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Fucked TWO Asian girls in one day on a work trip last week. After-Action-Report.
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Date: February 21st, 2022 8:02 PM Author: Bateful hilarious gas station Quick two-day/night work trip to Seattle for some depositions. The plan was to fuck a new girl from Tinder each night. I used my usual strategy I've posted about many times before -- used a Tinder account with a fake name / identity / pictures. Pictures are of a guy that looks a lot like me.
Breaking up the story into multiple posts. |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 8:03 PM Author: Bateful hilarious gas station Skip to Tuesday Morning poast for pics and the good stuff (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5037344&forum_id=2#44006312) |
Date: February 21st, 2022 8:02 PM Author: Bateful hilarious gas station -----PREPARATIONS------ On the friday afternoon before my trip, I downloaded tinder and got my profile set up and set my location to Seattle. (I have a year-long Tinder Platinum subscription). The goal is to have a bunch of likes by the time I arrive in my destination city. |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 8:03 PM Author: Bateful hilarious gas station -----FLIGHT----- On the flight in I used Tinder on my laptop's browser to start messaging girls who I matched with. I had around 75 likes when I logged into the account. I liked around 35 of them back so ended up with around 35 matches. I sent them all simple messages like "Hey [NAME], how's your Monday going?" |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 8:03 PM Author: Bateful hilarious gas station -----MONDAY NIGHT------Arrived in Seattle around 6pm. Got to my hotel around 7pm. I was messaging various leads while in transit to the hotel. At first I was going to meet up with a really cute blond girl in her mid 20s from the Bay Area who was staying at a hotel downtown. She was in town interviewing for jobs but was apparently mostly just hanging around her hotel getting high. She had just gotten up from a name and invited me to come over to her hotel room and get high with her. I jumped on a quick phone call with her to make sure she was real. She said she would call me in a little bit after she showered. About 30 minutes later she texts me saying she was still too tired from her nap to hang out but that I should text her the next day. In the meantime, I was also messaging with this Asian girl, who we will call Asian #1 (or A1). I'm posting her pics here becuause I end up fucking her Tuesday morning. https://imgur.com/a/0HzIDvO After the blond girl bailed out I shifted my attention to A1. She was down to meet up and said she just needed to get ready. But when I texted her asking if she was ready, she never responded. At this point I thought the night might be a bust since I didn't want to be up too late. But a different blond girl in her mid/late 20s was down to meet up. She apparently just had a bad tinder date and wanted to salvage her night. She picks me up from my hotel in her car and we drive to her apartment a few miles away. She was a super-stressed and neurotic consultant for a Big-Consulting firm. On the car ride she just bitched about work a bunch. We get to her apartment and I figured I would definitely fuck her. She wanted to put on a movie to watch and she let me choose. I chose Canadian Bacon because it was one of the first listed on Amazon Prime. She grabbed a blanket and cuddled up with me and warned me she was tired and would probably fall asleep and that I could spend the night if I wanted. She basically fell asleep immediately. I woke her up kissing her, but she said she was too tired and just wanted to cuddle with me. I watched about 15 minutes of the movie before making another move, but she again said she was too tired. I was 99% certain I could have fucked her, but am too old for those bullshit games and just very politely got up and left. I got back to my hotel before midnight -- slightly annoyed with how the night went. |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 8:04 PM Author: Bateful hilarious gas station -----TUESDAY MORNING------ I woke up Tuesday around 8am. I didn't have to be at the depos until around noon. Shortly after waking, the Asian girl A1 texted me. She asked what happened to me last night. I told her that she ghosted on me.
