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I miss those old libs
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how is that racist?
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Yeah, a lot of people slammed ESB when it came out. My very ...
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Wrong ☝️
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Time will tell, brother
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Whoever wrote that should be tortured and killed
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what specific sentence do you think is incorrect?
domesticated point
  01/20/19
first of all, it contains massive spoilers without a spoiler...
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oh shit
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180 review tbh
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HOLY SHIT Judith Martin is "miss manners" it's...
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The part about Lando is lulzy
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Completely CR review, except for saying it’s better th...
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yeah the first one was best. People like Empire Strikes Bac...
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ESB is better.
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Date: January 20th, 2019 9:53 AM
Author: iridescent histrionic church building personal credit line

https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/style/longterm/movies/review97/empirestrikesbackmartin.htm

‘The Empire Strikes Back'

By Judith Martin

Washington Post Staff Writer

May 23, 1980

To call "The Empire Strikes Back" a good junk movie is no insult: There is enough bad junk around. And surely we're getting over the snobbery of pretending that it is undemocratic to recognize any hierarchy of culture, as if both low and high can't be appreciated, often be the same people.

But when light entertainment is done well, someone is bound to make extravagant and unsupportable claims for its being great art. You will hear that this sequel to "Star Wars" is part of a vast new mythology, as if it were the Oresteia. Its originator, George Lucas, has revealed that the two pictures are actually parts four and five of a nine-part sage, as if audiences will some day receive the total the way devotees now go to Seattle for a week of immersion in Wagner's complete Ring Cycle.

Nonsense. This is no monumental artistic work, but a science-fiction movie done more snappily than most, including its own predecessor. A chocolate bar is a marvelous sweet that does not need to pretend to be a chocolate soufflé; musical comedies are wonderful entertainment without trying to compete with opera; blue jeans are a perfect garment that shouldn't be compared with haute couture. There are times when you would much rather have a really good hot dog than any steak, but you can still recognize that one is junk food and the other isn't.

"The Empire Strikes Back" has no plot structure, no character studies let alone character development, no emotional or philosophical point to make. It has no original vision of the future, which is depicted as a pastiche of other junk-culture formulae, such as the western, the costume epic and the Would War II movie. Its specialty is "special effects" or visual tricks, some of which are playful, imaginative and impressive, but others of which have become space-movie clichés.

But the total effect is fast and attractive and occasionally amusing. Like a good hot dog, that's something of an achievement in a field where unpalatable junk is the rule.

In this film, as in "Star Wars," a trio of nice, average-looking young people (Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker, Harrison Ford as Han Solo and Carrie Fisher as Princess Leia) is pursued by a sinister figure in black mask and cloak, Darth Vader. It is hard to avoid the suspicion that Skywalker is dull-witted -- for various reasons, he is hanging upside down during most of this film and is always having to be rescued by the others -- but brave young heroes traditionally are.

There are new bad robots, as well as the good robots, C-3PO and R2-D2, whose humanistic fussiness charmed audiences in the earlier film. A new puppet, representing a great guru but looking like an elderly, Eastern rodent, is a success; an invented beast of burden that looks like the rear half of a cheap camel costume is not. The monkish character played by Alec Guinness is back with sparkling lights on his shoulders and a transparent body to indicate that he was killed off in "Star Wars."

The Future is no longer quite pictured as belonging to white males plus one pedestal princess in a white gown. The princess has put on more sensible clothes for wartime, and there is exactly one other woman in the universe, who can be glimpsed working at the home base. There is one black, Billy Dee Williams as a man who seems to have been set up with his own planet by the Small Business Administration and keeps complaining that he has "no choice" about betraying everyone.

At the beginning and end of the new film, the bad Empire and the good Rebellion are still at odds. The fact is that there is no beginning or end, just several middle-of-the-story chases -- one on ice, several using spacecraft in airplane dog-fight style, and some classic duels, except that the swords are laser beams and use of the mystical "Force" means that one can will one's weapon back in hand after it is knocked away.

As for the idea of the Force, it is a mishmash of current cultic fashions without any base in ideas. It doesn't seem to be connected with ethics or a code of decent behavior, either. Shywalker is never called to account for having behaved unpleasantly to his guru before knowing who he is -- even to the extent of knocking food out of the hungry guru's hand. How many religions of any kind would tolerate a disciples having refused to share his food with his disguised spiritual leader?

But then, you don't go to junk movies for your philosophy or religion, do you?

© Copyright 1980 The Washington Post Company



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4181830&forum_id=2#37625422)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 9:55 AM
Author: Startling heaven newt

lol:

There is one black, Billy Dee Williams as a man who seems to have been set up with his own planet by the Small Business Administration and keeps complaining that he has "no choice" about betraying everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4181830&forum_id=2#37625439)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: mentally impaired topaz library reading party



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Date: January 20th, 2019 10:04 AM
Author: spectacular mahogany generalized bond meetinghouse

amazing how it manages to be super shitlib and super racist at the same time

it really represents a brand of openly paternalistic liberalism that was once quite common but you don't see much anymore except in old libs of RBG's age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4181830&forum_id=2#37625495)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 10:09 AM
Author: Razzmatazz buff school



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Date: January 20th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: Startling heaven newt

