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GFs dogs anal glands leaked in my house. Smells like absolute death

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. ...
orchid incel multi-billionaire
  08/09/18
Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this...
coiffed menage
  08/09/18
Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poas...
citrine histrionic athletic conference yarmulke
  08/09/18
We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s an...
orchid incel multi-billionaire
  08/09/18
Could be a diet-related thing My sister switched her dogs...
Jade windowlicker point
  08/09/18
Wtf man. And that smell, ugh
orchid incel multi-billionaire
  08/09/18
I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bi...
Jade windowlicker point
  08/09/18
It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk s...
orchid incel multi-billionaire
  08/09/18
OK, definitely never experienced anything like that The d...
Jade windowlicker point
  08/09/18
Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus do...
razzle fishy office
  08/09/18
Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparentl...
citrine histrionic athletic conference yarmulke
  08/09/18
Dachshund
orchid incel multi-billionaire
  08/09/18
you know what to do...
citrine histrionic athletic conference yarmulke
  08/09/18
i love dogs, but never again am i owning one. all the const...
Hairless big macaca
  08/09/18
I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big...
orchid incel multi-billionaire
  08/09/18
Same.
Overrated state messiness
  08/09/18
Sad to not have a dog friend though
Fighting Parlour Trump Supporter
  08/09/18
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Green institution
  08/09/18
what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?
Plum jewess pit
  08/09/18
Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed ...
orchid incel multi-billionaire
  08/09/18
holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that hap...
Plum jewess pit
  08/09/18
animals belong OUTSIDE the house
Painfully honest irradiated locus
  08/09/18
this LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. &q...
tantric bawdyhouse mood
  08/09/18
most asian poast I've ever read jfc
Green institution
  08/09/18
"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served ...
Federal House Clown
  08/09/18
...
Milky Dashing Ape
  08/09/18
Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!
Drab field gaping
  08/09/18
stfu gook
arrogant buff theater stage sound barrier
  08/09/18
...
Milky Dashing Ape
  08/09/18
Cr
carnelian aphrodisiac locale preventive strike
  08/09/18
You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon i...
Drab field gaping
  08/09/18
Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.
Mind-boggling New Version
  08/09/18
XO becoming more and more prole every day.
Overrated state messiness
  08/09/18
SUMMON: jjj
sapphire violent halford
  08/09/18
dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. ...
stimulating mewling abode
  08/09/18
why didn't the dog eat it?
Red appetizing partner kitty cat
  08/09/18
The dog needs more fiber
Honey-headed whorehouse circlehead
  08/09/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk
embarrassed to the bone corn cake
  08/09/18
Sick
orchid incel multi-billionaire
  08/09/18
She's blaming the dog, dude
exciting translucent weed whacker hissy fit
  08/09/18
...
brilliant pontificating main people juggernaut
  08/09/18
TI, OC, TCR
Hideous stead
  08/09/18
Absolutely Devastating.
Mind-boggling New Version
  08/09/18
...
beady-eyed legal warrant garrison
  08/09/18
...
learning disabled puppy useless brakes
  08/09/18
...
Topaz twisted den
  03/15/25
...
self-satisfied and socially compliant
  11/20/25
fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes...
hairraiser range immigrant
  08/09/18
...
fuchsia soul-stirring quadroon
  08/09/18
They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a hol...
Drab field gaping
  08/09/18
interesting
learning disabled puppy useless brakes
  08/09/18
dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY ...
orchid incel multi-billionaire
  08/09/18
Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. A...
Rusted hall half-breed
  08/09/18
Missed the dog part in thread title on first read
Federal House Clown
  03/15/25
birdshit problems
Roblox
  11/20/25


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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:04 AM
Author: orchid incel multi-billionaire

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. Wtf bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583449)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: coiffed menage

Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this issue. If so, don't buy.

If you get a dog and it has this problem. Kill it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36588682)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: citrine histrionic athletic conference yarmulke

Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poasted it

Was ready to kill the dogs on the spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583452)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: orchid incel multi-billionaire

We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s anal gland. Apparently it’s like two pimples on either side of it’s asshole that you press and the gland stuff comes out. It’s foul as fuck. Do all little dogs do this? Normally the dog smells fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583461)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: Jade windowlicker point

Could be a diet-related thing

My sister switched her dogs food (to something that I think was supposed to be a bit more oriented to older dogs) and all of a sudden it had these insanely swollen (maybe infected?) anal glands

She switched it back to it's regular food and it's been fine since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583470)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: orchid incel multi-billionaire

Wtf man.

