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You're at a houseparty with Asian chicks. Someone hands you a guitar. What song

do you play? My go to is Sex & Candy.
Tan Sinister Parlour
  12/05/21
Classical Gas
bearded heady rehab puppy
  12/05/21
I think I'm turning japanese
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embarrassed to the bone trip base
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[Chorus] Asian girl, she's my Asian girl You're my Asian g...
Fishy Blathering Locus
  12/05/21
jfc lol
slap-happy useless brakes
  12/05/21
Imagine how odd a person you would be if you wrote that all ...
Wine School Cafeteria Mexican
  12/05/21
Its a real (and 180) song https://youtu.be/hit7ws2oi0Y
Cocky goyim telephone
  12/05/21
Lol in a way I am relieved to know it’s a real song fr...
Wine School Cafeteria Mexican
  12/05/21
watch the whole thing
Vibrant really tough guy
  12/05/21
180 I remember when that came out and 433 tp was MAF abou...
Navy Address Sound Barrier
  12/05/21
hit a little too close to home for her lol
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  02/22/23
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Vibrant really tough guy
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  02/22/23
Play like a 30 second classical sounding sad sissy to prove ...
Black greedy cruise ship marketing idea
  12/05/21
That is 100 percent the real way to get an Asian girl irl. W...
Wine School Cafeteria Mexican
  12/05/21
The Ballad of John and Yoko. They'll cream their panties.
Amethyst Cuckoldry
  12/05/21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG5mOd8Ubsk
demanding blue temple queen of the night
  12/05/21
To be honest with you, "Ants Marching" by DMB.
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El Scorcho
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thirsty feces dog poop
  12/05/21
fuck ok i could do this one
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  12/05/21
Here to Stay by Korn
magical hairless affirmative action
  12/05/21
On acoustic?
Tan Sinister Parlour
  12/05/21
what’s acoustic?
magical hairless affirmative action
  12/05/21
i don't know any crowd pleasers. i've been in this situation...
lascivious hospital
  12/05/21
just pull out you're white dick and flop it against the stri...
demanding blue temple queen of the night
  12/05/21
it's not that kind of dick, man.
lascivious hospital
  12/05/21
u just do u then breh
demanding blue temple queen of the night
  12/05/21
ty
lascivious hospital
  12/05/21
Sex & Candy is a good one
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Tan Sinister Parlour
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Big Iron by Marty Robbins
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Spruce Exhilarant Brethren Ladyboy
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alcoholic double fault indian lodge
  12/05/21
That’s a great one. One I don’t care if someone ...
Wine School Cafeteria Mexican
  12/05/21
Imagine, of course
titillating gay wizard
  12/05/21
Baby Shark, followed by 'Please Don't Eat The Sharks' to the...
Thriller Cerise Orchestra Pit
  12/05/21
Master Of Puppets, followed by Reign in Blood, One, The Vice...
Spruce Exhilarant Brethren Ladyboy
  12/05/21
With Asians, the whiter the music the better. Cannonball ra...
Chocolate zombie-like pit ratface
  12/05/21
More Than Words
sooty multi-billionaire
  12/05/21
Tokyo Road by Bon Jovi
Orange Deep Dopamine Psychic
  12/05/21
Your body is a wonderland
Self-absorbed arousing hunting ground jewess
  02/06/22
Nine pound hammer with Travis picking
bearded heady rehab puppy
  02/06/22
I've been playing Toxic by Boywithuke. Asian babes dig it.
Tan Sinister Parlour
  02/06/22
Third Eye Blind - Jumper then meet on the ledge
bearded heady rehab puppy
  02/06/22
Hey Ya!
Sadistic shimmering giraffe
  02/06/22
Radioactive (Imagine Dragons)
dashing magenta crotch
  02/22/23
Trick question; azn girls will swarm you once they see you h...
Odious domesticated senate macaca
  02/22/23
The Flys - Got You Where I Want You
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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:56 AM
Author: Tan Sinister Parlour

do you play? My go to is Sex & Candy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43561993)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:57 AM
Author: bearded heady rehab puppy