(here are the pics again https://imgur.com/a/0HzIDvO )
Apparently she didn't ghost me. I just missed her text saying she was ready to meet up because of some Google Voice glitch or incompatibility with iMessage. She invited me over to her apartment and specifically said we were going to hookup. I showered, got in my suit and took an uber to her apartment. I arrive and she looks just like her pics, except a little older. She looked in her 20s in her pics, and her Tinder profile said 29, but she looked early 30s. She offers me a WhiteClaw and I accept. I also asked for a coffee. She had an accent, but I couldn't tell what kind. Maybe Filipino. We sit down on her couch and she puts one some random YouTube videos showing nice sceneries from around the world. I make my move immediately and start kissing her. She said she wanted to have some of my WhiteClaw. She takes a few sips and we get right back to hooking up. She had a very solid body, but with a kind of small and not-great ass. Great tits. After fingering her for a bit, I grab a condom from my suit jacket. At this point I'm fully naked. When I'm about to put it in her, she asks me to "lick her". I ate her out for a few minutes while I jacked off my condommed-cock until she came. I then make out with her to give her a moment to recover from her orgasm and then shove my cock in her. We fucked missionary for a while and then I got her on top of me. Did cowgirl and reverse cowgirl, with her sort of fucking me while standing up. Eventually I get her off me because the condom was starting to bunch up an a sort of uncomfortable way and I wanted to put on a new one. Before i put the condom on, she sucked my cock. She was decent at it, but I could tell she was not used to sucking cocks as big as mine. She didnt know what to do with the bottom half. After a few minutes I I start fucking her missionary again until she cums again. At this point I was getting the sense she had enough and wanted me to cum, so I came in the condom. She asks if I want breakfast and orders some breakfast sandwiches from Uber Eats. We chill out naked on her couch talking and playing with her dog until the food arrives. The breakfast sandwiches were really really good. I wanted to get going, but I could tell she wanted to fuck some more. I put on my last condom and started fucking her missionary again until she came. I wanted to get going so and I didnt want to waste all of my loads, so I just pretended to cum a second time. Before I left she asked me if I could help her retrieve some toiletries she dropped behind her bathroom sink. I used a broom to fish them out, all while still naked. Then I got dressed and gave her a $50 bill to pay for the breakfast. Took an uber back to my hotel because I forgot to shave. |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 8:05 PM Author: godawful rambunctious coffee pot blood rage fix the link (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5037344&forum_id=2#44006319) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 8:06 PM Author: Bateful hilarious gas station DONE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5037344&forum_id=2#44006323) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 8:05 PM Author: Bateful hilarious gas station -----TUESDAY NIGHT------ After I finished up with my depo for the day, I checked tinder and had a message from a new Asian girl, who we will call A2.
She invites me right over to her place for drinks and we exchange numbers. We make plans to meet at her place at 7pm. I arrive at her place a litter after 7pm with some wine and some new condoms I had to pick up on my way. She had a really well-decorated apartment that she owned with her family. She opened the wine, poured some drinks and we went to her couch to chill. She was a little bit heavier than in her pics, but only a little and still more than attractive enough. Her face was much better in person than in her pics. I really liked her face. She was 37, which is older than I usually would go for, but figured it was fine because she was Asian. I forget what she did for work, but she was Chinese-American and grew up in the Seattle suburbs. She lived in LA for years before moving back to Seattle. We talked for probably an hour at first. Good conversation. Talked a lot about her ex boyfriends. I eventually started kissing her, but she said she wasn't ready yet and wanted to drink a little more. We talked for another hour or so, but every 15 minutes or so we would make out for a few minutes. Eventually, one of the makeouts started getting more serious and she said she didnrt feel comfortable hooking up next to the living room window. So we move to her bedroom. At this point it was getting a little bit late and I was tired. Things progress quickly in the bedroom. She had great tits. She insisted on staying under the covers, which was annoying. For whatever reason, I don't recall the sex very well. We started missionary and then eventually I fucker her from behind with her lying on her stomach. It was very imtimate sex -- sort of like a married couple would have. I made her cum while reaching around and rubbbing her clit while fucking her from behind. All in the sex probably only lasted 15 minutes or less. We then cuddle in bed talking. I went on a sort of autistic rant about demographics and how every race on earth "conquered" the land from some other group that was there before them and so it was ridiculous for anyone group to criticize another for stealing their land. I forget how it came up, but I used Taiwan as an example because she was Taiwanese. Once my rant was over, I figured it was time to get going. I got dressed, left, and went to a nearby 711 since I was hungry. I got a premade sandwich and ate it while I waited for my uber. I forget what time it was by this point, but I think I made it back to my hotel before midnight.
