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Comments on using two metal spoons as a vaginal speculum

In short, this works. I took two small-sized metal spoons, ...
shivering up-to-no-good milk kitty cat
  01/11/06
A minor classic.
Purple theater stage nibblets
  01/11/06
do u get off on this kind of stuff?
ocher seedy lay therapy
  01/11/06
Not really, no. I got into an argument in another threa...
shivering up-to-no-good milk kitty cat
  01/11/06
how did u proposition ur girlfriend for this activity?
ocher seedy lay therapy
  01/11/06
Like I said, I tried this with her in the lithotomy position...
shivering up-to-no-good milk kitty cat
  01/11/06
i mean how did you bring up the subject? didnt she think yo...
ocher seedy lay therapy
  01/11/06
Oh, oops. I read "proposition" as "position....
shivering up-to-no-good milk kitty cat
  01/11/06
did she ask you why you wanted to do it? if so how did you ...
ocher seedy lay therapy
  01/11/06
Yes. I told her I wanted to see what her IUD string looks l...
shivering up-to-no-good milk kitty cat
  01/11/06
dp..
shivering up-to-no-good milk kitty cat
  01/11/06
I told you so, boredmedgirl!
shivering up-to-no-good milk kitty cat
  01/11/06
is she asian? how old? have you given her an enema?
ocher seedy lay therapy
  01/11/06
Yes, early 20's, yes, but not for sexual purposes. Enemas a...
shivering up-to-no-good milk kitty cat
  01/11/06
<3
arousing sneaky criminal
  05/10/06
This is what sealed the deal for me: Note - I did use KY Je...
Anal hell really tough guy
  05/10/06
I was enamored at the first appearance of spoonculum
arousing sneaky criminal
  05/10/06
agreed.
Anal hell really tough guy
  05/10/06
you should have used an old dried out rubber band so that wh...
Lilac area
  05/10/06
That might have made sex difficult for her later on.
shivering up-to-no-good milk kitty cat
  05/10/06
so, who cares if its dificult for her - arent you a man?
Lilac area
  05/10/06
:( I want to use a vaginal spoonculum :(
comical mint abode coffee pot
  05/10/06
Then you have to get out there and do it, Vir. I don't know...
shivering up-to-no-good milk kitty cat
  05/10/06
haha, noted
comical mint abode coffee pot
  05/10/06
"I don't know eveything that will transpire in your lif...
Trip Maniacal Lodge Party Of The First Part
  07/07/08
why can't I find a boyfriend like this?
galvanic red shrine
  05/10/06
hi
Learning disabled feces telephone
  07/19/06
Bump.
Anal hell really tough guy
  07/19/06
bump, nigga
Judgmental Background Story
  07/29/06
who cares? have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the m...
Excitant brethren chapel
  07/29/06
You can't see the cervix during oral sex, dude.
shivering up-to-no-good milk kitty cat
  09/28/06
"have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the main feat...
cocky elite pit
  09/28/06
Has a man ever examined you "down there?"
shivering up-to-no-good milk kitty cat
  09/28/06
sure
cocky elite pit
  09/28/06
This would have been uber-hillbilly-prestigious if you would...
provocative persian ladyboy
  09/28/06
underrated. spoonculum man!
bonkers school
  10/23/06
i showed this thread to my GF, and she looked terrified, lik...
Sable nowag nursing home
  10/23/06
scoop
arousing sneaky criminal
  08/29/07
...
racy marketing idea
  11/07/07
120
Talking yellow coldplay fan
  11/12/07
180. One of my all time favorites.
Offensive Stubborn Dilemma
  05/08/08
Flame. No matter how you angle that, it's going to have sha...
frozen angry shitlib round eye
  05/08/08
...
territorial carnelian market
  05/28/08
...
Outnumbered sinister state place of business
  08/08/08
...
Outnumbered sinister state place of business
  08/08/08
Wow...just...Wow.
canary toaster
  08/08/08
...
honey-headed heaven
  08/27/08


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Date: January 11th, 2006 9:41 PM
Author: shivering up-to-no-good milk kitty cat

In short, this works. I took two small-sized metal spoons, and bent them around 30 degrees. Then I lashed them together with a rubber band at the center. This way, the rubber band holds the spoons apart while at rest. When you want to insert this spoonculum, you separate the handles, pushing the spoon ends together. Then you push it into the vaginal canal, and slowly open it.

After convincing my girlfriend to submit to this indignity, I was able to visualize her vaginal walls and cervix with the spoonculum, though I did have to rotate it around to get a full view. I did this with her in a lithotomy position, and then in the knee-chest position. The knee-chest position provided better views, but made her more uncomfortable.

Note - I did use KY Jelly, even though this would be inappropriate if material was being collected for cytology.

What I conclude from this experiment is that with two metal spoons and a rubber band, you can ALSO make your own slapdash spoonculum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793548)





Date: January 11th, 2006 9:54 PM
Author: Purple theater stage nibblets

A minor classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793617)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: ocher seedy lay therapy

do u get off on this kind of stuff?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793648)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: shivering up-to-no-good milk kitty cat

Not really, no.

I got into an argument in another thread about whether or not this would work.

This is my report on whether or not it DOES work.

