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it's easily one of the 2 or 3 most prestigious groups at gol...
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what other groups are prestigious? why is this group so pre...
sable exhilarant hospital
  01/31/16
GSIP, Private Investment Arena, Private Equity Group, Quanti...
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  01/31/16
go fuck yourself JJC
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JJC always "knew" more about the pecking orders of...
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Working in that group pretty much ensures you'll end up maki...
Exciting indecent roast beef
  01/31/16
if you make MD in that group, yes, you'll be making 7 figure...
drunken azure school cafeteria
  01/31/16
No, I'm talking about exit options. Like, after having that ...
Exciting indecent roast beef
  01/31/16
no; let's not get carried away here. finance is highly cycli...
drunken azure school cafeteria
  01/31/16
Dunno...seems like everyone I know who was in a top group at...
Exciting indecent roast beef
  01/31/16
they tell you their comp? i'm not saying there aren't people...
drunken azure school cafeteria
  01/31/16
They don't tell me their comp (I don't actually ask), but ho...
Exciting indecent roast beef
  01/31/16
sure, but that's certainly not the norm.
drunken azure school cafeteria
  01/31/16
Love this subthread of you talking to yourself, jjc.
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Prestigious as fuck. Need to be a serious finance geek to ge...
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what are hours/culture like in this group?
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Horrible. In addition to all the regular banking skills, th...
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was this group responsible for the aluminum thing a few year...
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LOL @ these guys
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"anyone criticizing them is really just mad they werent...
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this is true. SSG's reach is not as extensive as it used to ...
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it is literally illegal to have "internal hedge funds&q...
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by "internal" i mean that GSIP is a part of goldma...
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how can i invest in this?
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SSG is preftigious as fuck. In the past they have had dictat...
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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: sable exhilarant hospital

How prestigious? What do they do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29722187)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:45 AM
Author: Drab aphrodisiac sanctuary

I think the poasters below may have mislead you. It's just event based investing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#32710376)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: Bearded Indian Lodge Idiot

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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: jet stage becky



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:39 PM
Author: khaki histrionic senate puppy



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Dashing magical station



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:41 PM
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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:45 PM
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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:25 AM
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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:15 PM
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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: maize greedy scourge upon the earth temple



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Date: July 30th, 2024 1:31 PM
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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle gas station

work on behalf of Israeli gov to undermine the US

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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:30 PM
Author: magenta harsh lodge



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:32 AM
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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:24 AM
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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:19 PM
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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: Excitant den

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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:53 PM
Author: Excitant den

got beaten to it :(

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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:53 PM
Author: Marvelous pearly stock car knife

Essentially demigods

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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:55 PM
Author: drunken azure school cafeteria

it's easily one of the 2 or 3 most prestigious groups at goldman sachs. it's in the securities division under the Fixed Income, Currencies, Commodities group. they invest across the entire capital structure, across sectors, industries, and products, and capitalize on "special situations" (i.e., bankruptcies, spin-offs, management change, etc).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29722209)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:58 PM
Author: sable exhilarant hospital

what other groups are prestigious? why is this group so prestigious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29722233)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: drunken azure school cafeteria

GSIP, Private Investment Arena, Private Equity Group, Quantitative Investment Strategies, FIG and TMT banking groups, are also prestigious.

SSG is highly selective and coveted because you get exposure to such a wide swath of investing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29722239)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Cerise mind-boggling space

go fuck yourself JJC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#30121584)



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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:25 PM
Author: Cerise mind-boggling space

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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:35 PM
Author: ruby submissive range masturbator

JJC always "knew" more about the pecking orders of banks and groups etc (not first hand, just from reading WSO 10 hours a day) than actual finance nuts and bolts. Last time I saw him try to analyze a stock, he was bearish on Google saying that everything but the ads business is a waste of money. Ok I'll take that right up the CEO for you, dumbass gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#44546001)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:55 PM
Author: turquoise garrison

can you even imagine the self-important dorks who must do that for a living

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29722211)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:55 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Rigpig Boistinker



