The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
|
 |
 
|
"Hurr Durr I'm a Lawyer who posts advice BTW what's an ad damnum?"
Poast new message in this thread
Date: October 31st, 2024 4:24 PM Author: concupiscible zippy piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622001&forum_id=2#48264569) |
Date: October 31st, 2024 4:24 PM Author: Light slimy mother tank you suck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622001&forum_id=2#48264570) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 4:27 PM Author: Tantric whorehouse hurr durr i'm going to vitriolically pretend to solicit advice from internet strangers that hate my fucking guts so i can mock them once it's clear how thoroughly stupid and incompetent everyone is in comparison to me. i have no doubt this will be the result, for i am brilliant. gee spaceporn, i wonder why you come across as so thoroughly contemptible. |
 |
Date: October 31st, 2024 4:28 PM Author: concupiscible zippy piazza lol you idiot .. thats not what my primary motivation for posting was ... but its amusing that thats what you think, dummy. just how insecure are you bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622001&forum_id=2#48264595) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 4:29 PM Author: Light slimy mother tank you have a tiny penis and ruined your life to overcompensate for it by becoming a shitlawyer who tries to bully others with bad legal theories. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622001&forum_id=2#48264600) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 4:30 PM Author: concupiscible zippy piazza you are schizophrenic and bother people online. No friends no woman no family no job nothing to fill your time or your life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622001&forum_id=2#48264612) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 4:32 PM Author: Light slimy mother tank This is more about you, and why everyone dislikes you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622001&forum_id=2#48264620) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 4:33 PM Author: concupiscible zippy piazza you sound like a middle schooler who is online. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622001&forum_id=2#48264635) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 4:34 PM Author: Light slimy mother tank No need to lash out. Just stop overcompensating for your tiny penis by trying to bully people with bad legal theories. It's ok to admit you made a terrible mistake in choosing a career based on your need to overcompensate. People here wouldn't make fun of you constantly if you stopped. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622001&forum_id=2#48264643) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 4:37 PM Author: concupiscible zippy piazza Would you say your posting online constitutes your career? it seems to be the closest thing youve got to that. Maybe you draw things and try to sell them or something schizo like that while you draw disability who knows (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622001&forum_id=2#48264655) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 4:38 PM Author: Light slimy mother tank Try to calm down and consider that people don't care that your penis is tiny. They care that you over compensate for it by trying to act like a bully. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622001&forum_id=2#48264658) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 4:40 PM Author: concupiscible zippy piazza i have a wife who likes it just fine, as did several other women before her. How are you doing in that department my man? Cut your hair yet? |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 4:40 PM Author: Light slimy mother tank that's my point. No one cares. You don't have to be a macho man bully all the time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622001&forum_id=2#48264675) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 4:42 PM Author: concupiscible zippy piazza All i do on here is defend myself. if you get triggered because i defend myself against garbage then i dont know what to tell you. But what i dont do is bully others. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622001&forum_id=2#48264682) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 4:43 PM Author: Light slimy mother tank You have a victim complex. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622001&forum_id=2#48264689) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 4:44 PM Author: concupiscible zippy piazza i am a victim here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622001&forum_id=2#48264696) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 4:46 PM Author: Light slimy mother tank Then leave (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622001&forum_id=2#48264706) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 4:46 PM Author: Tantric whorehouse You do it to yourself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622001&forum_id=2#48264707) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 5:00 PM Author: concupiscible zippy piazza nope (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622001&forum_id=2#48264770) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 4:29 PM Author: Tantric whorehouse enlighten me. what was your primary motivation? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622001&forum_id=2#48264604) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 4:33 PM Author: rose stead humiliation kink. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622001&forum_id=2#48264634) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 4:36 PM Author: concupiscible zippy piazza You dont have a wife or a kid or own a home despite being a grown ass man and you megapost here all day and solicit sex with trannies but deny your homosexuality and have a dependency on drugs and are employed because of Peter Thiel. HTH. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622001&forum_id=2#48264650) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 4:37 PM Author: Light slimy mother tank This is what we're all talking about (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622001&forum_id=2#48264651) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 4:37 PM Author: rose stead i'm employed by peter thiel but don't own a home? do you think i'm his gardener or something? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622001&forum_id=2#48264653) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 4:39 PM Author: irradiated mad-dog skullcap peter thiel's gakked gardener tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622001&forum_id=2#48264659) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 4:39 PM Author: Tantric whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622001&forum_id=2#48264664) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 4:40 PM Author: rose stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622001&forum_id=2#48264673) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 4:41 PM Author: concupiscible zippy piazza Im willing to acknowledge you probably own real estate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622001&forum_id=2#48264677) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 4:43 PM Author: rose stead how many more facts on your doobsian spreadsheet do you need before you identify me as another asian hr attorney from atlanta? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622001&forum_id=2#48264688) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 4:44 PM Author: concupiscible zippy piazza link? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622001&forum_id=2#48264697) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 4:47 PM Author: rose stead https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5588572&mc=32&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622001&forum_id=2#48264710) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 5:00 PM Author: concupiscible zippy piazza see why thats not on point? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622001&forum_id=2#48264769) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 5:01 PM Author: Wonderful Generalized Bond cr, you were in on that joke the whole time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622001&forum_id=2#48264776) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 5:03 PM Author: concupiscible zippy piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622001&forum_id=2#48264786) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 4:36 PM Author: Indecent doobsian base therapy Every jurisdiction is different. I get a complaint filed in California and it looks weird as hell. I send a complaint that I filed in my state to co-counsel in Arizona and they might think it looks weird as hell. I have been litigating for well over a decade and have never used the term Ad Damnum. Never seen other lawyers use it either. Maybe because I practice in business litigation area, not PI or medmal. But it seems that I am not alone in not recognizing the term. |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 4:39 PM Author: concupiscible zippy piazza yeah i was just fucking around w this thread. your take earlier was helpful so i wasnt coming after you particularly. most of the lawyers here are doing niche business litigation if they litigate at all.
