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Non-zero chance Spaceporn testifies as character witness against Boner Police
| nude gunner | 12/18/25 |
| i'm white btw | 12/18/25 |
| nude gunner | 12/18/25 |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM Author: nude gunner (gunneratttt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811841&forum_id=2.#49520382) |
Date: December 18th, 2025 5:33 PM Author: i'm white btw "And you're saying he repeatedly called you a pedophile on the internet?"
"That's correct, your honor"
"Well, are you a pedophile, Mr. Spinelli? Truth is an absolute defense, after all"
"Your honor, he is my property. MY PROPERTY. I have a WRITTEN CONTRACT for his PURCHASE." |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:34 PM Author: nude gunner (gunneratttt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811841&forum_id=2.#49520403) |