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vodka gf begging me to go get her vodka friday night

https://i.imgur.com/VcZKqH1.png also, dumped her saturday...
soul-stirring lavender station
  06/28/21
LOL
Purple disturbing french chef pocket flask
  06/28/21
Lmao
Frozen National
  06/28/21
"You broke my hear. I'm making all the friends" ...
Comical Wine Business Firm
  06/28/21
all day saturday she sent me snaps of her dancing in a bikin...
soul-stirring lavender station
  06/28/21
think she got plowed by some rando in a barroom toilet?
Comical Wine Business Firm
  06/28/21
no. she is very conscious of her body count. i don't think s...
soul-stirring lavender station
  06/28/21
Ljl
Frozen National
  06/28/21
based on her timeline of long term boyfriends and our courts...
soul-stirring lavender station
  06/28/21
This story line was the best thing to happen here in ages, w...
supple translucent newt
  06/28/21
tyty i'm sorry. friday night she drank the ENTIRE bottle ...
soul-stirring lavender station
  06/28/21
well done on the escape sir. the least you can do is share s...
Comical Wine Business Firm
  06/28/21
https://i.imgur.com/KoYBxNh.jpg
soul-stirring lavender station
  06/28/21
tyvmft this scholarship. I understand why it was hard to let...
Comical Wine Business Firm
  06/28/21
yes, she was the most depraved person i've every been with a...
soul-stirring lavender station
  06/28/21
sorry you had to leave that friend. at least you've got some...
Comical Wine Business Firm
  06/28/21
there is no chance i settle down with someone who is not hot...
soul-stirring lavender station
  06/28/21
What do you have going for you that you're able to consisten...
Dashing saffron internal respiration resort
  06/28/21
i'm a tall, confident LOLyer. the apps are like shooting fis...
soul-stirring lavender station
  06/28/21
Not nowag or azn, but I get laid less often than I like.
Dashing saffron internal respiration resort
  06/28/21
are you at least mildly attractive, successful, and live in ...
soul-stirring lavender station
  06/28/21
Borderline ugly/attractive, reasonably successful, live in a...
Dashing saffron internal respiration resort
  06/28/21
just be assertive and pay for premium and boosts to get a lo...
soul-stirring lavender station
  06/28/21
i think you and i are alike, and i struggle with this though...
navy spectacular home
  06/28/21
seems like there are plenty of women who will make good moms...
soul-stirring lavender station
  06/28/21
agree with you theoretically, but the overlap between deprav...
navy spectacular home
  06/28/21
agreed. i dont need an absolutely depraved freak like vod...
soul-stirring lavender station
  06/28/21
You’re a gentleman sir. I’d have just strung her...
titillating area
  06/28/21
on paper she was perfect. xo politics, good family, good car...
soul-stirring lavender station
  06/28/21
...
Thirsty athletic conference
  06/28/21
"alcohol user"
soul-stirring lavender station
  06/28/21
...
Thirsty athletic conference
  06/28/21
this. the qualities that will make a good mother are not wha...
Comical Wine Business Firm
  06/28/21
shitlib ex gf has the qualities of a good mother. she is ins...
soul-stirring lavender station
  06/28/21
that BPD really qualifies her as an EXCELLENT breeding partn...
Comical Wine Business Firm
  06/28/21
all women are insane. her sisters are parents seem mostly hi...
soul-stirring lavender station
  06/28/21
yep, and they get WAY saner after marriage and kids!
Comical Wine Business Firm
  06/28/21
i might be making a huge mistake but she is 180 in many ways...
soul-stirring lavender station
  06/28/21
it wound up being a huge mistake
soul-stirring lavender station
  12/24/24
Aren’t you the guy who told me not to go get a drink w...
titillating area
  06/28/21
yes. i refer to her as vodka gf for xo shorthand, but we wer...
soul-stirring lavender station
  06/28/21
Gotcha
titillating area
  06/28/21
sorry for your loss
Ocher Glittery Gas Station Dopamine
  06/28/21
...
navy spectacular home
  06/28/21
this
sooty bull headed digit ratio
  06/28/21
cr
Appetizing Roommate
  06/29/21
...
Puce location patrolman
  06/28/21
to the vodka gf meme creator pumo: i asked her about cock...
soul-stirring lavender station
  06/28/21
Did she define “small” for u?
Frozen National
  06/28/21
no i didn't really press her on it. it felt like i was just ...
soul-stirring lavender station
  06/28/21
180. I'm sad you broke up with her though.
Apoplectic personal credit line kitty
  07/08/21
lol 180 thread
cruel-hearted stag film
  06/28/21
Vodka GF: Pleaaaase pick me up some Vodka from the store cut...
Very Tactful Tattoo Nowag
  06/28/21
plus her favorite whiskey was jameson. ding fag!
soul-stirring lavender station
  06/28/21
she just "accidentally", completely out of the blu...
soul-stirring lavender station
  06/28/21
we've agreed to continue having casual sex
soul-stirring lavender station
  06/29/21
bitches like this are addicting. my cock moved from reading ...
Appetizing Roommate
  06/29/21
her craziness gets annoying when spending an extended amount...
soul-stirring lavender station
  06/29/21
you're obliged to keep this going, for the boart if anything
insanely creepy passionate famous landscape painting
  06/29/21
definitely. at least keep providing the texts. this is some ...
Comical Wine Business Firm
  07/16/21
...
cruel-hearted stag film
  07/05/21
she has gone from "haha this is cute and fun crazy"...
soul-stirring lavender station
  07/05/21
Why would you do this??? NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Apoplectic personal credit line kitty
  07/08/21
i should have removed the part at the end where she correcte...
soul-stirring lavender station
  12/29/23
Vodka please. thank baby tp
aromatic masturbator
  12/29/23
Hard to believe this memorable xo storyline lasted only 2 mo...
Zippy mother old irish cottage
  12/29/23
i can barely believe this was over two years ago now.
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  12/29/23
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Zippy mother old irish cottage
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Date: June 28th, 2021 6:09 AM
Author: soul-stirring lavender station

