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I bought $100,000 of Facebook shares @ $236
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Date: February 3rd, 2022 4:38 PM Author: electric dingle berry foreskin I can’t sell for at least a month. Pray for me pls. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2#43900483) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:11 PM Author: spectacular salmon incel *types extra hard on my vscode instead of praying for you* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2#44017520) |
Date: February 23rd, 2022 3:41 PM Author: electric dingle berry foreskin What is the least painful method of suicide? Tyia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2#44017353) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 3:41 PM Author: Indecent hissy fit Shotgun to roof of mouth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2#44017359) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 3:42 PM Author: electric dingle berry foreskin I’m only joking for now but will keep this in mind (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2#44017362) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 3:43 PM Author: floppy multi-billionaire dopamine just don't flinch and blow your face off instead
https://www.reddit.com/r/MakeMyCoffin/comments/lnct14/mmc_after_i_shotgun_my_self_in_carshering/ |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 3:44 PM Author: Indecent hissy fit If you flinch you didn't want to kill yourself (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2#44017377) |
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Date: October 31st, 2022 5:23 PM Author: Topaz stirring station quadroon exit bag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2#45415999) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 3:54 PM Author: wonderful ocher mediation codepig Apple privacy polices wiped out $10B in quarterly FB revenue. Google says they’ll implement the same policy that may wipe out another $15B
Advertisers are leaving Meta in mass Users are leaving Facebook and Instagram in mass Governments about to fine the shit out of Meta for everything Wall Street realizing now that VR/meta verse is elaborate forcememing that consumers don’t want
Great timing, genius |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 3:56 PM Author: puce boyish theater stage idiot really rude post (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2#44017427) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 3:56 PM Author: Indecent hissy fit The best part was Zuck saying he'd light as much money on fire for as long as it takes to forcememe the metaverse
Earnings estimates are way too high - revenue growth is going to be lower and expenses are going to be much higher |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:13 PM Author: buff maniacal gunner goyim It's almost like they should have stuck to what got them there in the first place. User engagement on their platform + advertising. More users, more engagement, more revenue.
Less users, less engagement, less revenue but I guess this is beyond their thinking. |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:15 PM Author: Indecent hissy fit The problem is Tiktok is eating their lunch and they cannot purchase Tiktok, and creating an alternative will significantly cannibalize their existing products
They tried to ease this cannibalization by slamming together Reels and Instagram but this made the product a complete piece of shit |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:23 PM Author: buff maniacal gunner goyim Someone get Taylor Lorenz on the line, we need the INSIDE SCOOP. This is her PURVIEW. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2#44017606) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:27 PM Author: electric dingle berry foreskin Tik tok is competing for user attention but not ad dollars. videos of random people are a fundamentally different use case and demographic than instagram
I think Facebook used their q4 analyst call to get the antitrust regulators off their back. Google and apple’s control of android and iOS make them seem like the real monopolies |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:28 PM Author: buff maniacal gunner goyim fundamentally better imho. Get the youth hooked on some shit. FB is all boomers. Haven't they bought all the junk on ebay they were ever going to buy? SC and TT creating dat FOMO for the youngs to $$$$$pend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2#44017644) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:06 PM Author: electric dingle berry foreskin http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5028490&forum_id=2#43942195
to be clear, im unhappy with the current return by i dont feel even a little stupid. in im tempted to buy $50k more.
youre reciting talking points as though facebook isnt trading <15x ntm earnings vs 23x for the s&p 500 |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:13 PM Author: Azure Vigorous Gay Wizard Orchestra Pit bu bu but whatsapp and workplace are free call options (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2#44017534) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:26 PM Author: electric dingle berry foreskin Do you think the s&p 500 will outperform Facebook over the next 5 years beginning today? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2#44017625) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:27 PM Author: Azure Vigorous Gay Wizard Orchestra Pit hmmm no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2#44017632) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:29 PM Author: electric dingle berry foreskin Me neither (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2#44017650) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 3:56 PM Author: rough-skinned amber address Pretty amazing stock graph dating to exactly this poast lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2#44017429) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:00 PM Author: Henna Lay Dysfunction at least op didn't buy on feb 2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2#44017457) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:08 PM Author: Lilac multi-colored parlor newt i furking sold my last ones today for a loss and just bought NVDA and TSlA
and like a moron i sold too early so looks like wash sale, if i had waited a week wld be ok, fma |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:18 PM Author: poppy national security agency I don't really understand this kind of purchase. Couldn't you spend $10,000 in option premiums and get the same exposure? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2#44017561) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:19 PM Author: Lilac multi-colored parlor newt 236 was right after FB tanked on earnings, it was down like 25% and seemed a decent chance it cld be an easy 10% rebound
BUT entire market has been shit since then, FB actually hasnt gone down that much compared to some of this other garbage
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 5:12 PM Author: electric dingle berry foreskin What if I don’t have lots of conviction on timing and implied vol on Facebook options were exceedingly high? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2#44017861) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:21 PM Author: wild cruel-hearted spot police squad why can't you sell for at least a month? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2#44017579) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:22 PM Author: floppy multi-billionaire dopamine trading restrictions from employer most likely (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2#44017594) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:30 PM Author: electric dingle berry foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2#44017653) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:25 PM Author: Lilac multi-colored parlor newt he cant write off his massive loss (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2#44017620) |
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Date: October 31st, 2022 5:23 PM Author: Topaz stirring station quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2#45416000) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:37 PM Author: electric dingle berry foreskin Question for anyone that happens to know about how digital advertising works.
