinkling Uncleanness
  05/19/16
...
swashbuckling really tough guy native
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
Overrated aphrodisiac stain garrison
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
titillating french chef
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
Overrated aphrodisiac stain garrison
  01/26/16
Cr
titillating french chef
  01/26/16
...
bateful menage
  01/26/16
...
bateful menage
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
Overrated aphrodisiac stain garrison
  01/26/16
...
vengeful meetinghouse
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
Green disgusting center
  01/26/16
...
Green disgusting center
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
Iridescent goyim filthpig
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
magical soul-stirring hominid
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
razzle harsh temple wrinkle
  01/26/16
...
Mauve buck-toothed indirect expression
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
excitant fantasy-prone gas station
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
violent trip shrine
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
Umber up-to-no-good stead sneaky criminal
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
razzle harsh temple wrinkle
  01/26/16
Lmfao
Honey-headed range striped hyena
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
Iridescent goyim filthpig
  01/26/16
...
autistic hunting ground site
  01/16/19
...
Outnumbered concupiscible school cafeteria
  03/16/20
...
unholy nibblets
  01/26/16
...
violent trip shrine
  01/26/16
...
Mauve buck-toothed indirect expression
  01/26/16
...
Razzle-dazzle Tantric Twinkling Uncleanness
  03/28/16
...
Flickering mad cow disease brethren
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
Blue Laughsome Church Gaping
  01/26/16
...
Honey-headed range striped hyena
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
Topaz Locus Jew
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
unholy nibblets
  01/26/16
...
fishy dead boltzmann juggernaut
  10/24/16
...
violent trip shrine
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
Floppy vermilion party of the first part piazza
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
Razzmatazz ruby kitty cat
  04/04/16
...
Ocher Yapping Legend Tanning Salon
  03/15/17
*applause*
Impressive black field ape
  10/27/17
...
insane arousing mother coffee pot
  09/26/21
...
Appetizing principal's office philosopher-king
  01/26/16
...
violent trip shrine
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
Overrated aphrodisiac stain garrison
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
violent trip shrine
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
Honey-headed range striped hyena
  01/26/16
...
Overrated aphrodisiac stain garrison
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
Overrated aphrodisiac stain garrison
  01/26/16
...
titillating french chef
  01/26/16
...
Nighttime Telephone Office
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
Filthy insanely creepy brunch boistinker
  01/26/16
Describe
Overrated aphrodisiac stain garrison
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
Filthy insanely creepy brunch boistinker
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
Overrated aphrodisiac stain garrison
  01/26/16
...
violent trip shrine
  01/26/16
...
Nighttime Telephone Office
  01/26/16
Please be flame
Honey-headed range striped hyena
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
Filthy insanely creepy brunch boistinker
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
Umber up-to-no-good stead sneaky criminal
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
Filthy insanely creepy brunch boistinker
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
glittery sandwich
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
vivacious school ratface
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
Filthy insanely creepy brunch boistinker
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
rose supple house
  01/26/16
Fuck
glittery sandwich
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
swashbuckling really tough guy native
  01/26/16
cq's!
bonkers kitty
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
Filthy insanely creepy brunch boistinker
  01/26/16
...
Pungent box office faggotry
  03/19/20
...
Ocher Yapping Legend Tanning Salon
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
Blathering pistol
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
Topaz Locus Jew
  01/26/16
except for your autism
vengeful meetinghouse
  01/26/16
...
Honey-headed range striped hyena
  01/26/16
...
Poppy Dog Poop Affirmative Action
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Topaz Locus Jew
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
Nighttime Telephone Office
  01/26/16
...
vivacious school ratface
  01/26/16
LOL fair
Topaz Locus Jew
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
razzle harsh temple wrinkle
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...
Mauve buck-toothed indirect expression
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...
bateful menage
  01/23/17
...
Ocher Yapping Legend Tanning Salon
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...
magical soul-stirring hominid
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
Overrated aphrodisiac stain garrison
  01/26/16
underrated
fishy dead boltzmann juggernaut
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Razzle-dazzle Tantric Twinkling Uncleanness
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...
frisky theater stage incel
  11/27/16
why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
Hyperactive Psychic Chapel
  01/26/16
...
Filthy insanely creepy brunch boistinker
  01/26/16
...
violent trip shrine
  01/26/16
jfc
Umber up-to-no-good stead sneaky criminal
  01/26/16
...
elite institution mood
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
razzle harsh temple wrinkle
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
Filthy insanely creepy brunch boistinker
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
violent trip shrine
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
Filthy insanely creepy brunch boistinker
  01/26/16
do u love it
violent trip shrine
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
