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Why are no US sports teams named after the Romans?

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Ti...
appetizing flushed whorehouse
  08/28/25
I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the...
learning disabled office
  08/28/25
Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point
Diverse dog poop property
  08/28/25
because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after...
vivacious dull parlor
  08/28/25
how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about...
chest-beating cruel-hearted school
  08/28/25
immigration from North Africa is how
Bull headed amber alpha
  08/29/25
If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the ...
deep liquid oxygen
  08/28/25
Romulus and Remus would like a word
learning disabled office
  08/28/25
That’s what he’s referring to dipshit
appetizing flushed whorehouse
  08/28/25
How about I Trojan your ass
gaped scourge upon the earth
  08/28/25
Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and...
comical plaza
  08/28/25
Read up on the legend a bit more
appetizing flushed whorehouse
  08/28/25
NHL does in Canada https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otta...
translucent boiling water
  08/28/25
cr. forgot about them
appetizing flushed whorehouse
  08/28/25
OP said US sports teams
brindle beady-eyed business firm
  08/28/25
by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ot...
appetizing flushed whorehouse
  08/29/25
no
brindle beady-eyed business firm
  08/29/25
Eat shit
Arousing Maniacal Internal Respiration Site
  08/29/25
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brindle beady-eyed business firm
  08/28/25
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Arousing Maniacal Internal Respiration Site
  08/28/25
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators
flirting box office
  08/28/25
nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. ...
Judgmental cerebral lodge reading party
  08/28/25
Centurions and Legion would be good names
Naked Turdskin Piazza
  08/28/25
any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so ...
Judgmental cerebral lodge reading party
  08/29/25
How could you forget about the Rome Emperors? https://en....
Opaque wild becky parlour
  08/28/25
Op pwned. Growing a beard. https://www.centurapride.com/
brilliant vigorous library mexican
  08/28/25
Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders...
Diverse dog poop property
  08/28/25
you can’t build an empire through conquest without bei...
appetizing flushed whorehouse
  08/28/25
Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republic...
Diverse dog poop property
  08/28/25
wow
Bull headed amber alpha
  08/29/25
The California Gays are a major team iirc
Godawful Rose Cumskin Associate
  08/29/25
180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonaut...
azure skinny woman orchestra pit
  08/29/25
...
appetizing flushed whorehouse
  08/29/25
I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore ...
appetizing flushed whorehouse
  08/29/25
The Cleveland Commoduses
Heady avocado location
  08/29/25
The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Balti...
Mustard Ticket Booth
  08/29/25
But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, a...
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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:41 AM
Author: appetizing flushed whorehouse

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Titans), the Norse (Vikings), even the Irish (Celtics and Fighting Irish), but none are named after the Romans. Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218557)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:56 AM
Author: learning disabled office

I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the closest I could get was the Idaho Vandals, the Vandals having sacked Rome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218558)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Diverse dog poop property

Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49219392)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: vivacious dull parlor

because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after niggistan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218559)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: chest-beating cruel-hearted school

how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about all the teams named after injuns?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218604)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Bull headed amber alpha

immigration from North Africa is how

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49222270)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: deep liquid oxygen

If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the founders of Rome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218560)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:02 AM
Author: learning disabled office

Romulus and Remus would like a word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218562)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: appetizing flushed whorehouse

That’s what he’s referring to dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218575)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:49 AM
Author: gaped scourge upon the earth

How about I Trojan your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218581)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:16 AM
Author: comical plaza

Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and were centuries after Aeneas. That’s the joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218599)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: appetizing flushed whorehouse

Read up on the legend a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49219518)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:33 AM
Author: translucent boiling water

NHL does in Canada

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottawa_Senators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218579)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:03 AM
Author: appetizing flushed whorehouse

cr. forgot about them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218590)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: brindle beady-eyed business firm

OP said US sports teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49220228)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: appetizing flushed whorehouse

by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ottawa Senators a credited response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49222259)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: brindle beady-eyed business firm

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49222271)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Arousing Maniacal Internal Respiration Site

Eat shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49222283)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: brindle beady-eyed business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218602)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Arousing Maniacal Internal Respiration Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49219360)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:42 AM
Author: flirting box office

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218580)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:11 AM
Author: Judgmental cerebral lodge reading party

nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. Shit like gladiators and centurions doesn’t sound right. Plenty of Colosseum stadiums out there. LA has the Forum, there’s the Aqueduct racetrack in NY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218598)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Naked Turdskin Piazza

Centurions and Legion would be good names

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49219923)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: Judgmental cerebral lodge reading party

any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so did the Dallas knights.

legion would be good for soccer i guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49221791)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: Opaque wild becky parlour

How could you forget about the Rome Emperors?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rome_Emperors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218600)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:53 AM
Author: brilliant vigorous library mexican

Op pwned. Growing a beard.

https://www.centurapride.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218773)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Diverse dog poop property

Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders. U.S. sports culture wants the scrappers, not the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49219402)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: appetizing flushed whorehouse

you can’t build an empire through conquest without being great warriors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49219522)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Diverse dog poop property

Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republican Congressmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49219689)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Bull headed amber alpha

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49222274)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: Godawful Rose Cumskin Associate

The California Gays are a major team iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49221794)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: azure skinny woman orchestra pit

180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonauts, occasional VAndals, Scots, Highlanders, VIkings, Norse. Weird ones like Britons and Saxons. But basically no Romans. Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49221815)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: appetizing flushed whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49221966)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: appetizing flushed whorehouse

I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore seen as villains when most US sports franchises and university athletic departments were created? only reason I can think of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49222267)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Heady avocado location

The Cleveland Commoduses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49222287)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Mustard Ticket Booth

The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Baltimore Christians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49222428)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, and Saints.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#50102090)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Golf Wigger



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#50102080)