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Valedictorian with 1580 SAT only gets into UMass

https://x.com/deedydas/status/1906898551273337209?t=4x_3-N-U...
Charismatic Lodge Organic Girlfriend
  04/01/25
with a 1580 the dood should be smart enough to not go out of...
Supple son of senegal fanboi
  04/01/25
gotta go back to asia man
Maize Reading Party
  04/01/25
if he did research for a BU prof and didn't even get in ther...
Deranged kitty cat senate
  04/01/25
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Autistic Sadistic Base
  04/01/25
i don't think anyone takes 18 AP tests.
Opaque Lay Police Squad
  04/01/25
i dont think there *are* 18 ap tests
Supple son of senegal fanboi
  04/01/25
And the Dad played football at North Alabama-- i.e., my son ...
Autistic Sadistic Base
  04/01/25
umass is a great school!
tripping pit
  04/01/25
Any man would be proud to be the dad of a UMass scholar.
Vivacious infuriating place of business office
  04/02/25
Ivy League or similarly prestigious school (Boston Universit...
Autistic Sadistic Base
  04/01/25
...
Pungent bbw
  04/01/25
Lol that's the only reason I poasted this.
Charismatic Lodge Organic Girlfriend
  04/01/25
BU is actually decent if you are from Boston or a shitty par...
Aquamarine Bateful Pervert Volcanic Crater
  04/01/25
lmao ran here.
lascivious home
  04/01/25
yeah this seems like subtle BU trolling, not subtle to the x...
Costumed Filthy Dilemma
  04/02/25
Undergrad is irrelevant for anything but i-banking and i-ban...
Concupiscible stock car boiling water
  04/01/25
cr. basically *all* talent goes into pro sports or podcastin...
Supple son of senegal fanboi
  04/01/25
...
Maize Reading Party
  04/01/25
Consulting also, but you're overall point is accurate.
Mahogany Dashing Rehab
  04/01/25
why is consulting dying?
Crimson self-centered gas station
  04/02/25
Damn fine school
Soul-stirring station
  04/01/25
“for CS” jeetslop detected
chestnut theatre travel guidebook
  04/01/25
Obvious flame. No one gets 5s on 18 AP exams before senior y...
stirring glassy mediation heaven
  04/01/25
Taking 18 AP exams is absolutely way out of range. For a ver...
Gold Double Fault Prole
  04/01/25
Disco Fries is a real weirdo. In another age he would have ...
wonderful space legend
  04/01/25
It can happen, I knew a kid in school who took like 25 AP ex...
Yellow slimy center
  04/01/25
LOL Plenty of people get 5s on APs as junior, especially ...
Aquamarine Bateful Pervert Volcanic Crater
  04/01/25
The algebra-based AP physics exam is harder IMO. it covers m...
Aphrodisiac parlour
  04/01/25
Reading comp-pwned? He’s talking about getting 18 s...
Soul-stirring station
  04/01/25
I knew a dude who got 4/5 on every single one that was avail...
Soul-stirring station
  04/01/25
Hegseth was valedictorian, this shit is flame
chrome macaca step-uncle's house
  04/01/25
that guy isn't dumb at all though. he's clearly pretty smart...
Maize Reading Party
  04/01/25
Libs just think all white frat guys are Bad….. Im a L...
chrome macaca step-uncle's house
  04/01/25
Yeah but he drinks alcohol and he replaced some sleepy old n...
chestnut theatre travel guidebook
  04/01/25
yeah i guess getting a bunch of cheesy tats in order to more...
Maize Reading Party
  04/01/25
guys at my high school worked ibanking hours to gun for top ...
titillating rough-skinned karate
  04/01/25
This is a jjc poast, with chill fratty finance dad jock: - ...
nudist bawdyhouse french chef
  04/01/25
don't forget being vice president of math club in high schoo...
Maize Reading Party
  04/01/25
...
chestnut theatre travel guidebook
  04/01/25
At my school we called Math Club Mu Alpha Theta to sound coo...
Gold Double Fault Prole
  04/01/25
Cross-register at Amherst and take as many classes there as ...
pale razzmatazz mad cow disease
  04/01/25
Wrong. He should "transition" and enroll at Smith ...
Mahogany Dashing Rehab
  04/01/25
good call: as a chick with a dick, ze could bang so many chi...
pale razzmatazz mad cow disease
  04/01/25
is computer science just over as a field? this is crazy h...
Yellow slimy center
  04/01/25
Lots of kids applying for CS at these schools have pretty cr...
up-to-no-good sickened nowag stage
  04/02/25
is it what schopenhauer said? how come public schools dont h...
Histrionic deep depressive
  04/02/25
Gender: Male Race/Ethnicity: White
Aphrodisiac parlour
  04/02/25
Why do all these morons want to go into computer science?
Charismatic Lodge Organic Girlfriend
  04/02/25
It's the worst major except for all the others
Aphrodisiac parlour
  04/02/25
they've been told for literally their whole lives that compu...
Yellow slimy center
  04/03/25
Who cares? He's not planning to end his career at undergrad...
Vivacious infuriating place of business office
  04/02/25
IT'S EDUCATIONAL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_tbMN2n...
Pungent bbw
  04/03/25