Filthy insanely creepy brunch boistinker
  01/26/16
...
olive disturbing scourge upon the earth
  02/01/16
Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
razzle harsh temple wrinkle
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
Filthy insanely creepy brunch boistinker
  01/26/16
...
Honey-headed range striped hyena
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
Umber up-to-no-good stead sneaky criminal
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
Filthy insanely creepy brunch boistinker
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
Umber up-to-no-good stead sneaky criminal
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
razzle harsh temple wrinkle
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
Umber up-to-no-good stead sneaky criminal
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
Filthy insanely creepy brunch boistinker
  01/26/16
...
Puce azn
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
thriller wild mediation nursing home
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
beta kitchen associate
  01/26/16
...
glittery sandwich
  01/26/16
...
unholy nibblets
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
Nighttime Telephone Office
  01/26/16
...
swashbuckling really tough guy native
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
Mauve buck-toothed indirect expression
  01/26/16
JFC
chrome talented corn cake den
  01/26/16
180
doobsian home gaming laptop
  01/26/16
...
Fuchsia locale
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
glittery sandwich
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
Filthy insanely creepy brunch boistinker
  01/26/16
...
thriller wild mediation nursing home
  01/26/16
...
thriller wild mediation nursing home
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
rose supple house
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
Filthy insanely creepy brunch boistinker
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
rose supple house
  01/26/16
...
Filthy insanely creepy brunch boistinker
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
Filthy insanely creepy brunch boistinker
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
rose supple house
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
Filthy insanely creepy brunch boistinker
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
rose supple house
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
Filthy insanely creepy brunch boistinker
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
rose supple house
  01/26/16
180 twist
Honey-headed range striped hyena
  01/26/16
...
violent trip shrine
  01/26/16
THIS
Floppy vermilion party of the first part piazza
  01/26/16
...
citrine tank
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
vivacious school ratface
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
rose supple house
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
vivacious school ratface
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
rose supple house
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
vivacious school ratface
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
rose supple house
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
vivacious school ratface
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
rose supple house
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
Nubile garnet parlor
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
rose supple house
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
Nubile garnet parlor
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
bonkers kitty
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
rose supple house
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
vivacious school ratface
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
rose supple house
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
Topaz Locus Jew
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
rose supple house
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
vivacious school ratface
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
rose supple house
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
bonkers kitty
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
Medicated Friendly Grandma
  01/26/16
fucking damn
beta kitchen associate
  01/26/16
...
Rambunctious Multi-colored Yarmulke Masturbator
  01/26/16
180
Carnelian Pit Pervert
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
charismatic toilet seat immigrant
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
Honey-headed range striped hyena
  01/27/16
...
swashbuckling really tough guy native
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
pearly coldplay fan
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
Swollen spot double fault
  05/19/16
repost please
charismatic toilet seat immigrant
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
Filthy insanely creepy brunch boistinker
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
Swollen spot double fault
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
Puce azn
  01/26/16
tyft brother
Floppy vermilion party of the first part piazza
  01/26/16
...
violent trip shrine
  01/26/16
...
Passionate gay wizard
  01/27/16
180.
Razzle-dazzle Tantric Twinkling Uncleanness
  01/27/16
...
citrine tank
  01/29/16
...
obsidian senate stock car
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...
violent trip shrine
  02/01/16
Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
Ungodly Spruce Forum National Security Agency
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brave
Honey-headed range striped hyena
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...
Bistre sound barrier trailer park
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...
violent trip shrine
  02/22/16
Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
cocky judgmental plaza place of business
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...
charismatic toilet seat immigrant
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...
Honey-headed range striped hyena
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...
Honey-headed range striped hyena
  03/04/16
...
Umber up-to-no-good stead sneaky criminal
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...
vibrant at-the-ready roommate round eye
