Date: April 4th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: AZNgirl in southern Iran searching for Handsome
AMAZING hes gonna be POTUS, oh nevermind this is paradoy but whatever
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IF DONALD IS AT WALTER REED, IT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE DOING AN MRI ON HIS HEAD OR BUTT, HE CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE AND NEITHER CAN THE DOCTORS. LUCKILY, THEY FIGURED OUT WHICH END IS WHICH WHEN THEY SPOTTED LINDSEY GRAHAM LIVING IN ONE OF THEM.
https://x.com/AwesomeNewsom/status/2040509048760508916
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853528&forum_id=2.#49793770)