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Date: April 1st, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Charismatic Lodge Organic Girlfriend

https://x.com/deedydas/status/1906898551273337209?t=4x_3-N-UISvOwHnaqzU5wA&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802859)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: Supple son of senegal fanboi

with a 1580 the dood should be smart enough to not go out of state for college anyways so its a win-win. im actually surprised that umass even let him in given the history of racial aggression in the area by white people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802872)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: Maize Reading Party

gotta go back to asia man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802882)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Deranged kitty cat senate

if he did research for a BU prof and didn't even get in there he must be a big autist. but more likely this is flame.

edit: lol 14 day old account, this is his only poast. it's crazy that what would have been low effort flame here in 2008 now gets hundreds of thousands of views.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802895)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Autistic Sadistic Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802903)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: Opaque Lay Police Squad

i don't think anyone takes 18 AP tests.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802962)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: Supple son of senegal fanboi

i dont think there *are* 18 ap tests

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48803876)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: Autistic Sadistic Base

And the Dad played football at North Alabama-- i.e., my son is not azn or jeet!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802976)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: tripping pit

umass is a great school!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802898)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Vivacious infuriating place of business office

Any man would be proud to be the dad of a UMass scholar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48809393)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Autistic Sadistic Base

Ivy League or similarly prestigious school (Boston University, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802902)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Pungent bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802961)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Charismatic Lodge Organic Girlfriend

Lol that's the only reason I poasted this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802977)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: Aquamarine Bateful Pervert Volcanic Crater

BU is actually decent if you are from Boston or a shitty part of New England. BC also places very well due to Catholic mafia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48803634)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: lascivious home

lmao ran here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48803810)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Costumed Filthy Dilemma

yeah this seems like subtle BU trolling, not subtle to the xo crowd though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48809389)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 10:55 AM
Author: Concupiscible stock car boiling water

Undergrad is irrelevant for anything but i-banking and i-banking is a dying industry that increasingly attracts shit talent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802910)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 10:58 AM
Author: Supple son of senegal fanboi

cr. basically *all* talent goes into pro sports or podcasting now. there is nothing resembling *talent* in office jobs lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802929)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Maize Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802947)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: Mahogany Dashing Rehab

Consulting also, but you're overall point is accurate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48803817)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Crimson self-centered gas station

why is consulting dying?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48806127)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Soul-stirring station

Damn fine school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802950)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: chestnut theatre travel guidebook

“for CS”

jeetslop detected

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802958)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: stirring glassy mediation heaven

Obvious flame. No one gets 5s on 18 AP exams before senior year.

Indulging the flame post for a minute, do people apply to CS programs now? As opposed to just to the school, where they declare a major after freshman year or something. If so, applicants should send several non CS applications and do a math major or something if needed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802963)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Gold Double Fault Prole

Taking 18 AP exams is absolutely way out of range. For a very motivated high school student 8-10 is exceptional. I'd even wager a guess that 10 is top 1-2% of all HS students. I could believe a super striver taking 12 or 13 exams total, including senior year, and maybe 18 is possible, but certainly not before 12th grade.

Also, it's HIGHLY unlikely that the grades on those exams would all be 5/5. Even the brightest students regularly score 4s on AP exams (which is still passing in almost all schools).