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cr
razzle harsh temple wrinkle
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...
Bistre sound barrier trailer park
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...
violent trip shrine
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...
Honey-headed range striped hyena
  06/17/16
...
Infuriating doctorate
  09/27/16
...
Umber up-to-no-good stead sneaky criminal
  10/21/16
mods please delete
swashbuckling really tough guy native
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
bonkers kitty
  10/24/16
...
Honey-headed range striped hyena
  10/24/16
i really like it here
Swollen spot double fault
  10/24/16
...
obsidian senate stock car
  10/27/16
...
costumed lettuce queen of the night
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
swashbuckling really tough guy native
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
Honey-headed range striped hyena
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
chocolate mental disorder
  01/23/17
... ...
Appetizing principal's office philosopher-king
  01/23/17
...
Honey-headed range striped hyena
  07/08/17
Lol
cocky judgmental plaza place of business
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
Crusty
  01/16/19
...
unholy nibblets
  02/11/17
...
Honey-headed range striped hyena
  03/13/17
...
Umber up-to-no-good stead sneaky criminal
  03/15/17
...
Ocher Yapping Legend Tanning Salon
  03/15/17
...
obsidian senate stock car
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
bat-shit-crazy
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
hairless avocado
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
Pungent box office faggotry
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...
  06/01/17
...
Razzle-dazzle Tantric Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
Maroon
  06/13/17
...
Pungent box office faggotry
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
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...
Orchid weed whacker multi-billionaire
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...
Umber up-to-no-good stead sneaky criminal
  09/25/17
...
glittery sandwich
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
swashbuckling really tough guy native
  10/27/17
...
Orange dashing laser beams
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
Chestnut Jap
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
Honey-headed range striped hyena
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
Chestnut Jap
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
costumed lettuce queen of the night
  02/20/18
cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
antidepressant drug
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...
Passionate gay wizard
  07/25/18
...
glittery sandwich
  05/17/18
...
Honey-headed range striped hyena
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
bipolar
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
Honey-headed range striped hyena
  07/25/18
...
White learning disabled old irish cottage depressive
  07/25/18
...
glittery sandwich
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
Honey-headed range striped hyena
  01/16/19
...
swashbuckling really tough guy native
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
Crusty
  01/16/19
Jfc
Honey-headed range striped hyena
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
swashbuckling really tough guy native
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
peach flirting quadroon
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
Nubile garnet parlor
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
impertinent crotch
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
impertinent crotch
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
razzle harsh temple wrinkle
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
impertinent crotch
  01/17/19
...
glittery sandwich
  04/08/19
...
mad-dog skullcap
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
Orange dashing laser beams
  04/09/19
...
impertinent crotch
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
impertinent crotch
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
Honey-headed range striped hyena
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
haunted graveyard
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
Honey-headed range striped hyena
  06/03/19
...
swashbuckling really tough guy native
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
hideous partner state
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
impertinent crotch
  06/03/19
...
unholy nibblets
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
impertinent crotch
  08/08/19
...
impertinent crotch
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
Submissive private investor
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
faggot firefighter
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
Submissive private investor
  08/12/19
...
Submissive private investor
  03/16/20
...
Bearded wagecucks
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Umber up-to-no-good stead sneaky criminal
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razzle harsh temple wrinkle
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razzle harsh temple wrinkle
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Ivory Newt
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Umber up-to-no-good stead sneaky criminal
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swashbuckling really tough guy native
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Godawful indigo prole
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insane arousing mother coffee pot
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bump
razzle harsh temple wrinkle
  03/12/22
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Umber up-to-no-good stead sneaky criminal
  01/05/23
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Bistre sound barrier trailer park
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
community account rigor
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mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
bisexual clown
  10/13/23
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Honey-headed range striped hyena
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Honey-headed range striped hyena

