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Just imagine the MASSIVE LOAD of CUM the market will shoot if/when the war ends

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irate azure church party of the first part
  05/06/26
idiots always say 'the market has priced that in!' well i...
chocolate contagious elastic band
  05/06/26
it's better 2 think about liquidity dynamics than things bei...
irate azure church party of the first part
  05/06/26
vix is 16. the war is over ljl. everyone's a prognostica...
diverse shivering antidepressant drug
  05/06/26
low vix right now means the market is sitting on its hands w...
irate azure church party of the first part
  05/06/26
/ES is up 1% , /CL is down 10%, and VIX is down to 16.5, and...
diverse shivering antidepressant drug
  05/06/26
its hilarous trying to pretned there's a rationale to this m...
chocolate contagious elastic band
  05/06/26
It's not gambling. It's the people in power continuously say...
offensive self-absorbed regret
  05/06/26
this is a stupid take going around, pretnding the market has...
chocolate contagious elastic band
  05/06/26
You yourself are so stupid that you don't realize just how s...
Trip umber hell
  05/06/26
Our leaders are doing the needful but you are veddy veddy st...
offensive self-absorbed regret
  05/06/26
veddy stupid*
Trip umber hell
  05/06/26
manipulating markets is to the needful saar, as a bharatista...
chocolate contagious elastic band
  05/06/26
Don't worry; TT will still figure out a way to lose money wh...
Trip umber hell
  05/06/26
by next week maybe im at the point i just give up and put 50...
chocolate contagious elastic band
  05/06/26
You should've done what a non-retarded investor would've don...
Trip umber hell
  05/06/26
yea i was abt to but my target was 15% and QQQ got to 13% of...
chocolate contagious elastic band
  05/06/26
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hilarious vengeful orchestra pit volcanic crater
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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:42 AM
Author: irate azure church party of the first part



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:43 AM
Author: chocolate contagious elastic band

idiots always say 'the market has priced that in!'

well in this case u wld think its priced in the war ending soon, wtf else wld it bump despite all this bad shit

but now idiots will say it will pump moar cause trump has a fake peace plan

its all so tiring and BS and retarded, this is just pure gambling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864193&forum_id=2#49868989)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:55 AM
Author: irate azure church party of the first part

it's better 2 think about liquidity dynamics than things being "priced in." the initial downward movement created short positions that squeezed in the other direction when the market decided that the risk in this war was nbd. so we've overcorrected because there was asymmetric upward momentum after the initial move down. but markets probably assume that the the war is going to last and if it actually ends sooner rather than later it is going to be an absolute risk-on bonanza, the remaining bear positions will get wiped out over like two days and we will be up another 10-15% in a week.

if the war extends there's real downside potential because of energy prices but the possibility of that is still keeping markets lower than they might otherwise go. so we can go down bigly if the war really does extend and the momentum trade peters out, but also could go up bigly if the downside risk is erased overnight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864193&forum_id=2#49869003)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:02 AM
Author: diverse shivering antidepressant drug

vix is 16. the war is over ljl.

everyone's a prognosticator in a bull market eh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864193&forum_id=2#49869006)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:11 AM
Author: irate azure church party of the first part

low vix right now means the market is sitting on its hands waiting for something to happen after the market went down and then squeezed, not that we're back to status quo. if things draw out it will get ugly, if it ends it will squeeze more. this is a holding pattern between two potential big moves, one up and one down, one of which has to happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864193&forum_id=2#49869024)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:15 AM
Author: diverse shivering antidepressant drug

/ES is up 1% , /CL is down 10%, and VIX is down to 16.5, and the market is sitting on its hands?

ok tommy im with you we need a fucking crash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864193&forum_id=2#49869036)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: chocolate contagious elastic band

its hilarous trying to pretned there's a rationale to this madness, this is just some fraud manipulation, pure and simplel nigga

axios and that bavad kike are mossad agents and these niggas coordinate every other day to pump the markets and tame the oil prices its absurd shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864193&forum_id=2#49869047)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:43 AM
Author: offensive self-absorbed regret

It's not gambling. It's the people in power continuously saying since post-Lehman nearly 20 years ago: "we are veddy veddy sorry, we will do the needful for stock market to not go down, veddy sorry we will revert."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864193&forum_id=2#49869072)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:48 AM
Author: chocolate contagious elastic band

this is a stupid take going around, pretnding the market has just gone straight up every day, every week for years

its stupi to loook at a chart and pretend thats the case, maybe long term it is but everyone knows the market went up and down hugely many times



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864193&forum_id=2#49869082)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:49 AM
Author: Trip umber hell

You yourself are so stupid that you don't realize just how stupid you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864193&forum_id=2#49869084)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:56 AM
Author: offensive self-absorbed regret

Our leaders are doing the needful but you are veddy veddy stubborn saar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864193&forum_id=2#49869100)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:57 AM
Author: Trip umber hell

veddy stupid*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864193&forum_id=2#49869101)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:30 AM
Author: chocolate contagious elastic band

manipulating markets is to the needful saar, as a bharatistani i believe in ethics, morality, and free markets. sad birdshits dont agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864193&forum_id=2#49869151)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:44 AM
Author: Trip umber hell

Don't worry; TT will still figure out a way to lose money when this happens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864193&forum_id=2#49869075)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:49 AM
Author: chocolate contagious elastic band

by next week maybe im at the point i just give up and put 500k into SPY and then it immediately crashes 10%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864193&forum_id=2#49869083)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:52 AM
Author: Trip umber hell

You should've done what a non-retarded investor would've done: put that $500k into SPY about a month ago when it dipped 10% from its all-time high because 10% is a reliable indicator to buy SPY or any other total market fund. I personally bought $8k of VTI when that happened. My net worth is now at record highs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864193&forum_id=2#49869090)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:30 AM
Author: chocolate contagious elastic band

yea i was abt to but my target was 15% and QQQ got to 13% off high but yeah im retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864193&forum_id=2#49869153)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 9:27 AM
Author: hilarious vengeful orchestra pit volcanic crater



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Date: May 6th, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: bisexual school cafeteria



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