Finally, if any of this was true, it'd be retarded for him to go to an Ivy League school for his degree. 18 AP exams is probably worth about 70 credits at most state schools. He should absolutely go to a state school, and finish his degree after 3-4 semesters of 15-18 credits. Then he's done by the end of the summer after graduating high school and he can apply to full time internships in tech or whatever he wants to go after. He has the degree checked off, he's not wasting time in college, and he's off to the races at 19 or 20 instead of 22 or 23.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802996)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: wonderful space legend

Disco Fries is a real weirdo. In another age he would have been some self-flagellating monk or something. Just do college in one year and then off to your cubicle!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48803673)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Yellow slimy center

It can happen, I knew a kid in school who took like 25 AP exams and got 5s on all of them (self-studied, our school didn't offer that many AP classes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48803779)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Aquamarine Bateful Pervert Volcanic Crater

LOL

Plenty of people get 5s on APs as junior, especially history, english, lit, etc. If you are at a great high school, the only “hard” ones are BC Calc and Physics C. Also music theory.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48803646)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac parlour

The algebra-based AP physics exam is harder IMO. it covers much broader topics than C and you are learning everything the hard way because you aren't using any calculus to derive the formulas. and most colleges don't give you any credit for that one either ljl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48803659)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Soul-stirring station

Reading comp-pwned?

He’s talking about getting 18 separate 5s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48803812)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Soul-stirring station

I knew a dude who got 4/5 on every single one that was available and he started college as a junior, but he took almost all of them as a senior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48803808)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: chrome macaca step-uncle's house

Hegseth was valedictorian, this shit is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802966)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: Maize Reading Party

that guy isn't dumb at all though. he's clearly pretty smart, if you listen to him talk

it reminds me of people calling george w bush "dumb" when there was no evidence to back that up at all. he was clearly pretty sharp up until toward the end of his presidency, when he started getting older and losing his edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802975)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: chrome macaca step-uncle's house

Libs just think all white frat guys are Bad….. Im a Liberal though so I toe the line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802989)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: chestnut theatre travel guidebook

Yeah but he drinks alcohol and he replaced some sleepy old nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802993)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Maize Reading Party

yeah i guess getting a bunch of cheesy tats in order to more easily fuck more women means that you're "dumb"

checkmate heterosexual white men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48803009)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: titillating rough-skinned karate

guys at my high school worked ibanking hours to gun for top colleges all the time, it was nbd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802979)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: nudist bawdyhouse french chef

This is a jjc poast, with chill fratty finance dad jock:

- from rural Alabama

- Played college football at North Alabama

- Commodities trader at bulge bracket bank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802985)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: Maize Reading Party

don't forget being vice president of math club in high school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802988)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: chestnut theatre travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48803000)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Gold Double Fault Prole

At my school we called Math Club Mu Alpha Theta to sound cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48803024)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: pale razzmatazz mad cow disease

Cross-register at Amherst and take as many classes there as possible. Get As and submit a Hail Mary transfer app.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48803699)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Mahogany Dashing Rehab

Wrong. He should "transition" and enroll at Smith / Mount Holyoke.

As an autist tranny, he'll be mega-auto-admitted at Google.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48803834)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: pale razzmatazz mad cow disease

good call: as a chick with a dick, ze could bang so many chicks without a dick at those schools

it's like when they move a tranny inmate to a women's prison and everyone's suddenly knocked up, including the guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48803869)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Yellow slimy center

is computer science just over as a field? this is crazy

https://www.reddit.com/r/collegeresults/comments/1jpdvss/valedictorian_only_gets_into_3_schools/

valedictorian, recruited athlete, 1580 SAT, rejected from UIUC and Georgia Tech lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48805330)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: up-to-no-good sickened nowag stage

Lots of kids applying for CS at these schools have pretty crazy stats. It’s all about impressing the female admissions staff now with the essays.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48805359)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: Histrionic deep depressive

is it what schopenhauer said? how come public schools dont have essay writing classes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48805375)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 9:30 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac parlour

Gender: Male

Race/Ethnicity: White

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48805971)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Charismatic Lodge Organic Girlfriend

Why do all these morons want to go into computer science?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48806471)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 10:36 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac parlour

It's the worst major except for all the others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48809371)



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Date: April 3rd, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: Yellow slimy center

they've been told for literally their whole lives that computer science is growing so fast that they're hiring thousands of Indians from overseas and still can't meet market demand. then the CS job market collapsed in the last 2 years and many schools aren't even holding CS job fairs anymore because no employers are coming but it's too late for these kids because they've spent the last 10 years preparing a "narrative" that they are "passionate" about "computer" and now it's too late to pivot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48811117)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: Vivacious infuriating place of business office

Who cares? He's not planning to end his career at undergrad is he? Just do UMass and dominate there and you can go to a good grad school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48809396)



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Date: April 3rd, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: Pungent bbw

IT'S EDUCATIONAL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_tbMN2nLQo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48811181)