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
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180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Umber up-to-no-good stead sneaky criminal

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: Umber up-to-no-good stead sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#36120413)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: insane arousing mother coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#43182516)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:34 PM
Author: Internet-worthy turdskin water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#44136173)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: Cream lascivious location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#44515653)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: Cream lascivious location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#47634560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: frozen cheese-eating heaven

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Passionate gay wizard

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: comical circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34541852)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: spectacular degenerate orchestra pit

fuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: Odious nudist idiot

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: 180 persian preventive strike

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: bat shit crazy idiotic parlour hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678514)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Honey-headed range striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: titillating french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: beta kitchen associate

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Fighting Sable Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678522)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Honey-headed range striped hyena

EDITED too painful to contemplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Umber up-to-no-good stead sneaky criminal

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Fighting Sable Market

Cr edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Honey-headed range striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678571)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Umber up-to-no-good stead sneaky criminal

u softbatch TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Honey-headed range striped hyena

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: bonkers kitty

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Vigorous Theatre Dragon

hm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: bonkers kitty

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: violent trip shrine

wait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: bateful menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683286)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: swashbuckling really tough guy native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: Honey-headed range striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29682549)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: 180 persian preventive strike

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: jade property voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678556)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: frozen cheese-eating heaven

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Umber up-to-no-good stead sneaky criminal

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: frozen cheese-eating heaven

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: violent trip shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678899)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Tantric Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678939)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: vibrant at-the-ready roommate round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679242)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: beta kitchen associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: titillating french chef

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: Honey-headed range striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679615)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Nighttime Telephone Office

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Honey-headed range striped hyena

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Zippy Electric Mexican

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: histrionic aquamarine dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29695248)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: cerebral plum hall

MASTERful work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: spectacular degenerate orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679906)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Rambunctious Multi-colored Yarmulke Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679940)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: bonkers kitty

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Mauve buck-toothed indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680164)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Purple Stage Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680169)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: irradiated narrow-minded dilemma reading party

O LORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: territorial cordovan university

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Crystalline cracking area

180 KILLSHOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: charismatic toilet seat immigrant

*sets ThinkPad on fire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Fighting Sable Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680393)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Honey-headed range striped hyena

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: Indecent jet hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680962)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: bateful menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: Mauve buck-toothed indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684580)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: vivacious school ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685192)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Honey-headed range striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29835937)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: magical soul-stirring hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33728990)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Charcoal resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33729021)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: bespoke volcanic crater station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33729061)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: Honey-headed range striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34542686)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Marvelous Opaque National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35011340)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Honey-headed range striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#36120607)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: Honey-headed range striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#39779580)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: Bistre sound barrier trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#43989067)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:30 PM
Author: exhilarant henna gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#46930531)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: shaky slimy sanctuary electric furnace

fuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: beta kitchen associate

In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: bright indian lodge international law enforcement agency

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29681904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: Navy provocative fanboi sex offender

poison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29681911)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: Twisted rough-skinned rehab candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29682017)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: excitant fantasy-prone gas station

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29682024)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: violent trip shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29682054)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: rose supple house

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: Rebellious Generalized Bond

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: bateful menage

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: bonkers kitty

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: adventurous love of her life

lol u poor bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Filthy insanely creepy brunch boistinker

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Smoky wonderful step-uncle's house

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: exhilarant henna gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35011345)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: vivacious school ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38673321)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: unholy nibblets

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: vivacious school ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685199)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: lavender kink-friendly hissy fit main people

Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Tantric Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29692444)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Honey-headed range striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29715945)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: pearly coldplay fan

Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: pearly coldplay fan

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: stirring turquoise crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29740519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Flushed stage

It actually hurt to read this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: hideous partner state

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: milky know-it-all corner deer antler

God have mercy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: diverse regret giraffe

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29980772)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: Clear splenetic theater

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29981244)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: Grizzly business firm internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30516200)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: Light trust fund

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: obsidian senate stock car

art&scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Cerise Deep Set Athletic Conference

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Pungent box office faggotry

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Motley people who are hurt halford

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Ocher Yapping Legend Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: vibrant at-the-ready roommate round eye



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Brass Boiling Water Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: underhanded abnormal stag film skinny woman

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: glittery sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: Charcoal resort

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: chest-beating contagious address

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Hell

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Orange dashing laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Stimulating space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Poppy Dog Poop Affirmative Action

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: aqua thirsty marketing idea bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: boyish crawly library selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: Flickering mad cow disease brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: insane arousing mother coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#43182498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: vengeful meetinghouse

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: galvanic public bath karate

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Rambunctious Multi-colored Yarmulke Masturbator

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: charismatic toilet seat immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Shivering french abode blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Passionate gay wizard

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: bonkers kitty

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Passionate gay wizard

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: bonkers kitty

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Passionate gay wizard

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Honey-headed range striped hyena

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: bonkers kitty

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Honey-headed range striped hyena

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Topaz Locus Jew

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: bonkers kitty

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Passionate gay wizard

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Nighttime Telephone Office

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Passionate gay wizard

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Nighttime Telephone Office

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Passionate gay wizard

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: charismatic toilet seat immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Sticky hilarious bawdyhouse

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: comical circlehead

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: curious self-absorbed idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Honey-headed range striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: Pungent box office faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Appetizing principal's office philosopher-king

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Poppy Dog Poop Affirmative Action

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: bonkers kitty

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: exciting casino digit ratio

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: bonkers kitty

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Floppy vermilion party of the first part piazza

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Passionate gay wizard

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Nighttime Telephone Office

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: bonkers kitty

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Honey-headed range striped hyena

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Offensive feces

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Passionate gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: bonkers kitty

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Passionate gay wizard

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: excitant fantasy-prone gas station

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: exhilarant henna gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Crystalline cracking area

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Crystalline cracking area

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Passionate gay wizard

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Crystalline cracking area

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: bonkers kitty

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: Crystalline cracking area

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: bonkers kitty

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Crystalline cracking area

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Honey-headed range striped hyena

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Passionate gay wizard

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: bonkers kitty

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Passionate gay wizard

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: insecure sapphire son of senegal legal warrant

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Honey-headed range striped hyena

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Umber up-to-no-good stead sneaky criminal

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Honey-headed range striped hyena

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: bonkers kitty

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: violent trip shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: exhilarant henna gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: Outnumbered concupiscible school cafeteria

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Passionate gay wizard



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: titillating french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: rose supple house

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Sticky hilarious bawdyhouse

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Hairraiser Copper Lay

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Racy Keepsake Machete

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Honey-headed range striped hyena

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: Appetizing principal's office philosopher-king

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Smoky wonderful step-uncle's house

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: pale cruise ship

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: adventurous love of her life

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: dun headpube

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: Pungent box office faggotry

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Bistre sound barrier trailer park

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: big cuckoldry elastic band

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Passionate gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Tantric Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: swashbuckling really tough guy native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Overrated aphrodisiac stain garrison

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: titillating french chef

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Overrated aphrodisiac stain garrison

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: titillating french chef

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: bateful menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: bateful menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Overrated aphrodisiac stain garrison

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: vengeful meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: Green disgusting center

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: Green disgusting center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Iridescent goyim filthpig

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: magical soul-stirring hominid

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: razzle harsh temple wrinkle

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Mauve buck-toothed indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: excitant fantasy-prone gas station

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: violent trip shrine

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Umber up-to-no-good stead sneaky criminal

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: razzle harsh temple wrinkle

