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How do I become a world class pussy eater?

I'm not very good at it
Ruddy dopamine
  02/13/18
Also curious Also not that good at this
Spruce pit blood rage
  02/13/18
watch graphic YouTube videos about the vagina
multi-colored blathering coldplay fan
  02/13/18
https://xhamster.com/videos/nina-hartley-pro-licking-pussy-8...
bull headed 180 market
  02/13/18
Just spell the alphabet with your tongue over her clit while...
Topaz sound barrier mother
  02/13/18
I’m not that good at eating pussy and even I know this is aw...
Spruce pit blood rage
  02/13/18
? every slutty jewess yells out HARDER when i dont directly ...
lascivious preventive strike athletic conference
  02/13/18
Do you mean yells out harder in frustration (vs pleasure?) o...
Spruce pit blood rage
  02/13/18
yes, in frustration. pddj doesnt want me going around the cl...
lascivious preventive strike athletic conference
  02/13/18
Interesting. Every girl I’ve ever eaten out (admittedly not ...
Spruce pit blood rage
  02/13/18
(virgin)
turquoise charismatic coffee pot rigpig
  02/13/18
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mint native doctorate
  02/13/18
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lascivious preventive strike athletic conference
  02/13/18
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navy irate affirmative action senate
  02/13/18
lol
aromatic stead
  02/13/18
ACR is a handsome 5'5 vietnamese engineering student at san...
Glassy Talented Elastic Band Den
  02/13/18
"Rule #1: Ignore the clit entirely" (xo poaster t...
Sienna station karate
  02/13/18
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aromatic stead
  02/13/18
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turquoise charismatic coffee pot rigpig
  02/13/18
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  02/13/18
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Honey-headed Nubile Gaming Laptop Parlour
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Diverse wild half-breed
  02/13/18
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Glassy Talented Elastic Band Den
  02/13/18
very interesting, nyuug thought to himself.
Sooty Glittery Gas Station Sweet Tailpipe
  02/13/18
"I always do the dipstick test my nigga. Put in a finge...
Sienna station karate
  02/13/18
lulzy subthread
Sooty Glittery Gas Station Sweet Tailpipe
  02/13/18
...
lascivious preventive strike athletic conference
  02/13/18
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Fat Teddy
  10/02/25
(xo poa greedily lapping up a girl's inner thighs while she ...
navy irate affirmative action senate
  02/13/18
Interesting. Every girl I've eaten out (admittedly a huge n...
flesh bawdyhouse idiot
  02/13/18
hang out with gay guys that just came out of prison
hyperventilating brunch
  02/13/18
buy 2mg of pure cancer cells and a syringe from a medical su...
Sepia library dingle berry
  02/13/18
So no one knows, huh?
Ruddy dopamine
  02/13/18
let her hump your face.
lascivious preventive strike athletic conference
  02/13/18
place banana peel on mouth to avoid cancer?
Sienna station karate
  02/13/18
...
fragrant transparent meetinghouse
  02/13/18
Bump for morning crowd. Really need some guidance before tom...
Ruddy dopamine
  02/13/18
honeymoon?
aromatic stead
  02/13/18
Possible tryst in the cards on V-day
Ruddy dopamine
  02/13/18
180
aromatic stead
  02/13/18
the clit is like a little cock. suck it.
aromatic stead
  02/13/18
Try to make your tongue hard and narrow and thrust your neck...
turquoise charismatic coffee pot rigpig
  02/13/18
loling hard at this beta bitch ambition. the only winners in...
Henna racy parlor depressive
  02/13/18
All pussies are slightly different man. You need to follow r...
Azure irradiated deer antler brethren
  02/13/18
Check if she has a guide to pussy eating on her MySpace page...
stirring stage
  02/13/18
sick reference bro
Honey-headed Nubile Gaming Laptop Parlour
  02/13/18
...
Boyish opaque hell
  06/13/22
variety can be important. Disregard ACR's advice about not h...
violent motley shrine potus
  02/13/18
Nice. TY
Ruddy dopamine
  02/13/18
wait, don't you claim to be an incel?
Sienna station karate
  02/13/18
i don't consider sex w/ unattractive women to be sex
violent motley shrine potus
  02/13/18
you claim to be an incel but you fucked my wife
Sienna station karate
  02/13/18
...
turquoise charismatic coffee pot rigpig
  02/13/18
...
violent motley shrine potus
  02/13/18
lol
razzle ticket booth love of her life
  02/13/18
...
Honey-headed Nubile Gaming Laptop Parlour
  02/13/18
...
titillating dilemma party of the first part
  02/16/18
Pled as an affirmative defense to claims of adultery.
flesh bawdyhouse idiot
  02/13/18
You have to do it rhythmically. Assuming you've already had...
spectacular know-it-all university
  02/13/18
nah just flip her over and jam your tongue into her asshole
turquoise charismatic coffee pot rigpig
  02/13/18
All of the above.
sickened vibrant reading party temple
  02/13/18
he might as well if he's licking the perineum
hyperventilating brunch
  06/13/22
lick her vagina
Mind-boggling up-to-no-good casino
  02/13/18
every girl is different. in my experience what they like dep...
razzle ticket booth love of her life
  02/13/18
FAAAAAAAAAGOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Boyish opaque hell
  06/13/22
I’ve been told by a bunch of women, “Wow, you’re really good...
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  02/16/18
Turn gay
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  06/13/22


