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vodka gf begging me to go get her vodka friday night

https://i.imgur.com/VcZKqH1.png also, dumped her saturday...
awkward state police squad
  06/28/21
LOL
Racy site liquid oxygen
  06/28/21
Lmao
Fuchsia Hospital Persian
  06/28/21
"You broke my hear. I'm making all the friends" ...
Salmon boistinker
  06/28/21
all day saturday she sent me snaps of her dancing in a bikin...
awkward state police squad
  06/28/21
think she got plowed by some rando in a barroom toilet?
Salmon boistinker
  06/28/21
no. she is very conscious of her body count. i don't think s...
awkward state police squad
  06/28/21
Ljl
Fuchsia Hospital Persian
  06/28/21
based on her timeline of long term boyfriends and our courts...
awkward state police squad
  06/28/21
This story line was the best thing to happen here in ages, w...
Galvanic personal credit line area
  06/28/21
tyty i'm sorry. friday night she drank the ENTIRE bottle ...
awkward state police squad
  06/28/21
well done on the escape sir. the least you can do is share s...
Salmon boistinker
  06/28/21
https://i.imgur.com/KoYBxNh.jpg
awkward state police squad
  06/28/21
tyvmft this scholarship. I understand why it was hard to let...
Salmon boistinker
  06/28/21
yes, she was the most depraved person i've every been with a...
awkward state police squad
  06/28/21
sorry you had to leave that friend. at least you've got some...
Salmon boistinker
  06/28/21
there is no chance i settle down with someone who is not hot...
awkward state police squad
  06/28/21
What do you have going for you that you're able to consisten...
garnet bateful national
  06/28/21
i'm a tall, confident LOLyer. the apps are like shooting fis...
awkward state police squad
  06/28/21
Not nowag or azn, but I get laid less often than I like.
garnet bateful national
  06/28/21
are you at least mildly attractive, successful, and live in ...
awkward state police squad
  06/28/21
Borderline ugly/attractive, reasonably successful, live in a...
garnet bateful national
  06/28/21
just be assertive and pay for premium and boosts to get a lo...
awkward state police squad
  06/28/21
i think you and i are alike, and i struggle with this though...
Low-t pisswyrm hominid
  06/28/21
seems like there are plenty of women who will make good moms...
awkward state police squad
  06/28/21
agree with you theoretically, but the overlap between deprav...
Low-t pisswyrm hominid
  06/28/21
agreed. i dont need an absolutely depraved freak like vod...
awkward state police squad
  06/28/21
You’re a gentleman sir. I’d have just strung her...
concupiscible tank locale
  06/28/21
on paper she was perfect. xo politics, good family, good car...
awkward state police squad
  06/28/21
...
Chrome laser beams fanboi
  06/28/21
"alcohol user"
awkward state police squad
  06/28/21
...
Chrome laser beams fanboi
  06/28/21
this. the qualities that will make a good mother are not wha...
Salmon boistinker
  06/28/21
shitlib ex gf has the qualities of a good mother. she is ins...
awkward state police squad
  06/28/21
that BPD really qualifies her as an EXCELLENT breeding partn...
Salmon boistinker
  06/28/21
all women are insane. her sisters are parents seem mostly hi...
awkward state police squad
  06/28/21
yep, and they get WAY saner after marriage and kids!
Salmon boistinker
  06/28/21
i might be making a huge mistake but she is 180 in many ways...
awkward state police squad
  06/28/21
it wound up being a huge mistake
awkward state police squad
  12/24/24
Aren’t you the guy who told me not to go get a drink w...
concupiscible tank locale
  06/28/21
yes. i refer to her as vodka gf for xo shorthand, but we wer...
awkward state police squad
  06/28/21
Gotcha
concupiscible tank locale
  06/28/21
sorry for your loss
Electric Abode Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/28/21
...
Low-t pisswyrm hominid
  06/28/21
this
Cream brethren goyim
  06/28/21
cr
citrine dog poop
  06/29/21
...
bistre haunted graveyard
  06/28/21
to the vodka gf meme creator pumo: i asked her about cock...
awkward state police squad
  06/28/21
Did she define “small” for u?
Fuchsia Hospital Persian
  06/28/21
no i didn't really press her on it. it felt like i was just ...
awkward state police squad
  06/28/21
180. I'm sad you broke up with her though.
soul-stirring chartreuse church
  07/08/21
lol 180 thread
obsidian provocative mother
  06/28/21
Vodka GF: Pleaaaase pick me up some Vodka from the store cut...
Useless Wrinkle Step-uncle's House
  06/28/21
plus her favorite whiskey was jameson. ding fag!
awkward state police squad
  06/28/21
she just "accidentally", completely out of the blu...
awkward state police squad
  06/28/21
we've agreed to continue having casual sex
awkward state police squad
  06/29/21
bitches like this are addicting. my cock moved from reading ...
citrine dog poop
  06/29/21
her craziness gets annoying when spending an extended amount...
awkward state police squad
  06/29/21
you're obliged to keep this going, for the boart if anything
kink-friendly stain
  06/29/21
definitely. at least keep providing the texts. this is some ...
Salmon boistinker
  07/16/21
...
obsidian provocative mother
  07/05/21
she has gone from "haha this is cute and fun crazy"...
awkward state police squad
  07/05/21
Why would you do this??? NOOOOOOOOOOOO
soul-stirring chartreuse church
  07/08/21
i should have removed the part at the end where she correcte...
awkward state police squad
  12/29/23
Vodka please. thank baby tp
Boyish Gas Station
  12/29/23
Hard to believe this memorable xo storyline lasted only 2 mo...
Unhinged Burgundy Jewess Parlour
  12/29/23
i can barely believe this was over two years ago now.
swashbuckling trust fund
  12/29/23
...
Unhinged Burgundy Jewess Parlour
  12/29/23