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: Spectacular water buffalo



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:46 PM
Author: Dashing magical station



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:59 PM
Author: heady sneaky criminal abode



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:41 AM
Author: deep plaza



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:48 PM
Author: Ultramarine underhanded stead pozpig



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Date: March 9th, 2017 7:33 AM
Author: soul-stirring self-centered brunch roommate



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: maize greedy scourge upon the earth temple



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:01 PM
Author: Exciting indecent roast beef

Working in that group pretty much ensures you'll end up making 7 figures a yr within ten years, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29722249)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: drunken azure school cafeteria

if you make MD in that group, yes, you'll be making 7 figures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29722252)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Exciting indecent roast beef

No, I'm talking about exit options. Like, after having that group on your resume, isn't it almost a given one will eventually end up making 7 figures at some point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29722265)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:13 PM
Author: drunken azure school cafeteria

no; let's not get carried away here. finance is highly cyclical, volatile, and political. a good name brand will make it easier to get a job at a good firm, but it's not that simple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29722304)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: Exciting indecent roast beef

Dunno...seems like everyone I know who was in a top group at Goldman or Morgan Stanley is now making high 6 figures (or more) at the age of 33-34 at other firms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29722419)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:30 PM
Author: drunken azure school cafeteria

they tell you their comp? i'm not saying there aren't people like that, but it's easy to overestimate how much nyc finance people are making and more importantly, have saved up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29722455)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: Exciting indecent roast beef

They don't tell me their comp (I don't actually ask), but how else would one afford a $2.5+ million brownstone/condo in NYC? Clearly, they must be making serious bank to afford such a home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29722508)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:39 PM
Author: drunken azure school cafeteria

sure, but that's certainly not the norm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29722533)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: Marvelous pearly stock car knife

Love this subthread of you talking to yourself, jjc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29722538)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:45 AM
Author: primrose hairraiser hell



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Date: February 1st, 2016 3:29 AM
Author: sexy chest-beating meetinghouse factory reset button



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Date: February 19th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: Purple national security agency

I enjoy jjc talking down how much finance people make because he is an insecure total failure who is now realizing he'll never make real $, so he wants to pretend his peers and those 10+ years younger than him (like 33 year old bros) aren't really making all that much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29868419)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 4:07 PM
Author: Cerise mind-boggling space



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:31 PM
Author: Talented cuckoldry

There are tons of analyst washouts even from top groups who end up at generic F500 jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29722468)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:22 PM
Author: Bearded comical gaping

A Blackhawk helicopter hugs the contours of the Amazon River, its rotor wash rippling the jungle eighty feet below like a wave across the sea.

The Managing Director lifts the Raybans from his brow just enough to make eye contact with the two rows of young bankers sitting across from each other in the steel whale's belly. "You boys ready?"

They all nod, stone faced. It was a silly question. They weren't just ready; they had never been more ready. Years at Harvard, long nights fixing spreadsheets, hours of tweaking LinkedIn. It was finally time.

"Remember: you were born a banker," he shouts over the sound of the rotor and the wind and the jungle. "But you were made a Special Situations Operator."

Their ear pieces come alive. "10 seconds to target!"

"Look alive, time to fuck 'em up!"

----

That's what they do.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29722372)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: jet stage becky



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: adulterous effete ladyboy bawdyhouse



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:39 PM
Author: angry library partner



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Dashing magical station



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: Outnumbered area

lol

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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Nofapping lascivious forum

The young banker, near tears, huddled over his wounded brother. He struggled in vain to drag him into safe hiding in the brush amidst crossfire before the rest of the team pushed onward with their mission. But the wounded soldier grabbed him with his remaining energy and held him in place, fixing his brother's gaze on his own.

“No. Go,” he said. “It’s the nature of the assignment.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29723351)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:45 PM
Author: Dashing magical station

"Is there anything you want me to pass on? Do you have a girlfriend, a spouse, family or close friends?"