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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:17 AM
Author: Ruddy dopamine

I'm not very good at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390046)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Spruce pit blood rage

Also curious

Also not that good at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390051)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: multi-colored blathering coldplay fan

watch graphic YouTube videos about the vagina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390058)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: bull headed 180 market

https://xhamster.com/videos/nina-hartley-pro-licking-pussy-828860

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390066)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:20 AM
Author: Topaz sound barrier mother

Just spell the alphabet with your tongue over her clit while you finger her. Not hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390072)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Spruce pit blood rage

I’m not that good at eating pussy and even I know this is awful technique

You aren’t supposed to directly hit the clit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390076)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: lascivious preventive strike athletic conference

? every slutty jewess yells out HARDER when i dont directly hit the clit, including my wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390453)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: Spruce pit blood rage

Do you mean yells out harder in frustration (vs pleasure?) or did you just get RC pwned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390465)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:22 AM
Author: lascivious preventive strike athletic conference

yes, in frustration. pddj doesnt want me going around the clit any more than i want her rubbing my thighs rather than stroking my cock hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390472)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: Spruce pit blood rage

Interesting. Every girl I’ve ever eaten out (admittedly not a huge number as i won’t eat out any rando off the streets) has not liked having their clit directly touched bc it’s “too sensitive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390483)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: turquoise charismatic coffee pot rigpig

(virgin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392544)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:25 AM
Author: mint native doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392580)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: lascivious preventive strike athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393482)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: navy irate affirmative action senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393485)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: aromatic stead

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393552)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Glassy Talented Elastic Band Den

ACR is a handsome 5'5 vietnamese engineering student at san jose state

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393779)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: Sienna station karate

"Rule #1: Ignore the clit entirely"

(xo poaster taking notes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393550)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: aromatic stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393553)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: turquoise charismatic coffee pot rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393566)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:30 PM
Author: lascivious preventive strike athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393581)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Honey-headed Nubile Gaming Laptop Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393672)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: Diverse wild half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393923)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: Glassy Talented Elastic Band Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393999)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: Sooty Glittery Gas Station Sweet Tailpipe

very interesting, nyuug thought to himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35394005)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Sienna station karate

"I always do the dipstick test my nigga. Put in a finger and if the puss is wet, I double wrap my shit."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35394017)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: Sooty Glittery Gas Station Sweet Tailpipe

lulzy subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35394039)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 3:21 PM
Author: lascivious preventive strike athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35394349)



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Date: October 2nd, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: Fat Teddy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#49320749)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: navy irate affirmative action senate

(xo poa greedily lapping up a girl's inner thighs while she disinterestedly sexts with Chad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393679)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: flesh bawdyhouse idiot

Interesting. Every girl I've eaten out (admittedly a huge number as it's the first thing I go for, I'm like a thirsty marmaduke running in to messily slurp at his water bowl), once they're all warmed up and ready to go, has wanted me to take a power sander & pile driver combo on their clit directly. They've wanted it eaten like they were a naughty lion poacher and I was the king daddy lion screaming for vengeance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393751)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:25 AM
Author: hyperventilating brunch

hang out with gay guys that just came out of prison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390108)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:42 AM
Author: Sepia library dingle berry

buy 2mg of pure cancer cells and a syringe from a medical supplier

inject them into your throat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390242)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:18 AM
Author: Ruddy dopamine

So no one knows, huh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390448)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: lascivious preventive strike athletic conference

let her hump your face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390466)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Sienna station karate

place banana peel on mouth to avoid cancer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392568)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: fragrant transparent meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392574)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: Ruddy dopamine

Bump for morning crowd. Really need some guidance before tomorrow night, ideally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392529)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: aromatic stead

honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392542)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Ruddy dopamine

Possible tryst in the cards on V-day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392559)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: aromatic stead

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392570)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: aromatic stead

the clit is like a little cock. suck it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392541)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: turquoise charismatic coffee pot rigpig

Try to make your tongue hard and narrow and thrust your neck back and forth so it goes in and out of her vagina hole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392553)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: Henna racy parlor depressive

loling hard at this beta bitch ambition. the only winners in the game of eating pussy are those who don't play