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Date: June 28th, 2021 6:09 AM
Author: awkward state police squad

https://i.imgur.com/VcZKqH1.png

also, dumped her saturday morning

https://i.imgur.com/grtuMN2.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697717)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 6:14 AM
Author: Racy site liquid oxygen

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697718)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 6:15 AM
Author: Fuchsia Hospital Persian

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697719)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 6:18 AM
Author: Salmon boistinker

"You broke my hear. I'm making all the friends"

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697720)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: awkward state police squad

all day saturday she sent me snaps of her dancing in a bikini on her stripper pole. she said she was waiting on her friends who "all hate me now". i think she went out that night and got wasted with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697737)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 6:30 AM
Author: Salmon boistinker

think she got plowed by some rando in a barroom toilet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697742)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 6:31 AM
Author: awkward state police squad

no. she is very conscious of her body count. i don't think she's ever had straight hookups.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697745)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 6:33 AM
Author: Fuchsia Hospital Persian

Ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697750)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 6:38 AM
Author: awkward state police squad

based on her timeline of long term boyfriends and our courtship, i believe it. who knows though? i hope she did get slammed by some bro at the bar. maybe she'd leave me alone then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697759)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 6:28 AM
Author: Galvanic personal credit line area

This story line was the best thing to happen here in ages, why would you do this. Couldnt you have at least given us the summer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697739)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 6:30 AM
Author: awkward state police squad

tyty

i'm sorry. friday night she drank the ENTIRE bottle of vodka AND did a bunch of adderall. she was up all night being crazy and annoying. i'm looking for a wife to impregnate and i can't continue wasting time with unsuitable people, no matter how hot, depraved, and fun they are. she has been texting and snapping me nonstop so i doubt the story is concluded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697744)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 6:32 AM
Author: Salmon boistinker

well done on the escape sir. the least you can do is share some pics with us so we can validate your wise choices

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697747)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 6:36 AM
Author: awkward state police squad

https://i.imgur.com/KoYBxNh.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697753)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: Salmon boistinker

tyvmft this scholarship. I understand why it was hard to let this one go. I assume amazing in bed when not completely shitfaced?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697782)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 6:58 AM
Author: awkward state police squad

yes, she was the most depraved person i've every been with and i'm pretty kinky. depravity was not just permitted, it was insisted on. she constantly texted me about how she wanted ass to mouth. was super into consensual non-consent, facefucking, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697787)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 6:59 AM
Author: Salmon boistinker

sorry you had to leave that friend. at least you've got some good jerkoff memories for when you're "happily" married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697790)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 7:10 AM
Author: awkward state police squad

there is no chance i settle down with someone who is not hot and sexually adventurous. i'm not too broken up about the loss. plus i bet there will be some trysts with her in the upcoming months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697810)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 7:13 AM
Author: garnet bateful national

What do you have going for you that you're able to consistently land these hotties?

