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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
Unhinged selfie
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
Arousing site volcanic crater
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
Passionate frum den fortuitous meteor
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Appetizing Salmon Box Office Liquid Oxygen
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
submissive senate crotch
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
Unhinged selfie
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
submissive senate crotch
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Appetizing Salmon Box Office Liquid Oxygen
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
submissive senate crotch
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Appetizing Salmon Box Office Liquid Oxygen
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
submissive senate crotch
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Appetizing Salmon Box Office Liquid Oxygen
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
submissive senate crotch
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
Unhinged selfie
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
submissive senate crotch
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Appetizing Salmon Box Office Liquid Oxygen
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
submissive senate crotch
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
Amethyst keepsake machete cruise ship
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
submissive senate crotch
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
Amethyst keepsake machete cruise ship
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
submissive senate crotch
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
fuchsia legal warrant
  04/08/25
that's rude
submissive senate crotch
  04/08/25
...
Unhinged selfie
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
exhilarant pink range
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Appetizing Salmon Box Office Liquid Oxygen
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
thriller hall mediation
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
submissive senate crotch
  04/08/25
...
Unhinged selfie
  04/08/25
...
submissive senate crotch
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
Unhinged selfie
  04/09/25
...
Unhinged selfie
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
blue bearded affirmative action rehab
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Ultramarine bisexual field
  04/09/25
Ty
submissive senate crotch
  04/09/25
...
Sepia location
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
Hairraiser Dog Poop Telephone
  04/09/25
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submissive senate crotch
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
Peach Low-t Market
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
submissive senate crotch
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
submissive senate crotch
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
Chartreuse son of senegal philosopher-king
  05/02/25
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submissive senate crotch
  05/12/25
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submissive senate crotch
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
submissive senate crotch
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Ultramarine bisexual field
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
submissive senate crotch
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
Amethyst keepsake machete cruise ship
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
submissive senate crotch
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
Amethyst keepsake machete cruise ship
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
vibrant startled yarmulke
  06/03/25
...
submissive senate crotch
  06/26/25
OP?
submissive senate crotch
  06/27/25
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submissive senate crotch
  07/09/25
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submissive senate crotch
  07/31/25
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submissive senate crotch
  10/07/25
VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?
submissive senate crotch
  10/07/25
You are a hero.
vibrant startled yarmulke
  10/07/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Unhinged selfie

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Arousing site volcanic crater

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Passionate frum den fortuitous meteor

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Appetizing Salmon Box Office Liquid Oxygen

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: submissive senate crotch

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Unhinged selfie

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: submissive senate crotch

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Appetizing Salmon Box Office Liquid Oxygen

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: submissive senate crotch

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Appetizing Salmon Box Office Liquid Oxygen

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: submissive senate crotch

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Appetizing Salmon Box Office Liquid Oxygen

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: submissive senate crotch

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Unhinged selfie

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: submissive senate crotch

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Appetizing Salmon Box Office Liquid Oxygen

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: submissive senate crotch

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Amethyst keepsake machete cruise ship

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: submissive senate crotch

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Amethyst keepsake machete cruise ship

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: submissive senate crotch

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: fuchsia legal warrant

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: submissive senate crotch

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Unhinged selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: exhilarant pink range

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Appetizing Salmon Box Office Liquid Oxygen

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: thriller hall mediation

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: submissive senate crotch

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Unhinged selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: submissive senate crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Unhinged selfie

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Unhinged selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: blue bearded affirmative action rehab

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Ultramarine bisexual field

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: submissive senate crotch

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Sepia location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Hairraiser Dog Poop Telephone

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: submissive senate crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Peach Low-t Market

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: submissive senate crotch

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: submissive senate crotch

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Chartreuse son of senegal philosopher-king

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: submissive senate crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: submissive senate crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: submissive senate crotch

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Ultramarine bisexual field

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: submissive senate crotch

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: Amethyst keepsake machete cruise ship

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: submissive senate crotch

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Amethyst keepsake machete cruise ship

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: vibrant startled yarmulke

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: submissive senate crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: submissive senate crotch

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: submissive senate crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: submissive senate crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49145215)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: submissive senate crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49331548)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: submissive senate crotch

VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49331551)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: vibrant startled yarmulke

You are a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49331552)