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Rate this short story my 1st grader wrote

I have two teachers. One is great and one is awful. Mrs Jon...
cracking codepig
  02/15/22
Did you teach him how to use Word’s thesaurus function...
lascivious bisexual dilemma
  02/15/22
He is fascinated by words. He’s always asking Alexa fo...
cracking codepig
  02/15/22
if true he is a genius
internet-worthy odious office
  02/15/22
He was tested and found to be in the superior cohort.
cracking codepig
  02/15/22
sorry for your lots. the world needs high-middlebrow gawkere...
Canary splenetic clown address
  02/15/22
Alpha
charismatic alcoholic gunner
  02/15/22
Kid's got talent. But poasters who have been around a while ...
Supple fighting meetinghouse
  02/15/22
strong imagery! the $10 words are fine, but i like the pict...
grizzly disturbing cruise ship
  02/15/22
He's creative.
cracking codepig
  02/15/22
Put him on an aggressive poasting timeline
beta ceo
  02/15/22
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angry pit
  02/15/22
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cracking codepig
  02/15/22
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grizzly disturbing cruise ship
  02/18/22


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Date: February 15th, 2022 9:11 PM
Author: cracking codepig

I have two teachers. One is great and one is awful.

Mrs Jones sits stiff and rigid in her chair. Whenever she speaks, her saccharine voice belies the bellicose ferocity in her eyes. She has a pet cat.

Mrs Miller owns a dog. The wrinkles at her eyes are soft and worn, like her dog’s underbelly.

I like Mrs Miller.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5032953&forum_id=2#43974406)



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Date: February 15th, 2022 9:12 PM
Author: lascivious bisexual dilemma

Did you teach him how to use Word’s thesaurus function or is he on the spectrum?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5032953&forum_id=2#43974413)



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Date: February 15th, 2022 9:18 PM
Author: cracking codepig

He is fascinated by words. He’s always asking Alexa for synonyms and antonyms of words.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5032953&forum_id=2#43974436)



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Date: February 15th, 2022 9:25 PM
Author: internet-worthy odious office

if true he is a genius

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Date: February 15th, 2022 10:35 PM
Author: cracking codepig

He was tested and found to be in the superior cohort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5032953&forum_id=2#43974901)



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Date: February 15th, 2022 10:38 PM
Author: Canary splenetic clown address

sorry for your lots. the world needs high-middlebrow gawkeresque clickbait contributors too, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5032953&forum_id=2#43974920)



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Date: February 15th, 2022 10:37 PM
Author: charismatic alcoholic gunner

Alpha

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Date: February 15th, 2022 10:40 PM
Author: Supple fighting meetinghouse

Kid's got talent. But poasters who have been around a while know that Mrs. Miller is a face-sitter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5032953&forum_id=2#43974932)



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Date: February 15th, 2022 10:40 PM
Author: grizzly disturbing cruise ship

strong imagery! the $10 words are fine, but i like the pictures he painted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5032953&forum_id=2#43974933)



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Date: February 15th, 2022 10:43 PM
Author: cracking codepig

He's creative.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5032953&forum_id=2#43974947)



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Date: February 15th, 2022 10:40 PM
Author: beta ceo

Put him on an aggressive poasting timeline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5032953&forum_id=2#43974934)



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Date: February 15th, 2022 10:44 PM
Author: angry pit



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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:28 PM
Author: cracking codepig



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Date: February 18th, 2022 10:18 PM
Author: grizzly disturbing cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5032953&forum_id=2#43991912)