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ITT We come up with striver job titles/descriptions contrast w/ the real jerb

Example: Brand Ambassador (whoring products on Instagram)...
Yellow Floppy Ticket Booth
  01/27/18
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aquamarine dog poop
  01/27/18
lawyer (fag who should have learned coding)
Big Doobsian Casino
  01/27/18
Vice President of Diversity and Inclusion (duties consist of...
Yellow Floppy Ticket Booth
  01/27/18
...
cracking therapy institution
  01/27/18
...
angry pearl potus
  01/27/18
...
Arousing gunner
  01/27/18
...
misanthropic dead corner mood
  01/27/18
Product owner (lower upper middle manager)
exciting degenerate
  01/27/18
Legal Ninja (huge faggot)
Yellow Floppy Ticket Booth
  01/27/18
HR coordinator (warm body to up your company's diversity quo...
Arousing gunner
  01/27/18
Contributing Editor (blogging intern)
exciting degenerate
  01/27/18
General Counsel You are in fact not a general.
angry pearl potus
  01/27/18
Program Specialist (data entry clerk)
exciting degenerate
  01/27/18
Program Associate (glorified intern who brings the potbelly ...
disgusting windowlicker
  01/27/18
Articling student (temporary slave labourer)
aquamarine dog poop
  01/27/18
Thought Leader (LinkedIn poster)
exciting degenerate
  01/27/18
Of counsel (guy renting office space in your building)
aquamarine dog poop
  01/27/18
Consultant / Small Business Owner (unemployed)
Marvelous bawdyhouse friendly grandma
  01/27/18
Product Manager (duties include checking in with engineers w...
Yellow Floppy Ticket Booth
  01/27/18
Blockchain entrepreneur (owns .2 BTC)
Arousing gunner
  01/27/18
...
Yellow Floppy Ticket Booth
  08/12/24
...
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  08/08/25


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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: Yellow Floppy Ticket Booth

Example:

Brand Ambassador (whoring products on Instagram)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2#35252234)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: aquamarine dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2#35252455)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: Big Doobsian Casino

lawyer (fag who should have learned coding)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2#35252243)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: Yellow Floppy Ticket Booth

Vice President of Diversity and Inclusion (duties consist of being a black woman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2#35252244)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: cracking therapy institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2#35252255)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:33 AM
Author: angry pearl potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2#35252360)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:34 AM
Author: Arousing gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2#35252378)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: misanthropic dead corner mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2#35252483)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: exciting degenerate

Product owner (lower upper middle manager)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2#35252253)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: Yellow Floppy Ticket Booth

Legal Ninja (huge faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2#35252306)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: Arousing gunner

HR coordinator (warm body to up your company's diversity quotient)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2#35252320)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: exciting degenerate

Contributing Editor (blogging intern)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2#35252346)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:34 AM
Author: angry pearl potus

General Counsel

You are in fact not a general.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2#35252376)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: exciting degenerate

Program Specialist (data entry clerk)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2#35252453)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: disgusting windowlicker

Program Associate (glorified intern who brings the potbelly sandwiches to luncheons)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2#35252464)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: aquamarine dog poop

Articling student (temporary slave labourer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2#35252468)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: exciting degenerate

Thought Leader (LinkedIn poster)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2#35252470)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: aquamarine dog poop

Of counsel (guy renting office space in your building)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2#35252480)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: Marvelous bawdyhouse friendly grandma

Consultant / Small Business Owner (unemployed)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2#35252481)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Yellow Floppy Ticket Booth

Product Manager (duties include checking in with engineers who are doing the work)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2#35252499)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Arousing gunner

Blockchain entrepreneur (owns .2 BTC)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2#35252532)



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Date: August 12th, 2024 1:06 PM
Author: Yellow Floppy Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2#47956914)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: \'\'\"\'\'\'\"\'\'\'\"\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2#49168067)