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JJC getting nowagd so hard he had to take a sick day is the funniest thing

fuck i hate being mean to jjc because he is really an artist...
Cobalt comical hunting ground office
  08/25/21
He was just trolling the PUA board with that story. IRL, he ...
Cheese-eating hyperactive incel
  08/25/21
I’m not familiar with this part of the canon, pls copy...
sable theater stage knife
  08/25/21
don't have the text but it was legendary
Aggressive orchestra pit masturbator
  08/25/21
its how i learned what AMOG means
Cobalt comical hunting ground office
  08/25/21
Hey guys. This is really embarrassing, but I want to be hone...
Cobalt comical hunting ground office
  08/25/21
“Prodigy”
coiffed insecure azn cumskin
  08/25/21
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irradiated persian
  08/25/21
this never gets old
mahogany costumed heaven
  08/25/21
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Boyish brilliant site
  08/25/21
its fucking legendary, never gets old even after dozens of r...
Aggressive orchestra pit masturbator
  08/25/21
i never picked up on the fact that he got lion kinged by a &...
Cobalt comical hunting ground office
  08/25/21
like with other great works, you pick up something new on ea...
Canary Milk Clown
  08/25/21
the funny thing with classic JJC posts is that this phenomen...
Aggressive orchestra pit masturbator
  08/25/21
Also some of us were just too young when first exposeed to a...
Cobalt comical hunting ground office
  08/25/21
JJC is a true artist, the line between his flame and reality...
Canary Milk Clown
  08/25/21
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deranged newt pit
  03/25/22
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Hideous painfully honest plaza brethren
  03/25/22
oh i did see this one ty
sable theater stage knife
  08/25/21
lol this is great. underrated part is him thinking a higher ...
bat-shit-crazy shrine
  08/25/21
he was only 26 now he's 40 and still thinks that which is s...
abnormal wine love of her life french chef
  08/29/21
A part of me even thought maybe I should leave the game T...
Orange idea he suggested library
  08/25/21
theres some implication there that the game needs him
Cobalt comical hunting ground office
  08/30/21
this is a work of art
Vivacious godawful puppy hell
  08/29/21
I DEMAND to know the symptoms the next day
Cobalt comical hunting ground office
  08/30/21
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Cobalt comical hunting ground office
  09/14/21
180!
deranged newt pit
  03/25/22
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fulano
  12/15/25
Just randomly thought of this and started to lol
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deranged newt pit
  03/25/22
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Buff chest-beating point pervert
  04/13/22
“dancing monkey” frame is the worst
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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:39 AM
Author: Cobalt comical hunting ground office

fuck i hate being mean to jjc because he is really an artist but that thread was too much jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43006134)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:43 AM
Author: Cheese-eating hyperactive incel

He was just trolling the PUA board with that story. IRL, he closed the HB9.5 and was fucking within an hour of opening her at the club.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43006154)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:45 AM
Author: sable theater stage knife

I’m not familiar with this part of the canon, pls copypaste thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43006169)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:58 AM
Author: Aggressive orchestra pit masturbator

don't have the text but it was legendary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43006228)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:59 AM
Author: Cobalt comical hunting ground office

its how i learned what AMOG means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43006232)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:59 AM
Author: Cobalt comical hunting ground office

Hey guys. This is really embarrassing, but I want to be honest with my fellow PUA's. I just got back from a really classy lounge in Chicago and feel utterly demoralized. The night started well. Things went downhill when I spotted a tall blonde HB9.5 with two of her girlfriends and this short bald chubby guy. I approached her and asked an opinion opener I made up. She looked at me like I was a weirdo and told me to ask the guy. He then AMOG'ed me and made the girls laugh. I had no idea what to do; my knees started shaking, and I got nervous. I then talked to one of her friends. The conversation started reasonably well, but I ran out of things to say, and she just walked away. Today is one of those days when I so wish I was making 10 million a year or was a celebrity, so I can get those girls without breaking a sweat. A part of me even thought maybe I should leave the game and devote all my efforts to making a shitload of money. This weekend I plan on redeeming myself. Nonetheless, it really stings when your dream girl turns you away like a sack of feces.

