Date: June 7th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: OldHLSDude
To the tune of "Are You Lonely Tonight:"
Are you a bald man tonight?
Do you miss me all right?
Are you sorry I fell out of your head?
Does your memory stray to a bright summer day
When you didn't have to stay in the shade?
Do the combs on your dresser seem empty and bare
Do you gaze at your mirror and picture me there?
Is your heart filled with pain, shall I come back again?
Tell me dear, are you a bald man tonight?
I wonder if you're still bald tonight.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734713&forum_id=2#48995734)