I miss those old libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4181830&forum_id=2#37625556)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 11:30 PM
Author: saffron principal's office



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Date: January 20th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: iridescent histrionic church building personal credit line



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Date: January 20th, 2019 3:54 PM
Author: Bespoke pea-brained juggernaut



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Date: January 20th, 2019 3:56 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2019 11:33 PM
Author: fragrant sooty selfie community account

how is that racist?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4181830&forum_id=2#38060484)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 10:02 AM
Author: burgundy business firm

Yeah, a lot of people slammed ESB when it came out. My very unpopular opinion is that people will start to regard The Last Jedi more kindly, just like the tide turned with ESB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4181830&forum_id=2#37625481)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: iridescent histrionic church building personal credit line

Wrong ☝️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4181830&forum_id=2#37625490)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 10:09 AM
Author: burgundy business firm

Time will tell, brother

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Date: January 20th, 2019 3:55 PM
Author: Bespoke pea-brained juggernaut



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Date: January 20th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: mentally impaired topaz library reading party

Whoever wrote that should be tortured and killed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4181830&forum_id=2#37625487)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: spectacular mahogany generalized bond meetinghouse



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Date: January 20th, 2019 10:14 AM
Author: domesticated point

what specific sentence do you think is incorrect?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4181830&forum_id=2#37625553)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: spectacular mahogany generalized bond meetinghouse

first of all, it contains massive spoilers without a spoiler warning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4181830&forum_id=2#37625558)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 10:21 AM
Author: domesticated point

oh shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4181830&forum_id=2#37625585)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 10:18 AM
Author: Razzmatazz buff school

180 review tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4181830&forum_id=2#37625568)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 10:32 AM
Author: iridescent histrionic church building personal credit line



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Date: January 20th, 2019 10:34 AM
Author: domesticated point

HOLY SHIT

Judith Martin is "miss manners"

it's got that arch writing style she's famous for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4181830&forum_id=2#37625645)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 10:34 AM
Author: Plum Sneaky Criminal Keepsake Machete

OH WHAT A CRITIC! OH WHAT A CRITIQUE!

is this the author?

https://i.pinimg.com/236x/e9/fb/ea/e9fbea3f22f38f129e6dc056066be0b7--red-berets-french-resistance.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4181830&forum_id=2#37625648)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 10:36 AM
Author: iridescent histrionic church building personal credit line

The part about Lando is lulzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4181830&forum_id=2#37625655)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 10:38 AM
Author: Bull headed becky chad

"But when light entertainment is done well, someone is bound to make extravagant and unsupportable claims for its being great art."

I feel the same way about highly acclaimed superhero movies like Black Panther and Captain America: Civil War or whatever it was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4181830&forum_id=2#37625664)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 10:42 AM
Author: amber rigor menage

Completely CR review, except for saying it’s better than ANH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4181830&forum_id=2#37625679)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 10:47 AM
Author: domesticated point

yeah the first one was best. People like Empire Strikes Back precisely because it makes pretense to being "art" in a way the first one doesn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4181830&forum_id=2#37625695)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 10:52 AM
Author: iridescent histrionic church building personal credit line

ESB is better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4181830&forum_id=2#37625724)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 10:56 AM
Author: amber rigor menage

It’s also a good film, but ANH is in another league. Every scene is excellent. ESB just isn’t on the same level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4181830&forum_id=2#37625740)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 11:13 AM
Author: Puce Candlestick Maker Hell

Lucas is an incompetent director and it shows in A new hope. There’s a lot of original ideas going into it but the execution is clunky. Kirshner knew what he was doing (and credit Lucas for realizing his shortcomings as a director and stepping back) and Empire is a much more polished, complete product because of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4181830&forum_id=2#37625795)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 12:09 PM
Author: iridescent histrionic church building personal credit line



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Date: January 20th, 2019 3:57 PM
Author: demanding faggot firefighter dog poop

Its originator, George Lucas, has revealed that the two pictures are actually parts four and five of a nine-part sage, as if audiences will some day receive the total the way devotees now go to Seattle for a week of immersion in Wagner's complete Ring Cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4181830&forum_id=2#37627373)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 4:42 PM
Author: iridescent histrionic church building personal credit line



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Date: April 8th, 2019 11:32 PM
Author: Thirsty Hall Laser Beams



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Date: July 13th, 2019 10:21 AM
Author: Self-centered Philosopher-king



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Date: January 20th, 2019 4:50 PM
Author: Citrine marketing idea messiness

180 review

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Date: January 20th, 2019 11:37 PM
Author: iridescent histrionic church building personal credit line



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Date: April 8th, 2019 11:25 PM
Author: iridescent histrionic church building personal credit line



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Date: April 8th, 2019 11:33 PM
Author: chestnut hairraiser french chef

Starts off good then takes a weird shitlib turn that made me suspect flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4181830&forum_id=2#38060476)



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Date: July 13th, 2019 10:08 AM
Author: iridescent histrionic church building personal credit line



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Date: July 13th, 2019 10:21 AM
Author: Self-centered Philosopher-king

Author is Jewish, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4181830&forum_id=2#38525524)



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Date: September 28th, 2019 10:25 AM
Author: iridescent histrionic church building personal credit line



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Date: February 14th, 2022 5:57 PM
Author: iridescent histrionic church building personal credit line



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