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vodka gf just sent me her protein shake ingredients

http://imgur.com/a/ighdZ1o
Exhilarant Clown
  06/15/21
lmao. 180 development. I can't wait to here more stories i...
crystalline fanboi station
  06/15/21
What is backstory of this “vodka gf” meme? You h...
spectacular lay jap
  06/15/21
shes not an alcoholic, just can house handles of vodka from ...
crystalline fanboi station
  06/15/21
https://imgur.com/a/0Mfqota this wasn't staged, i just go...
Exhilarant Clown
  06/16/21
me: "what happened?" vodka gf: "It's proba...
Exhilarant Clown
  06/16/21
Calling out the vague non response is alpha line
histrionic slippery masturbator
  06/16/21
she is always being coy with everything and it's starting to...
Exhilarant Clown
  06/16/21
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Exhilarant Clown
  06/16/21
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crystalline fanboi station
  06/16/21
does she know that the protein won't be digested in a timely...
Lemon costumed hall alpha
  06/16/21
mango is the worst fruit.
Vigorous electric furnace
  06/16/21
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CJkO1DxUsAEELQC.jpg
Exhilarant Clown
  06/16/21
horrendous take. Good mango is a top 5-- maybe top 2 fruit.
shivering set boiling water
  06/16/21
yeah, mango is a mixed bag. a perfectly ripe mango is so del...
Exhilarant Clown
  06/16/21
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Lemon costumed hall alpha
  06/16/21
the blueberry and grape are the top two fruits with kiwi, st...
Vigorous electric furnace
  06/16/21
coconut should not be considered a "fruit" for the...
Exhilarant Clown
  06/16/21
hence the honey dew qualifier. but coconut shavings increase...
Vigorous electric furnace
  06/16/21
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chestnut space gay wizard
  06/16/21
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pearl locale national security agency
  05/16/23
Underrated
arousing stead rigor
  12/29/23


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Date: June 15th, 2021 10:36 PM
Author: Exhilarant Clown

http://imgur.com/a/ighdZ1o

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Date: June 15th, 2021 10:36 PM
Author: crystalline fanboi station

lmao. 180 development. I can't wait to here more stories in the future when you guys hang out together again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4857918&forum_id=2#42634409)



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Date: June 15th, 2021 10:37 PM
Author: spectacular lay jap

What is backstory of this “vodka gf” meme? You have alcoholic gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4857918&forum_id=2#42634411)



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Date: June 15th, 2021 10:37 PM
Author: crystalline fanboi station

shes not an alcoholic, just can house handles of vodka from time to time, and has never hung out with him sober, but its a new thing for her. it turns out there are a lot of xo poasters who have had vodka gfs in the past so the meme hits home with a lot of poasers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4857918&forum_id=2#42634415)



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Date: June 16th, 2021 8:09 AM
Author: Exhilarant Clown

https://imgur.com/a/0Mfqota

this wasn't staged, i just got this pic at 9:30 about her imbibing a vodka protein shake.

at midnight she texted: "Yo i had the weirdest night

Are you awake?"

i wasn't. waiting on a response now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4857918&forum_id=2#42635635)



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Date: June 16th, 2021 10:11 AM
Author: Exhilarant Clown

me: "what happened?"

vodka gf: "It's probably nothing... just a reason to not go rollerblading alone at night"

me "Is that really the vague nonresponse you're going with?"

*20 min later*

"Just a 50 year old on a bike that really freaked me out. Noticed him watching me on the hill for awhile and then he came over to me on the stretch of path i was rollerblading back and forth on and he just freaked me out with what he said and did. Probably just an old dude trying to get laid but my God was I scared. Probably nothing "

me: "He's probably why some hot bitch that smells like vodka and mangos is rollerblading at midnight."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4857918&forum_id=2#42635952)



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Date: June 16th, 2021 12:00 PM
Author: histrionic slippery masturbator

Calling out the vague non response is alpha line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4857918&forum_id=2#42636367)



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Date: June 16th, 2021 12:05 PM
Author: Exhilarant Clown

she is always being coy with everything and it's starting to get annoying. even this story about some creeper harassing her at night is being dealt out in drips and drabs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4857918&forum_id=2#42636405)



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Date: June 16th, 2021 11:55 AM
Author: Exhilarant Clown



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Date: June 16th, 2021 11:56 AM
Author: crystalline fanboi station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4857918&forum_id=2#42636334)



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Date: June 16th, 2021 12:00 PM
Author: Lemon costumed hall alpha

does she know that the protein won't be digested in a timely manner because of the booze?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4857918&forum_id=2#42636372)



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Date: June 16th, 2021 12:01 PM
Author: Vigorous electric furnace

mango is the worst fruit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4857918&forum_id=2#42636376)



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Date: June 16th, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: Exhilarant Clown

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CJkO1DxUsAEELQC.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4857918&forum_id=2#42636381)



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Date: June 16th, 2021 12:03 PM
Author: shivering set boiling water

horrendous take. Good mango is a top 5-- maybe top 2 fruit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4857918&forum_id=2#42636390)



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Date: June 16th, 2021 12:04 PM
Author: Exhilarant Clown

yeah, mango is a mixed bag. a perfectly ripe mango is so delicious it's hard to believe it's natural. unripe ones are dry and shitty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4857918&forum_id=2#42636395)



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Date: June 16th, 2021 12:08 PM
Author: Lemon costumed hall alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4857918&forum_id=2#42636421)



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Date: June 16th, 2021 12:38 PM
Author: Vigorous electric furnace

the blueberry and grape are the top two fruits with kiwi, strawberries and either honey dew or coconut rounding out the top 5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4857918&forum_id=2#42636632)



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Date: June 16th, 2021 12:40 PM
Author: Exhilarant Clown

coconut should not be considered a "fruit" for the purposes of this discussion. you can't just sit down and eat a coconut.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4857918&forum_id=2#42636646)



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Date: June 16th, 2021 12:42 PM
Author: Vigorous electric furnace

hence the honey dew qualifier. but coconut shavings increase the taste of any fruit salad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4857918&forum_id=2#42636656)



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Date: June 16th, 2021 12:05 PM
Author: chestnut space gay wizard



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Date: May 16th, 2023 3:17 PM
Author: pearl locale national security agency



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Date: December 29th, 2023 12:23 PM
Author: arousing stead rigor

Underrated

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