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Most difficult: MLB homer, EPL goal, NFL TD, NHL goal?
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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:14 AM Author: Aromatic messiness Assume the average poaster is put on a pro team in any of those leagues, which is the hardest for him to do? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860367&forum_id=2#49841572) |
Date: April 25th, 2026 10:39 AM Author: Clear roast beef lay NHL goal.
Xo *dramatically* overstates the difficulty of most of these hypos and how utter and complete your failure would be, but if you can't skate -- and I don't literally mean "can't skate around the rink awkwardly without falling down," I mean if you didn't grow up spending substantial time on the ice -- you're going to get mogged like a little child or neverathlete woman out there. |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 11:09 AM Author: exciting meetinghouse Shut up queer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860367&forum_id=2#49841743) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 11:15 AM Author: ruby jew electric furnace I’d rate this the easiest. There’s a chance of a fluke. There’s no chance of a home run. Same with TD and goal. Your teammates could engineer it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860367&forum_id=2#49841779) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 11:19 AM Author: Balding fanboi rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860367&forum_id=2#49841794) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:40 AM Author: Cruel-hearted crusty menage potus Jozy Altidore played like 50 premier league games and scored 1 goal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860367&forum_id=2#49841634) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 11:05 AM Author: exciting meetinghouse MLB homer is the greatest feat in sports other than a hole in one in golf
The others Won’t Happen either but the homer happens Less |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 11:10 AM Author: Aromatic messiness There's way more homers in a baseball game than goals in an EPL game usually (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860367&forum_id=2#49841748) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 11:12 AM Author: Clear roast beef lay You can hit a homer randomly given enough ABs, which isn't true of an epl or nhl goal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860367&forum_id=2#49841756) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 11:55 AM Author: Violet Frum Associate Codepig There are about 3-5 "fluky" NHL goals every fucking night--deflection off a stick, deflection off a skate, whatever. No one "oopsed" a home run. A typical poaster could accidentally skate into the right position sometime and have the goal go into the net because of traffic. A typically poaster would not get a single hit in a full fucking season of MLB at-bats much less hit a home run. |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 11:07 AM Author: spectacular blathering pervert if you count a qb sneak the td is the easiest (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860367&forum_id=2#49841735) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 11:08 AM Author: exciting meetinghouse TD has to be the easiest assuming you don’t get killed or something. You don’t even have to be fast or athletic. Kickers have scored touchdowns.
If you were in Purgatory for millennia just playing pro sports you’d get a TD nbd first. Hardest part is convincing the coach to run a trick play that uses a Loser to score. |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 11:17 AM Author: ruby jew electric furnace If the rest of the team was incentivized all of them could happen except for homerun. No one would even bother trying to help. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860367&forum_id=2#49841785) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 11:18 AM Author: Aromatic messiness I guess I should clarify before some wise aleck says "durr in the park homer" I meant a HR that goes over the outfield wall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860367&forum_id=2#49841788) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 2:04 PM Author: ruby jew electric furnace Your team can’t help you hit an inside the park homerun. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860367&forum_id=2#49842069) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 11:32 AM Author: metal site clearing the splash zone after a clean 500lb+ deadlift (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860367&forum_id=2#49841822) |