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REMINDER: McDonald's has to make you any item that was ever on the menu

It's in the franchise agreement, you can still order a McPiz...
infuriating soul-stirring center
  04/26/21
dat secret menu
Plum spectacular corn cake macaca
  04/27/21
can i sue them if they won't make me a mclobster?
salmon foreskin goal in life
  04/27/21
Technically no, you do NOT have a private right of action if...
infuriating soul-stirring center
  04/27/21
what will happen if i place random calls to a local mcdonald...
Fragrant awkward milk
  04/27/21
I don't know, as soon as I bring up the franchise agreement ...
infuriating soul-stirring center
  04/27/21
Trick question - they always claim it’s out of order b...
violent exhilarant church building
  08/15/22
Wtf this is wrong. You’re clearly a 3rd party benefici...
Concupiscible Principal's Office
  04/27/21
They haven't assented to enforceability by third party benef...
infuriating soul-stirring center
  04/28/21
...
Cyan becky hissy fit
  05/12/24
i just want spicy mcnuggets
Fragrant awkward milk
  04/27/21
I bet you they can still make those too but I have never tri...
infuriating soul-stirring center
  04/27/21
McPizzas were 180
Misunderstood fishy address
  04/27/21
if you're willing to wait all day, they have to make it for ...
Plum spectacular corn cake macaca
  04/27/21
*McDrone flying across the country with special order McPizz...
Cordovan godawful double fault
  04/27/21
...
bossy pit water buffalo
  05/12/24
i know they don't have the old school apple pies. so its al...
Titillating vermilion lodge old irish cottage
  04/27/21
checker's/rally's has the old school fried apple pies
Fragrant awkward milk
  04/27/21
you just changed my life. thank you.
Titillating vermilion lodge old irish cottage
  04/27/21
Make sure you cop dat BIG BUFORD
Cerise sneaky criminal abode
  04/27/21
i heard that some of the tiny in-Walmart locations with no s...
Cordovan godawful double fault
  04/27/21
hilarious, but can't be true
ruby startled feces sweet tailpipe
  04/27/21
I forgot to say NOT FLAME. You can find the franchise agree...
infuriating soul-stirring center
  04/27/21
...
comical fantasy-prone locus
  04/27/21
This doesn't apply to the McRib though.
Excitant citrine community account trust fund
  04/27/21
? I'm not aware of any McRib exception to this duty, but thi...
infuriating soul-stirring center
  04/27/21
McRib and Mighty Wings are seasonal. Therefore, your enti...
beady-eyed walnut gas station
  04/27/21
This is flame. They might not be advertised, but you can or...
infuriating soul-stirring center
  04/28/21
McRibs are never "discontinued." They just go away...
Excitant citrine community account trust fund
  04/27/21
The McRib is available starting the third Sunday in ordinary...
violent exhilarant church building
  08/15/22
...
Poppy Disgusting Messiness Fat Ankles
  05/12/24
...
coral partner
  04/27/21
I ate McDonalds for like two months after watching The Found...
talented sienna jap
  04/27/21
180. You should go through and order McD's items from vario...
infuriating soul-stirring center
  04/27/21
Tell me more about modular lobster, please.
electric chocolate friendly grandma yarmulke
  04/27/21
They use the lobster as filling in other dishes, but can jus...
infuriating soul-stirring center
  04/27/21
...
laughsome ticket booth
  08/15/22
For some reason I pictured an abandoned Lobster tank in the ...
olive hilarious fanboi love of her life
  08/15/22
...
Cordovan godawful double fault
  08/15/22
...
infuriating soul-stirring center
  08/16/22
They literally have no bagels in the store
frozen cheese-eating business firm
  04/27/21
You mean the bagel breakfast sandwiches? You can get those t...
infuriating soul-stirring center
  04/27/21
i'm just loling picturing xo shitlawyers spending all day in...
pink boltzmann hell
  04/27/21
oh you just use the app and they tell you when to pick it up
Cordovan godawful double fault
  04/27/21
flame, i have the app and there is no way to input or select...
Costumed Locale Roast Beef
  08/16/22
When the proles see how devastatingly effective your legal a...
infuriating soul-stirring center
  04/27/21
Let's not discount the possibility of the shitlawyer being h...
Cyan becky hissy fit
  05/12/24
Its true I COMMANDED them to make me a fillet o' fish after ...
Shivering property jewess
  04/27/21
The franchise owners don't like to lose an employee for an a...
infuriating soul-stirring center
  04/27/21
(guy that recently ate sewage nigger carp)
Concupiscible Principal's Office
  04/27/21
you need to order the old style fish sandwich that actually ...
ruby startled feces sweet tailpipe
  04/28/21
lol
Cordovan godawful double fault
  08/15/22
lol
shimmering vibrant mother
  08/15/22
...
infuriating soul-stirring center
  08/15/22
this poast has been a game changer for my book of business ...
Plum spectacular corn cake macaca
  08/15/22
...
pale azn
  08/15/22
...
infuriating soul-stirring center
  02/07/24
...
Hideous jew
  05/12/24
The wife and I are screaming laughing at this thread. She's ...
pale azn
  08/16/22
...
infuriating soul-stirring center
  05/12/24
We survived.
Cyan becky hissy fit
  05/12/24
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/16255248636044134/
Cordovan godawful double fault
  08/16/22
This menu isn’t valid, it has gold fringe!
floppy orange native windowlicker
  05/12/24
was sure "mclobster" was flame lmao
flickering hall
  05/12/24
what about bk's cheesey fries
bat-shit-crazy ebony marketing idea
  05/12/24


