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Rate this 1980 Washington Post review of The Empire Strikes Back

https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/style/longterm/movies/...
at-the-ready multi-colored school
  01/20/19
lol: There is one black, Billy Dee Williams as a man who ...
Galvanic Bright Fortuitous Meteor Public Bath
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Adventurous mint set psychic
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amazing how it manages to be super shitlib and super racist ...
passionate pale institution
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Sienna Scourge Upon The Earth Stage
  01/20/19
I miss those old libs
Galvanic Bright Fortuitous Meteor Public Bath
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costumed razzmatazz pisswyrm
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at-the-ready multi-colored school
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Sick Foreskin
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titillating gold tanning salon
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how is that racist?
Plum exciting box office dysfunction
  04/08/19
Yeah, a lot of people slammed ESB when it came out. My very ...
Useless Garrison Fanboi
  01/20/19
Wrong ☝️
at-the-ready multi-colored school
  01/20/19
Time will tell, brother
Useless Garrison Fanboi
  01/20/19
...
Sick Foreskin
  01/20/19
Whoever wrote that should be tortured and killed
Adventurous mint set psychic
  01/20/19
...
passionate pale institution
  01/20/19
what specific sentence do you think is incorrect?
Navy school cafeteria
  01/20/19
first of all, it contains massive spoilers without a spoiler...
passionate pale institution
  01/20/19
oh shit
Navy school cafeteria
  01/20/19
180 review tbh
Sienna Scourge Upon The Earth Stage
  01/20/19
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at-the-ready multi-colored school
  01/20/19
HOLY SHIT Judith Martin is "miss manners" it's...
Navy school cafeteria
  01/20/19
OH WHAT A CRITIC! OH WHAT A CRITIQUE! is this the author? ...
Spectacular medicated hall
  01/20/19
The part about Lando is lulzy
at-the-ready multi-colored school
  01/20/19
"But when light entertainment is done well, someone is ...
Stimulating pit
  01/20/19
Completely CR review, except for saying it’s better th...
Electric kitchen ceo
  01/20/19
yeah the first one was best. People like Empire Strikes Bac...
Navy school cafeteria
  01/20/19
ESB is better.
at-the-ready multi-colored school
  01/20/19
It’s also a good film, but ANH is in another league. E...
Electric kitchen ceo
  01/20/19
Lucas is an incompetent director and it shows in A new hope....
Impressive irradiated laser beams goyim
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at-the-ready multi-colored school
  01/20/19
Its originator, George Lucas, has revealed that the two pict...
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at-the-ready multi-colored school
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Boyish stag film
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Thriller wine voyeur point
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180 review
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at-the-ready multi-colored school
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at-the-ready multi-colored school
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Starts off good then takes a weird shitlib turn that made me...
Metal prole
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at-the-ready multi-colored school
  07/13/19
Author is Jewish, right?
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Date: January 20th, 2019 9:53 AM
Author: at-the-ready multi-colored school

https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/style/longterm/movies/review97/empirestrikesbackmartin.htm

‘The Empire Strikes Back'

By Judith Martin

Washington Post Staff Writer

May 23, 1980

To call "The Empire Strikes Back" a good junk movie is no insult: There is enough bad junk around. And surely we're getting over the snobbery of pretending that it is undemocratic to recognize any hierarchy of culture, as if both low and high can't be appreciated, often be the same people.

But when light entertainment is done well, someone is bound to make extravagant and unsupportable claims for its being great art. You will hear that this sequel to "Star Wars" is part of a vast new mythology, as if it were the Oresteia. Its originator, George Lucas, has revealed that the two pictures are actually parts four and five of a nine-part sage, as if audiences will some day receive the total the way devotees now go to Seattle for a week of immersion in Wagner's complete Ring Cycle.

Nonsense. This is no monumental artistic work, but a science-fiction movie done more snappily than most, including its own predecessor. A chocolate bar is a marvelous sweet that does not need to pretend to be a chocolate soufflé; musical comedies are wonderful entertainment without trying to compete with opera; blue jeans are a perfect garment that shouldn't be compared with haute couture. There are times when you would much rather have a really good hot dog than any steak, but you can still recognize that one is junk food and the other isn't.

