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Salesforce is the worst piece of software I have ever seen

how in the actual fk is this the "industry standard&quo...
copper violent sanctuary
  06/17/19
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copper violent sanctuary
  06/18/19
what does it even do also how the fuck does these softwar...
Disrespectful wagecucks heaven
  06/18/19
It's a CRM - kind of like a digital rolodex that tracks all ...
copper violent sanctuary
  06/18/19
yeah ive been applying to jobs and there are so many b2b sof...
Disrespectful wagecucks heaven
  06/18/19
As I said, a CRM is an essential piece of software for a sal...
copper violent sanctuary
  06/18/19
yeah i know
Disrespectful wagecucks heaven
  06/18/19
Their gen x sales team writes up a DocuSign proposal without...
flesh fragrant foreskin
  06/18/19
MODS!!!
copper violent sanctuary
  06/18/19
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Topaz indian lodge
  06/18/19
CR, and they also buy some of your shit to make the finance ...
Trip bbw
  06/18/19
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Drab Excitant Goal In Life
  06/18/19
This is so fucking accurate
dull heady senate
  06/18/19
It's too accurate. He needs to delete this post.
copper violent sanctuary
  06/18/19
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flesh fragrant foreskin
  06/18/19
1800000000000000
flesh fragrant foreskin
  06/26/25
It’s virtual garbage
Topaz indian lodge
  06/18/19
I have a tome of Salesforce hatred poasts here somewhere
flesh fragrant foreskin
  06/18/19
Summon: Thomas Hobbes tp
copper violent sanctuary
  06/18/19
Lemme see if I can find the post I ahd about flying a plane ...
flesh fragrant foreskin
  06/18/19
...
flesh fragrant foreskin
  06/26/25
Just think of the garbage CRM systems it actually replaced
pearl kitty crotch
  06/18/19
I used to use Hubspot - it was very cr and much better than ...
copper violent sanctuary
  06/18/19
It's good for tracking and marketing teams but gets expensiv...
flesh fragrant foreskin
  06/18/19
DING! Google sheets / Excel works for small business, but an...
copper violent sanctuary
  06/18/19
Cr or you could kikehack some shitty mail drip system with z...
flesh fragrant foreskin
  06/18/19
We use Salesforce (hence the thread) Salesforce has a ver...
copper violent sanctuary
  06/18/19
Salesforce is so much more than a CRM. It's a powerful cloud...
Electric mewling french chef library
  06/18/19
Glad you showed up in this thread brother
copper violent sanctuary
  06/18/19
...
flesh fragrant foreskin
  06/18/19
I meant that unironically by the way. We even use Salesforce...
Electric mewling french chef library
  06/18/19
Wow very robust!
copper violent sanctuary
  06/18/19
...
flesh fragrant foreskin
  06/18/19
the cloud based business solutions version of hacking togeth...
plum trust fund philosopher-king
  06/18/19
My business needs, you say?
Topaz indian lodge
  06/18/19
<3
Drab Excitant Goal In Life
  06/18/19


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Date: June 17th, 2019 2:46 PM
Author: copper violent sanctuary

how in the actual fk is this the "industry standard"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2#38401084)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:10 PM
Author: copper violent sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2#38406944)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:10 PM
Author: Disrespectful wagecucks heaven

what does it even do

also how the fuck does these software companies make money? like who is paying for their retarded shit? is it even useful?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2#38406946)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:12 PM
Author: copper violent sanctuary

It's a CRM - kind of like a digital rolodex that tracks all sales and customer-related information.