I'm at the point where I am seriously considering moving to Mexico/Thailand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697816)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 7:15 AM
Author: awkward state police squad

i'm a tall, confident LOLyer. the apps are like shooting fish in a barrel. are you nowag?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697817)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 7:16 AM
Author: garnet bateful national

Not nowag or azn, but I get laid less often than I like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697819)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 7:18 AM
Author: awkward state police squad

are you at least mildly attractive, successful, and live in a medium+ sized city? if so you should have no problem. my only advice is to be uninhibited and edgy + pay for premium services on apps so you get to the front of the queue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697822)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 9:46 AM
Author: garnet bateful national

Borderline ugly/attractive, reasonably successful, live in a medium-sized city. Apps have been a complete and utter disaster for me and many others in the same boat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42698130)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 9:57 AM
Author: awkward state police squad

just be assertive and pay for premium and boosts to get a lot of matches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42698169)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 10:21 AM
Author: Low-t pisswyrm hominid

i think you and i are alike, and i struggle with this thought, bc what you describe itt sounds like a difficult vehicle for a mother. perhaps i'm stuck thinking madonna/whore, and this is how they all start out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42698291)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 10:28 AM
Author: awkward state police squad

seems like there are plenty of women who will make good moms and are also sexually adventurous. i'm sure there is a strong correlation to sexual depravity and qualities that make someone a bad mother. but i don't think its a black letter rule.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42698312)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 10:37 AM
Author: Low-t pisswyrm hominid

agree with you theoretically, but the overlap between depravity and adderall/alcohol abuse is pretty strong, and i think that's a tough group from which to find a wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42698365)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 10:39 AM
Author: awkward state police squad

agreed.

i dont need an absolutely depraved freak like vodka gf though. just not super vanilla. bdsm + occasional threeway is enough to satisfy me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42698380)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 7:02 AM
Author: concupiscible tank locale

You’re a gentleman sir. I’d have just strung her on while hollering at other girls behind her back until I found someone better and not insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697795)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 7:09 AM
Author: awkward state police squad

on paper she was perfect. xo politics, good family, good career, hot, sexually depraved, wants family and children. but she is just insane. plus i'm still fucking shitlib ex gf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697806)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 7:24 AM
Author: Chrome laser beams fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697832)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 7:25 AM
Author: awkward state police squad

"alcohol user"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697834)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 7:27 AM
Author: Chrome laser beams fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697836)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 10:00 AM
Author: Salmon boistinker

this. the qualities that will make a good mother are not what you are seeking out here sir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42698185)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 10:08 AM
Author: awkward state police squad

shitlib ex gf has the qualities of a good mother. she is insane and has bpd, but is now frying her brain with ssris, so maybe that will help. she was pretty perfect in most other ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42698220)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 10:09 AM
Author: Salmon boistinker

that BPD really qualifies her as an EXCELLENT breeding partner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42698225)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 10:11 AM
Author: awkward state police squad

all women are insane. her sisters are parents seem mostly hinged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42698236)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 10:16 AM
Author: Salmon boistinker

yep, and they get WAY saner after marriage and kids!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42698264)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 10:26 AM
Author: awkward state police squad

i might be making a huge mistake but she is 180 in many ways. guess we'll see. i'm cautiously optimistic about her meds and therapy working out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42698303)



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Date: December 24th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: awkward state police squad

it wound up being a huge mistake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#48481389)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 8:16 AM
Author: concupiscible tank locale