|
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 4:48 PM Author: Wonderful Generalized Bond i like that you think this is some sort of insult. we're all making a ton of money and you're a barely-middle-class loser in a practice area is nearly bottom-of-the-barrel.
but we aren't "real lawyers"! |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 4:50 PM Author: rose stead *increases ad damnum in bar query* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622001&forum_id=2#48264722) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 4:55 PM Author: Wonderful Generalized Bond oh god oh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622001&forum_id=2#48264745) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 5:01 PM Author: concupiscible zippy piazza you are a terrible lawyer bro
If I make $500K in 2025 would that mean I'm a good lawyer? If I make $45K in 2025 would that mean I'm a bad lawyer?
Moronic.
|
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 5:08 PM Author: rose stead good point.
a lawyer isn't defined by how much money they make. or their practice area. or their career success. or whether they make partner. or whether they bring in business. or whether they win cases. or whether they need help with 1L diversity jx hypos.
i lawyer is defined by... uh, idk... but spaceporn is the best lawyer on this bort you fucking fags!!! |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 5:10 PM Author: concupiscible zippy piazza you just cant help yourself can you
|
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 5:11 PM Author: Wonderful Generalized Bond actually, didn't he say that his shitty salary indicates that he is a very high-quality lawyer? maybe i'm remembering that wrong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622001&forum_id=2#48264818) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 5:15 PM Author: rose stead yes lol.
his theory was that shitlaw kings *must* roll the dice on starting their own firm whereas smart people like him can become comfortable wagecucks.
of course, this only applies to shitlawyers i.e. REAL lawyers. people that wagecuck for biglaw or corporations or whatever that get paid significantly more are also stupider than him because they aren't REAL lawyers.
if you think this "heads a win, tails you lose" thinking where no matter what being a 20th year shitlaw associate = smartest guy in the room is specious reasoning, that's only because you don't have the IQ to go toe-to-toe with the smartest and best lawyer on xoxo: spaceporn! |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 5:16 PM Author: Wonderful Generalized Bond (shitty lawyer) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622001&forum_id=2#48264840) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 5:17 PM Author: concupiscible zippy piazza its not "yes lol" you dumb cunt. IT's "no lol"
even your first line is fucked up |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 5:16 PM Author: concupiscible zippy piazza no but that would be a 180 post for the board. people on here are genuinely terrible human beings. money grubbers their whole lives, and they measure their value far too much based on what they make, what they have in the bank. its literally a golden calf here--the reasoning being that making money must mean I'm good at what i do. so even though one has moronic hot takes about the actual practice of law, for example, or that one doesnt give a thought to improving the world in some respect, none of that matters because its all in the income.
that may be the view of a lot of really terrible sick people in the world, and its definitely present here in abundance--this place is a little roadside temple to that whole mindset--brimming with psychopathy and mental illness and spite.
hope that helps--nippon there's some content for you. watch the terrible humans here try to tear me down for this post even though im on track to clear $500K next year as a shareholder. |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 5:19 PM Author: Wonderful Generalized Bond if you were good at what you do, you'd make more money in exchange for it.
you aren't working at a nonprofit. you have also talked reams of shit about your minority (!) clients here for years (or, i should say you did because you stopped that once you were outed and got confronted with that). so you aren't doing this to help people.
it's fine, not everyone needs to be a great success. in terms of your career, you are a mediocrity. a bit worse, actually, because i'd say your outcome was a bit worse than average.
but who cares, really. i'm sure you make at least $200k and you live in a low COL area. you have family, friends etc. work isn't that big a deal. you live in a nicer house than i do, also. |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 5:21 PM Author: concupiscible zippy piazza nonresponsive and in fact contrary to my point
Just how much do you think a PI atty makes on average in my town? and where do you think i stand in relation to that? and why do you think i make as little at $200K? i make more than that right now bro, and thats before allocations change in 2025 |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 5:23 PM Author: rose stead cr.
