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Shitlib writes essay about teaching 12 y/o son to jerk off

https://slate.com/human-interest/2022/04/how-to-talk-to-a-te...
Know-it-all national prole
  04/15/22
https://compote.slate.com/images/a7a53809-dbbf-427f-99bc-5c0...
Mauve bateful heaven
  04/15/22
(Bob Getty)
Topaz costumed jap school
  04/15/22
“My son reached seventh grade last September. When he ...
twinkling people who are hurt
  04/15/22
"At 12, he’s yet to announce what kind of person ...
razzle-dazzle potus gas station
  04/15/22
I had to stop reading. It was pedo literotica.
twinkling people who are hurt
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opaque den
  04/15/22
I don't see law enforcement not becoming involved. Kid's tea...
startled white space
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Slap-happy Dark Market
  04/15/22
“I’m not sure what turns me on.” Bull-f...
Mauve bateful heaven
  04/15/22
lmao @ the existence of some sex comedy show called Pen15 ai...
Bright becky
  04/15/22
if the kid looks anything like his dad it will be a skill he...
Vigorous Trailer Park
  04/15/22
gee i wonder why libs are so pissy about groomer memes?
Navy Philosopher-king
  04/15/22
And if anyone can spot a pedo relative it’s….
high-end theater stage scourge upon the earth
  04/15/22
Wtf libs?
Rose bat shit crazy spot
  04/15/22
I’m not reading this but was the uncle spaceporn?
pontificating disgusting lay ratface
  04/15/22
Uncle Spaceporn: "12? Aren't you a little old for this?...
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Math Professors Anxious
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not gonna read but I’d lol at libs if I wasn’t s...
plum kitchen pozpig
  04/15/22
You voted for this
bearded fishy forum doctorate
  04/15/22
what kind of family dynamic is it where a son asks his dad s...
Excitant house
  04/15/22
I was discussing this on xo years ago. http://www.autoa...
startled white space
  04/15/22
This seems a little too inflammatory to have been published ...
startled white space
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BRIAN GRESKO Brian Gresko is a widely published writer base...
startled white space
  04/15/22
When I First Held You: 22 Critically Acclaimed Writers Talk ...
startled white space
  04/15/22
94 comments, all negative. This is a fucking op
startled white space
  04/15/22
never saw this coming
Flatulent cyan base
  04/15/22
https://twitter.com/briangresko/status/972157782433595393?s=...
twinkling people who are hurt
  04/15/22
This guy is a not real, he’s an AI output of the gay f...
high-end theater stage scourge upon the earth
  04/15/22
Hypo: This is real, and you are this dood's lawyer. He didn'...
startled white space
  04/15/22
I give him a version of this speech: https://m.youtube.co...
high-end theater stage scourge upon the earth
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Bad answer. EDIT: That happens, but at a much later stage...
startled white space
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Date: April 15th, 2022 7:35 PM
Author: Know-it-all national prole

https://slate.com/human-interest/2022/04/how-to-talk-to-a-teenager-about-masturbation.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348473)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:06 PM
Author: Mauve bateful heaven

https://compote.slate.com/images/a7a53809-dbbf-427f-99bc-5c01117aa761.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348654)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:53 PM
Author: Topaz costumed jap school

(Bob Getty)

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Date: April 15th, 2022 7:38 PM
Author: twinkling people who are hurt

“My son reached seventh grade last September. When he was full of questions about masturbation— When do people start doing it? How do you do it? What’s an orgasm like?—we phoned a longtime friend he calls his “uncle.” “If anyone knows about tween masturbation, it’s your uncle,” I told him. “He was obsessed, and did it all the time.”

On speaker phone, his uncle said that was indeed true. Then he answered my son’s questions and explained that it’s OK to feel all sorts of things while masturbating.”

The pedo “uncle” was probably jerking off the whole conversation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348497)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 7:44 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle potus gas station

"At 12, he’s yet to announce what kind of person excites him and said as much directly: “I’m not sure what turns me on.”