----CONCLUSION----Overall, good trip. Annoying how the first night turned out, but I was able to make up for it, so i'm happy with the overall results. |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 8:06 PM Author: honey-headed crawly chapel You must not be very attractive/tall/confident. I do this exact thing but just install it and an hour later can be fucking something solid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5037344&forum_id=2#44006321) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 8:07 PM Author: Bateful hilarious gas station Meeting up for sex is much harder than meeting a girl for a normal date. Could have met hotter / younger girls for just a normal drink that probably would have lead to sex. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5037344&forum_id=2#44006327) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 8:11 PM Author: honey-headed crawly chapel Nah I’m just talking about fucking. No need for even going out for drinks. And just by the amount of effort you put into this it’s obvious you’re a nerd Phenotype. |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 8:12 PM Author: Bateful hilarious gas station How was this a lot of effort?
6'0" White Chad (with severe autism) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 9:00 PM Author: hyperventilating bat shit crazy shitlib crotch lol fleshlight you pathetic gook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5037344&forum_id=2#44006647) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 11:05 PM Author: Bateful hilarious gas station Yo confuse my autistic way of communicating with ESL. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5037344&forum_id=2#44007382) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 8:11 PM Author: mind-boggling irate pozpig led (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5037344&forum_id=2#44006352) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 8:09 PM Author: cobalt wonderful rigpig woah, congrats on having sex, chief (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5037344&forum_id=2#44006338) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 8:18 PM Author: Bateful hilarious gas station Thanks brej.
These were my 83rd and 84th females for sexing |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 8:21 PM Author: Bateful hilarious gas station And my 22nd and 23rd Asians (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5037344&forum_id=2#44006400) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 8:22 PM Author: white bipolar faggotry doctorate lol u are a fucking loser (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5037344&forum_id=2#44006406) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 8:26 PM Author: Bateful hilarious gas station I have a SPREADSHEET because I'm AUTISTIC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5037344&forum_id=2#44006425) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 9:31 PM Author: godawful rambunctious coffee pot blood rage nice bro
i hit the 80s digits in fucking grad school and didnt lose my virginity till 19 lmao
mazel |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 8:25 PM Author: aromatic obsidian address incel Wow. Well done. Appreciate the detailed AAR; I will incorporate the lessons learned here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5037344&forum_id=2#44006421) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 8:31 PM Author: Bateful hilarious gas station What lessons in particular? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5037344&forum_id=2#44006451) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 8:31 PM Author: Arrogant trip queen of the night hall tyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5037344&forum_id=2#44006452) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 8:42 PM Author: Bateful hilarious gas station ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5037344&forum_id=2#44006511) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 8:35 PM Author: Bateful hilarious gas station Also worth noting that it could have been THREE girls in 24 hours if I stayed at the blond girls appartment and stayed up to fuck her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5037344&forum_id=2#44006471) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 8:47 PM Author: Slimy School Cafeteria Dysfunction Solid work. Solid write up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5037344&forum_id=2#44006561) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 9:24 PM Author: vivacious balding mediation mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5037344&forum_id=2#44006811) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 8:48 PM Author: Demanding low-t bawdyhouse Fake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5037344&forum_id=2#44006568) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 8:53 PM Author: Bateful hilarious gas station Forgot to say, no flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5037344&forum_id=2#44006606) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 9:00 PM Author: Bateful hilarious gas station Soryy brejs. Deleted photos (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5037344&forum_id=2#44006648) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 9:22 PM Author: Nofapping buff mad-dog skullcap stage poast pics again briefly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5037344&forum_id=2#44006794) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 9:39 PM Author: provocative twinkling volcanic crater it was a busted 37 year old chink, youre not missing out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5037344&forum_id=2#44006905) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 9:45 PM Author: godawful rambunctious coffee pot blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5037344&forum_id=2#44006938) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 8:39 PM Author: Bateful hilarious gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5037344&forum_id=2#44012901) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:03 PM Author: Duck-like mint whorehouse I really appreciate the level of autism needed to create these (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5037344&forum_id=2#44013073) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:04 PM Author: Bateful hilarious gas station What's better is now an autist like myself is able to slam so much poon so easily off of Tinder despite my crippling autism. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5037344&forum_id=2#44013085) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 9:31 PM Author: grizzly temple How many girls have you fucked since getting married? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5037344&forum_id=2#44006846) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 11:00 PM Author: Bateful hilarious gas station Don't have my spreadsheet open. Probably around 30. And around 60 since we started dating. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5037344&forum_id=2#44007353) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 9:33 PM Author: Vermilion yapping property main people Post the pix (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5037344&forum_id=2#44006865) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 9:35 PM Author: Excitant ruddy forum Fake. Links don't work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5037344&forum_id=2#44006872) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:45 AM Author: Bateful hilarious gas station I might repost around 8pm tonight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5037344&forum_id=2#44009562) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 9:36 PM Author: godawful rambunctious coffee pot blood rage 37 yr old taiwan one looks dreaful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5037344&forum_id=2#44006879) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 9:45 PM Author: godawful rambunctious coffee pot blood rage dude just get an escort next time so much wasted time and less 40 yr old asians (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5037344&forum_id=2#44006941) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 9:57 PM Author: Scarlet motley reading party "used pics of a guy that looks like me"
lol wut? how do the girls not notice? |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 10:00 PM Author: nudist stimulating sound barrier b/c this is a story of what he wishes would happen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5037344&forum_id=2#44007013) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 10:53 PM Author: Bateful hilarious gas station I've used this strategy with like 50 girls (more if you include the ones I met up with and never fucked) and not a single one ever mentioned anything about me looking different than my photos. Blows my mind.
I'm also art and unmatch with then right before I meet them in person so they can't go back and compare. |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 9:58 PM Author: dead tattoo How does your wife not catch you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5037344&forum_id=2#44007006) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 10:54 PM Author: Bateful hilarious gas station How would she?
I use a fake tinder account. Fake identity. Google voice number attached to a burner email. Only do it on work trips. Now adays good with condoms.
Plus I often don't even go to bars to meet up first, so no chances of random people seeing me.
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Date: February 21st, 2022 11:00 PM Author: anal charcoal piazza lol at you licking the gash of some app slore you just met (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5037344&forum_id=2#44007352) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 11:06 PM Author: Bateful hilarious gas station Yeah. And let's keep it real. She is probably fucking a lot of guys off of Tinder. Probably not with a condom.
That said, I do love eating pussy. |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 12:06 AM Author: godawful rambunctious coffee pot blood rage fucking disgusting faggot level shit man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5037344&forum_id=2#44007600) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 1:10 AM Author: Multi-colored snowy set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5037344&forum_id=2#44007793) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:39 AM Author: Bateful hilarious gas station Never said I wasn't gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5037344&forum_id=2#44009512) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 11:25 PM Author: Mustard center flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5037344&forum_id=2#44007447) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 11:26 PM Author: Bateful hilarious gas station Not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5037344&forum_id=2#44007450) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 6:56 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle bearded house great thread fleshlight. repost the pics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5037344&forum_id=2#44012163) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 8:22 PM Author: Bateful hilarious gas station OK
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 10:59 PM Author: Bateful hilarious gas station Sorry brej. Deleted photos again. Probably won't repoas (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5037344&forum_id=2#44013895) |