Facebook seems like dead money for the next few months. But I also suspect management sandbagged their revenue guidance.
is there a way for hedge funds to predict Facebook’s revenue ahead of earnings using other data? Like maybe surveys of ad agencies that actually buy ads on behalf of companies?
If so, I suppose we might see a rally as soon as it becomes obvious Facebook’s death was exaggerated and it’s actually not bleeding ad $$ |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:38 PM Author: Indecent hissy fit Yes. You can pull CPM data from private companies on the platform trying to put ads on the platform
These aggregators then sell this data to hedge funds
see: app annie
One thing people haven't mentioned is how many companies buying ads on Facebook are reliant on QE funny money and could disappear if funding dries up |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 6:23 PM Author: electric dingle berry foreskin thats what i thought thanks.
i feel like advertising would be one of the last expenses a firm would cut back on tough times. i'm more worried about advertisers switching to google if facebook can't target or measure the same way |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 4:43 PM Author: Azure Vigorous Gay Wizard Orchestra Pit pls call it META ty - management |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 5:00 PM Author: Henna Lay Dysfunction (metamate) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2#44017813) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 12:30 PM Author: Abnormal cordovan bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2#44108610) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 12:23 PM Author: electric dingle berry foreskin I sold @ 189.80 last night after hitting maximum pain. Now it’s $196.
I’m actually going to off myself if I sold at the trough. I pride myself on being stoic and cool. Mark zuckerberg has broken me as a human being. |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 12:24 PM Author: frum white abode yarmulke Sorry man I’ve been there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2#44108557) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 12:27 PM Author: Lilac multi-colored parlor newt dood u can put it back into many other tech shit like NVDA, AMD, TSLA and make back a lot of ur loss... everything is down right now
shit u only had like a 20% loss? thats nothin nigga, u can easily maek that shit back, go TSM or GFS or NIGGA |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 12:31 PM Author: electric dingle berry foreskin I went like 80% into SOXL during April 2020. I know semiconductors they’re crazy cyclical. I’m way too scared for that shit now. Plus the second I hit buy on TSM I’m getting a WSJ news alert that says “China invades Taiwan” and then I’ll be poor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2#44108622) |
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Date: October 27th, 2022 5:26 PM Author: electric dingle berry foreskin I have a two digit IQ and deserve to be crucified (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2#45398151) |
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Date: October 27th, 2022 5:28 PM Author: aromatic coiffed stead goal in life how are you going to spend your $40,000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2#45398161) |
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Date: October 27th, 2022 5:29 PM Author: Aggressive Market Sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2#45398166) |
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Date: October 27th, 2022 5:50 PM Author: electric dingle berry foreskin Cardboard boxes to sleep in (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2#45398330) |
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Date: October 27th, 2022 5:29 PM Author: Erotic Generalized Bond Athletic Conference OP = boor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2#45398167) |
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Date: October 31st, 2022 4:59 PM Author: electric dingle berry foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2#45415936) |
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Date: October 31st, 2022 5:22 PM Author: frum white abode yarmulke Sorry op (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2#45415997) |
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Date: October 31st, 2022 5:25 PM Author: puce boyish theater stage idiot if it makes you feel better, I'm pretty sure CSLG bought a ton of SOL at like $150. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2#45416005) |
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Date: October 31st, 2022 10:32 PM Author: electric dingle berry foreskin Yes. This will make me feel better while blowing dick for crack.
My life is in shambles. Fuck mark zuckerberg and his retarded metaverse fever dream |
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Date: October 31st, 2022 10:51 PM Author: mischievous volcanic crater forget the presidential elections, russia buying $100K of nonsense ads in 2016 crippled several of americas largest corporations. it is beautiful.
turned FB from something that used to allow easy targeting of ads to people who were actually interested in them, into a giant pain in the ass system of targeting no one with ads that don't deliver.
amazing work. |
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Date: November 1st, 2022 1:10 AM Author: Azure Vigorous Gay Wizard Orchestra Pit sell and buy a blue submariner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2#45417570) |
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Date: November 1st, 2022 1:24 AM Author: comical overrated weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2#45417597) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2024 12:03 PM Author: electric dingle berry foreskin LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2#47358253) |
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Date: January 28th, 2025 2:49 PM Author: electric dingle berry foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2#48598626) |
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Date: January 28th, 2025 2:54 PM Author: swashbuckling temple now that NVIDIA is down this is probably the best performing stock, good job OP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2#48598640) |
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Date: January 29th, 2025 5:39 PM Author: electric dingle berry foreskin Reminder: you could have made this trade with ~10 swipes of your thumb a few years ago (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5023185&forum_id=2#48602938) |
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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:03 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.../.,, Flirting with $800
Mark Zuckerberg continues to sexually violate his haters with a spiked bat |