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Hypo: $100MM but "The Impression That I Get" plays everytime you leave house

For the rest of your life, every time you step foot outside ...
mustard metal trailer park
  07/20/17
is there any kind of installment plan available?
Snowy Talented Menage Famous Landscape Painting
  07/20/17
Waddled here
aromatic multi-billionaire ladyboy
  07/20/17
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mustard metal trailer park
  07/20/17
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Topaz resort sandwich
  07/20/17
lol literally cracked up at how random this hypo is.
cerebral chestnut school dog poop
  07/20/17
The kooky hypos are one of the best things about xoxo
aromatic multi-billionaire ladyboy
  07/20/17
The "$$$ _____ but _______ every time you leave your ho...
frozen splenetic son of senegal
  07/20/17
I would definitely take that one and would masturbate 3x a d...
aromatic multi-billionaire ladyboy
  07/20/17
This. Would be so 180 to jerk to porn at 230 am.
Cheese-eating stain headpube
  10/18/21
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odious obsidian library
  07/20/17
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Cyan area
  07/20/17
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Medicated partner
  07/20/17
Will take. I can live in my mansion most of the time and br...
Cyan area
  07/20/17
$100 MM to become a recluse? What's the catch?
curious address
  07/20/17
One clarification: if you move residences in the future, wou...
Bipolar church building goyim
  07/20/17
Titcq
Topaz resort sandwich
  07/20/17
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Canary Mad Cow Disease Elastic Band
  03/02/18
Yes.
mustard metal trailer park
  08/01/17
Id do this for 0$
crimson razzmatazz center coldplay fan
  07/20/17
how about same hypo but it's Kiss From a Rose by Seal and on...
arrogant institution fanboi
  07/20/17
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Laughsome Gas Station Gaming Laptop
  07/20/17
Still can't afford $2 Million. Is there a payment plan?
curious address
  07/20/17
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mustard metal trailer park
  08/01/17
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Laughsome Gas Station Gaming Laptop
  07/20/17
After spending more time thinking about this hypo than any h...
aromatic multi-billionaire ladyboy
  08/01/17
...
mustard metal trailer park
  09/18/17
do i also get to live in 1994?
Filthy Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness
  09/18/17
cq
Abusive arousing psychic
  09/18/17
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Exhilarant mauve nowag
  09/04/21
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mustard metal trailer park
  03/02/18
Can you add on to current residence and does your backyard c...
marvelous fluffy heaven
  03/02/18
No (well you can add on but the song will play if you step i...
mustard metal trailer park
  03/02/18
kind of a gay clarification
Bipolar church building goyim
  03/02/18
CURRENT RESIDENCE. It's not a challenging hypo if you can go...
mustard metal trailer park
  03/02/18
i'd buy a massive house and become a recluse. probably becom...
crusty high-end sanctuary
  03/02/18
(guy who didn't read the thread)
Bipolar church building goyim
  03/02/18
It would be more bearable if cover versions were mixed in as...
Abusive arousing psychic
  03/02/18
How much to have a suited Ska dancing guy follow me, too?
heady cream milk hall
  03/02/18
That's a great song. I'd feel like I'm in the beginning of ...
overrated buck-toothed theater
  03/02/18
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mustard metal trailer park
  07/24/18
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mustard metal trailer park
  02/19/19
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mustard metal trailer park
  10/31/19
id do this for free
crimson razzmatazz center coldplay fan
  10/31/19
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180 shrine
  09/04/21
Absolutely and I would get disability accommodation wherever...
Frisky hairraiser sneaky criminal jap
  09/04/21
i already do this, it's easily a top 5 song of the 90s
stimulating alpha liquid oxygen
  09/04/21
Can I change it for Len - Steal my Sunshine?
Exhilarant mauve nowag
  09/04/21
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aromatic multi-billionaire ladyboy
  06/18/25
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mustard metal trailer park
  10/18/21
...
180 shrine
  06/23/22
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180 shrine
  12/14/23
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180 shrine
  06/18/25
Does the dancing guy follow you everywhere you go if so I...
Massive Charismatic Locus
  06/18/25
I’m pretty sure he’s currently available for a s...
multi-colored sinister indian lodge juggernaut
  06/18/25
but where will i get 100MM?
aromatic multi-billionaire ladyboy
  06/18/25


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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: mustard metal trailer park

For the rest of your life, every time you step foot outside of your current residence, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones's "The Impression That I Get" plays around you in a kind of a halo. You can try to mute it out with earplugs or your own headset if you'd like. But it will play loudly enough to sound like a fairly loud phone ringtone, albeit in high quality, for people around you. It will stop for three seconds after completion before restarting. It will cease the moment your body is entirely back inside your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816105)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: Snowy Talented Menage Famous Landscape Painting

is there any kind of installment plan available?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816115)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: aromatic multi-billionaire ladyboy

