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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts
| aquamarine codepig | 08/28/25 |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: aquamarine codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219929) |
Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: slippery exciting faggot firefighter headpube lol @ the cowboys (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219931) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM Author: aquamarine codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219934) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM Author: chest-beating bat shit crazy rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220268) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: Ungodly Sepia Nibblets Mental Disorder that's it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219933) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM Author: aquamarine codepig pack is paying him $47 million per year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219935) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM Author: mustard indian lodge chad and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219964) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM Author: Ungodly Sepia Nibblets Mental Disorder 1 sack doesnt sound good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219972) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM Author: Sadistic Iridescent Menage Pervert Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221767) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM Author: dun excitant coffee pot 1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221776) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM Author: Sadistic Iridescent Menage Pervert Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221849) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM Author: dun excitant coffee pot Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221854) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM Author: Sadistic Iridescent Menage Pervert I like the Packers. This was a retarded move. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221953) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM Author: dun excitant coffee pot Where are we on this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259308) |
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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM Author: lfo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49381541) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM Author: beady-eyed underhanded genital piercing Haha wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219940) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM Author: Comical internet-worthy ticket booth hairy legs Happy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219948) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: beady-eyed underhanded genital piercing I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.
Worth it if we win a SB while he's around. |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM Author: Sadistic Iridescent Menage Pervert Good move by the Boys. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220276) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM Author: chest-beating bat shit crazy rehab lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM Author: Sadistic Iridescent Menage Pervert He costs more than he is worth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220305) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM Author: chest-beating bat shit crazy rehab what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM Author: pearly death wish hunting ground three fifths, ackshually (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220313) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM Author: thriller yarmulke It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.
The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.
The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years. |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM Author: Geriatric talented property jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220854) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM Author: Jet Filthy Abode Private Investor Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221253) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM Author: Charcoal galvanic sneaky criminal quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228871) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM Author: vengeful concupiscible library Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220386) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM Author: indecent native fortuitous meteor im with xo jerry on this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220829) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM Author: Geriatric talented property jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220876) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM Author: Arousing Crystalline Background Story Its interesting because:
1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.
2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.
I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter... |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM Author: indecent native fortuitous meteor two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220859) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM Author: dun excitant coffee pot The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221251) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM Author: Yapping histrionic alpha LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221238) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM Author: Sadistic Iridescent Menage Pervert So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221432) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM Author: beady-eyed underhanded genital piercing "The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."
I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM Author: vengeful concupiscible library The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research. https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/ |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM Author: Sadistic Iridescent Menage Pervert , he lisped. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49223039) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM Author: House-broken range lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221917) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM Author: autistic international law enforcement agency Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2 |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM Author: beady-eyed underhanded genital piercing I responded in under one hour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49222736) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM Author: chest-beating bat shit crazy rehab this is so fucking stupid worse than luka (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49223051) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM Author: Sadistic Iridescent Menage Pervert Micah's back is shot lol.
https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19 |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM Author: indecent native fortuitous meteor xo jerry wins again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228692) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM Author: Sadistic Iridescent Menage Pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228696) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM Author: indecent native fortuitous meteor the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228706) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM Author: Sadistic Iridescent Menage Pervert It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49229109) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM Author: Comical internet-worthy ticket booth hairy legs Lolololol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228851) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM Author: beady-eyed underhanded genital piercing Obviously not ideal
Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM Author: dun excitant coffee pot ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259310) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM Author: sable karate Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228735) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM Author: beady-eyed underhanded genital piercing Fuck you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49229153) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM Author: Sadistic Iridescent Menage Pervert I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259344) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM Author: dun excitant coffee pot "shouldn't've" you mean? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259448) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM Author: Sadistic Iridescent Menage Pervert Yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259689) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM Author: dun excitant coffee pot ty for your honesty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259833) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM Author: dun excitant coffee pot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259608) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM Author: aquamarine codepig parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259839) |