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Just realized George Michael - Father Figure is about “grooming”

Somehow this flew under the radar… I will be your ...
Duck-like razzle-dazzle indian lodge depressive
  11/22/23
was ok till the lyric, "put your tiny hand in mine"...
Rose shrine filthpig
  11/22/23
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unhinged jap
  09/30/25
"Be your daddy, woahooo, I will be yours"
Lemon Den Round Eye
  11/22/23
I will be your teacher, preacher Anything you had in mind
cobalt mexican
  11/22/23
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Duck-like razzle-dazzle indian lodge depressive
  12/04/23
Holy fuck
Deranged center brethren
  11/22/23
it's insane that millions of women legit believed he was str...
Sable cowardly antidepressant drug
  11/22/23
Bill Hicks knew https://youtu.be/jZi4vz26psI?si=bzIdmbmX...
Duck-like razzle-dazzle indian lodge depressive
  11/22/23
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https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK
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olive costumed set
  11/23/23
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olive costumed set
  04/28/24
Women are 180
wonderful public bath degenerate
  12/15/24
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Situational Awareness Bear
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Amber sexy really tough guy background story
  12/15/24
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Duck-like razzle-dazzle indian lodge depressive
  11/23/23
I will be the one who shitpoasts Till The End Of...
cobalt mexican
  11/23/23
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Duck-like razzle-dazzle indian lodge depressive
  11/23/23
wrong. it's about pure love. "George Michael didn't ev...
irradiated sepia address
  11/23/23
"In the song, George is searching for something "s...
irradiated sepia address
  11/23/23
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irradiated sepia address
  11/26/23
I remember how big the song was as a kid. In 1988, nobody wa...
Floppy burgundy space
  11/26/23
the 11 yo boy thought as he looked down at his small hands
irradiated sepia address
  11/26/23
I'm 100% cynical now, but not when I was 8. I didn't even im...
Floppy burgundy space
  11/26/23
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Duck-like razzle-dazzle indian lodge depressive
  11/29/23
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cobalt mexican
  12/15/24
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Lemon Den Round Eye
  09/30/25
Adam Carolla has a great bit about how Freddie Mercury was b...
Comical Forum Community Account
  04/28/24
180 song
doobsian spruce institution gunner
  12/04/23
He gets writing credit but there’s no way he wrote the...
Duck-like razzle-dazzle indian lodge depressive
  12/04/23
is he not good at melody or something? he's got some grea...
doobsian spruce institution gunner
  12/04/23
he was purely a producer driven act
Duck-like razzle-dazzle indian lodge depressive
  12/04/23
WTF dude was talented as fuck
bateful chest-beating stead
  12/15/24
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Duck-like razzle-dazzle indian lodge depressive
  12/19/23


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Date: November 22nd, 2023 3:26 PM
Author: Duck-like razzle-dazzle indian lodge depressive

Somehow this flew under the radar…

I will be your father figure

Put your tiny hand in mine

I will be your preacher teacher

Anything you have in mind

I will be your father figure

I have had enough of crime

I will be the one who loves you 'til the end of time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47087128)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 3:31 PM
Author: Rose shrine filthpig

was ok till the lyric, "put your tiny hand in mine" when I blurted out, "WHat the what, your what in WHAAAA?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47087159)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: unhinged jap



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 3:33 PM
Author: Lemon Den Round Eye

"Be your daddy, woahooo, I will be yours"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47087169)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: cobalt mexican

I will be your teacher, preacher

Anything you had in mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47087285)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 8:52 AM
Author: Duck-like razzle-dazzle indian lodge depressive



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Deranged center brethren

Holy fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47087290)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Sable cowardly antidepressant drug

it's insane that millions of women legit believed he was straight for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47087294)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:04 PM
Author: Duck-like razzle-dazzle indian lodge depressive

Bill Hicks knew

https://youtu.be/jZi4vz26psI?si=bzIdmbmXn31qBbm5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47087300)



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Date: August 9th, 2026 1:10 AM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK




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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:48 AM
Author: olive costumed set



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Date: April 28th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: olive costumed set



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: wonderful public bath degenerate

Women are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#48452737)



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Date: August 9th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: Situational Awareness Bear



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:19 PM
Author: Amber sexy really tough guy background story



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 9:36 AM
Author: Duck-like razzle-dazzle indian lodge depressive



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:24 AM
Author: cobalt mexican

I will be the one who shitpoasts

Till

The

End

Of

Time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47089535)



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 11:45 AM
Author: Duck-like razzle-dazzle indian lodge depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47089804)



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:55 AM
Author: irradiated sepia address

wrong. it's about pure love.

"George Michael didn't ever specifically reveal what 'Father Figure' was about, but a lot can be gleaned from its lyrics. A love song, it features the narrator desperately wanting to be in a close and sexual relationship with someone they admire, and to also look after and be their 'father figure' of some kind."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47089621)



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:57 AM
Author: irradiated sepia address

"In the song, George is searching for something "sacred" in a sexual partner, and hopes that it will protect both of them.

He also mentions something illegal, either literally or in the minds of others, singing “I have had enough of crime and "Sometimes love can be mistaken for a crime.” This potentially alludes to the general feeling towards gay people back in the 1980s, plus gay relationships were still illegal in many parts of the world (and still is).

The line “Put your tiny hand in mine" is particularly controversial. George was only 24 at the time, but he had a masculine image that made him seem far more mature than he was.

Whoever he was singing to, he wants to play the father or "teacher" role and act out the figure that Princess Diana and other women, men and young fans wanted him to be. He wanted to be their protector."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47089627)



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:03 PM
Author: irradiated sepia address



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:19 PM
Author: Floppy burgundy space

I remember how big the song was as a kid. In 1988, nobody was even really considering the possibility he was gay. It really was a simpler, better time. I assumed "put your tiny hand in mine" was because it was a girl with naturally smaller hands than his.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47102601)



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:22 PM
Author: irradiated sepia address

the 11 yo boy thought as he looked down at his small hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47102616)



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:23 PM
Author: Floppy burgundy space

I'm 100% cynical now, but not when I was 8. I didn't even imagine it could be about a kid or a man. Simpler times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47102621)



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Date: November 29th, 2023 9:50 AM
Author: Duck-like razzle-dazzle indian lodge depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47112081)



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: cobalt mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#48452730)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: Lemon Den Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#49315203)



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Date: April 28th, 2024 10:28 PM
Author: Comical Forum Community Account

Adam Carolla has a great bit about how Freddie Mercury was basically screaming that he was gay in the 80s but everyone kept thinking "I bet he gets a ton of chicks"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmJHsmzTUug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47616759)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 8:55 AM
Author: doobsian spruce institution gunner

180 song

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47130852)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: Duck-like razzle-dazzle indian lodge depressive

He gets writing credit but there’s no way he wrote the melody. Some producer created that song

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47131312)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: doobsian spruce institution gunner

is he not good at melody or something?

he's got some great songs. One More try is another 1800

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47131320)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: Duck-like razzle-dazzle indian lodge depressive

he was purely a producer driven act

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47131380)



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: bateful chest-beating stead

WTF dude was talented as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#48452738)



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Date: December 19th, 2023 10:11 AM
Author: Duck-like razzle-dazzle indian lodge depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47187760)