Classical Gas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43561995)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:57 AM
Author: Crawly institution

I think I'm turning japanese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43561998)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:58 AM
Author: aggressive resort round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562002)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:59 AM
Author: Outnumbered fluffy newt theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562003)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:42 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone trip base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562153)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:07 AM
Author: Fishy Blathering Locus

[Chorus]

Asian girl, she's my Asian girl

You're my Asian girl, you're my Asian girl

You're my Asian girl, she's my Asian girl

Yes, my Asian girl, you're my Asian girl

[Verse 1]

I love your sticky rice

Butt fucking all night

Korean barbecue

Bitch I love you

I love your creamy yellow thighs

Ooh your slanted eyes

It's the Year of the Dragon

Ninja pussy I'm stabbin'

[Chorus]

Verse 2]

Superstitious feng shui shit (what)

Now lay your hair by the toilet

I've got your green tea boba

So put your head on my shoulder

Your momma's so pretty

Best nails in the city

Pushing your daddy's Mercedes

Girl, you drive me crazy

Chorus]

[Bridge]

New Year's in February (February?)

That's fine with me (I guess)

Yeah, shark soup (What? Fuck it, we'll eat it)

Oh, tradition, tradition, tradition, yeah yeah

Baby, you're my Asian girl

You're here illegally (best kind)

So baby marry me

Come on sit on my lap (right here baby)

Or we'll send you back

And you age so well

I can barely tell

17 or 23?

Baby doesn't matter to me

[Chorus]

Outro]

Arcadia

J-Town

Alhambra

K-Town

Temple City

Don't forget Chinatown

Get down

Happy endings all over

Bruce Lee

Toyota

Spicy tuny

Sashimi

Tasty Garden

Fried Lice

Sailor Moon

Wonton soup

Spring roll

Tibet

Foot rub rub a down down down

Fa ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra

Tofu

All over you all over me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562030)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:27 AM
Author: slap-happy useless brakes

jfc lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562093)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:35 AM
Author: Wine School Cafeteria Mexican

Imagine how odd a person you would be if you wrote that all out just for the great boart. Would read again but that’s racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562120)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:40 AM
Author: Cocky goyim telephone

Its a real (and 180) song

https://youtu.be/hit7ws2oi0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562140)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:43 AM
Author: Wine School Cafeteria Mexican

Lol in a way I am relieved to know it’s a real song from anothe source and a poaster didn’t spend a Sunday morning drafting this screed.

Holy shit I just watched a few bars of this video!!! Lol how the fuck did this get made? Jfc this is crazy that it’s a real thing. I can hear the producers now saying, “its okay, see it’s the white guys who are in the cage! Caged for the Woman’s pleasure!” Lol jfc this is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562160)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:40 PM
Author: Vibrant really tough guy

watch the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43564899)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 12:05 PM
Author: Navy Address Sound Barrier

180

I remember when that came out and 433 tp was MAF about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562451)



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Date: February 22nd, 2023 10:48 AM
Author: Fishy Blathering Locus

hit a little too close to home for her lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#45966097)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Startled razzmatazz university french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43564835)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:27 PM
Author: Vibrant really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43564837)



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Date: February 6th, 2022 12:17 PM
Author: big-titted office coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43917714)



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Date: February 22nd, 2023 10:27 AM
Author: nubile glittery meetinghouse wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#45966000)



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Date: February 22nd, 2023 10:45 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Well-lubricated Field Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#45966079)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:09 AM
Author: Black greedy cruise ship marketing idea

Play like a 30 second classical sounding sad sissy to prove my skill and then hand it back without singing a note or boring anyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562033)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:23 AM
Author: Wine School Cafeteria Mexican

That is 100 percent the real way to get an Asian girl irl. We all know that of course and are just having fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562077)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:12 AM
Author: Amethyst Cuckoldry