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Honey-headed range striped hyena

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Iridescent goyim filthpig

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: autistic hunting ground site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: Outnumbered concupiscible school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: unholy nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: violent trip shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Mauve buck-toothed indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Tantric Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: Flickering mad cow disease brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Blue Laughsome Church Gaping

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Honey-headed range striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Topaz Locus Jew

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: unholy nibblets

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: fishy dead boltzmann juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: violent trip shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Floppy vermilion party of the first part piazza

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Razzmatazz ruby kitty cat

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Ocher Yapping Legend Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Impressive black field ape

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: insane arousing mother coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: Appetizing principal's office philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: violent trip shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Overrated aphrodisiac stain garrison

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: violent trip shrine

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Honey-headed range striped hyena

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Overrated aphrodisiac stain garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: Overrated aphrodisiac stain garrison

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: titillating french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Nighttime Telephone Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Filthy insanely creepy brunch boistinker

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Overrated aphrodisiac stain garrison

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Filthy insanely creepy brunch boistinker

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Overrated aphrodisiac stain garrison

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: violent trip shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: Nighttime Telephone Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Honey-headed range striped hyena

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Filthy insanely creepy brunch boistinker

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Umber up-to-no-good stead sneaky criminal

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Filthy insanely creepy brunch boistinker

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: glittery sandwich

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: vivacious school ratface

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Filthy insanely creepy brunch boistinker

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: rose supple house

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: glittery sandwich

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: swashbuckling really tough guy native

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: bonkers kitty

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Filthy insanely creepy brunch boistinker

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: Pungent box office faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Ocher Yapping Legend Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Blathering pistol

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Topaz Locus Jew

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: vengeful meetinghouse

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Honey-headed range striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Poppy Dog Poop Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Topaz Locus Jew

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Nighttime Telephone Office

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: vivacious school ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Topaz Locus Jew

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: razzle harsh temple wrinkle

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Mauve buck-toothed indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: bateful menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Ocher Yapping Legend Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: magical soul-stirring hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Overrated aphrodisiac stain garrison

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: fishy dead boltzmann juggernaut

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Tantric Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: frisky theater stage incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Hyperactive Psychic Chapel

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Filthy insanely creepy brunch boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: violent trip shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Umber up-to-no-good stead sneaky criminal

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: elite institution mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: razzle harsh temple wrinkle

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Filthy insanely creepy brunch boistinker

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: violent trip shrine

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Filthy insanely creepy brunch boistinker

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: violent trip shrine

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Filthy insanely creepy brunch boistinker

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: olive disturbing scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: razzle harsh temple wrinkle

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Filthy insanely creepy brunch boistinker

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Honey-headed range striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Umber up-to-no-good stead sneaky criminal

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Filthy insanely creepy brunch boistinker

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Umber up-to-no-good stead sneaky criminal

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: razzle harsh temple wrinkle

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Umber up-to-no-good stead sneaky criminal

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Filthy insanely creepy brunch boistinker

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: Puce azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: thriller wild mediation nursing home

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: beta kitchen associate

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: glittery sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: unholy nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Nighttime Telephone Office

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: swashbuckling really tough guy native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Mauve buck-toothed indirect expression

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: chrome talented corn cake den

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author:  doobsian home gaming laptop

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: Fuchsia locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: glittery sandwich

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Filthy insanely creepy brunch boistinker

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: thriller wild mediation nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: thriller wild mediation nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: rose supple house

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Filthy insanely creepy brunch boistinker

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: rose supple house

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Filthy insanely creepy brunch boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Filthy insanely creepy brunch boistinker

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: rose supple house

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Filthy insanely creepy brunch boistinker

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: rose supple house

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Filthy insanely creepy brunch boistinker

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: rose supple house

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Honey-headed range striped hyena

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: violent trip shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Floppy vermilion party of the first part piazza

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: citrine tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: vivacious school ratface