JJC

"Prodigy"

Chicago, IL

jjc1122

Junior Member

Join Date: 11/30/2006 | Posts: 25

Thanks for the encouragement guys. I called in sick for work and feel a lot better. I think the trap I fell into last night is what Tyler calls the "dancing-monkey" stage, where you just want to entertain the girls. I was trying too hard to make them laugh. This is an issue I've been struggling with big time. How do you develop attraction without falling into that "dancing monkey" frame?

JJC

"Prodigy"

Chicago, IL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43006231)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:01 AM
Author: coiffed insecure azn cumskin

“Prodigy”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43006238)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:11 AM
Author: irradiated persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43006272)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:19 AM
Author: mahogany costumed heaven

this never gets old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43006316)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:22 AM
Author: Boyish brilliant site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43006335)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:22 AM
Author: Aggressive orchestra pit masturbator

its fucking legendary, never gets old even after dozens of readings. A lot of us can recite the "Sup Brady" email verbatim. Simply genius work that stands the test of time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43006340)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:54 AM
Author: Cobalt comical hunting ground office

i never picked up on the fact that he got lion kinged by a "short bald chubby guy"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43006449)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 12:14 PM
Author: Canary Milk Clown

like with other great works, you pick up something new on each read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43006532)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 12:27 PM
Author: Aggressive orchestra pit masturbator

the funny thing with classic JJC posts is that this phenomenon can literally happen over the course of many years, picking up new nuggets even though you've read it dozens of times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43006600)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 12:36 PM
Author: Cobalt comical hunting ground office

Also some of us were just too young when first exposeed to a JJC post. Like trying to read Faulkner as a 9th grader

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43006644)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 1:07 PM
Author: Canary Milk Clown

JJC is a true artist, the line between his flame and reality is so masterfully blurred

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43006789)



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Date: March 25th, 2022 6:15 PM
Author: deranged newt pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#44217673)



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Date: March 25th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Hideous painfully honest plaza brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#44217682)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 12:31 PM
Author: sable theater stage knife

oh i did see this one ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43006613)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 1:12 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy shrine

lol this is great. underrated part is him thinking a higher salary would've helped here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43006801)



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Date: August 29th, 2021 5:36 PM
Author: abnormal wine love of her life french chef

he was only 26

now he's 40 and still thinks that which is sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43028904)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 1:17 PM
Author: Orange idea he suggested library

A part of me even thought maybe I should leave the game

That's my favorite line, the little slice of jjc that thinks maybe he won't make it as a PUA. Pure gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43006836)



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Date: August 30th, 2021 3:17 PM
Author: Cobalt comical hunting ground office

theres some implication there that the game needs him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43034230)



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Date: August 29th, 2021 5:41 PM
Author: Vivacious godawful puppy hell

this is a work of art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43028931)



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Date: August 30th, 2021 3:16 PM
Author: Cobalt comical hunting ground office

I DEMAND to know the symptoms the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43034219)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 12:37 PM
Author: Cobalt comical hunting ground office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43114878)



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Date: March 25th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: deranged newt pit

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#44217637)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Slap-happy vibrant affirmative action ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#49024549)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: fulano



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#49511654)



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Date: January 1st, 2022 2:06 PM
Author: Cobalt comical hunting ground office

Just randomly thought of this and started to lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43710752)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 12:28 PM
Author: garnet tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43856595)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 12:25 PM
Author: Cobalt comical hunting ground office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#43856557)



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Date: March 25th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: deranged newt pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#44217634)



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Date: April 13th, 2022 6:16 PM
Author: Buff chest-beating point pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#44333265)



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Date: April 13th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: deranged newt pit

“dancing monkey” frame is the worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#44333274)



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Date: June 12th, 2024 1:45 PM
Author: Cobalt comical hunting ground office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#47740483)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Slap-happy vibrant affirmative action ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#49024547)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: So we looked at the data



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2#49511692)