The Ballad of John and Yoko. They'll cream their panties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562035)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:22 AM
Author: demanding blue temple queen of the night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG5mOd8Ubsk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562073)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:27 AM
Author: aphrodisiac principal's office electric furnace

To be honest with you, "Ants Marching" by DMB.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562095)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:28 AM
Author: buff apoplectic knife trailer park

El Scorcho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562097)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:35 AM
Author: thirsty feces dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562123)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:41 AM
Author: lascivious hospital

fuck ok i could do this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562143)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:32 PM
Author: Startled razzmatazz university french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43564863)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:34 PM
Author: Carmine yapping blood rage international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43564869)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:28 AM
Author: magical hairless affirmative action

Here to Stay by Korn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562099)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 11:05 AM
Author: Tan Sinister Parlour

On acoustic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562220)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 11:06 AM
Author: magical hairless affirmative action

what’s acoustic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562224)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:29 AM
Author: lascivious hospital

i don't know any crowd pleasers. i've been in this situation before and it's really embarrassing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562101)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:39 AM
Author: demanding blue temple queen of the night

just pull out you're white dick and flop it against the strings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562132)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:41 AM
Author: lascivious hospital

it's not that kind of dick, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562144)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:42 AM
Author: demanding blue temple queen of the night

u just do u then breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562151)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:44 AM
Author: lascivious hospital

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562168)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:43 AM
Author: Copper idiotic property

Sex & Candy is a good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562156)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 11:05 AM
Author: Tan Sinister Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562221)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 11:10 AM
Author: bipolar burgundy keepsake machete

Big Iron by Marty Robbins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562228)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: Spruce Exhilarant Brethren Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562437)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 11:11 AM
Author: alcoholic double fault indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562232)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 11:15 AM
Author: Wine School Cafeteria Mexican

That’s a great one. One I don’t care if someone says that offensive. It’s a damn good song end stop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562236)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 11:19 AM
Author: titillating gay wizard

Imagine, of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562244)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 11:36 AM
Author: Thriller Cerise Orchestra Pit

Baby Shark, followed by 'Please Don't Eat The Sharks' to the tune of that classic Doris Day hit, 'Please Don't Eat The Daisies', as a sort of PSA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562302)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 12:07 PM
Author: Spruce Exhilarant Brethren Ladyboy

Master Of Puppets, followed by Reign in Blood, One, The Vice Of Killing, Seek And Destroy, Battery, Holy Wars...The Punishment Due, Polly, and Free Bird

fuck those chinks, this is about me now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562453)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 12:12 PM
Author: Chocolate zombie-like pit ratface

With Asians, the whiter the music the better. Cannonball rag etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562467)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:38 PM
Author: sooty multi-billionaire

More Than Words

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43564896)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:41 PM
Author: Orange Deep Dopamine Psychic

Tokyo Road by Bon Jovi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43564904)



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Date: February 6th, 2022 12:18 PM
Author: Self-absorbed arousing hunting ground jewess

Your body is a wonderland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43917717)



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Date: February 6th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: bearded heady rehab puppy

Nine pound hammer with Travis picking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43917797)



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Date: February 6th, 2022 12:36 PM
Author: Tan Sinister Parlour

I've been playing Toxic by Boywithuke. Asian babes dig it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43917825)



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Date: February 6th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: bearded heady rehab puppy

Third Eye Blind - Jumper then meet on the ledge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43917875)



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Date: February 6th, 2022 1:26 PM
Author: Sadistic shimmering giraffe

Hey Ya!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43918109)



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Date: February 22nd, 2023 10:30 AM
Author: dashing magenta crotch

Radioactive (Imagine Dragons)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#45966008)



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Date: February 22nd, 2023 10:40 AM
Author: Odious domesticated senate macaca

Trick question; azn girls will swarm you once they see you holding the guitar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#45966058)



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Date: February 22nd, 2023 10:44 AM
Author: Harsh Mewling Ape Halford

The Flys - Got You Where I Want You

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#45966075)