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: rose supple house

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: vivacious school ratface

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: rose supple house

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: vivacious school ratface

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: rose supple house

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: vivacious school ratface

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: rose supple house

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Nubile garnet parlor

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: rose supple house

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Nubile garnet parlor

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: bonkers kitty

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: rose supple house

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: vivacious school ratface

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: rose supple house

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Topaz Locus Jew

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: rose supple house

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: vivacious school ratface

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: rose supple house

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: bonkers kitty

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Medicated Friendly Grandma

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: beta kitchen associate

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Rambunctious Multi-colored Yarmulke Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: Carnelian Pit Pervert

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: charismatic toilet seat immigrant

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Honey-headed range striped hyena

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: swashbuckling really tough guy native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: pearly coldplay fan

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Swollen spot double fault

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: charismatic toilet seat immigrant

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Filthy insanely creepy brunch boistinker

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Swollen spot double fault

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Puce azn

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Floppy vermilion party of the first part piazza

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: violent trip shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Passionate gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Tantric Twinkling Uncleanness

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: citrine tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: obsidian senate stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: violent trip shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: Ungodly Spruce Forum National Security Agency

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Honey-headed range striped hyena

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Bistre sound barrier trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: violent trip shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: cocky judgmental plaza place of business

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: charismatic toilet seat immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Honey-headed range striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Honey-headed range striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Umber up-to-no-good stead sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: vibrant at-the-ready roommate round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: razzle harsh temple wrinkle

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Bistre sound barrier trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: violent trip shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Honey-headed range striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Infuriating doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Umber up-to-no-good stead sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: swashbuckling really tough guy native

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: bonkers kitty

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Honey-headed range striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Swollen spot double fault

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: obsidian senate stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: costumed lettuce queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: swashbuckling really tough guy native

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Honey-headed range striped hyena

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author:  chocolate mental disorder

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Appetizing principal's office philosopher-king

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Honey-headed range striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: cocky judgmental plaza place of business

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: Crusty

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: unholy nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Honey-headed range striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Umber up-to-no-good stead sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Ocher Yapping Legend Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: obsidian senate stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author:  bat-shit-crazy

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: hairless avocado

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: Pungent box office faggotry

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Tantric Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Maroon

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Pungent box office faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: Demanding scarlet cuckold fat ankles

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Orchid weed whacker multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Umber up-to-no-good stead sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: glittery sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: swashbuckling really tough guy native

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Orange dashing laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author:  Chestnut Jap

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Honey-headed range striped hyena

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author:  Chestnut Jap

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: costumed lettuce queen of the night

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author:  antidepressant drug

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Passionate gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: glittery sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Honey-headed range striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author:  bipolar

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Honey-headed range striped hyena

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: White learning disabled old irish cottage depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: glittery sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Honey-headed range striped hyena

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: swashbuckling really tough guy native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Crusty

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Honey-headed range striped hyena

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: swashbuckling really tough guy native

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: peach flirting quadroon

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Nubile garnet parlor

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: impertinent crotch

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: impertinent crotch

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: razzle harsh temple wrinkle

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: impertinent crotch

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: glittery sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author:  mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: Orange dashing laser beams

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: impertinent crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: impertinent crotch

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Honey-headed range striped hyena

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author:  haunted graveyard

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Honey-headed range striped hyena

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: swashbuckling really tough guy native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: hideous partner state

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: impertinent crotch

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: unholy nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: impertinent crotch

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: impertinent crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Submissive private investor

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author:  faggot firefighter

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: Submissive private investor

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: Submissive private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: Bearded wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Umber up-to-no-good stead sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: razzle harsh temple wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: razzle harsh temple wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: Ivory Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Umber up-to-no-good stead sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: swashbuckling really tough guy native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: Godawful indigo prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: insane arousing mother coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: razzle harsh temple wrinkle

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Umber up-to-no-good stead sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Bistre sound barrier trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author:  community account rigor

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: bisexual clown

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Honey-headed range striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#47246331)