https://i.imgur.com/VcZKqH1.png

also, dumped her saturday morning

https://i.imgur.com/grtuMN2.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697717)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 6:14 AM
Author: Purple disturbing french chef pocket flask

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697718)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 6:15 AM
Author: Frozen National

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697719)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 6:18 AM
Author: Comical Wine Business Firm

"You broke my hear. I'm making all the friends"

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697720)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: soul-stirring lavender station

all day saturday she sent me snaps of her dancing in a bikini on her stripper pole. she said she was waiting on her friends who "all hate me now". i think she went out that night and got wasted with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697737)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 6:30 AM
Author: Comical Wine Business Firm

think she got plowed by some rando in a barroom toilet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697742)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 6:31 AM
Author: soul-stirring lavender station

no. she is very conscious of her body count. i don't think she's ever had straight hookups.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697745)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 6:33 AM
Author: Frozen National

Ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697750)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 6:38 AM
Author: soul-stirring lavender station

based on her timeline of long term boyfriends and our courtship, i believe it. who knows though? i hope she did get slammed by some bro at the bar. maybe she'd leave me alone then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697759)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 6:28 AM
Author: supple translucent newt

This story line was the best thing to happen here in ages, why would you do this. Couldnt you have at least given us the summer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697739)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 6:30 AM
Author: soul-stirring lavender station

tyty

i'm sorry. friday night she drank the ENTIRE bottle of vodka AND did a bunch of adderall. she was up all night being crazy and annoying. i'm looking for a wife to impregnate and i can't continue wasting time with unsuitable people, no matter how hot, depraved, and fun they are. she has been texting and snapping me nonstop so i doubt the story is concluded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697744)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 6:32 AM
Author: Comical Wine Business Firm

well done on the escape sir. the least you can do is share some pics with us so we can validate your wise choices

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697747)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 6:36 AM
Author: soul-stirring lavender station

https://i.imgur.com/KoYBxNh.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697753)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: Comical Wine Business Firm

tyvmft this scholarship. I understand why it was hard to let this one go. I assume amazing in bed when not completely shitfaced?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697782)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 6:58 AM
Author: soul-stirring lavender station

yes, she was the most depraved person i've every been with and i'm pretty kinky. depravity was not just permitted, it was insisted on. she constantly texted me about how she wanted ass to mouth. was super into consensual non-consent, facefucking, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697787)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 6:59 AM
Author: Comical Wine Business Firm

sorry you had to leave that friend. at least you've got some good jerkoff memories for when you're "happily" married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697790)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 7:10 AM
Author: soul-stirring lavender station

there is no chance i settle down with someone who is not hot and sexually adventurous. i'm not too broken up about the loss. plus i bet there will be some trysts with her in the upcoming months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697810)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 7:13 AM
Author: Dashing saffron internal respiration resort

What do you have going for you that you're able to consistently land these hotties?

