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told richkid HS junior I'm tutoring for SAT that I would kill his whole family

he's a lazy fuck and hasn't been improving on his practice t...
supple burgundy stage gunner
  08/19/18
(harrison poasting shitty fan fiction)
Opaque Mother Mediation
  08/19/18
not harrison, though he's 180 this 100% happened a few ho...
supple burgundy stage gunner
  08/19/18
if by "happened" you mean you dreamed it after wal...
Effete step-uncle's house coffee pot
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Very tactful passionate garrison
  08/19/18
sure keep telling yourself that rajesh
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dashing feces
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orchid national security agency
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Irradiated gold chad
  08/19/18
u: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/cZ6qIzOzci8/maxresdefault.jpg
supple burgundy stage gunner
  08/19/18
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pink degenerate
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peach vigorous place of business
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lake narrow-minded boistinker nursing home
  08/27/18
180
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cool story teddy
Bright floppy sex offender
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Charcoal drunken church building
  07/03/19
You get zer0 pussy bro
dun wonderful roommate
  08/19/18
(chink)
supple burgundy stage gunner
  08/19/18
Show me a picture of your gun dude
dun wonderful roommate
  08/19/18
https://i.imgur.com/qhbxa2E_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thu...
supple burgundy stage gunner
  08/19/18
penis do not click
Hilarious affirmative action
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maybe he changed it, it was a Glock 17 when I clicked just n...
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alcoholic rigpig double fault
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peach vigorous place of business
  08/27/18
lol
Abnormal Orchestra Pit
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flame
Hilarious affirmative action
  08/19/18
shut up fag
supple burgundy stage gunner
  08/19/18
solid flame thread bro
Hilarious affirmative action
  08/20/18
not flame just got my payment too lmao
supple burgundy stage gunner
  08/20/18
(xo 2018)
orange hominid
  08/20/18
this OP is actually vintage XO in many ways
Flatulent gas station
  08/20/18
(gay dork)
orchid national security agency
  08/20/18
*knuckle-dragging ape whose life is ruined by the internet*
supple burgundy stage gunner
  08/20/18
(guy who has spent weeks thinking about this OP)
orchid national security agency
  08/20/18
in a sense i've spent my whole life thinking about it, but t...
supple burgundy stage gunner
  08/20/18
yeah bend the knee motherfucker
orchid national security agency
  08/20/18
...
Electric Scarlet Nowag
  08/20/18
He’s only vintage Sonic Youth
Disgusting appetizing community account theater stage
  08/27/18
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thanks op.
twinkling really tough guy
  08/20/18
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confused sable crotch roast beef
  08/20/18
yw
supple burgundy stage gunner
  08/20/18
180 brother. don’t listen to these pussies.
Thriller nibblets preventive strike
  08/20/18
*subscribes*
Electric Scarlet Nowag
  08/20/18
the asian mind, ladies and gents
Poppy underhanded parlour
  08/20/18
update?
Flatulent gas station
  08/27/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Y49bLVeN0
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lol @ not collecting all money in advance
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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:32 PM
Author: supple burgundy stage gunner

he's a lazy fuck and hasn't been improving on his practice tests, and he tried to mouth off at me like it was my fault.

he threatened to tell daddy i was no-showing for lessons and otherwise slacking off (not true) so he'd withhold the $1K he owes me for the last month.

to which i replied "OK, go ahead and do that. Then one night while you're all asleep in your beds, i'm going to come into this house, slit your dog's throat, duct tape your cute little sister's mouth, and then i'm going to rape her tight pink asshole until it looks like expired fucking hamburger meat. and the instant i cum, i'm going to splatter her head on the wall with a 9mm hollowpoint from my silenced Glock. then i'm going upstairs and putting one shot in your faggot father's worthless shriveled raisin balls, and one in each of your dried up fatass mom's pancake tits. i'll leave a few more in daddy's stomach and kneecaps so he has extra fun bleeding out, then it'll be your turn for a visit from the Sandman... and with you I'm going to take my time and really enjoy it. This could be tomorrow, it could be next week, it could be next year. But it's going to happen, and there's nothing you or your sheltered, overfed family can do to stop it. I've been coming here every week for the last 3 months, so I know 100 silent ways inside, and if you think your off-the-shelf made-in-china ADT security system is going to protect you, no wonder you're scoring somewhere between the 'nigger' and 'cerebral palsy' medians on your practice tests."

he knows i have a gun since i showed him a pic of it on my phone after he insisted a while back.

there were a few moments of stunned silence and then he started softly crying, lmao. little 16 y/o bitch thought he was a big man.

