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the coolest map I ever made on a computer (NSAM)

I got paid on contract to work for this NGO funded by the Wo...
Jared Baumeister
  02/15/26
so it was a load of bullshit with a predetermined outcome of...
rubberneck
  02/15/26
I was supposed to train their staff on how to use the softwa...
Jared Baumeister
  02/15/26
Cool story, boomer
Nude Bunny
  02/15/26
it doesn’t matter because the data is obviously bullsh...
rubberneck
  02/15/26
the data was the only thing that was any good. The reason th...
Jared Baumeister
  02/15/26
https://storymaps.arcgis.com/stories/50c1f169e8f24422abfc63a...
Nude Bunny
  02/15/26
180, I know this guy! He was in that office! https://i.im...
Jared Baumeister
  02/15/26
This is 180 too. I had no idea since I was doing this all pr...
Jared Baumeister
  02/15/26
Wow, that's a shitty map. Colors look random and UGLY. That'...
Jared Baumeister
  02/15/26


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Date: February 15th, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Jared Baumeister

I got paid on contract to work for this NGO funded by the World Bank and the Asian Development Bank to do census-type surveys for SE Asian countries, because these countries didn't have the resources to do it by themselves. Moreoever they could do finegrained studies. Like they had done a big study where they interviewed people about their diets to look for communities affected by iodine deficiency. If a community was identified, the government would ship iodized salt there. You could do all of this using local labor in the host country - just hire shitlibs out of the top universities in those countries.

The only thing they needed whitey for was an ArcGIS license. They didn't have one, so they didn't have staff who knew how to use it to make maps. So I got hired on contract to make maps off their survey data. The coolest was this river somewhere in Jakarta that was nasty as hell. They wanted to find out where the shit was coming from and how bad it was affecting people, so they had sent surveyors all up and down this big ass river, interviewing everyone about what they were doing with the river water. Were they shitting in it? Were they washing their clothes out of it? Were they bathing in it? By lining up all this survey data alongside hydrologic maps of the river, I made a custom map that let people choose the survey field they wanted projected and some nice color schemes for easy differentiation (underrated but important factor in making maps!). Took me about one day to make it but I was given ~90 days in Indonesia to complete the project, so I had a lot of time to kill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835227&forum_id=2.#49672814)



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Date: February 15th, 2026 7:40 PM
Author: rubberneck

so it was a load of bullshit with a predetermined outcome of getting those assholes more funding. get a real job you schizo foreign faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835227&forum_id=2.#49672821)



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Date: February 15th, 2026 7:44 PM
Author: Jared Baumeister

I was supposed to train their staff on how to use the software while I was there. The idea was that if their staff knew how to use it, it would be worth $45k/yr or whatever for a license. The staff were getting paid like $4k/yr, I'm guessing. Who knows.

HOWEVER it turned out the staff already knew how to use the software, because you could buy pirated CDs for $4 at the mall and host your own server. They had all used it in school. So mostly I was just hanging out with these folks and faking like we were working. They were 85% female in that office too, and they talked about sex nonstop. It was nutty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835227&forum_id=2.#49672829)



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Date: February 15th, 2026 7:52 PM
Author: Nude Bunny

Cool story, boomer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835227&forum_id=2.#49672844)



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Date: February 15th, 2026 8:24 PM
Author: rubberneck

it doesn’t matter because the data is obviously bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835227&forum_id=2.#49672943)



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Date: February 15th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Jared Baumeister

the data was the only thing that was any good. The reason they hired so many females is because they can talk to the females in the household and find out what's going on. You can't send a man into these shantytowns and expect him to get good info, because local custom prevents single men from conversing with local women. These bitches were super nosy and loooved to gossip too, so they were seeing everything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835227&forum_id=2.#49672953)



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Date: February 15th, 2026 8:03 PM
Author: Nude Bunny

https://storymaps.arcgis.com/stories/50c1f169e8f24422abfc63ac7803195b

https://www.adb.org/sites/default/files/project-documents/37049-ino-tacr.pdf

So which one of these faggots on pp. 11-12 of the PDF is you? I'm guessing none of them since they seem qualified but they all have weird foreign names so it could be you since there's certainly no normal white dudes on there. Just gotta go thru the table and see who appears the most schizo/recently deleted socials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835227&forum_id=2.#49672873)



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Date: February 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: Jared Baumeister

180, I know this guy! He was in that office!

https://i.imgur.com/vcF960g.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835227&forum_id=2.#49672882)



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Date: February 15th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: Jared Baumeister

This is 180 too. I had no idea since I was doing this all pre-2005.

https://i.imgur.com/HRoneei.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835227&forum_id=2.#49672896)



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Date: February 15th, 2026 8:26 PM
Author: Jared Baumeister

Wow, that's a shitty map. Colors look random and UGLY. That's too much data to begin with, but cmon. What can anyone possibly learn from that map? It literally looks like vomit.

https://i.imgur.com/PLKoby9.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835227&forum_id=2.#49672947)