I'm at the point where I am seriously considering moving to Mexico/Thailand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697816)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 7:15 AM
Author: soul-stirring lavender station

i'm a tall, confident LOLyer. the apps are like shooting fish in a barrel. are you nowag?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697817)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 7:16 AM
Author: Dashing saffron internal respiration resort

Not nowag or azn, but I get laid less often than I like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697819)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 7:18 AM
Author: soul-stirring lavender station

are you at least mildly attractive, successful, and live in a medium+ sized city? if so you should have no problem. my only advice is to be uninhibited and edgy + pay for premium services on apps so you get to the front of the queue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697822)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 9:46 AM
Author: Dashing saffron internal respiration resort

Borderline ugly/attractive, reasonably successful, live in a medium-sized city. Apps have been a complete and utter disaster for me and many others in the same boat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42698130)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 9:57 AM
Author: soul-stirring lavender station

just be assertive and pay for premium and boosts to get a lot of matches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42698169)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 10:21 AM
Author: navy spectacular home

i think you and i are alike, and i struggle with this thought, bc what you describe itt sounds like a difficult vehicle for a mother. perhaps i'm stuck thinking madonna/whore, and this is how they all start out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42698291)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 10:28 AM
Author: soul-stirring lavender station

seems like there are plenty of women who will make good moms and are also sexually adventurous. i'm sure there is a strong correlation to sexual depravity and qualities that make someone a bad mother. but i don't think its a black letter rule.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42698312)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 10:37 AM
Author: navy spectacular home

agree with you theoretically, but the overlap between depravity and adderall/alcohol abuse is pretty strong, and i think that's a tough group from which to find a wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42698365)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 10:39 AM
Author: soul-stirring lavender station

agreed.

i dont need an absolutely depraved freak like vodka gf though. just not super vanilla. bdsm + occasional threeway is enough to satisfy me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42698380)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 7:02 AM
Author: titillating area

You’re a gentleman sir. I’d have just strung her on while hollering at other girls behind her back until I found someone better and not insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697795)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 7:09 AM
Author: soul-stirring lavender station

on paper she was perfect. xo politics, good family, good career, hot, sexually depraved, wants family and children. but she is just insane. plus i'm still fucking shitlib ex gf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697806)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 7:24 AM
Author: Thirsty athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697832)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 7:25 AM
Author: soul-stirring lavender station

"alcohol user"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697834)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 7:27 AM
Author: Thirsty athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697836)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 10:00 AM
Author: Comical Wine Business Firm

this. the qualities that will make a good mother are not what you are seeking out here sir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42698185)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 10:08 AM
Author: soul-stirring lavender station

shitlib ex gf has the qualities of a good mother. she is insane and has bpd, but is now frying her brain with ssris, so maybe that will help. she was pretty perfect in most other ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42698220)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 10:09 AM
Author: Comical Wine Business Firm

that BPD really qualifies her as an EXCELLENT breeding partner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42698225)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 10:11 AM
Author: soul-stirring lavender station

all women are insane. her sisters are parents seem mostly hinged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42698236)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 10:16 AM
Author: Comical Wine Business Firm

yep, and they get WAY saner after marriage and kids!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42698264)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 10:26 AM
Author: soul-stirring lavender station

i might be making a huge mistake but she is 180 in many ways. guess we'll see. i'm cautiously optimistic about her meds and therapy working out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42698303)



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Date: December 24th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: soul-stirring lavender station

it wound up being a huge mistake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#48481389)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 8:16 AM
Author: titillating area