It does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793654)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:04 PM
Author: ocher seedy lay therapy

how did u proposition ur girlfriend for this activity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793663)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:05 PM
Author: shivering up-to-no-good milk kitty cat

Like I said, I tried this with her in the lithotomy position, and then in the knee-chest position.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793670)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:06 PM
Author: ocher seedy lay therapy

i mean how did you bring up the subject? didnt she think you're weird for making this contraption?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793675)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: shivering up-to-no-good milk kitty cat

Oh, oops. I read "proposition" as "position."

Yeah, I just brought it up directly. I was like "hey, you know what I want to try? This contraption right here."

I think she has come to expect stuff like that, now and then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793690)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: ocher seedy lay therapy

did she ask you why you wanted to do it? if so how did you respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793693)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: shivering up-to-no-good milk kitty cat

Yes. I told her I wanted to see what her IUD string looks like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793720)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:22 PM
Author: shivering up-to-no-good milk kitty cat

dp..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793773)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:32 PM
Author: shivering up-to-no-good milk kitty cat

I told you so, boredmedgirl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793826)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:35 PM
Author: ocher seedy lay therapy

is she asian? how old? have you given her an enema?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793847)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:39 PM
Author: shivering up-to-no-good milk kitty cat

Yes, early 20's, yes, but not for sexual purposes. Enemas are kind of nasty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793883)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:00 PM
Author: arousing sneaky criminal

<3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758277)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:05 PM
Author: Anal hell really tough guy

This is what sealed the deal for me: Note - I did use KY Jelly, even though this would be inappropriate if material was being collected for cytology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758318)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:18 PM
Author: arousing sneaky criminal

I was enamored at the first appearance of spoonculum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758454)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:29 PM
Author: Anal hell really tough guy

agreed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758541)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:14 PM
Author: Lilac area

you should have used an old dried out rubber band so that when you stretched it, it smacked her right on the lips, then you could study the minor bruise she had

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758424)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:19 PM
Author: shivering up-to-no-good milk kitty cat

That might have made sex difficult for her later on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758465)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:22 PM
Author: Lilac area

so, who cares if its dificult for her - arent you a man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758485)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:20 PM
Author: comical mint abode coffee pot

:(

I want to use a vaginal spoonculum

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758471)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:24 PM
Author: shivering up-to-no-good milk kitty cat

Then you have to get out there and do it, Vir. I don't know eveything that will transpire in your life, but I can tell you what ain't - women dragging you off the computer and begging you to shove spoonculums up their boxes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758505)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:34 PM
Author: comical mint abode coffee pot

haha, noted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758580)





Date: July 7th, 2008 7:07 PM
Author: Trip Maniacal Lodge Party Of The First Part

"I don't know eveything that will transpire in your life, but I can tell you what ain't - women dragging you off the computer and begging you to shove spoonculums up their boxes."

vastly underrated life observation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9952314)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:38 PM
Author: galvanic red shrine

why can't I find a boyfriend like this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758612)





Date: July 19th, 2006 2:36 PM
Author: Learning disabled feces telephone

hi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6249520)





Date: July 19th, 2006 2:10 PM
Author: Anal hell really tough guy

Bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6249291)





Date: July 29th, 2006 2:13 AM
Author: Judgmental Background Story

bump, nigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6328180)





Date: July 29th, 2006 2:39 AM
Author: Excitant brethren chapel

who cares?

have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the main features of the vagina?

metal objects and sex just dont fit. id rather jerk off to our 24-hour over-seas thread we have going on right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6328321)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:31 PM
Author: shivering up-to-no-good milk kitty cat

You can't see the cervix during oral sex, dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692735)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:33 PM
Author: cocky elite pit

"have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the main features of the vagina?"

wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692749)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:36 PM
Author: shivering up-to-no-good milk kitty cat

Has a man ever examined you "down there?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692769)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:51 PM
Author: cocky elite pit

sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692854)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:38 PM
Author: provocative persian ladyboy

This would have been uber-hillbilly-prestigious if you would have started playing the spoons after you inserted them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692786)





Date: October 23rd, 2006 6:41 PM
Author: bonkers school

underrated. spoonculum man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6843167)





Date: October 23rd, 2006 6:35 PM
Author: Sable nowag nursing home

i showed this thread to my GF, and she looked terrified, like i was about to do something to her...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6843123)





Date: August 29th, 2007 6:40 PM
Author: arousing sneaky criminal

scoop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#8575286)





Date: November 7th, 2007 3:10 AM
Author: racy marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#8863930)





Date: November 12th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: Talking yellow coldplay fan

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#8887786)





Date: May 8th, 2008 10:19 AM
Author: Offensive Stubborn Dilemma

180. One of my all time favorites.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9754510)





Date: May 8th, 2008 11:24 AM
Author: frozen angry shitlib round eye

Flame. No matter how you angle that, it's going to have sharp edges against some part of the vag lips.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9754627)





Date: May 28th, 2008 4:53 AM
Author: territorial carnelian market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9835479)





Date: August 8th, 2008 5:46 PM
Author: Outnumbered sinister state place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#10048302)





Date: August 8th, 2008 5:47 PM
Author: Outnumbered sinister state place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#10048310)





Date: August 8th, 2008 5:57 PM
Author: canary toaster

Wow...just...Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#10048339)





Date: August 27th, 2008 11:49 PM
Author: honey-headed heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#10103267)