Date: July 18th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Johnsmeyer
Everyone knows I’m a big RSF fanboi but I’ll give a breakdown:
Messi: Money probably generational wealth if he doesn’t blow it, kids, washed up wife who was once hot but only with him for his money, 5’7 lmao, not handsome, worldwide fame
RSF: 6’1/6’2, great hair, fuck you wealth, women love him, socialite, single and can fuck whoever, not famous but had some good books…well just say famous on XO.
I personally would choose RSF for the sheer volume of women he’s banged. He’s 45 and still banging 19 year olds. He’s got nougat.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883918&forum_id=2.#50008548)