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There's an 184 year-old tortoise living on St. Helena

Not flame: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_(tortois...
bonkers really tough guy
  05/05/16
As of December 2015 Jonathan was reported to be "alive ...
soul-stirring forum
  05/05/16
"""""alive and well""&quo...
Orchid fiercely-loyal business firm
  05/05/16
Wow, just realized he was there only a few years after Napol...
bonkers really tough guy
  05/05/16
ljl “age” is flame even 200 “year” old turtles are “alive an...
navy ladyboy
  05/05/16
...
bonkers really tough guy
  05/05/16
(tortoise)
bright pocket flask incel
  05/05/16
...
Dashing angry son of senegal hospital
  11/21/19
How does one even prove that?
misanthropic den useless brakes
  11/21/19
He's still alive today
drab offensive prole brunch
  06/21/25
Due to his advanced age, Jonathan spends his days doing almo...
provocative hall macaca
  06/21/25
This is my thread from nine years ago and Jonathan is still ...
bonkers really tough guy
  06/21/25
Pic of him (left) from 1886 https://upload.wikimedia.org/...
Slap-happy geriatric dopamine house
  06/21/25


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Date: May 5th, 2016 6:29 AM
Author: bonkers really tough guy

Not flame:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_(tortoise)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2#30412235)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 6:51 AM
Author: soul-stirring forum

As of December 2015 Jonathan was reported to be "alive and well". "He’s blind from cataracts, has lost his sense of smell, and so cannot detect food (his fellow giants mug me and can detect the tiniest morsel dropped on the ground), but he has retained excellent hearing.

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2#30412267)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 7:02 AM
Author: Orchid fiercely-loyal business firm

"""""alive and well""""" eh? sounds like every adult male over 30.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2#30412272)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 6:52 AM
Author: bonkers really tough guy

Wow, just realized he was there only a few years after Napoleon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2#30412269)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 7:10 AM
Author: navy ladyboy

ljl “age” is flame even 200 “year” old turtles are “alive and well” just ljl at this age $hit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2#30412282)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: bonkers really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2#30414410)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: bright pocket flask incel

(tortoise)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2#30414414)



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Date: November 21st, 2019 11:43 PM
Author: Dashing angry son of senegal hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2#39154750)



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Date: November 21st, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: misanthropic den useless brakes

How does one even prove that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2#39154776)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: drab offensive prole brunch

He's still alive today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2#49037980)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: provocative hall macaca

Due to his advanced age, Jonathan spends his days doing almost everything with his mate Frederik, another male tortoise he was introduced to in 1991, including eating, sleeping and having sex, for money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2#49037991)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: bonkers really tough guy

This is my thread from nine years ago and Jonathan is still alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2#49037997)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Slap-happy geriatric dopamine house

Pic of him (left) from 1886

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f0/Jonathan_and_another_tortoise%2C_St_Helena.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2#49038003)