CRM is essential tool for complex B2B sales orgs, but holy crap SALESFORCE is the worst tool I've come across for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2#38406956)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:13 PM
Author: Disrespectful wagecucks heaven

yeah ive been applying to jobs and there are so many b2b software companies but its all ambiguous retarded bullshit

are people in companies just constantly buying shit they dont need

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2#38406963)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:16 PM
Author: copper violent sanctuary

As I said, a CRM is an essential piece of software for a sales organization. It's the backbone. Salesforce is just a pile of dung.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2#38406980)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:18 PM
Author: Disrespectful wagecucks heaven

yeah i know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2#38406982)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:13 PM
Author: flesh fragrant foreskin

Their gen x sales team writes up a DocuSign proposal without showing any use cases or a functional demos then your boomer gaped clown decision maker signs a 1-3 yr contract plus training module and then you Lego connect the shittiest 1999 software on earth by yourself over the next decade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2#38406958)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:13 PM
Author: copper violent sanctuary

MODS!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2#38406961)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:14 PM
Author: Topaz indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2#38406966)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:18 PM
Author: Trip bbw

CR, and they also buy some of your shit to make the finance and sales guys happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2#38406983)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 6:06 PM
Author: Drab Excitant Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2#38407240)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:19 PM
Author: dull heady senate

This is so fucking accurate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2#38406989)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:19 PM
Author: copper violent sanctuary

It's too accurate. He needs to delete this post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2#38406992)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:22 PM
Author: flesh fragrant foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2#38407001)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: flesh fragrant foreskin

1800000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2#49051924)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:11 PM
Author: Topaz indian lodge

It’s virtual garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2#38406947)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:11 PM
Author: flesh fragrant foreskin

I have a tome of Salesforce hatred poasts here somewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2#38406953)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:13 PM
Author: copper violent sanctuary

Summon: Thomas Hobbes tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2#38406960)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:13 PM
Author: flesh fragrant foreskin

Lemme see if I can find the post I ahd about flying a plane into The SF building

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2#38406964)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: flesh fragrant foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2#49051925)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:13 PM
Author: pearl kitty crotch

Just think of the garbage CRM systems it actually replaced

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2#38406959)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:16 PM
Author: copper violent sanctuary

I used to use Hubspot - it was very cr and much better than TTT Salesforce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2#38406975)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:18 PM
Author: flesh fragrant foreskin

It's good for tracking and marketing teams but gets expensive quickly

The new saas bare bones ones are so much better and make you realize crm is the biggest FLAME in business

85% of what's needed can be tracked in Google sheets still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2#38406984)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:19 PM
Author: copper violent sanctuary

DING! Google sheets / Excel works for small business, but anything over say - 500 prospects or customers requires more sophistication.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2#38406990)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:22 PM
Author: flesh fragrant foreskin

Cr or you could kikehack some shitty mail drip system with zapier too

What do you guys use past 500



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2#38407000)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:25 PM
Author: copper violent sanctuary

We use Salesforce (hence the thread)

Salesforce has a very robust API, which is a huge selling point and helps position the product as the "spoke" in the technology wheel of an organization. You can connect virtually any other software to Salesforce.

Part of my job includes CRM consulting. FOr anything under 500 records, I just tell clients they can use Excel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2#38407014)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:23 PM
Author: Electric mewling french chef library

Salesforce is so much more than a CRM. It's a powerful cloud based platform you can use to build multiple applications to meet your business needs and interface with external parties. I would say that Salesforce at my organization is not just part of our cloud strategy, it is part of our DIGITAL strategy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2#38407007)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:25 PM
Author: copper violent sanctuary

Glad you showed up in this thread brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2#38407017)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:26 PM
Author: flesh fragrant foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2#38407029)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:27 PM
Author: Electric mewling french chef library

I meant that unironically by the way. We even use Salesforce applications for tracking internal business processes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2#38407034)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:27 PM
Author: copper violent sanctuary

Wow very robust!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2#38407038)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:29 PM
Author: flesh fragrant foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2#38407045)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 6:00 PM
Author: plum trust fund philosopher-king

the cloud based business solutions version of hacking together a shitty application in ms access

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2#38407219)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 6:02 PM
Author: Topaz indian lodge

My business needs, you say?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2#38407226)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 6:07 PM
Author: Drab Excitant Goal In Life

<3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284661&forum_id=2#38407245)