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392588)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: Azure irradiated deer antler brethren

All pussies are slightly different man. You need to follow response cues to learn the secret code for each one. Pace, pressure, location for tongue, hand stims all differ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392589)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:29 AM
Author: stirring stage

Check if she has a guide to pussy eating on her MySpace page

Put a cell phone in her hand to call 911 if she ever gets uncomfortable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392606)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: Honey-headed Nubile Gaming Laptop Parlour

sick reference bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393678)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 11:37 PM
Author: Boyish opaque hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#44679733)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: violent motley shrine potus

variety can be important. Disregard ACR's advice about not hitting the clitoris directly, which in my experience doesn't apply to the typical woman in a state of mild to moderate arousal.

start with a soft tongue and an even up-and-down tickling motion over it, and transition into varied approaches. Stiffen your tongue, or flatten it and use the center, and vary between up-and-down, side-to-side, and circles. When you get tired it's a good time to detach from the clit and take a long, slow lick inside.

If you've been working hard for a while and getting some traction but haven't hit climax add your fingers, start with one and progress to two and just pound gradually harder/faster as needed while still engaged with the tongue. I don't love this because it makes my hand messy but was needed last week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393544)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Ruddy dopamine

Nice. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393664)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: Sienna station karate

wait, don't you claim to be an incel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393755)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: violent motley shrine potus

i don't consider sex w/ unattractive women to be sex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393919)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: Sienna station karate

you claim to be an incel but you fucked my wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393976)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: turquoise charismatic coffee pot rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393979)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: violent motley shrine potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35394274)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: razzle ticket booth love of her life

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35394330)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: Honey-headed Nubile Gaming Laptop Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35394869)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: titillating dilemma party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35416826)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: flesh bawdyhouse idiot

Pled as an affirmative defense to claims of adultery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393978)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:16 PM
Author: spectacular know-it-all university

You have to do it rhythmically. Assuming you've already had 10-15 mins of foreplay and she's in the mood, you should start by licking her very slowly (almost imperceptibly) up and down and down and up. Do this like 20-30 times, while taking 30 seconds or more to go from the perineum all the way to above her clitoris and vice versa.

At this point you should open her up and start doing the same thing to each set of lips, probably alternating between the left and the right set.

You can also start doing it horizontally instead of vertically.

The most important part to remember is that you need to start slow and have a rhythm to your licks. Don't go down there and randomly lick her. She should know what you're intending to do so she can relax and let the stimulation take her to a climax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393914)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: turquoise charismatic coffee pot rigpig

nah just flip her over and jam your tongue into her asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393933)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: sickened vibrant reading party temple

All of the above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35394011)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 11:53 PM
Author: hyperventilating brunch

he might as well if he's licking the perineum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#44679824)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:21 PM
Author: Mind-boggling up-to-no-good casino

lick her vagina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393948)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 3:08 PM
Author: razzle ticket booth love of her life

every girl is different. in my experience what they like depends on how they get themselves off. most (who use fingers) go up and down, but some go side to side or in a circle or at a diagonal angle. you should ask how they make themselves cum and have them show you

get them warmed up as fuck first. the more blood you can get pumping to the pussy region the better. massage her pussy, massage her thighs and ass, kiss her stomach, pull her labia up, etc. the people who say dont hit the clit directly went for the clit too soon. (but some clits are super sensitive and have to be licked throught the hood).

in my opinion the most important thing for you technique wise is to strike a balance between sticking with one thing long enough for them ton get in a groove/try to cum, and knowing when to move on tom something else so they dont get bored and their clit gets numb. generally, I start out gentle, and a slow, creeping lick up from their pussy to their clit is a good move... good to stop just before you go over the clit to tease them at first... once you get going, get a good rhythm going (not too fast, its a marathon for you so pick a pace thats comfortable and you can sustain) and just let them enjoy it... if they get bored or you feel their clit get less aroused go to something else... as aspie as it may sound, i often count the strokes as i do it and give her 100-200 strokes of the same thing (assuming its feeling good) before moving on to let her get in a groove and get close to cumming

the most importnt thing for them to cum is for them to mentally relax and feel like you enjoy eating pussy and arent getting tired... this is tough at first for a girl because theyre self conscious about how long it takes them to cum and how their pussy smells/tastes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35394240)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 11:49 PM
Author: Boyish opaque hell

FAAAAAAAAAGOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#44679808)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: black bateful crackhouse boiling water

I’ve been told by a bunch of women, “Wow, you’re really good at that.” Which leads me to believe most guys have no clue what they’re doing or don’t do it. Also leads me to believe I’ll have throat cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35416904)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 11:54 PM
Author: Erotic Travel Guidebook Codepig

Turn gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#44679825)