and to be clear, i don't judge people on their income in general. it's just because he arrogantly claims he's the smartest and most talented lawyer here when he's (1) a career failure and (2) very stupid (see his diversity jx question). |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 5:25 PM Author: concupiscible zippy piazza your projection is fucking AWFUL. you need to see a shrink and get your homosexuality out in the open. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622001&forum_id=2#48264888) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 5:49 PM Author: rose stead at least the asian male i have sex with is an adult, not my ward, and wears a dress voluntarily. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622001&forum_id=2#48264980) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 5:26 PM Author: Tantric whorehouse You’ve tried to mock me for my poverty more than a few times when you're cycling through insults. You can’t expect anyone to sympathize with you (which I have to imagine you desperately want, or else you wouldn’t bitch so much about how you’re treated) if you play the ‘more money = better than’ card when it behooves you and cry about the nobility of your lack of concern with mere money when wealthier people mock you. Get fucked you hypocritical, sanctimonious piece of shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622001&forum_id=2#48264894) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 5:27 PM Author: concupiscible zippy piazza i only defend myself. here thats all i do. ask yourself what you were doing to fuck w me first. stalking me in conjunction with gunnerattt on here? Attacking me about anything whenever you think you can get some absurd thing in?
I know you cant recall because your brain is now in chunks so you dont have any self awareness and it gets worse with every seizure but try your best. consider it like crossword puzzles--good for your brain. |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 5:28 PM Author: Light slimy mother tank lmao. someone calling you dumb on the computer is "fucking with" you. Your skin is simply too thin. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622001&forum_id=2#48264904) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 5:29 PM Author: concupiscible zippy piazza you are genuinely really fucked up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622001&forum_id=2#48264910) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 5:30 PM Author: Tantric whorehouse So your argument is that every bad thing you've said, either in content or manner, is motivated solely by self-defense, and no bad thing that's been said about/or against you is malicious (or in some other way never falls under self-defense). does it seem plausible to you that anyone anywhere is never at fault? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622001&forum_id=2#48264912) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 5:32 PM Author: rose stead this is exactly what lex is talking about. you also justify your bullshit because people make fun of you because of your ailment. but you attack lex's at every opportunity.
you attack everyone for everything. you try to out everyone you can. you're a miserable piece of shit that attacks everyone. you're not the victim. |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 5:39 PM Author: Light slimy mother tank our guy spaceporn doesnt understand that he uses other people to grind axes unrelated to those people. truly remarkable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622001&forum_id=2#48264950) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 7:27 PM Author: Wonderful Generalized Bond He’s a fat loser with a busted wife and a shit job. Graduated from a top law school and found a way to fail. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622001&forum_id=2#48265308) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 11:17 PM Author: concupiscible zippy piazza Let’s not talk about “busted” wives pal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622001&forum_id=2#48266173) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 11:20 PM Author: rose stead don't talk about zurich's wife that way! she's a beautiful woman with the patience of a saint! zurich is emotionally abusive and forced her to cut off communication with me, but i forgive her, because i know someday she'll come back to me... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622001&forum_id=2#48266181) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 5:33 PM Author: Tantric whorehouse note that before i responded, this post only read "i only defend myself. here thats all i do. ask yourself what you were doing to fuck w me first." thanks for illustrating my points about your moral character with the ad hominem about my medical trauma in 2023. again, it should be clear to all that you are always the victim. any time you might seem morally dubious or even black-hearted is just illusory. if a neutral bystander understood just how wrongly maligned you've been, it would be unambiguously clear that this is all done in justified self-defense. btw, we should all know that you don't care what degenerate xo'ers think, because everyone but you here is evil. |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 4:47 PM Author: Wonderful Generalized Bond OP how's ur frontbutt, brother? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622001&forum_id=2#48264708) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 5:00 PM Author: irradiated mad-dog skullcap 180 moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622001&forum_id=2#48264772) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 7:28 PM Author: Wonderful Generalized Bond Ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622001&forum_id=2#48265311) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 5:02 PM Author: concupiscible zippy piazza my BMI is lower than yours. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622001&forum_id=2#48264782) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 5:12 PM Author: Wonderful Generalized Bond are you referring to the photo of me and the dog? or that other one with my daughter and me? i've lost 135 lbs since then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622001&forum_id=2#48264821) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 11:13 PM Author: magical messiness I've heard the term, but I wouldn't fault anyone for not knowing it. I don't think I have ever heard the term used in practice. Maybe a law professor said what it was once. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622001&forum_id=2#48266159) |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 11:22 PM Author: concupiscible zippy piazza Yeah it’s not that big a deal. I think the real question is would you fault someone for using it in a different jurisdiction than you? |
|
Date: October 31st, 2024 11:27 PM Author: magical messiness I would never fault an xo poaster for any legal opinions. Everyone here is extremely bright. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622001&forum_id=2#48266197) |
|
Date: November 1st, 2024 9:18 AM Author: Wonderful Generalized Bond not spaceporn, he's dumb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622001&forum_id=2#48267065) |
|
Date: November 1st, 2024 8:53 AM Author: soul-stirring bespoke gay wizard headpube ad damn if I know (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5622001&forum_id=2#48267017) |