Aren’t you the guy who told me not to go get a drink with my ex behind my gfs back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697901)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 8:20 AM
Author: soul-stirring lavender station

yes. i refer to her as vodka gf for xo shorthand, but we were not exclusive. i am not a cheatmo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697911)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: titillating area

Gotcha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697913)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 7:24 AM
Author: Ocher Glittery Gas Station Dopamine

sorry for your loss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697830)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 10:20 AM
Author: navy spectacular home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42698279)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 12:53 PM
Author: sooty bull headed digit ratio

this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42699029)



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Date: June 29th, 2021 6:26 AM
Author: Appetizing Roommate

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42703243)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 6:36 AM
Author: Puce location patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697754)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 7:30 AM
Author: soul-stirring lavender station

to the vodka gf meme creator pumo:

i asked her about cock size preference and if she would date someone who is SMALL. she said a big cock is a nice surprise but a SMALL is not a deal breaker. she said one of her exes was SMALL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697837)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 8:08 AM
Author: Frozen National

Did she define “small” for u?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697887)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 8:11 AM
Author: soul-stirring lavender station

no i didn't really press her on it. it felt like i was just asking her to stroke my ego, which feels pathetic. i only asked for the benefit of my pumo FRIEND.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42697895)



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Date: July 8th, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Apoplectic personal credit line kitty

180. I'm sad you broke up with her though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42748392)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 10:02 AM
Author: cruel-hearted stag film

lol 180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42698200)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 11:41 AM
Author: Very Tactful Tattoo Nowag

Vodka GF: Pleaaaase pick me up some Vodka from the store cutie :)

Whisky BF: (dumps her)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42698683)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 4:06 PM
Author: soul-stirring lavender station

plus her favorite whiskey was jameson. ding fag!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42700019)



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Date: June 28th, 2021 6:35 PM
Author: soul-stirring lavender station

she just "accidentally", completely out of the blue, sent me a convo with some dude she's having. i said he looks like a jersey shore guido. she then said "ok, you pick one" and sent me a list of all her tinder matches. lmfao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42700965)



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Date: June 29th, 2021 6:16 AM
Author: soul-stirring lavender station

we've agreed to continue having casual sex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42703241)



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Date: June 29th, 2021 6:28 AM
Author: Appetizing Roommate

bitches like this are addicting. my cock moved from reading her insane texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42703245)



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Date: June 29th, 2021 7:34 AM
Author: soul-stirring lavender station

her craziness gets annoying when spending an extended amount of time with her, but after a day or two her crazy texts definitely get me going. it's like the brain versus penis in seinfeld.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42703302)



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Date: June 29th, 2021 7:35 AM
Author: insanely creepy passionate famous landscape painting

you're obliged to keep this going, for the boart if anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42703312)



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Date: July 16th, 2021 4:34 AM
Author: Comical Wine Business Firm

definitely. at least keep providing the texts. this is some 180 performance art by her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42790401)



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Date: July 5th, 2021 11:07 PM
Author: cruel-hearted stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42737369)



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Date: July 5th, 2021 11:24 PM
Author: soul-stirring lavender station

she has gone from "haha this is cute and fun crazy" to "uh oh she is legitimately crazy crazy". she has been texting me insane stuff for days now, while i hardly reply. she sends me lots of nudes though so...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42737450)



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Date: July 8th, 2021 8:45 AM
Author: Apoplectic personal credit line kitty

Why would you do this??? NOOOOOOOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#42748379)



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Date: December 29th, 2023 3:41 PM
Author: soul-stirring lavender station

i should have removed the part at the end where she corrected herself.

"vodka please. thank baby" is like a sim glitch or something. xo truly manifesting into real life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4866744&forum_id=2#47227555)



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Date: December 29th, 2023 3:47 PM
Author: aromatic masturbator

Vodka please. thank baby tp

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Date: December 29th, 2023 3:48 PM
Author: Zippy mother old irish cottage

Hard to believe this memorable xo storyline lasted only 2 months

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Date: December 29th, 2023 3:50 PM
Author: vermilion theater stage

i can barely believe this was over two years ago now.

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Date: December 29th, 2023 5:25 PM
Author: Zippy mother old irish cottage



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