*the dying man ponders for a moment* "um, no, just go..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29723379)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:57 PM
Author: Bearded comical gaping

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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: jet stage becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29723472)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: heady sneaky criminal abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29723479)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: sadistic bat shit crazy theater

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29724036)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:57 PM
Author: Bearded Indian Lodge Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29724050)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:22 AM
Author: impertinent state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#33444095)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:36 AM
Author: Maniacal thirsty property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#33444139)



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Date: July 30th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: arousing frisky faggot firefighter laser beams

Can't believe I've never seen this thread. The best part of xo is that no matter how long you have been here, there are still tons of 180 poasts waiting to be uncovered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#47909171)



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Date: July 30th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: Useless Racy Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#47909175)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:46 PM
Author: jet stage becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29723383)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: aggressive aqua base

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29726741)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:43 PM
Author: Avocado fiercely-loyal address juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29723365)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:57 PM
Author: Trip indirect expression blood rage

pitch perfect Vince Flynn novel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29724048)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:46 AM
Author: primrose hairraiser hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29726280)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:36 PM
Author: up-to-no-good parlour doctorate

i suddenly want to watch zero dark thirty why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29762302)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: lavender athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29868425)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Alcoholic Party Of The First Part Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#30121378)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:47 PM
Author: vivacious church building

omg 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#32234968)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:47 PM
Author: Infuriating Goyim Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#32234970)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: carnelian rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#32710313)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 9:49 AM
Author: red university

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#32710700)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 9:50 AM
Author: Pontificating hall candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#32710707)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:37 AM
Author: Maniacal thirsty property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#33444141)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Naked Church Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#35495090)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:31 PM
Author: Metal alpha

basically: Soros is Red Skull, they're Cap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29722467)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:32 PM
Author: glittery brass boiling water

Prestigious as fuck. Need to be a serious finance geek to get it as special situatio investing encompasses a lot. Hours are supposed to be awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29722484)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: sable exhilarant hospital

what are hours/culture like in this group?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29722847)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Dashing magical station

Horrible. In addition to all the regular banking skills, the grueling physical exercise regiments, weapons training, and even genetic/cybernetic augmentation required means that you have to be willing to "give yourself fully to Goldman."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29722934)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:45 PM
Author: jet stage becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29722947)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 4:01 AM
Author: ruddy ticket booth crotch

rumor has it that they don't even own their own cyberbrains. it's GS property

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29726354)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: jet stage becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29868405)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: carnelian rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#32710302)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:23 AM
Author: impertinent state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#33444098)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:49 PM
Author: electric bright new version

was this group responsible for the aluminum thing a few years back? IIRC they found some loophole in the law to control the supply of aluminum by just shipping it back and forth from warehouse to warehouse instead of making it available on the open market, thereby causing the price to skyrocket. they made hundreds of millions doing this.

edit: here are the links...

http://www.businessinsider.com/goldmans-alleged-aluminum-scam-2013-7

http://www.forbes.com/sites/robertlenzner/2013/07/25/goldman-sachs-makes-255-million-storing-3-of-global-aluminum-production/#16e8c4c0143e

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29722992)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:59 PM
Author: charcoal curious coldplay fan

LOL @ these guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29724062)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: electric bright new version

?

i kinda admire that they were able to think up something like this. obvs they're not adding any value to society by doing this but anyone criticizing them is really just mad they werent smart enough to think of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29726745)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:02 AM
Author: charcoal curious coldplay fan

I can see what your saying about how you have to respect someone creative enough to rob like this, but this is the same as those drug price hikers - it's slimy and manipulative and it's only legal cause it's so out of left field that there is no specific law to it. Manipulating the supply chain of a critical industrial component to artificially create an inefficiency and then exploiting that inefficiency is absolutely ridiculous - in many other arenas that kind of behavior is banned outright.

