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Galileo still makes me LOL

So back in medieval times, people believed the moon was a pe...
Arousing sandwich
  12/13/21
Do you know what the Moon is?
crystalline stead
  12/13/21
a hologram of a piece of cheese
Galvanic lodge
  12/13/21
It’s a hollow artificial alien satellite full of alien...
crystalline stead
  12/14/21
JFC
Laughsome Unholy Market Philosopher-king
  06/13/22
like a larger Israel?
dashing abode
  06/13/22
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3285585&mc=5...
Arousing sandwich
  12/13/21
"MAF catholics couldn't do SHIT." Are you sure?
Passionate rough-skinned black woman corner
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Hilarious deep kitchen party of the first part
  12/13/21
Yes. For some reason there are people who think he was put t...
Arousing sandwich
  12/13/21
He died a prisoner under house arrest
Hilarious deep kitchen party of the first part
  12/13/21
After a period with the friendly Ascanio Piccolomini (the Ar...
Arousing sandwich
  12/13/21
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Galvanic lodge
  12/14/21
PS: This book was highly praised by Albert Einstein.
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Hilarious deep kitchen party of the first part
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ungodly garrison mental disorder
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wonderful brilliant hall
  12/14/21
uh yes
Galvanic lodge
  12/14/21
Lol. Can’t you see the black marks on it w your eyes a...
amber toaster associate
  12/13/21
They thought it was a "pearl." It's color isn't un...
Arousing sandwich
  12/14/21
Eppur si muove
Lime well-lubricated location
  12/14/21
(Robert Bellarmine, fuming)
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Arousing sandwich
  12/14/21
Bump for someone handing this thing to the pope and saying &...
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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:01 PM
Author: Arousing sandwich

So back in medieval times, people believed the moon was a perfect, unblemished sphere. They didn't actually know wtf the moon even was, but they figured whatever it was, it was put there by God, and God wouldn't put anything up in the heavens that wasn't a perfectly smooth, round object.

So Galileo makes this device that lets anyone see the surface of the moon, and the first thing you see is that it's a pockmarked unholy mess of craters and mountains and other surface disturbances. All totally random, so symmetry whatsoever.

This made church officials MAF but what could they do? He wasn't pointing to some words on paper or describing a heretical concept. He just made this thing that let you look at the moon and see how fucked up it was. MAF catholics couldn't do SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43605269)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:05 PM
Author: crystalline stead

Do you know what the Moon is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43605300)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:06 PM
Author: Galvanic lodge

a hologram of a piece of cheese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43605306)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 10:46 AM
Author: crystalline stead

It’s a hollow artificial alien satellite full of alien mind control human research farm technology that can program NPCs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43607126)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 12:58 AM
Author: Laughsome Unholy Market Philosopher-king

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#44673633)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 1:15 AM
Author: dashing abode

like a larger Israel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#44673679)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:07 PM
Author: Arousing sandwich

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3285585&mc=56&forum_id=2#30929460

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43605309)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:07 PM
Author: Passionate rough-skinned black woman corner

"MAF catholics couldn't do SHIT."

Are you sure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43605310)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:08 PM
Author: Hilarious deep kitchen party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43605319)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:14 PM
Author: Arousing sandwich

Yes. For some reason there are people who think he was put to death but he lived a natural life and died at 77. His works were temporarily banned, but the fact is you could look through a telescope and just SEE he was right. Furthermore there was yuge demand for telescopes as soon as he invented them, so it's not like he wasn't busy. Every ship's captain wanted one of dem things, not to mention kings and shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43605358)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:18 PM
Author: Hilarious deep kitchen party of the first part

He died a prisoner under house arrest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43605405)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:21 PM
Author: Arousing sandwich

After a period with the friendly Ascanio Piccolomini (the Archbishop of Siena), Galileo was allowed to return to his villa at Arcetri near Florence in 1634, where he spent part of his life under house arrest. Galileo was ordered to read the Seven Penitential Psalms once a week for the next three years. However, his daughter Maria Celeste relieved him of the burden after securing ecclesiastical permission to take it upon herself.[154]

It was while Galileo was under house arrest that he dedicated his time to one of his finest works, Two New Sciences. Here he summarised work he had done some forty years earlier, on the two sciences now called kinematics and strength of materials, published in Holland to avoid the censor. This book was highly praised by Albert Einstein.[155]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43605424)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 10:49 AM
Author: Galvanic lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43607140)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 10:52 AM
Author: spruce organic girlfriend

PS: This book was highly praised by Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43607180)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 10:57 AM
Author: Wine Big State Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43607209)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Hilarious deep kitchen party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43610337)



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Date: February 16th, 2022 8:58 PM
Author: ungodly garrison mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43980149)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 12:34 AM
Author: wonderful brilliant hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43605803)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 10:49 AM
Author: Galvanic lodge

uh yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43607149)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:17 PM
Author: amber toaster associate

Lol. Can’t you see the black marks on it w your eyes anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43605393)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 12:16 AM
Author: Arousing sandwich

They thought it was a "pearl." It's color isn't uniform but they figured it was still spherical and smooth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43605742)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 12:30 AM
Author: Lime well-lubricated location

Eppur si muove

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43605790)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 11:00 AM
Author: Wine Big State Turdskin

(Robert Bellarmine, fuming)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43607241)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 5:02 PM
Author: Arousing sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43609037)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 9:38 PM
Author: Arousing sandwich

Bump for someone handing this thing to the pope and saying "here, take a look."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43610388)



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Date: February 16th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: Arousing sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#43980064)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 12:55 AM
Author: Arousing sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2#44673623)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Arousing sandwich



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