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Date: April 26th, 2021 11:11 PM
Author: infuriating soul-stirring center

It's in the franchise agreement, you can still order a McPizza, a McLobster, and even an Arch Deluxe. All the ingredients are modular, so they can still make everything they've ever offered, they just don't like to because of the prep time. A lot of line employees don't know this so talk to a manager if you have to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356284)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:40 AM
Author: Plum spectacular corn cake macaca

dat secret menu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356706)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:41 AM
Author: salmon foreskin goal in life

can i sue them if they won't make me a mclobster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356711)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:02 AM
Author: infuriating soul-stirring center

Technically no, you do NOT have a private right of action if the dipshit franchisee breaches his contract with McDonald's corporate. But obviously the last thing a franchisee wants is to tangle with corporate-- not only do they have far deeper pockets, they have about a billion ways to fuck with the franchisee without formally breaching the contract (helps that corporate WROTE the contract!). So if you display knowledge of their obligations, then they'll play ball just to make you happy and get rid of you so you don't tell corporate they're in breach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356773)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:03 AM
Author: Fragrant awkward milk

what will happen if i place random calls to a local mcdonalds location asking about the status of the shake machine and record the calls and send to corporate to prove the lies and fraud re: shake machine maintenance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356775)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:12 AM
Author: infuriating soul-stirring center

I don't know, as soon as I bring up the franchise agreement I get my milkshake real fast so I've never had to play these games

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357702)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: violent exhilarant church building

Trick question - they always claim it’s out of order because they are fixing it.

This is like the “just jump” hack to surviving plane crashes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019663)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 2:55 PM
Author: Concupiscible Principal's Office

Wtf this is wrong. You’re clearly a 3rd party beneficiary. You’re getting the benefit of that delicious lobster meat that’s being denied to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42359139)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 12:27 PM
Author: infuriating soul-stirring center

They haven't assented to enforceability by third party beneficiaries and explicitly disclaim reliance. What's more, the agreements are "out there" pretty easily, but technically confidential-- so you may know what the franchisee has agreed to, but establishing so in compliance with the rules of evidence is surprisingly difficult.

But, more to the point, you don't actually need to do this, because what the franchisee is really afraid of is corporate and what corporate can do without relying on the court system (hint, if they don't play ball, their deliveries may become mysteriously delayed, and TECHNICALLY the McDonald's website doesn't have to list the location of every McD's-- disfavored franchisees have been known to find themselves invisible on the app and website). The only lawyer you need to get your McPizza is you, don't overcomplicate things by involving the formal legal system.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42364096)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: Cyan becky hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654921)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:53 AM
Author: Fragrant awkward milk

i just want spicy mcnuggets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356752)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM
Author: infuriating soul-stirring center

I bet you they can still make those too but I have never tried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357857)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:54 AM
Author: Misunderstood fishy address

McPizzas were 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356757)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:07 AM
Author: Plum spectacular corn cake macaca

if you're willing to wait all day, they have to make it for you (i.e. you give them a reasonable chance to place an emergency order for the materials from the local warehouse and for it to be delivered)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356788)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:44 AM
Author: Cordovan godawful double fault

*McDrone flying across the country with special order McPizza straight from the Orlando location that still sells them*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357835)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:38 AM
Author: bossy pit water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654931)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:05 AM
Author: Titillating vermilion lodge old irish cottage

i know they don't have the old school apple pies. so its all for naught.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356779)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:06 AM
Author: Fragrant awkward milk

checker's/rally's has the old school fried apple pies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356787)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:08 AM
Author: Titillating vermilion lodge old irish cottage

you just changed my life. thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356793)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: Cerise sneaky criminal abode

Make sure you cop dat BIG BUFORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42358722)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:45 AM
Author: Cordovan godawful double fault

i heard that some of the tiny in-Walmart locations with no space for a full size oven would make the pies in the deep fryer still but lots of those are being closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357838)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: ruby startled feces sweet tailpipe

hilarious, but can't be true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356795)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:11 AM
Author: infuriating soul-stirring center

I forgot to say NOT FLAME. You can find the franchise agreement for your area if you care to, as they're always looking for new franchisees, and it's in there, the extant franchisees had to sign the same contract (or a substantially similar one)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357699)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:15 AM
Author: comical fantasy-prone locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357716)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:23 AM
Author: Excitant citrine community account trust fund

This doesn't apply to the McRib though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357755)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM
Author: infuriating soul-stirring center

? I'm not aware of any McRib exception to this duty, but this could be a regional thing if there's supply issues part of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357850)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 3:34 PM
Author: beady-eyed walnut gas station

McRib and Mighty Wings are seasonal.