Obviously I am all for making money, but behavior like this is insanely parisitic. You really have to do a lot of mental gymnastics to convince yourself that this is even close to being acceptable, just like the dudes who buy the drug companies and jack the prices up 1000% - they don't even do a middle ground rent seek by improving the product slightly and making it up 2-3x, they nakedly go for the biggest hike which gives off the impression that they expect the behavior to be clamped down upon so they gotta rob as much as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29726802)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: Carmine Principal's Office Feces

"anyone criticizing them is really just mad they werent smart enough to think of it"

That's ludicrous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#30121578)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:56 PM
Author: beta locus mediation

jewish as FUARK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29762430)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: crystalline travel guidebook turdskin

As with any presgitious group at an ibank, it used to be significantly more prestigious 5-7 years ago. Now that banks can't have prop desks any more, their ability to capitalize on these kinds of opportunities is much less than before. There are still some things they can do, just less.

tl;dr still a prestigious group but much less so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29723018)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:01 PM
Author: drunken azure school cafeteria

this is true. SSG's reach is not as extensive as it used to be, due to capital constraints and regulations. the one knock on it is that they tend to focus on small illiquid investments.

also forgot to mention that GSIP, goldman's internal long-short equity hedge fund, is extremely prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29723503)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: crystalline travel guidebook turdskin

it is literally illegal to have "internal hedge funds" anymore, so i'm pretty sure this is not prestigious anymore either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29723512)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:08 PM
Author: drunken azure school cafeteria

by "internal" i mean that GSIP is a part of goldman sachs, not that it invests with proprietary capital. GSIP stricly invests with client money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29723543)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Multi-colored clear school

how can i invest in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29726259)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 3:39 PM
Author: Slap-happy overrated liquid oxygen locale

Lol, buddy. The focus is on squeezing fees out of the clients, not generating massive returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#30121392)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Appetizing Step-uncle's House Private Investor

SSG is preftigious as fuck. In the past they have had dictators as clients and they help the dictators plan for hiding their money away and escapes and shit just in case the shit hits the fan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29723052)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: cowardly reading party piazza

Sounds like a fucking TV show

Goldman Sachs: Special Situations Group (SSG)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29723492)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:05 PM
Author: jet stage becky

*smokes cigar like a grizzled veteran*

C.O. Blankfein: "Welcome to the Goldman Sachs S.S.G. Operator selection program. You have volunteered for the most intensive banking training known to man. You are all proven graduates within the striver community: Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Stanford, Wharton, and so on. In spite of your preftige, many of you will not successfully negotiate this program. Those that do, will experience an operational tempo that exceeds that of any other unit within the Goldman Sachs arsenal. That is all that is to be said about the special nature of the S.S.G. training program. I now turn you over to my Command Master Chief, HAHAURFUCKED."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29723519)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: heady sneaky criminal abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29723530)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Dashing magical station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29762299)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 3:28 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Alcoholic Party Of The First Part Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#30121344)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 3:29 PM
Author: Violet fanboi fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#30121356)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:49 PM
Author: vivacious church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#32234978)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:28 AM
Author: carnelian rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#32710308)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 9:49 AM
Author: red university

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#32710704)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:23 AM
Author: impertinent state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#33444100)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:25 AM
Author: flirting toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#33444108)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Naked Church Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#35495089)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:06 PM
Author: Useless Racy Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#44730695)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: jet stage becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29868397)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:08 AM
Author: Bearded comical gaping

*GS Spec. Sit. Operator parachuting into the Oscars to wrestle the Best Picture envelope from the PwC dweeb backstage*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#32710251)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:19 AM
Author: carnelian rehab



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Date: January 6th, 2018 7:32 AM
Author: wonderful insecure home kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#35093911)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 7:32 AM
Author: flirting toilet seat



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Date: August 20th, 2019 7:53 AM
Author: soul-stirring self-centered brunch roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#38713208)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:05 PM
Author: Useless Racy Kitchen



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Date: December 27th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: Useless Racy Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#45703595)



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Date: December 27th, 2022 11:08 PM
Author: razzle heaven

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868892&forum_id=2#35122104

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#45703620)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 8:03 AM
Author: Useless Racy Kitchen



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Date: January 4th, 2026 9:19 AM
Author: coiffed resort round eye

great job in caracas guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#49561157)