i just said "...so i guess i'll expect that late payment on monday" and left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645552)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:39 PM
Author: Opaque Mother Mediation

(harrison poasting shitty fan fiction)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645591)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:50 PM
Author: supple burgundy stage gunner

not harrison, though he's 180

this 100% happened a few hours ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645638)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:51 PM
Author: Effete step-uncle's house coffee pot

if by "happened" you mean you dreamed it after walking away like the bitch you are then sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645640)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:52 PM
Author: Very tactful passionate garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645643)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:55 PM
Author: supple burgundy stage gunner

sure keep telling yourself that rajesh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645665)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: Razzmatazz rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36692647)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: dashing feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647134)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:36 AM
Author: clear gaped tanning salon striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647368)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:38 AM
Author: orchid national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647372)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:20 PM
Author: Irradiated gold chad

OP:

https://www.bishophouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/frightened-businessman-ws.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645829)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:41 PM
Author: supple burgundy stage gunner

u:

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/cZ6qIzOzci8/maxresdefault.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645961)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 3:36 AM
Author: Trip ultramarine cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647124)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 3:41 AM
Author: slap-happy weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647129)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: pink degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36692637)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: peach vigorous place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36692672)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: lake narrow-minded boistinker nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36692675)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:22 PM
Author: garnet spectacular macaca personal credit line

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645838)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:31 PM
Author: Bright floppy sex offender

cool story teddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645893)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 6:24 AM
Author: Charcoal drunken church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#38477270)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:33 PM
Author: dun wonderful roommate

You get zer0 pussy bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645898)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: supple burgundy stage gunner

(chink)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645950)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:41 PM
Author: dun wonderful roommate

Show me a picture of your gun dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645959)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: supple burgundy stage gunner

https://i.imgur.com/qhbxa2E_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36646042)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: Hilarious affirmative action

penis do not click

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36646047)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 12:58 AM
Author: vivacious chocolate university dopamine

maybe he changed it, it was a Glock 17 when I clicked just now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36646935)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 1:32 AM
Author: Frozen pale alpha brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647023)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:29 AM
Author: Poppy underhanded parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36648093)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:30 PM
Author: alcoholic rigpig double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36651754)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:38 AM
Author: peach vigorous place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36692669)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Abnormal Orchestra Pit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645969)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Hilarious affirmative action

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645977)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 10:03 PM
Author: supple burgundy stage gunner

shut up fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36646111)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 1:34 AM
Author: Hilarious affirmative action

solid flame thread bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647026)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: supple burgundy stage gunner

not flame

just got my payment too lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647072)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: orange hominid

(xo 2018)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36646948)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 2:32 AM
Author: Flatulent gas station

this OP is actually vintage XO in many ways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647077)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:38 AM
Author: orchid national security agency

(gay dork)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647371)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 8:21 AM
Author: supple burgundy stage gunner

*knuckle-dragging ape whose life is ruined by the internet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647428)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 8:23 AM
Author: orchid national security agency

(guy who has spent weeks thinking about this OP)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647438)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 8:28 AM
Author: supple burgundy stage gunner

in a sense i've spent my whole life thinking about it, but this just happened yesterday and i got paid so it's over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647458)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: orchid national security agency

yeah bend the knee motherfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36648969)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: Electric Scarlet Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647378)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: Disgusting appetizing community account theater stage

He’s only vintage Sonic Youth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36692724)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: twinkling really tough guy

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thanks op.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647073)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:34 AM
Author: confused sable crotch roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647364)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 8:00 AM
Author: supple burgundy stage gunner

yw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647393)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 3:40 AM
Author: Thriller nibblets preventive strike

180 brother. don’t listen to these pussies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647128)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Electric Scarlet Nowag

*subscribes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647380)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: Poppy underhanded parlour

the asian mind, ladies and gents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36648088)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:21 AM
Author: Flatulent gas station

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36692616)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Citrine Famous Landscape Painting Jewess

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Y49bLVeN0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36692648)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:47 AM
Author: lime big azn

lol @ not collecting all money in advance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36692695)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: Razzmatazz rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36692700)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:49 AM
Author: Brilliant Sticky Codepig Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36692709)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 6:21 AM
Author: supple burgundy stage gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#38477266)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:10 PM
Author: Concupiscible Hateful Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#38720042)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 3:44 AM
Author: excitant incel address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#42459281)



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Date: July 8th, 2022 12:27 AM
Author: supple burgundy stage gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#44813850)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:22 PM
Author: Chris Spinelli did WHAT to that kid?!?!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#49592657)