Therefore, your entire premise fails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42359338)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 9:13 PM
Author: infuriating soul-stirring center

This is flame. They might not be advertised, but you can order them any time and they have to make it for you, please state your IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42367210)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 7:22 PM
Author: Excitant citrine community account trust fund

McRibs are never "discontinued." They just go away for a while from time to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42360478)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:59 PM
Author: violent exhilarant church building

The McRib is available starting the third Sunday in ordinary time. It’s in the contract, but I can’t say more due to the fear of reprisal from Opus Dei.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019667)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:28 AM
Author: Poppy Disgusting Messiness Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654971)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:24 AM
Author: coral partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357757)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:42 AM
Author: talented sienna jap

I ate McDonalds for like two months after watching The Founder. Gained 15lb

McDobalds burgers are honestly pretty damn good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357828)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM
Author: infuriating soul-stirring center

180. You should go through and order McD's items from various "eras," like a tour of the founding to the present day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357856)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:46 AM
Author: electric chocolate friendly grandma yarmulke

Tell me more about modular lobster, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357842)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:47 AM
Author: infuriating soul-stirring center

They use the lobster as filling in other dishes, but can just make you a McLobster if you like. They have the lobster anyway and from there it's just a bun and sauce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357849)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: laughsome ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019571)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:37 PM
Author: olive hilarious fanboi love of her life

For some reason I pictured an abandoned Lobster tank in the back of McDonald's just sitting there waiting for someone to order a lobster, with the lobster inside being like 15 years old and no one talks about it and that seems hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019620)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:40 PM
Author: Cordovan godawful double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019632)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 11:15 AM
Author: infuriating soul-stirring center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45021074)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:13 AM
Author: frozen cheese-eating business firm

They literally have no bagels in the store

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357997)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:47 PM
Author: infuriating soul-stirring center

You mean the bagel breakfast sandwiches? You can get those too. All the ingredients are modular, they can make it for you it just takes time and they don't advertise it because it runs contrary to their usual "fast food" style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42358711)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:20 AM
Author: pink boltzmann hell

i'm just loling picturing xo shitlawyers spending all day in McDonalds waiting for some defunct menu item, while homeless people wander in to use the bathroom and argue with each other, and quasi-homeless employees shuffle past mopping the floor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42358032)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Cordovan godawful double fault

oh you just use the app and they tell you when to pick it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42358086)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:01 AM
Author: Costumed Locale Roast Beef

flame, i have the app and there is no way to input or select items from past eras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019672)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:47 PM
Author: infuriating soul-stirring center

When the proles see how devastatingly effective your legal arguments are, they'll hire you for their personal injury, divorce, bankruptcy, and immigration issues. So you're getting a McPizza and a McClient.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42358708)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Cyan becky hissy fit

Let's not discount the possibility of the shitlawyer being homeless too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654925)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: Shivering property jewess

Its true I COMMANDED them to make me a fillet o' fish after they said they were out and I saw an employee RUN out the back of the store with a fishing pole.

Half an hour later I got my sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42358726)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 2:46 PM
Author: infuriating soul-stirring center

The franchise owners don't like to lose an employee for an afternoon in this way, but they have no choice. A big reason why interest in franchises is high, but satisfaction of franchisees is low, people do not do their research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42359064)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 7:39 PM
Author: Concupiscible Principal's Office

(guy that recently ate sewage nigger carp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42360528)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 9:18 PM
Author: ruby startled feces sweet tailpipe

you need to order the old style fish sandwich that actually had shit on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42367257)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: Cordovan godawful double fault

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019634)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:42 PM
Author: shimmering vibrant mother

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019637)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:04 PM
Author: infuriating soul-stirring center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019530)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:50 PM
Author: Plum spectacular corn cake macaca

this poast has been a game changer for my book of business

I target Prole clients, so when I take them out to lunch and show them how my mastery of the Law is such that I can get them a McPizza or an Arch Deluxe, they know that there's no Jury that could stand against me.

If there's an Italian on the Jury I make sure to have a McSpaghetti on my desk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019651)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:55 PM
Author: pale azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019658)



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Date: February 7th, 2024 1:14 AM
Author: infuriating soul-stirring center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47374800)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:38 AM
Author: Hideous jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654929)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:12 AM
Author: pale azn

The wife and I are screaming laughing at this thread. She's gonna run us off the road laughing. Will poast wreck if she does https://imgur.com/a/Lf4HLRI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019714)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: infuriating soul-stirring center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654912)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Cyan becky hissy fit

We survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654927)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:11 PM
Author: Cordovan godawful double fault

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/16255248636044134/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45021434)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:27 AM
Author: floppy orange native windowlicker

This menu isn’t valid, it has gold fringe!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654918)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:05 AM
Author: flickering hall

was sure "mclobster" was flame lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654951)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:29 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy ebony marketing idea

what about bk's cheesey fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654974)