Aren’t you the guy who told me not to go get a drink with my ex behind my gfs back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697901)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 8:20 AM
Author: awkward state police squad

yes. i refer to her as vodka gf for xo shorthand, but we were not exclusive. i am not a cheatmo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697911)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: concupiscible tank locale

Gotcha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697913)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 7:24 AM
Author: Electric Abode Twinkling Uncleanness

sorry for your loss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697830)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 10:20 AM
Author: Low-t pisswyrm hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42698279)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 12:53 PM
Author: Cream brethren goyim

this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42699029)



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Date: June 29th, 2021 6:26 AM
Author: citrine dog poop

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42703243)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 6:36 AM
Author: bistre haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697754)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 7:30 AM
Author: awkward state police squad

to the vodka gf meme creator pumo:

i asked her about cock size preference and if she would date someone who is SMALL. she said a big cock is a nice surprise but a SMALL is not a deal breaker. she said one of her exes was SMALL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697837)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 8:08 AM
Author: Fuchsia Hospital Persian

Did she define “small” for u?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697887)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 8:11 AM
Author: awkward state police squad

no i didn't really press her on it. it felt like i was just asking her to stroke my ego, which feels pathetic. i only asked for the benefit of my pumo FRIEND.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697895)



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Date: July 8th, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: soul-stirring chartreuse church

180. I'm sad you broke up with her though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42748392)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 10:02 AM
Author: obsidian provocative mother

lol 180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42698200)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 11:41 AM
Author: Useless Wrinkle Step-uncle's House

Vodka GF: Pleaaaase pick me up some Vodka from the store cutie :)

Whisky BF: (dumps her)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42698683)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 4:06 PM
Author: awkward state police squad

plus her favorite whiskey was jameson. ding fag!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42700019)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 6:35 PM
Author: awkward state police squad

she just "accidentally", completely out of the blue, sent me a convo with some dude she's having. i said he looks like a jersey shore guido. she then said "ok, you pick one" and sent me a list of all her tinder matches. lmfao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42700965)



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Date: June 29th, 2021 6:16 AM
Author: awkward state police squad

we've agreed to continue having casual sex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42703241)



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Date: June 29th, 2021 6:28 AM
Author: citrine dog poop

bitches like this are addicting. my cock moved from reading her insane texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42703245)



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Date: June 29th, 2021 7:34 AM
Author: awkward state police squad

her craziness gets annoying when spending an extended amount of time with her, but after a day or two her crazy texts definitely get me going. it's like the brain versus penis in seinfeld.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42703302)



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Date: June 29th, 2021 7:35 AM
Author: kink-friendly stain

you're obliged to keep this going, for the boart if anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42703312)



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Date: July 16th, 2021 4:34 AM
Author: Salmon boistinker

definitely. at least keep providing the texts. this is some 180 performance art by her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42790401)



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Date: July 5th, 2021 11:07 PM
Author: obsidian provocative mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42737369)



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Date: July 5th, 2021 11:24 PM
Author: awkward state police squad

she has gone from "haha this is cute and fun crazy" to "uh oh she is legitimately crazy crazy". she has been texting me insane stuff for days now, while i hardly reply. she sends me lots of nudes though so...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42737450)



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Date: July 8th, 2021 8:45 AM
Author: soul-stirring chartreuse church

Why would you do this??? NOOOOOOOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42748379)



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Date: December 29th, 2023 3:41 PM
Author: awkward state police squad

i should have removed the part at the end where she corrected herself.

"vodka please. thank baby" is like a sim glitch or something. xo truly manifesting into real life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#47227555)



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Date: December 29th, 2023 3:47 PM
Author: Boyish Gas Station

Vodka please. thank baby tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#47227586)



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Date: December 29th, 2023 3:48 PM
Author: Unhinged Burgundy Jewess Parlour

Hard to believe this memorable xo storyline lasted only 2 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#47227589)



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Date: December 29th, 2023 3:50 PM
Author: swashbuckling trust fund

i can barely believe this was over two years ago now.

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Date: December 29th, 2023 5:25 PM
Author: Unhinged Burgundy Jewess Parlour



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