Waddled here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816119)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: mustard metal trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816122)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:42 PM
Author: Topaz resort sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817516)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: cerebral chestnut school dog poop

lol literally cracked up at how random this hypo is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816126)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: aromatic multi-billionaire ladyboy

The kooky hypos are one of the best things about xoxo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816132)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: frozen splenetic son of senegal

The "$$$ _____ but _______ every time you leave your house" is a very good genre in particular. I think I once posted one about a 100-decibel alarm going off every time you masturbate in your home, and your neighbors will be sent a letter explaining exactly what it's about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816141)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: aromatic multi-billionaire ladyboy

I would definitely take that one and would masturbate 3x a day every day just to imagine my neighbors reaction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816165)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 4:44 PM
Author: Cheese-eating stain headpube

This. Would be so 180 to jerk to porn at 230 am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43292170)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: odious obsidian library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816168)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Cyan area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816170)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Medicated partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816146)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: Cyan area

Will take. I can live in my mansion most of the time and bring the party to me. It will be a pain when I do have to go places, but shit-- businesses put up with way worse behavior from the superrich all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816166)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:40 PM
Author: curious address

$100 MM to become a recluse? What's the catch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817496)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:41 PM
Author: Bipolar church building goyim

One clarification: if you move residences in the future, would it play non-stop 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817507)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: Topaz resort sandwich

Titcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817526)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: Canary Mad Cow Disease Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521751)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: mustard metal trailer park

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33896385)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:01 PM
Author: crimson razzmatazz center coldplay fan

Id do this for 0$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817697)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:04 PM
Author: arrogant institution fanboi

how about same hypo but it's Kiss From a Rose by Seal and only $2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817737)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: Laughsome Gas Station Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817747)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: curious address

Still can't afford $2 Million. Is there a payment plan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817760)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: mustard metal trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33896387)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: Laughsome Gas Station Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817743)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 2:53 PM
Author: aromatic multi-billionaire ladyboy

After spending more time thinking about this hypo than any human being should, i have decided i would definitely take the 100MM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33897078)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 9:51 AM
Author: mustard metal trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#34234787)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: Filthy Orchestra Pit Twinkling Uncleanness

do i also get to live in 1994?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#34234802)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: Abusive arousing psychic

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#34234987)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:53 PM
Author: Exhilarant mauve nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43063359)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: mustard metal trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: marvelous fluffy heaven

Can you add on to current residence and does your backyard count as being in your residence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521481)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: mustard metal trailer park

No (well you can add on but the song will play if you step into your addition) and no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Bipolar church building goyim

kind of a gay clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: mustard metal trailer park

CURRENT RESIDENCE. It's not a challenging hypo if you can go purchase a yuuuuge add-on and chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521512)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: crusty high-end sanctuary

i'd buy a massive house and become a recluse. probably become a writer. maybe show up for appearance fees at shit like comic con because of my condition. also because no one knows how i got this condition, i'd sue the shit out of mighty mighty bosstones, their manager, and record label saying it's their fault

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521504)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Bipolar church building goyim

(guy who didn't read the thread)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521509)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: Abusive arousing psychic

It would be more bearable if cover versions were mixed in as well. Like some bossa nova remixes, a trad jazz take

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyAF5CPD6aE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521529)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: heady cream milk hall

How much to have a suited Ska dancing guy follow me, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521703)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: overrated buck-toothed theater

That's a great song. I'd feel like I'm in the beginning of a Ben Stiller rom com all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521729)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: mustard metal trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#36489749)



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Date: February 19th, 2019 4:42 PM
Author: mustard metal trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#37809495)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: mustard metal trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#39053162)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 1:47 PM
Author: crimson razzmatazz center coldplay fan

id do this for free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#39053200)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: 180 shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43063314)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:47 PM
Author: Frisky hairraiser sneaky criminal jap

Absolutely and I would get disability accommodation wherever I went.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43063338)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:48 PM
Author: stimulating alpha liquid oxygen

i already do this, it's easily a top 5 song of the 90s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43063341)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Exhilarant mauve nowag

Can I change it for Len - Steal my Sunshine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43063369)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: aromatic multi-billionaire ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#49028087)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 3:53 PM
Author: mustard metal trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43291843)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 6:18 PM
Author: 180 shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#44730423)



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Date: December 14th, 2023 10:51 AM
Author: 180 shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#47169735)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: 180 shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#49027764)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Massive Charismatic Locus

Does the dancing guy follow you everywhere you go

if so I'm sold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#49027831)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: multi-colored sinister indian lodge juggernaut

I’m pretty sure he’s currently available for a small fraction of your $100M, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#49028138)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: aromatic multi-billionaire ladyboy

but where will i get 100MM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#49027937)