"The Empire Strikes Back" has no plot structure, no character studies let alone character development, no emotional or philosophical point to make. It has no original vision of the future, which is depicted as a pastiche of other junk-culture formulae, such as the western, the costume epic and the Would War II movie. Its specialty is "special effects" or visual tricks, some of which are playful, imaginative and impressive, but others of which have become space-movie clichés.

But the total effect is fast and attractive and occasionally amusing. Like a good hot dog, that's something of an achievement in a field where unpalatable junk is the rule.

In this film, as in "Star Wars," a trio of nice, average-looking young people (Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker, Harrison Ford as Han Solo and Carrie Fisher as Princess Leia) is pursued by a sinister figure in black mask and cloak, Darth Vader. It is hard to avoid the suspicion that Skywalker is dull-witted -- for various reasons, he is hanging upside down during most of this film and is always having to be rescued by the others -- but brave young heroes traditionally are.

There are new bad robots, as well as the good robots, C-3PO and R2-D2, whose humanistic fussiness charmed audiences in the earlier film. A new puppet, representing a great guru but looking like an elderly, Eastern rodent, is a success; an invented beast of burden that looks like the rear half of a cheap camel costume is not. The monkish character played by Alec Guinness is back with sparkling lights on his shoulders and a transparent body to indicate that he was killed off in "Star Wars."

The Future is no longer quite pictured as belonging to white males plus one pedestal princess in a white gown. The princess has put on more sensible clothes for wartime, and there is exactly one other woman in the universe, who can be glimpsed working at the home base. There is one black, Billy Dee Williams as a man who seems to have been set up with his own planet by the Small Business Administration and keeps complaining that he has "no choice" about betraying everyone.

At the beginning and end of the new film, the bad Empire and the good Rebellion are still at odds. The fact is that there is no beginning or end, just several middle-of-the-story chases -- one on ice, several using spacecraft in airplane dog-fight style, and some classic duels, except that the swords are laser beams and use of the mystical "Force" means that one can will one's weapon back in hand after it is knocked away.

As for the idea of the Force, it is a mishmash of current cultic fashions without any base in ideas. It doesn't seem to be connected with ethics or a code of decent behavior, either. Shywalker is never called to account for having behaved unpleasantly to his guru before knowing who he is -- even to the extent of knocking food out of the hungry guru's hand. How many religions of any kind would tolerate a disciples having refused to share his food with his disguised spiritual leader?

But then, you don't go to junk movies for your philosophy or religion, do you?

© Copyright 1980 The Washington Post Company



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4181830&forum_id=2#37625422)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 9:55 AM
Author: Galvanic Bright Fortuitous Meteor Public Bath

lol:

There is one black, Billy Dee Williams as a man who seems to have been set up with his own planet by the Small Business Administration and keeps complaining that he has "no choice" about betraying everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4181830&forum_id=2#37625439)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: Adventurous mint set psychic



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Date: January 20th, 2019 10:04 AM
Author: passionate pale institution

amazing how it manages to be super shitlib and super racist at the same time

it really represents a brand of openly paternalistic liberalism that was once quite common but you don't see much anymore except in old libs of RBG's age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4181830&forum_id=2#37625495)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 10:09 AM
Author: Sienna Scourge Upon The Earth Stage



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Date: January 20th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: Galvanic Bright Fortuitous Meteor Public Bath

I miss those old libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4181830&forum_id=2#37625556)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 11:30 PM
Author: costumed razzmatazz pisswyrm



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Date: January 20th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: at-the-ready multi-colored school



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Date: January 20th, 2019 3:54 PM
Author: Sick Foreskin



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Date: January 20th, 2019 3:56 PM
Author: titillating gold tanning salon



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Date: April 8th, 2019 11:33 PM
Author: Plum exciting box office dysfunction

how is that racist?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4181830&forum_id=2#38060484)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 10:02 AM
Author: Useless Garrison Fanboi

Yeah, a lot of people slammed ESB when it came out. My very unpopular opinion is that people will start to regard The Last Jedi more kindly, just like the tide turned with ESB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4181830&forum_id=2#37625481)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: at-the-ready multi-colored school

Wrong ☝️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4181830&forum_id=2#37625490)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 10:09 AM
Author: Useless Garrison Fanboi

Time will tell, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4181830&forum_id=2#37625518)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 3:55 PM
Author: Sick Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4181830&forum_id=2#37627342)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: Adventurous mint set psychic