And that smell, ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583478)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: Jade windowlicker point

I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bit more solid in order for it to regularly let those glands 'express' with ordinary defecation

I've heard that the smell of those glands is bad but I don't think I've experienced it myself. I saw the dog while it was having problems and it was super gross to see, but the smell wasn't appreciably worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583508)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: orchid incel multi-billionaire

It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk spray when up close imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583537)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Jade windowlicker point

OK, definitely never experienced anything like that

The dogs' glands were really fucked up though. It resembled a prolapse & couldn't stop licking itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583555)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: razzle fishy office

Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus doodikoff!???!!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36585409)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: citrine histrionic athletic conference yarmulke

Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparently

I only fuck with large breeds and never knew about this shit until I saw it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583474)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: orchid incel multi-billionaire

Dachshund

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583481)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: citrine histrionic athletic conference yarmulke

you know what to do...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583485)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: Hairless big macaca

i love dogs, but never again am i owning one.

all the constant dealings with SHIT are just too much. i don't need this much literal SHIT in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583458)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:09 AM
Author: orchid incel multi-billionaire

I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big. None of them had this problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583465)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: Overrated state messiness

Same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36588692)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Fighting Parlour Trump Supporter

Sad to not have a dog friend though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583484)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Green institution



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: Plum jewess pit

what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583502)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: orchid incel multi-billionaire

Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed to secrete when they shit, but sometimes get clogged up and get engorged and you have to squeeze them like a zit

https://www.dummies.com/pets/dogs/how-to-empty-your-dogs-anal-sacs/

Again, never seen this living with Golden’s, labs, spaniels, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583533)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Plum jewess pit

holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583535)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: Painfully honest irradiated locus

animals belong OUTSIDE the house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583516)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: tantric bawdyhouse mood

this

LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. "oh this NEVER happens, just a one-off thing."

this is what you get for sharing your house with a disgusting animal

PS your friends thought your house reeked of animal even before this happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583540)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Green institution

most asian poast I've ever read jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36584265)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: Federal House Clown

"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served for dinner."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36585375)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Milky Dashing Ape



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: Drab field gaping

Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36585347)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: arrogant buff theater stage sound barrier

stfu gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36588718)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Milky Dashing Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36584293)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: carnelian aphrodisiac locale preventive strike

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36584370)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Drab field gaping

You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon it will be illegal to prohibit them in the US from restaurants, planes, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36585342)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Mind-boggling New Version

Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36585361)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: Overrated state messiness

XO becoming more and more prole every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36588699)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: sapphire violent halford

SUMMON: jjj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583526)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: stimulating mewling abode

dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. you're not supposed to do that in your house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583539)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Red appetizing partner kitty cat

why didn't the dog eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583553)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: Honey-headed whorehouse circlehead

The dog needs more fiber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583569)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:51 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone corn cake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583588)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: orchid incel multi-billionaire

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36584252)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: exciting translucent weed whacker hissy fit

She's blaming the dog, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36584374)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: brilliant pontificating main people juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36584386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Hideous stead

TI, OC, TCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36585351)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Mind-boggling New Version

Absolutely Devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36585356)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: beady-eyed legal warrant garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36585360)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: learning disabled puppy useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36588678)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Topaz twisted den



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: self-satisfied and socially compliant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#49446073)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:31 AM
Author: hairraiser range immigrant

fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes, ANAL GLANDS "expressing"? LOL JUST LOL

jesus christ petcucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36584378)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: fuchsia soul-stirring quadroon



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Drab field gaping

They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a holdover from the common ancestor of dogs and skunks. The smell is NBD get over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36585338)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: learning disabled puppy useless brakes

interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36585385)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: orchid incel multi-billionaire

dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY worse than a skunk. It was like rotten fish mixed with shit, extremely pungent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36585386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: Rusted hall half-breed

Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. Also, get high quality dog food. It makes for more solid stool that ensure the glands release the shit when they shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36588675)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Federal House Clown

Missed the dog part in thread title on first read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#48749719)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Roblox

birdshit problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#49446165)