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Rate this short story my 1st grader wrote

I have two teachers. One is great and one is awful. Mrs Jon...
dashing bat shit crazy keepsake machete stage
  02/15/22
Did you teach him how to use Word’s thesaurus function...
slap-happy self-absorbed twinkling uncleanness headpube
  02/15/22
He is fascinated by words. He’s always asking Alexa fo...
dashing bat shit crazy keepsake machete stage
  02/15/22
if true he is a genius
Concupiscible Ruby Coldplay Fan
  02/15/22
He was tested and found to be in the superior cohort.
dashing bat shit crazy keepsake machete stage
  02/15/22
sorry for your lots. the world needs high-middlebrow gawkere...
learning disabled rebellious pit
  02/15/22
Alpha
unhinged chapel water buffalo
  02/15/22
Kid's got talent. But poasters who have been around a while ...
Greedy alcoholic ticket booth ratface
  02/15/22
strong imagery! the $10 words are fine, but i like the pict...
Motley insanely creepy indian lodge
  02/15/22
He's creative.
dashing bat shit crazy keepsake machete stage
  02/15/22
Put him on an aggressive poasting timeline
amethyst territorial brunch turdskin
  02/15/22
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histrionic white stage
  02/15/22
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dashing bat shit crazy keepsake machete stage
  02/15/22
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Motley insanely creepy indian lodge
  02/18/22


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Date: February 15th, 2022 9:11 PM
Author: dashing bat shit crazy keepsake machete stage

I have two teachers. One is great and one is awful.

Mrs Jones sits stiff and rigid in her chair. Whenever she speaks, her saccharine voice belies the bellicose ferocity in her eyes. She has a pet cat.

Mrs Miller owns a dog. The wrinkles at her eyes are soft and worn, like her dog’s underbelly.

I like Mrs Miller.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5032953&forum_id=2#43974406)



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Date: February 15th, 2022 9:12 PM
Author: slap-happy self-absorbed twinkling uncleanness headpube

Did you teach him how to use Word’s thesaurus function or is he on the spectrum?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5032953&forum_id=2#43974413)



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Date: February 15th, 2022 9:18 PM
Author: dashing bat shit crazy keepsake machete stage

He is fascinated by words. He’s always asking Alexa for synonyms and antonyms of words.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5032953&forum_id=2#43974436)



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Date: February 15th, 2022 9:25 PM
Author: Concupiscible Ruby Coldplay Fan

if true he is a genius

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Date: February 15th, 2022 10:35 PM
Author: dashing bat shit crazy keepsake machete stage

He was tested and found to be in the superior cohort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5032953&forum_id=2#43974901)



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Date: February 15th, 2022 10:38 PM
Author: learning disabled rebellious pit

sorry for your lots. the world needs high-middlebrow gawkeresque clickbait contributors too, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5032953&forum_id=2#43974920)



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Date: February 15th, 2022 10:37 PM
Author: unhinged chapel water buffalo

Alpha

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Date: February 15th, 2022 10:40 PM
Author: Greedy alcoholic ticket booth ratface

Kid's got talent. But poasters who have been around a while know that Mrs. Miller is a face-sitter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5032953&forum_id=2#43974932)



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Date: February 15th, 2022 10:40 PM
Author: Motley insanely creepy indian lodge

strong imagery! the $10 words are fine, but i like the pictures he painted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5032953&forum_id=2#43974933)



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Date: February 15th, 2022 10:43 PM
Author: dashing bat shit crazy keepsake machete stage

He's creative.

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Date: February 15th, 2022 10:40 PM
Author: amethyst territorial brunch turdskin

Put him on an aggressive poasting timeline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5032953&forum_id=2#43974934)



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Date: February 15th, 2022 10:44 PM
Author: histrionic white stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5032953&forum_id=2#43974951)



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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:28 PM
Author: dashing bat shit crazy keepsake machete stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5032953&forum_id=2#43975185)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 10:18 PM
Author: Motley insanely creepy indian lodge



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