I reminded him of how two of his favorite TV characters, Maya from Pen15 and Andrew in Big Mouth, experience desire not just for other people, but in an abstract way too, with toys or even by fantasizing about a tomato, or a pillow, or themselves. "

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348530)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:01 PM
Author: twinkling people who are hurt

I had to stop reading. It was pedo literotica.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348629)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:05 PM
Author: opaque den



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:54 PM
Author: startled white space

I don't see law enforcement not becoming involved. Kid's teachers and classmates and classmates' parents will read this. You could falsely accuse the dad of rape and prolly get a conviction if this is admissible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349331)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:47 PM
Author: Slap-happy Dark Market



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:06 PM
Author: Mauve bateful heaven

“I’m not sure what turns me on.”

Bull-fucking-shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348658)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:57 PM
Author: Bright becky

lmao @ the existence of some sex comedy show called Pen15 aimed at kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349338)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:06 PM
Author: Vigorous Trailer Park

if the kid looks anything like his dad it will be a skill he needs https://images.app.goo.gl/V3JDeXjHoMPHvgZ5A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348657)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:08 PM
Author: Navy Philosopher-king

gee i wonder why libs are so pissy about groomer memes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348662)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:58 PM
Author: high-end theater stage scourge upon the earth

And if anyone can spot a pedo relative it’s….

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349637)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:08 PM
Author: Rose bat shit crazy spot

Wtf libs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348661)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:24 PM
Author: pontificating disgusting lay ratface

I’m not reading this but was the uncle spaceporn?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348740)



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Date: October 15th, 2026 8:44 PM
Author: containment-escapee frontier model

Uncle Spaceporn: "12? Aren't you a little old for this?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#50191504)



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Date: October 15th, 2026 8:45 PM
Author: Math Professors Anxious



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#50191505)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:16 PM
Author: plum kitchen pozpig

not gonna read but I’d lol at libs if I wasn’t so scared they're trying to rape my kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349116)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:19 PM
Author: bearded fishy forum doctorate

You voted for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349137)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: Excitant house

what kind of family dynamic is it where a son asks his dad so many questions about whacking off? if my dad ever broached the subject with me, i probably would have stabbed myself in the ear with a pencil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349204)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:45 PM
Author: startled white space

I was discussing this on xo years ago.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987879&forum_id=2#40527671

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349290)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:33 PM
Author: startled white space

This seems a little too inflammatory to have been published the way it was, when it was. Almost subversively so. I wonder if someone at Slate staged it by inducing this massive pedo fag to write his confession under the rubric of "I can get you published on Slate!" The pedo already has the article linked on his web site

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349231)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:38 PM
Author: startled white space

BRIAN GRESKO

Brian Gresko is a widely published writer based in Brooklyn. He co-runs Pete’s Reading Series, Brooklyn’s longest-running literary venue

https://slate.com/author/brian-gresko

Ok so where is he widely published? It can't be Slate because there are no links there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349254)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: startled white space

When I First Held You: 22 Critically Acclaimed Writers Talk About the Triumphs, Challenges, and Transformative Experience of Fatherhood https://www.amazon.com/dp/0425269248/ref=cm_sw_r_awdo_J0PWF5YY0XRCED2SM0BC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349267)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:50 PM
Author: startled white space

94 comments, all negative. This is a fucking op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349307)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:01 PM
Author: Flatulent cyan base

never saw this coming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349355)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:45 PM
Author: twinkling people who are hurt

https://twitter.com/briangresko/status/972157782433595393?s=20&t=WOBZa69s1dcY1WS0RCQlgQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349563)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:59 PM
Author: high-end theater stage scourge upon the earth

This guy is a not real, he’s an AI output of the gay face analyzer and this article is a work (against America by satan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349643)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:01 PM
Author: startled white space

Hypo: This is real, and you are this dood's lawyer. He didn't tell you before he did it. You just found out about it ITT.*

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*this is not unlike working for the govt sometimes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349653)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: high-end theater stage scourge upon the earth

I give him a version of this speech:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zz3PhWFhA3I



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349665)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: startled white space

Bad answer.

EDIT: That happens, but at a much later stage. Right now it's not your first priority. Also it's best if someone else delivers those lines, though you may be the one who writes them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349668)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:01 PM
Author: translucent irradiated address gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349656)



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Date: April 16th, 2022 8:04 PM
Author: twinkling people who are hurt



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Date: April 16th, 2022 10:18 PM
Author: high-end theater stage scourge upon the earth



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Date: October 15th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: Math Professors Anxious



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#50191482)