Whoever wrote that should be tortured and killed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4181830&forum_id=2#37625487)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: passionate pale institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4181830&forum_id=2#37625488)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 10:14 AM
Author: Navy school cafeteria

what specific sentence do you think is incorrect?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4181830&forum_id=2#37625553)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: passionate pale institution

first of all, it contains massive spoilers without a spoiler warning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4181830&forum_id=2#37625558)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 10:21 AM
Author: Navy school cafeteria

oh shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4181830&forum_id=2#37625585)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 10:18 AM
Author: Sienna Scourge Upon The Earth Stage

180 review tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4181830&forum_id=2#37625568)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 10:32 AM
Author: at-the-ready multi-colored school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4181830&forum_id=2#37625638)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 10:34 AM
Author: Navy school cafeteria

HOLY SHIT

Judith Martin is "miss manners"

it's got that arch writing style she's famous for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4181830&forum_id=2#37625645)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 10:34 AM
Author: Spectacular medicated hall

OH WHAT A CRITIC! OH WHAT A CRITIQUE!

is this the author?

https://i.pinimg.com/236x/e9/fb/ea/e9fbea3f22f38f129e6dc056066be0b7--red-berets-french-resistance.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4181830&forum_id=2#37625648)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 10:36 AM
Author: at-the-ready multi-colored school

The part about Lando is lulzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4181830&forum_id=2#37625655)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 10:38 AM
Author: Stimulating pit

"But when light entertainment is done well, someone is bound to make extravagant and unsupportable claims for its being great art."

I feel the same way about highly acclaimed superhero movies like Black Panther and Captain America: Civil War or whatever it was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4181830&forum_id=2#37625664)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 10:42 AM
Author: Electric kitchen ceo

Completely CR review, except for saying it’s better than ANH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4181830&forum_id=2#37625679)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 10:47 AM
Author: Navy school cafeteria

yeah the first one was best. People like Empire Strikes Back precisely because it makes pretense to being "art" in a way the first one doesn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4181830&forum_id=2#37625695)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 10:52 AM
Author: at-the-ready multi-colored school

ESB is better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4181830&forum_id=2#37625724)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 10:56 AM
Author: Electric kitchen ceo

It’s also a good film, but ANH is in another league. Every scene is excellent. ESB just isn’t on the same level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4181830&forum_id=2#37625740)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 11:13 AM
Author: Impressive irradiated laser beams goyim

Lucas is an incompetent director and it shows in A new hope. There’s a lot of original ideas going into it but the execution is clunky. Kirshner knew what he was doing (and credit Lucas for realizing his shortcomings as a director and stepping back) and Empire is a much more polished, complete product because of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4181830&forum_id=2#37625795)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 12:09 PM
Author: at-the-ready multi-colored school



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Date: January 20th, 2019 3:57 PM
Author: Mentally impaired ape pozpig

Its originator, George Lucas, has revealed that the two pictures are actually parts four and five of a nine-part sage, as if audiences will some day receive the total the way devotees now go to Seattle for a week of immersion in Wagner's complete Ring Cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4181830&forum_id=2#37627373)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 4:42 PM
Author: at-the-ready multi-colored school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4181830&forum_id=2#37627795)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 11:32 PM
Author: Boyish stag film



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Date: July 13th, 2019 10:21 AM
Author: Thriller wine voyeur point



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Date: January 20th, 2019 4:50 PM
Author: Bistre Drunken Tank Wagecucks

180 review

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4181830&forum_id=2#37627826)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 11:37 PM
Author: at-the-ready multi-colored school



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Date: April 8th, 2019 11:25 PM
Author: at-the-ready multi-colored school



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Date: April 8th, 2019 11:33 PM
Author: Metal prole

Starts off good then takes a weird shitlib turn that made me suspect flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4181830&forum_id=2#38060476)



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Date: July 13th, 2019 10:08 AM
Author: at-the-ready multi-colored school



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Date: July 13th, 2019 10:21 AM
Author: Thriller wine voyeur point

Author is Jewish, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4181830&forum_id=2#38525524)



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Date: September 28th, 2019 10:25 AM
Author: at-the-ready multi-colored school



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Date: February 14th, 2022 5:57 PM
Author: at-the-ready multi-colored school



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